How Not to Release a Leopard Back into the Wild.

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in Entertainment
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Note to self: roll up windows BEFORE releasing animal I just poked with a stick.
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Female 1,492
this is old...i`ve seen it before.
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Male 3
lol pwnage
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Male 117
"Now it`s the leopards turn to poke"

lol

what idiots

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Female 1,470
LOL
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Male 2
Rawr! i am the leopard who was totally poked by a stick! I seek revenge roar!!! poke,poke,poke! I avenged my agitated skin!
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Male 127
I`m glad those people got raped.

I would have got so pissed off also if I would have been poked with a stick. Jeez, I mean let it wait for like a few minutes and maybe it`ll come out.

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Female 182
gosh.....IDIOT!!!!
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Female 36
dumbass
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Male 6
lol nice :D
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Female 679
Ow..

But I woudaa done the same if i was that leopard

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Male 205
Punkin:Haha what a sucker. Thats why people tranquilize it and ditch`em somewhere now.
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No they don`t... They`d get killed if they were.

They only do it like that in zoos. Not in the wild.

Well there probably are people stupid enough to do it anyway,which might prove you right after all :/

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Male 372
lol just burn out as fast as you can an the leopard flies
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Female 38
beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
417 Posts Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:57:05 AM
Just like my mother always used to say... never poke a pussy until u can deal with the consequences
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...Lol.
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Female 38
beternal
Male, 18-29, Europe
417 Posts Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:57:05 AM
Just like my mother always used to say... never poke a pussy until u can deal with the consequences
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Agreed. :o
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Male 6
Why not just throw a big juicy steak (or somebody you just don`t really like) outside of its cage? Or just drive off really quick so it`d fly out the back. Or ... just wait a bit. Eventually it would`ve up and left.
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Female 116
I watched it again; first it`s called a "leopard". But when they say "Don`t Poke A .... With A Stick.", they use the term "Wildcat".

It`s definitely a leopard though.

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Female 116
Am I the only one who noticed that first they called it a wildcat, but then later they called it a leopard? Or the other way around?

And don`t tell me they`re the same; I searched up "Wildcat" on Wikipedia, and wildcats and leopards are DIFFERENT.

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Male 334
ANIMALITY!
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Female 182
wow... well, it`s what he gets!!!!!!!
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Female 4,028
I don`t think he rolled down the window; more like the weight of the leopard pushing down on it.
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Female 550
Well, what in the hell did you expect the animal to do? Can you blame it?
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Male 69
It almost looks like the guy continued to roll DOWN the window when the animal lunged up to the car.
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Female 51
how do i put this in a good way... um.. GOOD!!!!!
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Female 190
he deserved it lol
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Male 1,425
HAHA WOW! not a good idea, by ANY means, especially if its a raging leopard. Haha I love the comment at the end "The ranger looks pretty beat up" noo really? I would`ve never guessed that. Thanks captain obvious for that statement.
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Male 158
UNGRATEFUL LEOPARD
why didnt they just start the engine ?
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Female 2,084
holy poo. hahaha.
man. why did he even need to poke it??
and it looked like he put the window down a bit at the end.
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Male 2,720
That leopard is like my friend Bryan... spotty and African.
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Male 447
dumbass close the window
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Female 2
That fool got what he deserved.
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Male 211
poke them with... a spoon! OWNED!!
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Male 39
What an idiot lol
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Male 247
I swear I saw this somewhere before.

Geez, I would be scared to death.

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Male 1
Sh** that guy`s arm was mangled...
I kinda feel sorry for the leopard though...being poked with a stick
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Male 5,970
POKE POKE POKE PO-OMG
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Male 876
They are idiots!!!!! The woman screaming bugged me. That leporad should have clawed their faces off!
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Male 308
Hm...you know...that is what tranquilizers(sp) are for...mhm... -cough-
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Male 598
I LOL`D SO HARD?
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Male 171
they should invest in better windows
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Male 2,486
^^^

Yeah... like.. switchblades.. exactly.

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Male 2,781
DAMN THOSE CLAWS ARE LIKE SWITCHBLADES!!! THAT LEOPARD IS JUST LIKE ME WHEN SOMEBODY P`SSES ME OFF.
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Male 270
Darwin nomination for rolling the window back down.
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Female 584
What a spanner.
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Male 548
Serves him right for poking it.
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Male 13
who was filming it?
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Male 115
LOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Male 38
Let me be the first to say it... Pwned. I love watching stupid people, it makes me feel like a genius
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Male 3,431
And when Mister Bigglesworth isn`t happy...PEOPLE DIE!!! That Cat has Energy Legs.
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Female 1,832
I swear to God that cat literally ran across the side of that truck to get to that `cat poker`. Paws never touched the ground OMG!! Oh and that guy is a dumba/ss, he got what he deserved.
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Male 1,590
I tawt I taw a puddy tat. I did! I did tee a puddy tat! And he`s PISSED!
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Female 416
I poke my cat with a stick all the time!!! (she bites me all the time 2)
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Female 1,025
haven`t we already seen the leopard thing?

cuute animal! :-D

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Male 132
dude, people keep saying dont poke a leopard with a stick,.............well what are you gonna poke it with, your dick? maybe you should say dont poke a leopard.
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Male 97
animal cruelty:/
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Male 61
god can you imagine how he must have felt, it`s three times scarier with the speakers on
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Male 159
HAHAHAHA!!! "Hey Mugumbe, poke dis leopard with dis steek...Ahaaaeiieiei\abahaahaaiadifiieeeeeeeeeiiiieieie!!!!!!!!"
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Male 4,012
I call it... `Karma`.

Do not aggravate a kitty. Ever.

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Male 2
he deserved it
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Female 210
[quote]On 8/8/2007 9:22:21 AM kittyperson wrote: this is a really old video i cant believe no one said that b4 me[/quote]

Thats because you`re the only whiny c*nt in here.

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Female 136
this is a really old video

i cant believe no one said that b4 me

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Male 191
lol i thought the girl screaming was that guy at first ><
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Female 525
ahhhh.....justice =D
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Female 210
[quote]On 8/8/2007 7:50:29 AM icklevamp wrote: I went to a zoo the other day that had an ex pet one of these, imagine that in your house, scary stuff[/quote]

I have one in my house :-D Check the profile.

There was no need to poke that leopard with a stick. All you needed to do was wait.

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Male 1,162
Go kitty! get that fookin park ranger and his stick!
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Female 375
I went to a zoo the other day that had an ex pet one of these, imagine that in your house, scary stuff
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Male 5
nice....
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Male 112
wow that cat was so fast like a ninja
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Male 208
wat a silly dick.

that was off worlds most amazing videos

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Male 2,551
No, you shouldn`t poke animals with a stick. Especially wild ones, that are annoyed. Poke them with a spork. Either that or get Chuck Norris to do it for you.
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Male 112
Gosh! Freakin idiot!
Hehehehe pretty funny.
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Male 1,385
Ha Ha!!
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Female 3,726
What an onery cat, he could have just went along on his merry way...nooooooooooo, he wanted some man meat...damn cats....
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Male 61
wow I can`t believe it was trying to get him, I thought animals were always meant to run away. ooo I`ve got tears rolling down my face from laughing.
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Male 1,072
Leopard owned your ass! Seriously though "lets poke! then maybe it will get out XD" AND lets leave our window open lol
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Male 342
^ The narrator said the window got stuck.

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Female 53
After the leopard started attacking them, they had like 3 chances to roll up the window and they just sat there whining.
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Male 699
Note to self: roll up windows BEFORE releasing animal I just poked with a stick.
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Roll up windows before? How do you release it while you`re in the car with your windows rolled up.

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Male 226
DMDekoth
Male, 13-17, Western US
812 Posts Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:05:29 AM
Glad he got poked back.
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He didn`t get poked back he got raped. =\

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Male 888
Glad he got poked back.
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Female 89
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwned!
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Male 2,586
Just like my mother always used to say... never poke a pussy until u can deal with the consequences :-D
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Male 84
dont poke angry animals with a stick. actually, dont poke animals with a stick. actully, dont poke anything with a stick, except poop, than you can chase people with it and say "i got poo on a stick and im not afraid to use it!!!"
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Male 2
Lol Nice
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Male 226
Haha what a sucker. Thats why people tranquilize it and ditch`em somewhere now.
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Male 2,616
Never poke an angry wildcat... with a STICK!
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Male 377
Don`t poke already angry things with sticks. Got it.
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Female 1,596
o.o Was his arm bloody. It was!

But why would you agitate a leopard with a stick before releasing it... To make entertainment?

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Female 76
ouch... sucks to be him!!
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Male 869
Link: How Not to Release a Leopard Back into the Wild. [Rate Link] - Note to self: roll up windows BEFORE releasing animal I just poked with a stick.
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