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Date: 08/28/07 02:21 AM

65 Responses to How Australians Slice Their Apples

  1. Profile photo of omg209
    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    Link: How Australians Slice Their Apples - No fair, he moved his head.
  2. Profile photo of ZeldaLover
    ZeldaLover Female 18-29
    26 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:22 am
    wow
  3. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2007 at 2:24 am
    I was hoping he`d be decapitated.
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    short_as_pie Female 13-17
    33 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:25 am
    if only i could actually make a boomerang come back to me.

    ...i fail at life sometimes.

  5. Profile photo of greenarrow
    greenarrow Male 70 & Over
    4 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:26 am
    but its a thee thingy not two
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:26 am
    Useless Talent?
  7. Profile photo of Mrface5
    Mrface5 Male 18-29
    152 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:29 am
    not many people dumber than that
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    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:35 am
    I don`t like how the link is called how Australians cut their apples... you need to make sure you discriminate against the right people... it`s how Aborigines cut their apples.
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    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Yes, I know they`re Australian, I`m not that racist.
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    rcjdude Male 13-17
    46 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:38 am
    That sounded more german or something than australian.. i think they might`ve just had a aussie theme for the show.
  11. Profile photo of CacaPUNYETA
    CacaPUNYETA Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:40 am
    cool but indeed useless =]
  12. Profile photo of Illville502
    Illville502 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:52 am
    I agree with you Sulu, I would`ve much rather seen a head hit the floor than that apple.
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 2:52 am
    LOLage. And greenarrow, `three thingy` boomerangs like that are actually designed to come back to you. `Two thingy` boomerangs are more for killing animals and stuff. Or at least that`s what I remember being told as a kid...
  14. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    August 28, 2007 at 2:54 am
    sweeping generalizations make the world go round wtfstoner55. in defense who whoever named the link
    most of the people ive seen throwing boomerangs have been white. i dont know what you call em in australia but most of them looked like rednecks to me.

    if you really cant make a boomerang come back to you take 15 seconds and find a diagram or something of how to throw it.

  15. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:08 am
    y do we always want something bad to happen when someone shows his/her not so usefull talent?? and y does every talent has to be usefull??
  16. Profile photo of tantalus
    tantalus Male 18-29
    1 post
    August 28, 2007 at 3:30 am
    It`s from the german TV show "Wetten, daß..?" (eng. "Wanna Bet That..?"). This particular event is from the 80s or so. And that guy surely is not Australian :-)
  17. Profile photo of clubp
    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:30 am
    Thw say after that: Hey can you show me that trick again? (dude who did the apple thing) sure! *misses..........* OW
  18. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:39 am
    madeinussr the answer is cause failure is funny. i think a better word for it is hobby, alot of people have hobbies they show no talent in. and most are useless unless we have a global nuclear war and someone with a hobby like boomerang throwing escapes all the blasts and all the fall out. assuming any small animals lived thru it that can be hunted with a boomerang.
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    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:44 am
    now to go fein his durries in girrawheen, eat some witchedy grub, and be a general bogan

    aussies know what im on about

  20. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Hahaha, bogan australians FTW.
    That was pretty sweet, I want to learn how to do that.
  21. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:25 am
    Bogans scare me.
  22. Profile photo of MadeInUSSR
    MadeInUSSR Male 18-29
    251 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:30 am
    jebler that explains ALOT! lol
  23. Profile photo of bjbj1991
    bjbj1991 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:35 am
    Is autodecapitation next?
  24. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Remember the old Nerf bomerangs? If you bent one of the three arms up just right you could lop that sucker right to someone`s eye at warp speed. Yea, good times.
  25. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:49 am
    ^^ stfu

    i would have died laughing if it had hit him in the face

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    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:32 am
    wow.....
  27. Profile photo of puoi
    puoi Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:10 am
    Awesome :)
  28. Profile photo of uuaschbaer
    uuaschbaer Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:25 am
    It`s a japanese guy in a suit! :O
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    onenonly2311 Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:39 am
    It really annoyed me when it says no fair he moved his head..of course, you didnt expect him to just stand there did you.
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    Factoid Male 18-29
    148 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:42 am
    Isn`t that a way too difficult way of slicing an apple? I usually do it with a knife a lot faster..
  31. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1271 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:59 am
    That wasn`t an apple ffs.

    It was a miniature planet.

  32. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:09 am
    Impress me. Use a howitzer round and a grape.
  33. Profile photo of Joolz200
    Joolz200 Female 18-29
    129 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:29 am
    very cool and useless lol
  34. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 9:49 am
    What a lot of people are too effing stupid to realize is that the kind of boomerang used in hunting doesn`t return to you. So people like my history teacher say stupid things like, "They made a weapon that would come back to you if you missed your target!" NO! THEY DIDN`T! DUMB@$S!
  35. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    If you notice the apple in slow motion has a clean angle slice which is the wrong angle the boomerang hits. Also you can see a toothpick in the center of the apple which held the top to the bottom. The apple was cut before the throw.............FAKE
  36. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    this is kinda old ya kno? but still pretty kewl.
  37. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    yeah...i so would have ended up putting my eye out...
  38. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    REPOST!!! I REAMEMBER THIS WAY BACK IN TAÌME! ITS A REPOST!!!
  39. Profile photo of 2D-Gorillaz
    2D-Gorillaz Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    WOW THATS A PRETTY...dumb skill
  40. Profile photo of Lorant
    Lorant Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    I think he meant Austrians, actually. Sounds much more like a German-esque language near the end.
  41. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    how is this australian?

    wtf? it`s like german or something..

  42. Profile photo of nappymonster
    nappymonster Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    i can`t even make a boomerang come anywhere near me, let alone be close enough to catch it.
  43. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    He decapitated my favorite apple. I`LL KILL HIM!!!
  44. Profile photo of AmyNicoleduh
    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    dude..thats german.
  45. Profile photo of DAC06
    DAC06 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    "how is this australian?
    wtf? it`s like german or something.."

    uhh cuz evryone KNOWS that only AUSTRALLIANS use boomerangs...its so obvious

  46. Profile photo of DAC06
    DAC06 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    and i dont think u can decapitate an apple, seeing how it has no head...
  47. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    Saw it on Yahoo!!
  48. Profile photo of weemad
    weemad Male 18-29
    12 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 6:48 pm
    "how is this australian?
    wtf? it`s like german or something.."

    "uhh cuz evryone KNOWS that only AUSTRALLIANS use boomerangs...its so obvious"

    Take A Read Of This, And You Will Understand A Bit Better About The Boomerang, It Is Not Just The Aboriginals In Australia Who Used Them.

    http://www.rediboom.com/englisch/geschic...

  49. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    that was awesome. not completly useless, he might get prize money if he wins a show like that
  50. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    "Grosse Klasse!" :-D
  51. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    where is the blood and gore?
    i was expecting some decapitation
    oh well
    still amusing though :)
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    holy poo thats scary
  53. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    Skillz.
  54. Profile photo of DrFeelGood10
    DrFeelGood10 Male 18-29
    290 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 12:30 am
    hmmmm he only cut off the bottom :/

    i want to see him slice an apple off of someones head, hahaha, that would really be a thriller.
    I wonder how sharp those boomerangs are <:|

  55. Profile photo of Desalato
    Desalato Male 13-17
    19 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 4:16 am
    Right. Our work here is done. We cut apples with 1000 times the effort!
  56. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 11:11 am
    oly crap!!
  57. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    Devi!! We missed you!
  58. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    Seen it before on stupidvideos.com.
  59. Profile photo of Sorrysota
    Sorrysota Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    WOW I didn`t know BILL GATES knew how to do that!!!
  60. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    if its not useful. its not a talent. just like singing and dancing. nah, at least you can relax when you sing and lose a few pounds when you dance a lot.
  61. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:33 am
    wow. Such skill ;)
  62. Profile photo of Zero_Talent
    Zero_Talent Female 13-17
    102 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 12:12 am
    cool trick but useless >w<
  63. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    that`s cool
  64. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    pretty random... I don`t know that he was actually Australian though... Stupid bogans...
  65. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    That was nowhere near Australian...German, yes, but nothing Australian apart from the boomerang.

    Cool anyway.

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