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Date: 08/01/07 02:05 AM

110 Responses to How to Stop a Baby Crying

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 12:06 am
    Link: How to Stop a Baby Crying - Give this a try next time you`re around a baby.
  2. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 12:18 am
    How strange... I`m definitely going to have to try it.
  3. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2007 at 12:19 am
    I don`t get it. What exactly are they doing?
  4. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
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    July 31, 2007 at 12:30 am
    On 7/31/2007 12:19:21 AM Malletman wrote: I don`t get it. What exactly are they doing?
    Making bubble noises with water in their mouth. Like reverse gargling.
  5. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    Ah. Maybe that would have worked better had my sound been turned up then...
  6. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:10 am
    so.... i need to have chinese things come out of my mouth. ok.
  7. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:12 am
    u know another way to shut babies up? give them something to play with.
  8. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:13 am
    lol clubp! except they`re japanese things coming out.
  9. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:15 am
    I am going to try this.
  10. Profile photo of iChris
    iChris Male 13-17
    73 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:15 am
    god i hate children
  11. Profile photo of live2breathe
    live2breathe Female 13-17
    97 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:15 am
    bleh i hate these things :|
  12. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    August 1, 2007 at 2:20 am
    That`s just because it confuses them. Won`t work every time.
    Works on my cats too. Gets their attention real fast.
  13. Profile photo of deitrickson2
    deitrickson2 Male 18-29
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    August 1, 2007 at 2:23 am
    dude the first five comments are lkike all by the key guys... cool
  14. Profile photo of edan
    edan Male 18-29
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    August 1, 2007 at 2:25 am
    lol that had to be fake im gonna have ti test that

    all i have to do is steal somebody`s baby beat them until they cry and then try it

    i like the way the Asian people talked though it sounded funny

  15. Profile photo of korygonz
    korygonz Female 18-29
    59 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:26 am
    lol... do i have to sip the liquid out of a crystal goblet? is that the key ingredient?

    here`s a trick to have your baby stop crying: don`t have babies.

  16. Profile photo of nerdpickle13
    nerdpickle13 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:32 am
    i was excpecting them to be like first you make the baby cry..."SMACK!!!" "WAAAAAHHH!!!" *goes the baby* then they do their asain voodoo on the baby ;-)
  17. Profile photo of loser7984
    loser7984 Male 18-29
    84 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:33 am
    lol korygonz idea but with a mix: use a condom
  18. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Oh, I thought you get to spit on it.
  19. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Well, at one thirty AM I could care less, but I`ll try when I hear a gibbon\child in a PUBLIC AREA!
  20. Profile photo of YamiHikari
    YamiHikari Female 18-29
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    August 1, 2007 at 3:15 am
    it only works on asian babies
  21. Profile photo of Old_School
    Old_School Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:40 am
    A better way to shut them up is a good old ass whoopin ;-)
  22. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Or you could just eat them like normal sensible people do.
  23. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:12 am
    I find if you cover their mouth and nose for a few minutes they go real quiet
  24. Profile photo of caffeinehigh
    caffeinehigh Female 18-29
    285 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:14 am
    Alcohol works pretty well on shutting kids up too :p
  25. Profile photo of eyesore
    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:36 am
    If you just keep rocking a baby it should shut up. But your arms get kind of tired. So some cool person invented a machine to do it for you. Excellent.
  26. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:43 am
    what? a rocking crib?
  27. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Repost..
  28. Profile photo of prodotto
    prodotto Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:16 am
    Japanese shows always sound like cartoons.
  29. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:28 am
    thats odd :s
  30. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:38 am
    I prefer punting the babies against walls. It doesn`t stop the crying but it makes me feel better.
  31. Profile photo of label_me_plz
    label_me_plz Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:56 am
    You`re not punting hard enough.
  32. Profile photo of Hecathe
    Hecathe Female 30-39
    44 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 6:15 am
    C`mon...maybe this sound reminds them of the time when they were gargling amniotic fluid in their mother`s womb!?
  33. Profile photo of HippieLover
    HippieLover Female 13-17
    65 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 6:24 am
    Cute. I`m going to try that.
    At first I thought they were going to give the baby some alcohol..I was like poo!
  34. Profile photo of Somombo
    Somombo Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 6:32 am
    Random question to scar104, I don`t understand why American`s say `could care less`??

    In Britain we say `couldn`t care less` which actually makes sense. You`re actually saying you could care less than you do, which means that you do care.

    This baby trick would only work the first few times, it`s a noise they don`t hear often so it intrigues them. Once they get used to it it would be like trying to distract them with a singing toy or something, not going to work

  35. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 7:05 am
    Yeah. I think shaking them works better...
  36. Profile photo of HedlesChkn
    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 7:57 am
    haha Freelop
  37. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 8:33 am
    urgh annoying things babies are
  38. Profile photo of Gagala
    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 8:43 am
    "asian vodoo" LOLOLOLOLOL!! watching this, I was just thinking the Western world has been such a bad influence on the Japanese.

    But that was funny. It`s not just good for crying babies. It also works if you`re getting mugged or abducted by aliens! try it next time.

  39. Profile photo of JKoss
    JKoss Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 8:59 am
    I love these shows!
  40. Profile photo of MORNAF1
    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 9:30 am
    ... thats pretty neat, i`m going to have to do it. also, what does the key thing mean, i have wondered, but never asked
  41. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 10:13 am
    My guess was that they like the sound because it mimics the sounds they hear in the womb.
  42. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 10:29 am
    Why resort to physical abuse when psychological abuse lasts so much longer.:-D
  43. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 10:50 am
    holy cow.
    im going to have to try that.
    NO.
    I DONT HAVE A BABY.
    i babysit for the family next door.
  44. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 10:54 am
    I think it works because it sounds like when they were in the womb or something...
  45. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:17 am
    Sounds good but then I`ll probably be having to do that all the time, and the second I take a break they`ll start crying again.
  46. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:20 am
    On 8/1/2007 10:13:51 AM TabooPoison wrote: My guess was that they like the sound because it mimics the sounds they hear in the womb.

    You must have a very entertaining womb if its making noises like that. :-/

  47. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:22 am
    Thats crazy
  48. Profile photo of eviloreos04
    eviloreos04 Female 13-17
    135 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:24 am
    that only works on japanese babies i`ve tried
  49. Profile photo of MrSquishy
    MrSquishy Male 13-17
    10 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:27 am
    god i hate children

    technically, Mr. 13 to 17, you are not an adult which makes you a child

  50. Profile photo of MrSquishy
    MrSquishy Male 13-17
    10 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:29 am
    ^regardless of the fact that you are a teenager
  51. Profile photo of MrSquishy
    MrSquishy Male 13-17
    10 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:29 am
    ^unless you are a creepy 42-year-old man impersonating a teenager. ew.
  52. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Huh. My uncle used to do it the good old fashioned way... dip my pacifier in brandy >.>
  53. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 11:44 am
    Do something to the effect of RyanF701 and AtomicMuffin, it`ll work then. ( Assuming you do indeed kick hard enough) Just giving them SBS (shaken baby syndrome) Also works just as well.

    Oh and sheeeeps, I don`t think anyone thought you did, up until you denied it so suspiciously. Good luck with your teenage parenthood.

  54. Profile photo of Pen1s
    Pen1s Male 13-17
    97 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    I think shaking the baby usually works better.
  55. Profile photo of Pen1s
    Pen1s Male 13-17
    97 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    dam, its been said already
    o well
  56. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    August 1, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    `god i hate children`

    Then go to Church and tell him there directly, damn.

  57. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    This is so helpful! Must remember that when I visit my nephew XD lol Lots of parents are going to drink wine now using this as their excuse XD
  58. Profile photo of ElectricLust
    ElectricLust Female 13-17
    77 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    I`ll stick with pillows over the face.
  59. Profile photo of allstar1108
    allstar1108 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    i assumed this would be a "tips for baby slapping" type of link, but sadly, i was dissappointed
  60. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    I hate chinese/japanese people for their love of everything cartoony and stupid. They even have a word for people addicted to anime.

    Nontheless, I lol`d.

  61. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    OMG There throwing up chinese!
  62. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    That third baby was hot.
  63. Profile photo of thebeanbag
    thebeanbag Male 13-17
    74 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    I thought they were blowing wine breath on them.
  64. Profile photo of armaments
    armaments Female 13-17
    4 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    The developing baby heard a 6000-8000 hertz sound in the womb and the bubbling noise made by the people sucking in water/other beverage produced a 7000 hertz sound. Apparently it comforts the babies.
  65. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    its japanese retard not chinese (yeah they use kanjis dont point that out )
  66. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    I`m definitely trying that on my friends baby once she pops in a few weeks.
  67. Profile photo of Draemur
    Draemur Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    Japanese people are so clever.
  68. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    August 1, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    If i ever rember this i will definitly use it, kids piss me right the drat off
  69. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    It`s because it has a white noise effect. Same can be done with a vacuum.
  70. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    "so.... i need to have chinese things come out of my mouth. ok."

    Japanese actually.

    "it only works on asian babies"

    It works on all/most babies!

  71. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    cool. i`ll have to write that down or something.
  72. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    I tried that and my drink spilled all over me :-|
  73. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    THAT ONLY WORKS ON JAPANESE BABIES
  74. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
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    August 1, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    modernbenoni
    Male, 70 & Over, Europe
    282 Posts Wednesday, August 01, 2007 3:43:54 PM
    Baby plugs also shut them up, just shove it in their mouth, or your dick works too...

    eeeewwwwy

  75. Profile photo of Virtualgoose
    Virtualgoose Male 13-17
    44 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    LOL AZN!
  76. Profile photo of Virtualgoose
    Virtualgoose Male 13-17
    44 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    I wonder if that rearry works...
  77. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
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    August 1, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    At first I thought they were spitting on them.
  78. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
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    August 1, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    "god i hate children"
    iChris
    And yet you are one jackhole.
  79. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    Anyone else find babies repulsive and fat? I do. :|

    Anyways, That was kinda interesting. I`m assuming that despite the fact that every person used a large wine glass of some sort, that the wineglass itself is not necessary? :P

  80. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    I`VE WHISTLED BEFORE AND IT WORKS, GOTTA TRY THE WATER THOUGH. LAND ME SOME MILFS
  81. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    or just give it some horse tranquilizers,

    idk how to spell trazquilizer

  82. Profile photo of missAZNx55
    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    lol silly asians >_< imma try that when my cousin has their baby hahaha
  83. Profile photo of lilsah626
    lilsah626 Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    this is me not being rasist

    mb its just asian babies

  84. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    I think they calm down cuz that sound reminds htem of when they were in the womb.
  85. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    Wow! This one brought out some sicko posters! :-/
  86. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 12:00 am
    Neagle:
    I agree. ;-/
  87. Profile photo of sum41chck911
    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
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    August 2, 2007 at 1:56 am
    "YamiHikari-
    Female, 18-29, Southern US
    2 Posts Wednesday, August 01, 2007 3:15:31 AM
    it only works on asian babies"


    Rofl!

  88. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 1:59 am
    At first I thought they were spitting on the babies, but covering it up with Japanese gibberish due to some strange Japanese culture censoring . . . when I found out they weren`t spitting on their babies, I cried uncontrollably.
  89. Profile photo of jenice
    jenice Female 18-29
    98 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 4:06 am
    Usually, if a baby is crying, it`s because they need or want something. Making a funny sound at them will only work for a few moments, and only a limited number of times. If they cry, it`s for a reason. (Dirty diaper, hunger, overtired, gassy, etc) They need to be picked up. That way they`ll feel safe, and are less likely to cry as long or as hard. Or even as often. Sitting there gargling water at them is just cruel.
  90. Profile photo of mitro
    mitro Male 18-29
    37 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Strangest thing, i was crying hysterically until i came across this video, like some curse had been lifted it stopped momentarily whilst the Japanese folks were water tasting. Now I just walk around my house with a goblet of clear liquid making soft cooing noises to ward off my sadness. Thank you japanese ingenuity. !
  91. Profile photo of jerc
    jerc Male 18-29
    34 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 6:10 am
    alot of idiots on here now
    haha

    but ima try that on a baby

  92. Profile photo of petrock6
    petrock6 Male 30-39
    9 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 7:58 am
    My parent`s used whisky, I still think whisky tastes better than wine or water.
  93. Profile photo of driftalways
    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    bashing it on the floor works wonders, I found.
  94. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    Just give the baby a pacifier, and find out what the freak is wrong. Dont hesitate to sniff their butt.
  95. Profile photo of shrtro
    shrtro Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    unfortunately that only works on japanese babies but at least u get to drink while u babysit
  96. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 11:24 pm
    if only i knew what they were saying..
    at first i thought they were blow wine-breath at the baby
  97. Profile photo of Defaced
    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 1:02 am
    my dog does that, he stops his incessant barking when I make weird sounds, but eventually gets familiar with them and I have to think of other ones
  98. Profile photo of Ricklionhart
    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 1:36 am
    I find the best way is like SMACCKKKK then SMASH SMACK WHAP WHAP SMACK WHAP THUMP TUD TUD BLAM PTANG SLAP WHACK SLAP... oh that`s not healthy, is it?
  99. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 1:55 am
    I thought from the beginning of the clip that they were just going to give the kids red wine.
  100. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    That is just friggin` bizarre
  101. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 9:23 pm
    you fat japanese or chinese (sorry dont know) babies
  102. Profile photo of kittyman1995
    kittyman1995 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    at firts i thought you were suppose to blow water on them, i figured that would just piss them off more, then i figured out what they were doing, normaly tylonal works just as well and you don`t have to worry about them for 6-8 hours. lol
  103. Profile photo of kittyman1995
    kittyman1995 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    or hammers, hammers work too.
  104. Profile photo of Silver
    Silver Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    On 8/1/2007 4:12:17 AM Freelop wrote: I find if you cover their mouth and nose for a few minutes they go real quiet
    I gotta say, that made me literally LOL. I`m glad I`m the only person in my office right now. :->
  105. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    i wanna try this. my cousin is gonna have a baby soon so i`ll just have to wait. lol.
  106. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:04 am
    How would i do that?
  107. Profile photo of krazykaz
    krazykaz Female 13-17
    21 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:16 am
    imm gonna try dat oin mne cousin even though i cant drink lolz.......
  108. Profile photo of th25tina
    th25tina Female 40-49
    368 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    I thought they were gonna give wine to the baby..that would work too.
  109. Profile photo of greenXdayX86
    greenXdayX86 Female 13-17
    105 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    could som1 mabye tell me what that lady was saying
  110. Profile photo of iluvpink13
    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
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    July 10, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    lol awesome

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