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Date: 08/08/07 02:34 AM

90 Responses to How Not to Release a Leopard Back into the Wild.

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 1:45 am
    Link: How Not to Release a Leopard Back into the Wild. - Note to self: roll up windows BEFORE releasing animal I just poked with a stick.
  2. Profile photo of 14u2njoy
    14u2njoy Female 13-17
    76 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:39 am
    ouch... sucks to be him!!
  3. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:40 am
    o.o Was his arm bloody. It was!

    But why would you agitate a leopard with a stick before releasing it... To make entertainment?

  4. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Don`t poke already angry things with sticks. Got it.
  5. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Never poke an angry wildcat... with a STICK!
  6. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Haha what a sucker. Thats why people tranquilize it and ditch`em somewhere now.
  7. Profile photo of Cicarelli
    Cicarelli Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Lol Nice
  8. Profile photo of kittyman1995
    kittyman1995 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:54 am
    dont poke angry animals with a stick. actually, dont poke animals with a stick. actully, dont poke anything with a stick, except poop, than you can chase people with it and say "i got poo on a stick and im not afraid to use it!!!"
  9. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:57 am
    Just like my mother always used to say... never poke a pussy until u can deal with the consequences :-D
  10. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:05 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwned!
  11. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Glad he got poked back.
  12. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:11 am
    DMDekoth
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    812 Posts Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:05:29 AM
    Glad he got poked back.
    -------

    He didn`t get poked back he got raped. =\

  13. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:15 am
    Note to self: roll up windows BEFORE releasing animal I just poked with a stick.
    ________________________________________________

    Roll up windows before? How do you release it while you`re in the car with your windows rolled up.

  14. Profile photo of Lianres
    Lianres Female 13-17
    53 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:24 am
    After the leopard started attacking them, they had like 3 chances to roll up the window and they just sat there whining.
  15. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:28 am
    ^ The narrator said the window got stuck.

  16. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:34 am
    Leopard owned your ass! Seriously though "lets poke! then maybe it will get out XD" AND lets leave our window open lol
  17. Profile photo of glennh70
    glennh70 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:39 am
    wow I can`t believe it was trying to get him, I thought animals were always meant to run away. ooo I`ve got tears rolling down my face from laughing.
  18. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:39 am
    What an onery cat, he could have just went along on his merry way...nooooooooooo, he wanted some man meat...damn cats....
  19. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:16 am
    Ha Ha!!
  20. Profile photo of nyallcs
    nyallcs Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:26 am
    Gosh! Freakin idiot!
    Hehehehe pretty funny.
  21. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:32 am
    No, you shouldn`t poke animals with a stick. Especially wild ones, that are annoyed. Poke them with a spork. Either that or get Chuck Norris to do it for you.
  22. Profile photo of currybandit
    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:39 am
    wat a silly dick.

    that was off worlds most amazing videos

  23. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Revenge? :-P
  24. Profile photo of HolyDiabl0
    HolyDiabl0 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:09 am
    wow that cat was so fast like a ninja
  25. Profile photo of Harybalzach
    Harybalzach Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:14 am
    nice....
  26. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 7:50 am
    I went to a zoo the other day that had an ex pet one of these, imagine that in your house, scary stuff
  27. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:14 am
    Go kitty! get that fookin park ranger and his stick!
  28. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:39 am
    On 8/8/2007 7:50:29 AM icklevamp wrote: I went to a zoo the other day that had an ex pet one of these, imagine that in your house, scary stuff

    I have one in my house :-D Check the profile.

    There was no need to poke that leopard with a stick. All you needed to do was wait.

  29. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:40 am
    ahhhh.....justice =D
  30. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:57 am
    lol i thought the girl screaming was that guy at first ><
  31. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:22 am
    this is a really old video

    i cant believe no one said that b4 me

  32. Profile photo of Puzzle23
    Puzzle23 Female 18-29
    210 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:44 am
    On 8/8/2007 9:22:21 AM kittyperson wrote: this is a really old video i cant believe no one said that b4 me

    Thats because you`re the only whiny c*nt in here.

  33. Profile photo of luigiman887
    luigiman887 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:20 am
    he deserved it
  34. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:25 am
    I call it... `Karma`.

    Do not aggravate a kitty. Ever.

  35. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:25 am
    HAHAHAHA!!! "Hey Mugumbe, poke dis leopard with dis steek...Ahaaaeiieiei\abahaahaaiadifiieeeeeeeeeiiiieieie!!!!!!!!"
  36. Profile photo of glennh70
    glennh70 Male 30-39
    61 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:27 am
    god can you imagine how he must have felt, it`s three times scarier with the speakers on
  37. Profile photo of monsthelion
    monsthelion Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:34 am
    animal cruelty:/
  38. Profile photo of conqdequeso
    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:43 am
    dude, people keep saying dont poke a leopard with a stick,.............well what are you gonna poke it with, your dick? maybe you should say dont poke a leopard.
  39. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:00 am
    haven`t we already seen the leopard thing?

    cuute animal! :-D

  40. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:49 am
    I poke my cat with a stick all the time!!! (she bites me all the time 2)
  41. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did! I did tee a puddy tat! And he`s PISSED!
  42. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    I swear to God that cat literally ran across the side of that truck to get to that `cat poker`. Paws never touched the ground OMG!! Oh and that guy is a dumba/ss, he got what he deserved.
  43. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    And when Mister Bigglesworth isn`t happy...PEOPLE DIE!!! That Cat has Energy Legs.
  44. Profile photo of pureBoredom
    pureBoredom Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Let me be the first to say it... Pwned. I love watching stupid people, it makes me feel like a genius
  45. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    LOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  46. Profile photo of Quicksta
    Quicksta Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    who was filming it?
  47. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Serves him right for poking it.
  48. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    What a spanner.
  49. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Darwin nomination for rolling the window back down.
  50. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    DAMN THOSE CLAWS ARE LIKE SWITCHBLADES!!! THAT LEOPARD IS JUST LIKE ME WHEN SOMEBODY P`SSES ME OFF.
  51. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    ^^^

    Yeah... like.. switchblades.. exactly.

  52. Profile photo of rambozo
    rambozo Male 13-17
    171 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    they should invest in better windows
  53. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    I LOL`D SO HARD?
  54. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    Hm...you know...that is what tranquilizers(sp) are for...mhm... -cough-
  55. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    They are idiots!!!!! The woman screaming bugged me. That leporad should have clawed their faces off!
  56. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    POKE POKE POKE PO-OMG
  57. Profile photo of coolio118
    coolio118 Male 13-17
    1 post
    August 8, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    Sh** that guy`s arm was mangled...
    I kinda feel sorry for the leopard though...being poked with a stick
  58. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    I swear I saw this somewhere before.

    Geez, I would be scared to death.

  59. Profile photo of Kosudax3x
    Kosudax3x Male 13-17
    39 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    What an idiot lol
  60. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    poke them with... a spoon! OWNED!!
  61. Profile photo of P3RMAN00B
    P3RMAN00B Female 30-39
    2 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    That fool got what he deserved.
  62. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    dumbass close the window
  63. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    That leopard is like my friend Bryan... spotty and African.
  64. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    holy poo. hahaha.
    man. why did he even need to poke it??
    and it looked like he put the window down a bit at the end.
  65. Profile photo of Amet45
    Amet45 Male 13-17
    158 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    UNGRATEFUL LEOPARD
    why didnt they just start the engine ?
  66. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:44 pm
    HAHA WOW! not a good idea, by ANY means, especially if its a raging leopard. Haha I love the comment at the end "The ranger looks pretty beat up" noo really? I would`ve never guessed that. Thanks captain obvious for that statement.
  67. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    he deserved it lol
  68. Profile photo of Trippy_Spark
    Trippy_Spark Female 18-29
    51 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    how do i put this in a good way... um.. GOOD!!!!!
  69. Profile photo of bdiddy307
    bdiddy307 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    It almost looks like the guy continued to roll DOWN the window when the animal lunged up to the car.
  70. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 12:13 am
    Well, what in the hell did you expect the animal to do? Can you blame it?
  71. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 12:33 am
    I don`t think he rolled down the window; more like the weight of the leopard pushing down on it.
  72. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 1:00 am
    wow... well, it`s what he gets!!!!!!!
  73. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 1:07 am
    ANIMALITY!
  74. Profile photo of blackliner45
    blackliner45 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 2:10 am
    Am I the only one who noticed that first they called it a wildcat, but then later they called it a leopard? Or the other way around?

    And don`t tell me they`re the same; I searched up "Wildcat" on Wikipedia, and wildcats and leopards are DIFFERENT.

  75. Profile photo of blackliner45
    blackliner45 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 2:15 am
    I watched it again; first it`s called a "leopard". But when they say "Don`t Poke A .... With A Stick.", they use the term "Wildcat".

    It`s definitely a leopard though.

  76. Profile photo of TravisHaynes
    TravisHaynes Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Why not just throw a big juicy steak (or somebody you just don`t really like) outside of its cage? Or just drive off really quick so it`d fly out the back. Or ... just wait a bit. Eventually it would`ve up and left.
  77. Profile photo of e8792m
    e8792m Female 13-17
    38 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 3:18 am
    beternal
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    417 Posts Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:57:05 AM
    Just like my mother always used to say... never poke a pussy until u can deal with the consequences
    ----
    Agreed. :o
  78. Profile photo of e8792m
    e8792m Female 13-17
    38 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 3:18 am
    beternal
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    417 Posts Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:57:05 AM
    Just like my mother always used to say... never poke a pussy until u can deal with the consequences
    ----
    ...Lol.
  79. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 4:48 am
    lol just burn out as fast as you can an the leopard flies
  80. Profile photo of JeffHatesYou
    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 8:46 am
    Punkin:Haha what a sucker. Thats why people tranquilize it and ditch`em somewhere now.
    ---------------------------------------------
    No they don`t... They`d get killed if they were.

    They only do it like that in zoos. Not in the wild.

    Well there probably are people stupid enough to do it anyway,which might prove you right after all :/

  81. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 9:39 am
    Ow..

    But I woudaa done the same if i was that leopard

  82. Profile photo of cooldork1121
    cooldork1121 Male 30-39
    6 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 9:45 am
    lol nice :D
  83. Profile photo of erinmmathis
    erinmmathis Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    dumbass
  84. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    gosh.....IDIOT!!!!
  85. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    I`m glad those people got raped.

    I would have got so pissed off also if I would have been poked with a stick. Jeez, I mean let it wait for like a few minutes and maybe it`ll come out.

  86. Profile photo of Krizzle4rizz
    Krizzle4rizz Male 13-17
    2 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 12:18 am
    Rawr! i am the leopard who was totally poked by a stick! I seek revenge roar!!! poke,poke,poke! I avenged my agitated skin!
  87. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:38 am
    LOL
  88. Profile photo of surf831
    surf831 Male 13-17
    117 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 11:00 pm
    "Now it`s the leopards turn to poke"

    lol

    what idiots

  89. Profile photo of twincam88
    twincam88 Male 30-39
    3 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    lol pwnage
  90. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    this is old...i`ve seen it before.

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