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Date: 08/17/07 02:31 AM

73 Responses to Historic Rock-Paper-Scissors Game

  1. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    August 16, 2007 at 8:09 pm
    Link: Historic Rock-Paper-Scissors Game - Scissors beats paper!
  2. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2007 at 2:35 am
    they dont tell you that in the history books.
  3. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Pissh,

    it`s more like paper covers scissors and keeps it under wraps until rock comes to save the day and scissors makes a surprise attack comeback while the 4th option makes it`s way through and conquers the paper (Russia)

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    the_windy Female 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Lame.
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    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 2:38 am
    So... would black power`s fist be rock? And if so, how would that fit in?

    No, but this was totally cool! Made me smile.

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    thegreatbana Male 13-17
    91 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:53 am
    lol!love that
  7. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 3:35 am
    I`m wondering who the guy on the left is...
  8. Profile photo of veniversum
    veniversum Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2007 at 4:02 am
    the man on the left is winston churchhill he was prime minister for england during the WWII
  9. Profile photo of cooltapes
    cooltapes Female 18-29
    101 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 4:04 am
    ^^Way to give everyone one more reason to think Americans are stupid, SarahofBorg.
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    cocainelines Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 4:06 am
    drat yeah. Rock paper scissors at its best
  11. Profile photo of JHSpring26
    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 4:11 am
    oh, that is awesome!
  12. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 4:51 am
    rock can`t come to save the day, paper beats rock! unless it was creating a clever diversion or sacrificial act.. you decide what the history books tell you
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    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 6:02 am
    w00t go scissors
  14. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 6:35 am
    thats smart for the brittish people, i bet the french chose rock.
  15. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
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    August 17, 2007 at 6:43 am
    i root for scissors =]
  16. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 6:46 am
    Scissors always beats paper. There was no rock... just more scissors.
  17. Profile photo of monsthelion
    monsthelion Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:02 am
    haha didn`t see that coming!
  18. Profile photo of monsthelion
    monsthelion Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:03 am
    wonder if that was how they really fought too.. rock paper scissor, HAHA you loose now i get to kill you!
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:06 am
    That`s from the chan...It`s old now :/
  20. Profile photo of x-ZoZo-x
    x-ZoZo-x Female 13-17
    53 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:08 am
    Brilliant. I love it.
  21. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:42 am
    well thats one way to get world piece
  22. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2007 at 8:15 am
    if by rock you mean america, then rock isnt in the picture cos rock was a few YEARS late for WW2. you missed all the fun :P
  23. Profile photo of youth
    youth Female 18-29
    882 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 8:23 am
    "well thats one way to get world piece"

    yeah.. peace of cake

  24. Profile photo of SnazzyBanana
    SnazzyBanana Male 13-17
    163 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 9:25 am
    Go Winston, it`s ya birthday!
  25. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 9:39 am
    That`s right!!!! Paper-Hitler loses.
  26. Profile photo of krazykaz
    krazykaz Female 13-17
    21 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:08 am
    lol made me smile :) beCAUse its true..........
  27. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:12 am
    lololol, take that nazi
  28. Profile photo of glitter bitc
    glitter bitc Female 13-17
    496 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:21 am
    oh that`s just horrible. lol
  29. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    August 17, 2007 at 11:45 am
    USA,USA
  30. Profile photo of bigfatpig
    bigfatpig Male 18-29
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    August 17, 2007 at 11:53 am
    SULU : "it`s more like paper covers scissors and keeps it under wraps until rock comes to save the day and scissors makes a surprise attack comeback while the 4th option makes it`s way through and conquers the paper (Russia)"


    OR: "Shut the f*ck up you stupid flag waving yank, maybe there should be a big vietnamese paper covering your useless entrenched rock, or a big Iraqi sandpaper one covering it and slowly eroding it away because you dont know how the hell to end the game! Eh? Idiot."

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    dust_monkey Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    bigfatpig, just be happy that america have never won a war by them selves.
  32. Profile photo of argenteus
    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    Wow, personally I didn`t find that funny.
  33. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    ROFL. That was classic.
  34. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    My God, I cant believe how ignorant some of you brits are, seriously.
  35. Profile photo of RawrImALion
    RawrImALion Female 13-17
    15 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    woot scissors \/
  36. Profile photo of raceal2
    raceal2 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    I somehow knew this would turn into a flame war. Maybe just once, everyone could stop bashing America. If you`re going to insult us, at least thank us twice as many times as you insulted us for World War 2.
  37. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    Then whoo is the rock?!?!?!?!?
  38. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    Heh.

    Hitler Fails.

    Little did he know that Winston Churchill was the all star champion of Rock Paper Scissors in all of Europe.

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    i was expecting an actual game. but haha. awesome.
  40. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    Dust_Monkey: Balance of power. It`s been a long time since anyone has won a war on their own.

    Bigfatpig: There`s really no reason to start a flame war over World War II. Regardless of Sulu`s gung-ho attitude, World War II was a time in history when America actually did the right thing (after exhausting all other possibilities).

    To Everyone: America entered World War II years after it began. Although America played a large part in World War II Americans tend to believe that our involvement was the sole reason the war was won, that we "saved" Europe. This simply isn`t true, we were not the only contributors to a victory in Europe and furthermore our sacrifice was minuscule compared to many other groups involved (e.g. Russians).

  41. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    Interesting perspective
  42. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    Why does anything even vaguely regarding America turn into a flame war?

    PhoneixPhata is correct on the history front. America`s entry into the war did help a great deal but it was not the only factor and coming in earlier would have helped more.

  43. Profile photo of henwa616
    henwa616 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    "Why does anything even vaguely regarding America turn into a flame war?"

    Think its cus ppl tend to follow their parents views. There are alot of ott patriacal americans who are just a little to gullable towards the history books - remember the winning side is always the one that writes about it afterwards. Then there are alot of english kids brought up rippin it out of the americans 4 being like that. Personally, i really think we shud b movin on and taking a more suspicious view.

    "PhoneixPhata is correct on the history front. America`s entry into the war did help a great deal but it was not the only factor and coming in earlier would have helped more."

    Yeah, ill third that. Tho im not up 4 the whole war thing anyway, we shud of just been more careful after ww1. killing is wrong however u portray it so im not gonna b one to boast about how many germans my country killed. frankly its sad.

  44. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    lovvvinngg itt
  45. Profile photo of bigfatpig
    bigfatpig Male 18-29
    352 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    Phoenixphata, well put. At last someone with some intelligence.
  46. Profile photo of dAVEeEeE
    dAVEeEeE Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    GO AMERICA!!!!! Without America, WWII would have been more of a disaster and lasted countless years.
  47. Profile photo of Gamer456
    Gamer456 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    hehe..eh......B-|
  48. Profile photo of lonewolf9090
    lonewolf9090 Male 13-17
    17 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    dear god, why is the easy way of history hidden from us
  49. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    Sorry but dont say we should thank you for world war two! if the germans HAD taken us over, we would have a MUCH better economy and america`s would have been MUCH worse. We dont have to thank you really
  50. Profile photo of trhseoijorij
    trhseoijorij Male 13-17
    33 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    "if the germans HAD taken us over, we would have a MUCH better economy and america`s would have been MUCH worse."

    The jews, poles, gypsies, etc. would have all been killed, but hey, BETTER ECONOMY W00T!!!

  51. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    thank you Phoenixphata

    btw... america only got involved after it was attacked

    -only pointing it out because of the (too)many "GO AMERICA!!!11" posts (one of the reasons this is turning into another flame war i reckon, Lupine)


    just for fun..
    RyanF701: your country is so stupid that the MAJORITY of people believe the earth is less than 10,000 years old (linky)

    -taking the flame war in that direction is far more entertaining for me, sorry XD

  52. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    trhseoijorij your comment made me lol!
  53. Profile photo of Tommy12100
    Tommy12100 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    wtf?...)-|
  54. Profile photo of littleman13
    littleman13 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 10:56 pm
    i guess that makes the jews rock
  55. Profile photo of millamopico
    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    anybody seen the robot chicken thin lil hitler?
    I remember the part where the USA kid goes "it`s not my problem" then the jap. kid pushes his crap over and USA goes "NOW it`s my problem"
    heehee
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    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    dust_monkey
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    15 Posts Friday, August 17, 2007 12:40:02 PM
    bigfatpig, just be happy that america have never won a war by them selves.

    except the american civil war where we almost screwed our mothers.

    Offlinekothar
    Male, 13-17, Europe
    56 Posts Friday, August 17, 2007 5:57:00 PM
    Sorry but dont say we should thank you for world war two! if the germans HAD taken us over, we would have a MUCH better economy and america`s would have been MUCH worse. We dont have to thank you really.

    Catholics were going soon after. Bye bye half the country (exaggeration)

    FLAME ON AMERICA!
    just kidding.
    Don`t make us look stupid.
    But i still love you.

  57. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    hehe. kewl.
  58. Profile photo of XIPwnAllX
    XIPwnAllX Male 13-17
    15 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    LOLOLOL :D
  59. Profile photo of Grossen
    Grossen Male 18-29
    455 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 12:29 am
    Under Hitler`s regime, noone would prosper. To even begin to suggest that being invaded by the third reich would be beneficial to anyone, considering Deutschland was having trouble floating her own boat toward the end of the war, shows a lack of any common sense, as well as ignorance of several key facts that barred Germany from winning the war in the first place.
    Also, DAMN! Hitler was SO burned!!
  60. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 2:05 am
    Kribbe...way way back ^ there..The French opted for the White Flag ;o) ...don`t any of you guys do history of the World??
    Psttttttttt SnazzyBanana way way back ^ too..Winston Churchills birthday is 30th September...[email protected] being a smart ass \o/
  61. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 8:42 am
    Clever
  62. Profile photo of dust_monkey
    dust_monkey Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 9:44 am
    millamopico, "except the american civil war where we almost screwed our mothers."

    there is no real victory in a civil war as 50% of america still lost and the other half won.

  63. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    O SNAP!
  64. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    some people smoke "rocks" does that mean they beat england and hitler defeated them?
  65. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    alright, let`s stop the flame wars on america, i`m a korean living in america, but some euros are starting to piss me off too.

    hitler and his panzy tanks got pwned

  66. Profile photo of stot3
    stot3 Male 13-17
    248 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Dynamite beats all
  67. Profile photo of slortahauz
    slortahauz Male 18-29
    10 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    I swear to God, some of you must find it taxing to even breathe!
    Germany had a completely abysmal economy until Hitler came into power and turned it all around, so Grossen, I guess you`re not an economic history major.
    America`s presence in the European theatre of war is overstated by movies and videogames, Americans mainly fought in the pacific because the Japanazis were the major threat. Yes, the US helped in WW2, but mainly because they distracted the asians and committed a terrible atrocity.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    Yes of course we did. We don`t call it weapons of mass destruction. The people over here call them weapons of freedom.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    ^ replying to many peoples posts.
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 11:51 pm
    OR: "Shut the f*ck up you stupid flag waving yank, maybe there should be a big vietnamese paper covering your useless entrenched rock, or a big Iraqi sandpaper one covering it and slowly eroding it away because you dont know how the hell to end the game! Eh? Idiot."

    Dude you are a complete drating moron.

    Didn`t I just say that it`s pretty much England is holding out , America provides relief. And Russia comes crashing down on Hitler`s head and then you make it a big deal by bashing America over nothing.

    drating Limy

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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 1:54 am
    YO GABBA GABBA
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    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    dust_monkey
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    16 Posts Saturday, August 18, 2007 9:44:15 AM
    millamopico, "except the american civil war where we almost screwed our mothers."

    there is no real victory in a civil war as 50% of america still lost and the other half won.

    point taken.
    south surrendered though is what i meant.
    but yeah i see what you`re saying.

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    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    August 21, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    ^^Way to give everyone one more reason to think Americans are stupid, SarahofBorg. You idiot. Learn to ignore what people say to you over the internet. Personally i couldn`t care less if some British guy doesn`t like me 1700 miles away.

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