Horny Gorilla Gets Rejected

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Geez, she could have just said, ""not tonight dear, I"ve got a headache.""
There are 113 comments:
Female 68
If I was tha baby I so would have jumped off.
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Male 51
maybe he should try video dating service or e-haromony
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Male 51
wow i see a book...or a movie or something in the making lol (how to not get eaten alive by women (a tom cruise story)) Co Authored - Male Gorilla
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Male 949
That`s surprisingly close to how human women react.
Make a slight innuendo and it`s "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE RAPE RAPE AAAAAAAAAUGH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"
Then they spray you with mace and all that. :\
Never happened to me, though.
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Female 416
Stoopid Monkey!!
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Male 4
It`s always sad when a rape gets thwarted like that.
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Female 407
comments are as funny as the vid! this killed about 5 minutes of my day. IAB rawcks!
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Male 117
wow
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Female 2,084
holy effin crap, that was hilarious!!
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Female 114
He could have been trying to kill the baby on her back.
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Female 1,070
owneddd xD
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Female 509
no means no.


haha

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Female 182
you know, it was just a mere joke. i didn`t mean to hurt anyone with that smalllll wittle comment >.<

okay, i just deleted it so this sexist fight will be over.

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Female 297
Actually anyone who thinks he was trying to mate is wrong, he attacked her baby. Naturally that would piss any of us mothers off! :) Just what I saw, maybe you all saw something different??
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Female 582
this gender war is pointless. if your so upest about guys being horny so much, go join a feminist cult
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Male 65
thats why you shouldnt try to have sex when your wife sisters are in town. she`ll embarrass you every time.
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Male 724
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 3:55:48 AM
"Hey baby, you wanna come with me to the lovin tree.."
"RAHAHAHW RAWHAHAHHW RAHAHAWHA RAHAHAHAHAW!!!!!!!"

"So.. you don`t want to then..?"
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You made mah day. :]

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Female 182
for the first time x]
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Female 182
whoa...i got lotsa mean replies to my comments...i`ve been replied...i started a fight...wooohoo!!
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Female 3,726
Okay, not only was the video funny but all your posts going back and forth...I almost peed on myself...that is until I got to....
v_wilkes85
Male, 18-29, Canada
405 Posts Thursday, August 02, 2007 12:17:27 AM
Hm, I thought I was watching BET for a minute there

WITH THAT SAID...GO CRAWL BACK UNDER YOUR ROCK JACKASS!

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Female 32
ahahahaha. poor horny gorilla. :-P
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Female 199
haha that sucks
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Male 151
No such thing as rape; its only SURPRISE! sex.
I guess they were too surprised.
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Female 155
Apparently, rape is looked down upon even by gorillas. Did you see how even the baby started chasing the Big Gorilla? And then all the other females were like "RAPE! RAPE!"
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Male 354
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

i have seen plenty woman do it yall are just more discrete. and before confronted i dont stare.

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Male 151
A shoutout to all the fellows on the site who rightfully put down one of the few stupid asian people I have ever come across: Y`all are awesome.
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Female 674
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

Speak for yourself. ;p

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Male 91
lol wtf?
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Male 300
No humpty dumpty tonight :-<
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Female 348
aww poor gorilla they all just came after him :( LOL
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Female 174
wow. poor dude. someone give him some porn.
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Female 103
"i dont think he was after sex, i think he wanted to steal her pokemon cards."

pssh, duh!
xP

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Male 1,623
""men ARE animals..."

Men are no more animals than women."

I hear you.

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Female 88
Aha. That`s what I call a girl having her group to back her up when a slimeball tries to get his leg over in public.
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Male 74
YOU NO GETS THIS LA LA LA LA LA LA!


"then one day he break out of cage and he GOT it!"

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Male 12,365
"men ARE animals..."
"hey, at least we`re [women are] human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

You, personally, are also human enough to be a babbling bigot, unashamed to parade your ignorance and irrational prejudice around a public forum. Thank goodness most women are much better people than you are.

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Male 2,781
HE SHOULD HAVE B`TCH SLAPPED THEM WITH HIS FEET!!! BAM! TAKE THAT SUCKA!!!
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Female 878
You gotta pay for that man!
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Female 785
artfulartist shut the [email protected]#k up...seriously what`s your problem? Been using a tree branch in place of a tampon? Men and women both suck and are great in different things. [email protected]#$hes like you give the rest of us a bad name. As a women I want equal rights to men; not to be superior. But that`s not ever gonna happen `til [email protected] like you shove a sock in it!
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Heh, as for the video, I don`t know if he was horny or what, but now he aint...
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Male 87
this is by far the funniest set of comments on any iab post EVER good work guys
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Female 2,695
lawl
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Female 2,552
"Let`s do it with our child on your back!"
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Female 197
dont mess with the gorillaz baby
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Female 299
holy poo!!
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Female 600
"He was attacked because he attacked the infant on the female`s back. Then the clan retaliated."
Exactly what I was thinking. People just assumed somethin else.
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Male 1,149
[quote]and ur from asia so from what I gather you don`t have to worry about being stared at.[/quote]

OWNED!

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Male 292
"i dont think he was after sex, i think he wanted to steal her pokemon cards." I thought that was great

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Male 25
I like the way he rolled in the middle of the vid :)
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Female 1,134
haha poor gorilla he`s really not gonna get some tonight.
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Male 2
... holy poo i wouldve lost it
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Male 2,720
That gorilla is such a douchebag.
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Female 1,120
Ha thats the way it should be for humans... Go monkey!
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Male 5,970
WTF is up with all the animal mating today, i mean seriously
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Male 33
I think he was trying to get it on with the baby, so the clan was just running around yelling "pedophilia" in gorilla. and beating him too, but who doesn`t want to beat pedophiles
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Male 171
"PWN3D!"

i hate that word.

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Female 486
She had a baby on her back, of *course* she wasn`t in the mood...jeez.
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Male 63
He was attacked because he attacked the infant on the female`s back. Then the clan retaliated.
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Female 986
O.o Technically all humans are animals >_> and RyanF701: primal insticts makes you more animal than human though both are animal things. But you just seem like a brat to me >_> oh 13-17 you are a brat! hahaha *I am pretty much 18 leave me alone XD I was born late in the year*
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Male 142
i liked how the baby tried to kick his ass too
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Male 358
PWN3D!
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Male 10
"Mummy, whats daddy doing?"
"Just helping mummy with her bad back dear"
"It looks like it hurts."
"Oh, yeah!...uh I mean, no it feels fine"
*kid walks around to the back*
"Sweet mother of god!"
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Female 135
hmm surprisingy gorillas usually only have one mate and if a male trys to "rape" another gorillas girl well then you could have a problem there.
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Male 609
i have only one thing to say..tits are great..
that is all
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Male 626
She had a child on her back, lucky he was rejected else the kid would be tramatized.
"Mummy, whats daddy doing?"
"Just helping mummy with her bad back dear"
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Female 269
haha
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Female 76
damn... second*
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Female 432
TJAW`s comment FTW.
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Female 76
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

Actually I`m not afraid to admit--sometimes I`ll be talking to a guy.. or walking down the street ... and my eyes will drift to their nether regions. Also, I have a rather large chest and I don`t mind when guys stare.

seocnd,
"Hey baby, you wanna come with me to the lovin tree.."

"RAHAHAHW RAWHAHAHHW RAHAHAWHA RAHAHAHAHAW!!!!!!!"

"So.. you don`t want to then..?"


that cracked me up.

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Female 1,007
I feel bad for laughing at this. He looked so scared.
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Female 352
rape!


.ryan, don`t get men to start wearing speedos, it was just one person, don`t punish the world

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Female 76
Next on Jerry Springer....
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Male 536
gender wars are pointless people. everyone knows far too many guys are too feminine to know which side to be on.

i dont think he was after sex, i think he wanted to steal her pokemon cards.

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Female 352
rape!


.ryan, don`t get men to start wearing speedos, it was just one person, don`t punish the world

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Female 525
ugh stop starting wars on here, its just a website gosh.....and as for the gorilla, he got his ass kicked teehee
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Male 610
i dont think his first goal was to get some. i think he was tryin to kill her baby so she would become fertile again and then mate with her. you see how he grabbed for the baby?
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Female 426
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

Hey, that is completely wrong.

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Female 1,002
AAAARGH, GENDER WAR
QUICK, STOCK UP ON BAKED BEANS

And on the subject of the gorillas...
LOL NO SEX FOR YOU TONIGHT

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Male 569
I`ve seen the same thing at clubs, and bars.
Guy see a woman he wants a little something something from.
Woman tells him to go fornicate himself.
Man keeps pestering her.
Woman`s friends launch an all out assault.
It`s an old story that I`ve seen a million times, and each time, it cracks me up.
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Female 4,376
I don`t think he has anything against asians.
I think he`s taking advantage of a steretype that all asians wear black fabric from their ankles to their eyes.


actually i think he was saying that all asians have small tits which in my experience from the girls i`ve known and seen..sin`t exactly a sterotype it`s a fact. but when your asian who needs boobs? you`re already gorgeous enough whether you have them or not (in my opinion)

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Female 62
She had her baby on her back!! Thats just an over the top way of saying, not in front of the kids dear
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Female 230
O_O Poor things, everyone laughing at them like that.
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Female 65
Ha thats me! :-P
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Male 234
He should try the spider`s dance like the other link, tbh.
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Male 4,012
don`t try and get it on with a lady when she`s surrounded by other women.
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Female 1,496
Silverbakcs may be tough, but never mess with a female gorilla`s child.
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Male 699
I was waiting for those gorillas to start uprooting trees and pulling arms out of sockets.

Because that`s what everyone claims they can do.

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Male 151
nah actually that would be the stereotype that most asian girls are not well endowed... at all.
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Female 679
Lmao he got chased :P
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Female 795
How did this link start a gender war?? Madness.
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Male 2,486
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

Uhm.. That actually makes men more human.

It`s primal instincts.

Want men to start walking around without pants on? How about we ALL wear speedos.

Your probably one of those girls who sets up neon signs above her tits with arrows pointing down and then is offended when someone looks.

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Male 848
I don`t think he has anything against asians.
I think he`s taking advantage of a steretype that all asians wear black fabric from their ankles to their eyes.
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Male 2
"and ur from asia so from what I gather you don`t have to worry about being stared at."

what u got against asians huh?!

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Male 888
Wow, no means no.
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Male 610
"Hey baby, you wanna come with me to the lovin tree.."

"RAHAHAHW RAWHAHAHHW RAHAHAWHA RAHAHAHAHAW!!!!!!!"

"So.. you don`t want to then..?"

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Female 145
GAHAHAHA.
:DDD
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Male 55
Damn.. he got OWNED by his wife and kids
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Male 155
No pussy for you!
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Female 59
oh man... i feel sorry for it. nothing graphic, but just reminds me why zoos are uncomfortable at best to go to.
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Female 150
is that at taronga zoo?
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Male 151
and ur from asia so from what I gather you don`t have to worry about being stared at.
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Male 151
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

The amount of breast implant operations performed today attest to the fact that women enjoy being stared at.

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Male 1,072
THats a silverbacked he is the owner of the clan he should get sex when he wants really :/
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Male 55
he should have just pimped slapped them all...
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Male 210
"hey, at least we`re human enough no to stare at CERTAIN parts"

Yowch. No generalizing `ere.
Unless you want one of those gender wars to go on again.

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Female 1,832
Male Gorilla got schooled, ha!
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Male 134
"men ARE animals..."

Men are no more animals than women.

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Female 3,562
I think the whole group just happens to hate him.
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Male 84
wow. must be embarassing.. anyone else thinks its cool how his forehead is like all lumpy and tall?? i think tahts cool
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Female 182
men ARE animals...
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Male 244
thats good, she didnt want no snoo snoo
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Male 151
He got slapped like a b!tch, I thought silverbacks was supposed to be pimps.
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Female 143
Poor guy. :-(
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Male 10,115
Link: Horny Gorilla Gets Rejected [Rate Link] - Geez, she could have just said, ``not tonight dear, I`ve got a headache.``
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