Historic Rock-Paper-Scissors Game

Submitted by: sertrbl 9 years ago in Funny

Scissors beats paper!
There are 73 comments:
Male 1,149
[quote]^^Way to give everyone one more reason to think Americans are stupid, SarahofBorg.[/quote] You idiot. Learn to ignore what people say to you over the internet. Personally i couldn`t care less if some British guy doesn`t like me 1700 miles away.
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dust_monkey
Male, 18-29, Europe
16 Posts Saturday, August 18, 2007 9:44:15 AM
millamopico, "except the american civil war where we almost screwed our mothers."

there is no real victory in a civil war as 50% of america still lost and the other half won.

point taken.
south surrendered though is what i meant.
but yeah i see what you`re saying.

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Male 3,431
YO GABBA GABBA
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Male 994
OR: "Shut the f*ck up you stupid flag waving yank, maybe there should be a big vietnamese paper covering your useless entrenched rock, or a big Iraqi sandpaper one covering it and slowly eroding it away because you dont know how the hell to end the game! Eh? Idiot."

Dude you are a complete drating moron.

Didn`t I just say that it`s pretty much England is holding out , America provides relief. And Russia comes crashing down on Hitler`s head and then you make it a big deal by bashing America over nothing.

drating Limy

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Male 1,029
^ replying to many peoples posts.
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Male 1,029
Yes of course we did. We don`t call it weapons of mass destruction. The people over here call them weapons of freedom.
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Male 10
I swear to God, some of you must find it taxing to even breathe!
Germany had a completely abysmal economy until Hitler came into power and turned it all around, so Grossen, I guess you`re not an economic history major.
America`s presence in the European theatre of war is overstated by movies and videogames, Americans mainly fought in the pacific because the Japanazis were the major threat. Yes, the US helped in WW2, but mainly because they distracted the asians and committed a terrible atrocity.
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Male 248
Dynamite beats all
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Male 1,204
alright, let`s stop the flame wars on america, i`m a korean living in america, but some euros are starting to piss me off too.

hitler and his panzy tanks got pwned

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Female 224
some people smoke "rocks" does that mean they beat england and hitler defeated them?
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Male 1,364
O SNAP!
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Male 57
millamopico, "except the american civil war where we almost screwed our mothers."

there is no real victory in a civil war as 50% of america still lost and the other half won.

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Male 1,275
Clever
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Female 340
Kribbe...way way back ^ there..The French opted for the White Flag ;o) ...don`t any of you guys do history of the World??
Psttttttttt SnazzyBanana way way back ^ too..Winston Churchills birthday is 30th September...[email protected] being a smart ass \o/
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Male 455
Under Hitler`s regime, noone would prosper. To even begin to suggest that being invaded by the third reich would be beneficial to anyone, considering Deutschland was having trouble floating her own boat toward the end of the war, shows a lack of any common sense, as well as ignorance of several key facts that barred Germany from winning the war in the first place.
Also, DAMN! Hitler was SO burned!!
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Male 15
LOLOLOL :D
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Female 454
hehe. kewl.
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Female 122
dust_monkey
Male, 18-29, Europe
15 Posts Friday, August 17, 2007 12:40:02 PM
bigfatpig, just be happy that america have never won a war by them selves.

except the american civil war where we almost screwed our mothers.

Offlinekothar
Male, 13-17, Europe
56 Posts Friday, August 17, 2007 5:57:00 PM
Sorry but dont say we should thank you for world war two! if the germans HAD taken us over, we would have a MUCH better economy and america`s would have been MUCH worse. We dont have to thank you really.

Catholics were going soon after. Bye bye half the country (exaggeration)

FLAME ON AMERICA!
just kidding.
Don`t make us look stupid.
But i still love you.

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Female 122
anybody seen the robot chicken thin lil hitler?
I remember the part where the USA kid goes "it`s not my problem" then the jap. kid pushes his crap over and USA goes "NOW it`s my problem"
heehee
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Male 10
i guess that makes the jews rock
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Male 37
wtf?...)-|
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Male 404
trhseoijorij your comment made me lol!
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Male 205
thank you Phoenixphata

btw... america only got involved after it was attacked

-only pointing it out because of the (too)many "GO AMERICA!!!11" posts (one of the reasons this is turning into another flame war i reckon, Lupine)


just for fun..
RyanF701: your country is so stupid that the MAJORITY of people believe the earth is less than 10,000 years old (linky)

-taking the flame war in that direction is far more entertaining for me, sorry XD

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Male 33
"if the germans HAD taken us over, we would have a MUCH better economy and america`s would have been MUCH worse."

The jews, poles, gypsies, etc. would have all been killed, but hey, BETTER ECONOMY W00T!!!

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Male 59
Sorry but dont say we should thank you for world war two! if the germans HAD taken us over, we would have a MUCH better economy and america`s would have been MUCH worse. We dont have to thank you really
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Male 17
dear god, why is the easy way of history hidden from us
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Male 28
hehe..eh......B-|
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Male 5
GO AMERICA!!!!! Without America, WWII would have been more of a disaster and lasted countless years.
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Male 352
Phoenixphata, well put. At last someone with some intelligence.
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Female 681
lovvvinngg itt
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Male 7
"Why does anything even vaguely regarding America turn into a flame war?"

Think its cus ppl tend to follow their parents views. There are alot of ott patriacal americans who are just a little to gullable towards the history books - remember the winning side is always the one that writes about it afterwards. Then there are alot of english kids brought up rippin it out of the americans 4 being like that. Personally, i really think we shud b movin on and taking a more suspicious view.

"PhoneixPhata is correct on the history front. America`s entry into the war did help a great deal but it was not the only factor and coming in earlier would have helped more."

Yeah, ill third that. Tho im not up 4 the whole war thing anyway, we shud of just been more careful after ww1. killing is wrong however u portray it so im not gonna b one to boast about how many germans my country killed. frankly its sad.

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Female 455
Why does anything even vaguely regarding America turn into a flame war?

PhoneixPhata is correct on the history front. America`s entry into the war did help a great deal but it was not the only factor and coming in earlier would have helped more.

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Female 1,407
Interesting perspective
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Male 280
Dust_Monkey: Balance of power. It`s been a long time since anyone has won a war on their own.

Bigfatpig: There`s really no reason to start a flame war over World War II. Regardless of Sulu`s gung-ho attitude, World War II was a time in history when America actually did the right thing (after exhausting all other possibilities).

To Everyone: America entered World War II years after it began. Although America played a large part in World War II Americans tend to believe that our involvement was the sole reason the war was won, that we "saved" Europe. This simply isn`t true, we were not the only contributors to a victory in Europe and furthermore our sacrifice was minuscule compared to many other groups involved (e.g. Russians).

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Female 2,084
i was expecting an actual game. but haha. awesome.
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Male 287
Heh.

Hitler Fails.

Little did he know that Winston Churchill was the all star champion of Rock Paper Scissors in all of Europe.

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Male 1,361
Then whoo is the rock?!?!?!?!?
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Male 62
I somehow knew this would turn into a flame war. Maybe just once, everyone could stop bashing America. If you`re going to insult us, at least thank us twice as many times as you insulted us for World War 2.
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Female 15
woot scissors \/
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Male 2,486
My God, I cant believe how ignorant some of you brits are, seriously.
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Female 229
ROFL. That was classic.
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Male 265
Wow, personally I didn`t find that funny.
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Male 57
bigfatpig, just be happy that america have never won a war by them selves.
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Male 352
SULU : "it`s more like paper covers scissors and keeps it under wraps until rock comes to save the day and scissors makes a surprise attack comeback while the 4th option makes it`s way through and conquers the paper (Russia)"


OR: "Shut the f*ck up you stupid flag waving yank, maybe there should be a big vietnamese paper covering your useless entrenched rock, or a big Iraqi sandpaper one covering it and slowly eroding it away because you dont know how the hell to end the game! Eh? Idiot."

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Male 5,970
USA,USA
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Female 496
oh that`s just horrible. lol
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Male 773
lololol, take that nazi
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Female 21
lol made me smile :) beCAUse its true..........
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Male 876
That`s right!!!! Paper-Hitler loses.
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Male 163
Go Winston, it`s ya birthday!
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Female 882
"well thats one way to get world piece"

yeah.. peace of cake

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Male 59
if by rock you mean america, then rock isnt in the picture cos rock was a few YEARS late for WW2. you missed all the fun :P
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Male 153
well thats one way to get world piece
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Female 53
Brilliant. I love it.
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Female 1,596
That`s from the chan...It`s old now :/
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Male 97
wonder if that was how they really fought too.. rock paper scissor, HAHA you loose now i get to kill you!
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Male 97
haha didn`t see that coming!
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Male 756
Scissors always beats paper. There was no rock... just more scissors.
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Female 525
i root for scissors =]
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Male 2,005
thats smart for the brittish people, i bet the french chose rock.
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Male 625
w00t go scissors
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Female 882
rock can`t come to save the day, paper beats rock! unless it was creating a clever diversion or sacrificial act.. you decide what the history books tell you
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Male 492
oh, that is awesome!
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Male 20
drat yeah. Rock paper scissors at its best
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Female 101
^^Way to give everyone one more reason to think Americans are stupid, SarahofBorg.
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Male 3
the man on the left is winston churchhill he was prime minister for england during the WWII
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Female 3,562
I`m wondering who the guy on the left is...
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Male 91
lol!love that
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Female 118
So... would black power`s fist be rock? And if so, how would that fit in?

No, but this was totally cool! Made me smile.

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Female 1,589
Lame.
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Male 994
Pissh,

it`s more like paper covers scissors and keeps it under wraps until rock comes to save the day and scissors makes a surprise attack comeback while the 4th option makes it`s way through and conquers the paper (Russia)

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Male 204
they dont tell you that in the history books.
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Male 1,420
Link: Historic Rock-Paper-Scissors Game [Rate Link] - Scissors beats paper!
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