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Date: 08/30/07 02:12 AM

45 Responses to Guys You Always Find Playing Pickup Basketball

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    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 29, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    Link: Guys You Always Find Playing Pickup Basketball - Most of these could be true for a lot of sports.
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    rubored Male 18-29
    165 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Pickup Hangover - much better than pickup basketball.

    Goodnight all

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    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:17 am
    internet comedians hah priceless
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    Gadget522 Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:22 am
    the kid was the best one
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    Nollid Male 13-17
    11 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:30 am
    I have to admit, sometimes I`m like Mr. Excuses.

    It was funny, though.

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    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
    233 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:32 am
    lol i HATE the never fouls guy. like knocks over 3 ppl in one layup attempt.

    most of these are just ignored tho.

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    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Xero, you should have just put +1, instead of implying that you were just making a post for +1.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:13 am
    lol nice. The "mr. excuse" guy is drating EVERYWHERE! Not just in basketball. I HATE That guy!
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    jackass681 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:54 am
    haha. most of these are pretty true. i was just at the park today and i could point out most of them.
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    StphnHrrll Female 18-29
    434 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:55 am
    That was unbelievably boring
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    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    482 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:05 am
    not boring if you ever played or watched a game of basketball
    the mr.excuse and fouls guy are everywhere haha

    this is some funny stuff

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    Dragonfirexz Male 18-29
    206 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:07 am
    they did a really bad job.. none of them have a future in acting or comedy later in life...
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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:02 am
    I saw a list of these a year ago. I guess it`s in video form now.
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    Demondan Male 18-29
    98 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:17 am
    "WTF is wrong with you?!"
    "Its the octagon dkeads...... foul!"

    haha nice call

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    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 5:25 am
    I can say ive met every type of person in the courts. ESPECIALLY `clear out` johnny. LOL
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:21 am
    all of them are true....and i hate the no foul guyz
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    spatty Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:28 am
    I CANT STAND MR EXCUSES :@:@
    i used to have a friend that made excuses about EVERYTHING it was so flamin annoying!!

    also, never fouls guy is pretty annoying too, but the rest are just funny haha

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    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 6:47 am
    Let`s give a big round of applause for Rulebook Jones. :D
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    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:45 am
    i think its boring.i also skipped some of it beacause it was so bad!
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    extreamh Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 7:46 am
    hey but some of it was funny(:
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    balmora69 Male 18-29
    72 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 8:39 am
    Immovable fat guy is also really true..
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:05 am
    Rulebook Jones... got to love em
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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:09 am
    I nominate Xero for Mr. Excuses...

    "I don`t like sports, so I didn`t watch the video. My eyes hurt. I peed myself. I still feel like I needed to make myself heard, though."

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    enright3 Male 40-49
    11 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:36 am
    They missed one. "Super Uniform Guy" where he comes in wearing every name brand piece of sports clothing he can get his hands on; or wearing Official NBA clothing. Of course he can`t play worth a crap.
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    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:10 am
    haha the skins thing is so true. whenever i play any pickup up game there is always that guy who is like " hey guys whats up..SKINS!"
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    lirael927 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 11:12 am
    I`m sorry. I`d write a better post but, you know, it`s just this war...
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    xCriticalx Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Lololol so drating true.

    I`ve played with, and against everyone of those types of people. ah ahhaha

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    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    all of these are all true
    some people get really annoying like Mr. Excuses and the Never Fouls Guy
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    Most definately "the rulebook" is what I see. I am usually that rulebook guy when I play pool :-).
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    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    LOL! this was funny
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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    haha thats why i dont play basketball, theres always the little black kid (usually my cousin) who owns the court
    lol!
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    AmyNicoleduh Female 18-29
    1158 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    these are pretty true.
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    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    It`s funny because it`s true.
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    ja_shep Male 18-29
    41 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    I`m probably not the best of the worst at basketball, but i`m none of these thank God.

    well...maybe a little Mr. Excuses...

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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    im a rulebook jones... but not that much of a rule-book jones.

    ok i absolutely HATE 8 and 8.5 (mr. i got fowled, and never-fowled).

    and i also hate, when in board games, when my sister clearly breakls the rules, and my mom is like "it`s ok shes, young!" WHEN SHE"S FRICKIN TWELVE!!!! she knows the rules, so play by them

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    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    ahem sorry bout that rant, i just needed somewhere to get that off my chest and that seemed like a good time.
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    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    boring but true. i remember getting owned by a team of 11 year olds last year.. we all walked away in shame. Those kids were good though. Really good. little bastards
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    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    i hate never foul guy. I played indoor hockey against one to many times.
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    ninmatic Male 13-17
    74 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    ahh I`ve encountered many of them... I hope they aren`t really that bad lol. thats why I`d rather use a hoop at someones house so I know who I`m with
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    nawkshis Male 18-29
    102 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    man the sad thing is i have 10 friends who can each fit one description on this list... and we always play together, so it usually takes about 2 hours for one game of 5 on 5 till 21 pts...


    oh and incase u think im forgetting one..... im the immovable fat guy :)

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    MORNAF1 Male 13-17
    557 posts
    August 31, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    i hate the foul guy, but that is pretty much true
    "FOUL!!"
    "DUDE, WE ARN`T EVEN PLAYING!"
    "That was a foul."
    "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!"
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    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 2:05 am
    They actually acted well, it sounded like a genuine conversation, at least ones ive heard on courts. They all sucked at basketball though.

    They forgot one type though, the id sort of fit it. But usually there is one guy there who is like the almost NBA ready man who makes whatever team he is on invincible. (this guy happens to be me by the way... not)

    The clearout guy pisses me off the most, guys who think they`re drating Magic Johnson. Kind of like guys who post up all the time and try their drop steps and stuff... although thats fine, it just annoys me... I play pick-up to get away from being a forward.

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    tatervent Male 18-29
    373 posts
    September 1, 2007 at 2:05 am
    I meant the kid sort of fit it.
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    September 3, 2007 at 11:46 am
    Demondan, that was the best part.
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    September 5, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    so true in all sports

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