How to Stop a Baby Crying

Submitted by: LaChica 9 years ago Misc
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Give this a try next time you"re around a baby.
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Female 1,413
lol awesome
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Female 105
could som1 mabye tell me what that lady was saying
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Female 368
I thought they were gonna give wine to the baby..that would work too.
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Female 21
imm gonna try dat oin mne cousin even though i cant drink lolz.......
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Female 416
How would i do that?
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Female 2,084
i wanna try this. my cousin is gonna have a baby soon so i`ll just have to wait. lol.
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Female 26
[quote]On 8/1/2007 4:12:17 AM Freelop wrote: I find if you cover their mouth and nose for a few minutes they go real quiet[/quote]
I gotta say, that made me literally LOL. I`m glad I`m the only person in my office right now. :->
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Male 84
or hammers, hammers work too.
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Male 84
at firts i thought you were suppose to blow water on them, i figured that would just piss them off more, then i figured out what they were doing, normaly tylonal works just as well and you don`t have to worry about them for 6-8 hours. lol
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Male 274
you fat japanese or chinese (sorry dont know) babies
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Female 913
That is just friggin` bizarre
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Female 294
I thought from the beginning of the clip that they were just going to give the kids red wine.
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Male 124
I find the best way is like SMACCKKKK then SMASH SMACK WHAP WHAP SMACK WHAP THUMP TUD TUD BLAM PTANG SLAP WHACK SLAP... oh that`s not healthy, is it?
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Female 55
my dog does that, he stops his incessant barking when I make weird sounds, but eventually gets familiar with them and I have to think of other ones
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Female 943
if only i knew what they were saying..
at first i thought they were blow wine-breath at the baby
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Male 65
unfortunately that only works on japanese babies but at least u get to drink while u babysit
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Female 406
Just give the baby a pacifier, and find out what the freak is wrong. Dont hesitate to sniff their butt.
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Female 88
bashing it on the floor works wonders, I found.
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Male 9
My parent`s used whisky, I still think whisky tastes better than wine or water.
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Male 34
alot of idiots on here now
haha

but ima try that on a baby

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Male 37
Strangest thing, i was crying hysterically until i came across this video, like some curse had been lifted it stopped momentarily whilst the Japanese folks were water tasting. Now I just walk around my house with a goblet of clear liquid making soft cooing noises to ward off my sadness. Thank you japanese ingenuity. !
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Female 98
Usually, if a baby is crying, it`s because they need or want something. Making a funny sound at them will only work for a few moments, and only a limited number of times. If they cry, it`s for a reason. (Dirty diaper, hunger, overtired, gassy, etc) They need to be picked up. That way they`ll feel safe, and are less likely to cry as long or as hard. Or even as often. Sitting there gargling water at them is just cruel.
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Male 410
At first I thought they were spitting on the babies, but covering it up with Japanese gibberish due to some strange Japanese culture censoring . . . when I found out they weren`t spitting on their babies, I cried uncontrollably.
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Female 199
"YamiHikari-
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2 Posts Wednesday, August 01, 2007 3:15:31 AM
it only works on asian babies"


Rofl!

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Female 357
Neagle:
I agree. ;-/
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Male 1,404
Wow! This one brought out some sicko posters! :-/
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Female 460
I think they calm down cuz that sound reminds htem of when they were in the womb.
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Female 3
this is me not being rasist

mb its just asian babies

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Female 90
lol silly asians >_< imma try that when my cousin has their baby hahaha
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Female 352
or just give it some horse tranquilizers,

idk how to spell trazquilizer

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Male 2,781
I`VE WHISTLED BEFORE AND IT WORKS, GOTTA TRY THE WATER THOUGH. LAND ME SOME MILFS
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Male 287
Anyone else find babies repulsive and fat? I do. :|

Anyways, That was kinda interesting. I`m assuming that despite the fact that every person used a large wine glass of some sort, that the wineglass itself is not necessary? :P

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Male 305
"god i hate children"
iChris
And yet you are one jackhole.
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Female 878
At first I thought they were spitting on them.
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Male 44
I wonder if that rearry works...
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Male 44
LOL AZN!
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Male 563
modernbenoni
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
282 Posts Wednesday, August 01, 2007 3:43:54 PM
Baby plugs also shut them up, just shove it in their mouth, or your dick works too...

eeeewwwwy

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Male 189
THAT ONLY WORKS ON JAPANESE BABIES
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Female 2,552
I tried that and my drink spilled all over me :-|
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Female 2,695
cool. i`ll have to write that down or something.
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Female 1,984
"so.... i need to have chinese things come out of my mouth. ok."

Japanese actually.

"it only works on asian babies"

It works on all/most babies!

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Female 1,984
It`s because it has a white noise effect. Same can be done with a vacuum.
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Male 1,496
If i ever rember this i will definitly use it, kids piss me right the drat off
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Male 10
Japanese people are so clever.
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Female 600
I`m definitely trying that on my friends baby once she pops in a few weeks.
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Male 158
its japanese retard not chinese (yeah they use kanjis dont point that out )
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Female 4
The developing baby heard a 6000-8000 hertz sound in the womb and the bubbling noise made by the people sucking in water/other beverage produced a 7000 hertz sound. Apparently it comforts the babies.
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Male 73
I thought they were blowing wine breath on them.
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Male 2,720
That third baby was hot.
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Male 5,970
OMG There throwing up chinese!
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Male 358
I hate chinese/japanese people for their love of everything cartoony and stupid. They even have a word for people addicted to anime.

Nontheless, I lol`d.

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Male 33
i assumed this would be a "tips for baby slapping" type of link, but sadly, i was dissappointed
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Female 77
I`ll stick with pillows over the face.
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Female 986
This is so helpful! Must remember that when I visit my nephew XD lol Lots of parents are going to drink wine now using this as their excuse XD
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Male 1,029
`god i hate children`

Then go to Church and tell him there directly, damn.

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Male 97
dam, its been said already
o well
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Male 97
I think shaking the baby usually works better.
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Male 272
Do something to the effect of RyanF701 and AtomicMuffin, it`ll work then. ( Assuming you do indeed kick hard enough) Just giving them SBS (shaken baby syndrome) Also works just as well.

Oh and sheeeeps, I don`t think anyone thought you did, up until you denied it so suspiciously. Good luck with your teenage parenthood.

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Female 137
Huh. My uncle used to do it the good old fashioned way... dip my pacifier in brandy >.>
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Male 10
^unless you are a creepy 42-year-old man impersonating a teenager. ew.
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Male 10
^regardless of the fact that you are a teenager
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Male 10
god i hate children

technically, Mr. 13 to 17, you are not an adult which makes you a child

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Female 135
that only works on japanese babies i`ve tried
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Female 129
Thats crazy
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Female 210
[quote]On 8/1/2007 10:13:51 AM TabooPoison wrote: My guess was that they like the sound because it mimics the sounds they hear in the womb.[/quote]

You must have a very entertaining womb if its making noises like that. :-/

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Female 673
Sounds good but then I`ll probably be having to do that all the time, and the second I take a break they`ll start crying again.
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Female 687
I think it works because it sounds like when they were in the womb or something...
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Female 429
holy cow.
im going to have to try that.
NO.
I DONT HAVE A BABY.
i babysit for the family next door.
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Male 149
Why resort to physical abuse when psychological abuse lasts so much longer.:-D
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Female 1,062
My guess was that they like the sound because it mimics the sounds they hear in the womb.
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Male 557
... thats pretty neat, i`m going to have to do it. also, what does the key thing mean, i have wondered, but never asked
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Male 39
I love these shows!
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Female 76
"asian vodoo" LOLOLOLOLOL!! watching this, I was just thinking the Western world has been such a bad influence on the Japanese.

But that was funny. It`s not just good for crying babies. It also works if you`re getting mugged or abducted by aliens! try it next time.

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Female 525
urgh annoying things babies are
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Male 113
haha Freelop
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Female 1,065
Yeah. I think shaking them works better...
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Female 62
Random question to scar104, I don`t understand why American`s say `could care less`??

In Britain we say `couldn`t care less` which actually makes sense. You`re actually saying you could care less than you do, which means that you do care.

This baby trick would only work the first few times, it`s a noise they don`t hear often so it intrigues them. Once they get used to it it would be like trying to distract them with a singing toy or something, not going to work

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Female 65
Cute. I`m going to try that.
At first I thought they were going to give the baby some alcohol..I was like poo!
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Female 44
C`mon...maybe this sound reminds them of the time when they were gargling amniotic fluid in their mother`s womb!?
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Male 27
You`re not punting hard enough.
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Male 699
I prefer punting the babies against walls. It doesn`t stop the crying but it makes me feel better.
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Male 521
thats odd :s
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Male 189
Japanese shows always sound like cartoons.
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Female 679
Repost..
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Female 795
what? a rocking crib?
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Female 170
If you just keep rocking a baby it should shut up. But your arms get kind of tired. So some cool person invented a machine to do it for you. Excellent.
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Female 285
Alcohol works pretty well on shutting kids up too :p
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Male 442
I find if you cover their mouth and nose for a few minutes they go real quiet
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Male 2,486
Or you could just eat them like normal sensible people do.
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Male 55
A better way to shut them up is a good old ass whoopin ;-)
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Female 3
it only works on asian babies
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Male 358
Well, at one thirty AM I could care less, but I`ll try when I hear a gibbon\child in a PUBLIC AREA!
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Female 493
Oh, I thought you get to spit on it.
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Male 84
lol korygonz idea but with a mix: use a condom
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Male 29
i was excpecting them to be like first you make the baby cry..."SMACK!!!" "WAAAAAHHH!!!" *goes the baby* then they do their asain voodoo on the baby ;-)
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Female 59
lol... do i have to sip the liquid out of a crystal goblet? is that the key ingredient?

here`s a trick to have your baby stop crying: don`t have babies.

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Male 7
lol that had to be fake im gonna have ti test that

all i have to do is steal somebody`s baby beat them until they cry and then try it

i like the way the Asian people talked though it sounded funny

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Male 244
dude the first five comments are lkike all by the key guys... cool
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Female 3,562
That`s just because it confuses them. Won`t work every time.
Works on my cats too. Gets their attention real fast.
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Female 97
bleh i hate these things :|
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Male 73
god i hate children
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Male 341
I am going to try this.
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Female 182
lol clubp! except they`re japanese things coming out.
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Female 182
u know another way to shut babies up? give them something to play with.
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Male 223
so.... i need to have chinese things come out of my mouth. ok.
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Male 679
Ah. Maybe that would have worked better had my sound been turned up then...
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Female 143
[quote]On 7/31/2007 12:19:21 AM Malletman wrote: I don`t get it. What exactly are they doing?[/quote]
Making bubble noises with water in their mouth. Like reverse gargling.
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Male 679
I don`t get it. What exactly are they doing?
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Female 143
How strange... I`m definitely going to have to try it.
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Female 1,596
Link: How to Stop a Baby Crying [Rate Link] - Give this a try next time you`re around a baby.
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