How Australians Slice Their Apples

Submitted by: omg209 9 years ago Entertainment

No fair, he moved his head.
There are 64 comments:
Male 737
That was nowhere near Australian...German, yes, but nothing Australian apart from the boomerang.

Cool anyway.

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Female 159
pretty random... I don`t know that he was actually Australian though... Stupid bogans...
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Male 210
that`s cool
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Female 102
cool trick but useless >w<
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Male 315
wow. Such skill ;)
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Male 238
if its not useful. its not a talent. just like singing and dancing. nah, at least you can relax when you sing and lose a few pounds when you dance a lot.
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Male 10
WOW I didn`t know BILL GATES knew how to do that!!!
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Male 949
Seen it before on stupidvideos.com.
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Female 488
Devi!! We missed you!
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Female 221
oly crap!!
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Male 19
Right. Our work here is done. We cut apples with 1000 times the effort!
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Male 290
hmmmm he only cut off the bottom :/

i want to see him slice an apple off of someones head, hahaha, that would really be a thriller.
I wonder how sharp those boomerangs are <:|

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Female 326
Skillz.
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Male 1,141
holy poo thats scary
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Male 334
where is the blood and gore?
i was expecting some decapitation
oh well
still amusing though :)
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Male 569
that was awesome. not completly useless, he might get prize money if he wins a show like that
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Male 12
"how is this australian?
wtf? it`s like german or something.."

"uhh cuz evryone KNOWS that only AUSTRALLIANS use boomerangs...its so obvious"

Take A Read Of This, And You Will Understand A Bit Better About The Boomerang, It Is Not Just The Aboriginals In Australia Who Used Them.

http://www.rediboom.com/englisch/geschic...

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Female 175
Saw it on Yahoo!!
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Male 182
and i dont think u can decapitate an apple, seeing how it has no head...
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Male 182
"how is this australian?
wtf? it`s like german or something.."

uhh cuz evryone KNOWS that only AUSTRALLIANS use boomerangs...its so obvious

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Female 1,158
dude..thats german.
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Male 876
He decapitated my favorite apple. I`LL KILL HIM!!!
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Male 43
i can`t even make a boomerang come anywhere near me, let alone be close enough to catch it.
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Female 1,025
how is this australian?

wtf? it`s like german or something..

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Female 17
I think he meant Austrians, actually. Sounds much more like a German-esque language near the end.
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Male 180
WOW THATS A PRETTY...dumb skill
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Male 3,619
REPOST!!! I REAMEMBER THIS WAY BACK IN TAÌME! ITS A REPOST!!!
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Female 1,492
yeah...i so would have ended up putting my eye out...
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Male 1,837
this is kinda old ya kno? but still pretty kewl.
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Male 149
If you notice the apple in slow motion has a clean angle slice which is the wrong angle the boomerang hits. Also you can see a toothpick in the center of the apple which held the top to the bottom. The apple was cut before the throw.............FAKE
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Male 1,455
What a lot of people are too effing stupid to realize is that the kind of boomerang used in hunting doesn`t return to you. So people like my history teacher say stupid things like, "They made a weapon that would come back to you if you missed your target!" NO! THEY DIDN`T! DUMB@$S!
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Female 129
very cool and useless lol
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Male 835
Impress me. Use a howitzer round and a grape.
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Male 1,270
That wasn`t an apple ffs.

It was a miniature planet.

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Male 148
Isn`t that a way too difficult way of slicing an apple? I usually do it with a knife a lot faster..
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Female 27
It really annoyed me when it says no fair he moved his head..of course, you didnt expect him to just stand there did you.
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Male 197
It`s a japanese guy in a suit! :O
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Male 12
Awesome :)
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Male 276
wow.....
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Male 773
^^ stfu

i would have died laughing if it had hit him in the face

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Female 1,496
Remember the old Nerf bomerangs? If you bent one of the three arms up just right you could lop that sucker right to someone`s eye at warp speed. Yea, good times.
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Male 129
Is autodecapitation next?
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Male 251
jebler that explains ALOT! lol
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Female 274
Bogans scare me.
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Female 1,211
Hahaha, bogan australians FTW.
That was pretty sweet, I want to learn how to do that.
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Male 567
now to go fein his durries in girrawheen, eat some witchedy grub, and be a general bogan

aussies know what im on about

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Male 1,142
madeinussr the answer is cause failure is funny. i think a better word for it is hobby, alot of people have hobbies they show no talent in. and most are useless unless we have a global nuclear war and someone with a hobby like boomerang throwing escapes all the blasts and all the fall out. assuming any small animals lived thru it that can be hunted with a boomerang.
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Male 223
Thw say after that: Hey can you show me that trick again? (dude who did the apple thing) sure! *misses..........* OW
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Male 1
It`s from the german TV show "Wetten, daß..?" (eng. "Wanna Bet That..?"). This particular event is from the 80s or so. And that guy surely is not Australian :-)
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Male 251
y do we always want something bad to happen when someone shows his/her not so usefull talent?? and y does every talent has to be usefull??
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Male 1,142
sweeping generalizations make the world go round wtfstoner55. in defense who whoever named the link
most of the people ive seen throwing boomerangs have been white. i dont know what you call em in australia but most of them looked like rednecks to me.

if you really cant make a boomerang come back to you take 15 seconds and find a diagram or something of how to throw it.

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Female 447
LOLage. And greenarrow, `three thingy` boomerangs like that are actually designed to come back to you. `Two thingy` boomerangs are more for killing animals and stuff. Or at least that`s what I remember being told as a kid...
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Male 82
I agree with you Sulu, I would`ve much rather seen a head hit the floor than that apple.
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Female 139
cool but indeed useless =]
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Male 46
That sounded more german or something than australian.. i think they might`ve just had a aussie theme for the show.
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Male 167
Yes, I know they`re Australian, I`m not that racist.
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Male 167
I don`t like how the link is called how Australians cut their apples... you need to make sure you discriminate against the right people... it`s how Aborigines cut their apples.
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Male 152
not many people dumber than that
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Female 1,832
Useless Talent?
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Male 4
but its a thee thingy not two
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Female 33
if only i could actually make a boomerang come back to me.

...i fail at life sometimes.

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Male 994
I was hoping he`d be decapitated.
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Female 26
wow
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Male 208
Link: How Australians Slice Their Apples [Rate Link] - No fair, he moved his head.
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