Joseph and Mary go on Maury Show

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
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If only they had paternity tests back then.
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Female 1,199
lol
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Male 10
Why would hat even be a little funny? Joseph never thought he was the father of Jesus.
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Female 322
XD!! Mary was a virgin anyway.
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Female 26
[quote]On 8/11/2007 10:45:55 PM davymid wrote: Joseph was gay. So was Jesus.[/quote]
Oh look. Bait. Now where are the fishies?
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Male 12,138
Joseph was gay. So was Jesus.
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Male 298
was this from The chasers war on everything? i think it is
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Female 53
They forgot one thing. Joseph knew that Jesus wasn`t his son. The angel`s told him.

Lol, I think you missed the whole point of the video. Of course this isn`t accurate!

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Female 416
no god f***ed mary and she lied about being a virgin.
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Female 688
They forgot one thing. Joseph knew that Jesus wasn`t his son. The angel`s told him.

Matthew 1:20
But while he thought about these things, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream saying "Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take to you Mary,for that which is conceived in her is the Holy Spirit."

Because Joseph knew this and accepted Jesus as his son anyway, he was more of a man than any male who doesn`t accept someone who isn`t their natural born child.

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Female 407
Chasers War rawcks!!!
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Female 194
Haha, that`s great. I`m probably going to hell now.
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Female 98
I`m gonna send this to every bible-thumber I know.. XD THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SHOVING ALL YOUR RELIGOUS SH*T DOWN MY THROAT!! lol
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Male 4,393
wow...
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Female 103
"then the woman got stoned.. no.. the kind with the ouch and the rocks."

pahahahaha.
nicely put.
:D

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Male 11,740
that was stupid
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Male 10
Bible = teh roxxors

making fun of teh bibel = ETERNAL DALMATION!!

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Male 114
i laughed at the concept, but the way "joseph" was acting made it not funny at all... its a sacrilege.
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Male 26
LOOOL
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Male 598
Virgin Mary my ass!
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Female 45
what religion you are, that was funny.
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Male 967
Damn, that was funny!
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Male 12
isnt that from the tonight show? its like 2 months old
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Male 2,796
ALL YOU SINNERS WHO FIND THIS FUNNY ARE GOING TO HELL! God gave his son, JESUS, to this world so he can die for you nasty selfish people!!!

Nah, just fooling... screw God. Oh and Jesus too.

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Female 84
ahh the blasphemizing goodness
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Female 878
I`d want to be related to Jesus.
:?
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Male 204
so messed up to my religion......yet so funny.
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Male 5,970
And hes happy because
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Female 1,134
lmao wow just wow im adding this to my faves.
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Male 916
yes, very funny
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Male 733
long live chasers war on everything!
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Female 1
yeah im with larajunky.. NOT FUNNY!
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Male 137
spotted girl, its not making fun of jesus, its more making fun of maury
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Female 1,832
SO not funny
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Female 2,084
ha. that is so messed up.
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Female 4,376
well obviously joseph isn`t the father mary was a virgin and jesus was conceived by god so um lol yea of course joseph aint the father
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Female 532
Funny, but from what I read in the Bible, God told Joseph not to be upset about it, and to marry and love Mary anyway....

Still, its a funny clip, if you overlook the whole inaccuracy thing

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Female 143
That was hilarious.
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Female 426
HA! Awesome!
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Female 525
weird...
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Male 6
Looks like that Geico Caveman,LOL.
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Female 1,264
WOOT chasers war
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Female 2,220
HAHAHAHAAAA


GENIUS

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Male 54
TAKE THAT JESUS!! OOH OOH!
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Male 19
I <3 The Chaser`s war on Everything. A fringe benifit for us Aussies!
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Female 30
I used to think this when i was wee. Guess this awnsers my question. =)
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Male 2,616
joseph lucked out
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Male 2,486
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I`m uncertain about why Joseph would be so thrilled about not being the father. He and Mary WERE married, were they not?? I have yet to read The Bible, so I wouldn`t know."

Mary got `pregnant` before they were married, and in those times, if that happened, then the woman got stoned.. no.. the kind with the ouch and the rocks. So they had to hurry and get married so that didn`t happen.

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Female 66
rofls
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Male 4,246
I`m uncertain about why Joseph would be so thrilled about not being the father. He and Mary WERE married, were they not?? )-| I have yet to read The Bible, so I wouldn`t know.
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Male 10
La chica, you might love MAD TV, but this is The Chasers War on Everything from Australia, land of the funny
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Female 122
hahahahaha
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Female 88
lol
I liked the picture they had of jesus up on the screen.
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Male 1,354
Man, can I go to hell for laughing at that?
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Female 182
well, i usually don`t like watching things that make fun of jesus, or anything like that, but this one was funny... oh gosh...
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Female 1,596
o.o HAHA! Except for the ending was kind of...ya.

I love MadTV! <3

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Male 10,115
Link: Joseph and Mary go on Maury Show [Rate Link] - If only they had paternity tests back then.
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