Guys You Always Find Playing Pickup Basketball

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Most of these could be true for a lot of sports.
Credits: Josh Sneed
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Male 521
so true in all sports
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Male 2,616
Demondan, that was the best part.
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Male 373
I meant the kid sort of fit it.
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Male 373
They actually acted well, it sounded like a genuine conversation, at least ones ive heard on courts. They all sucked at basketball though.

They forgot one type though, the id sort of fit it. But usually there is one guy there who is like the almost NBA ready man who makes whatever team he is on invincible. (this guy happens to be me by the way... not)

The clearout guy pisses me off the most, guys who think they`re drating Magic Johnson. Kind of like guys who post up all the time and try their drop steps and stuff... although thats fine, it just annoys me... I play pick-up to get away from being a forward.

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Male 557
i hate the foul guy, but that is pretty much true
"FOUL!!"
"DUDE, WE ARN`T EVEN PLAYING!"
"That was a foul."
"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!?!"
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Male 102
man the sad thing is i have 10 friends who can each fit one description on this list... and we always play together, so it usually takes about 2 hours for one game of 5 on 5 till 21 pts...


oh and incase u think im forgetting one..... im the immovable fat guy :)

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Male 74
ahh I`ve encountered many of them... I hope they aren`t really that bad lol. thats why I`d rather use a hoop at someones house so I know who I`m with
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Male 317
i hate never foul guy. I played indoor hockey against one to many times.
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Male 322
boring but true. i remember getting owned by a team of 11 year olds last year.. we all walked away in shame. Those kids were good though. Really good. little bastards
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Male 1,220
ahem sorry bout that rant, i just needed somewhere to get that off my chest and that seemed like a good time.
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Male 1,220
im a rulebook jones... but not that much of a rule-book jones.

ok i absolutely HATE 8 and 8.5 (mr. i got fowled, and never-fowled).

and i also hate, when in board games, when my sister clearly breakls the rules, and my mom is like "it`s ok shes, young!" WHEN SHE"S FRICKIN TWELVE!!!! she knows the rules, so play by them

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Male 41
I`m probably not the best of the worst at basketball, but i`m none of these thank God.

well...maybe a little Mr. Excuses...

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Male 869
It`s funny because it`s true.
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Female 1,158
these are pretty true.
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Male 1,289
haha thats why i dont play basketball, theres always the little black kid (usually my cousin) who owns the court
lol!
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Male 246
LOL! this was funny
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Male 907
Most definately "the rulebook" is what I see. I am usually that rulebook guy when I play pool :-).
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Male 334
all of these are all true
some people get really annoying like Mr. Excuses and the Never Fouls Guy
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Male 68
Lololol so drating true.

I`ve played with, and against everyone of those types of people. ah ahhaha

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Female 109
I`m sorry. I`d write a better post but, you know, it`s just this war...
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Male 1,141
haha the skins thing is so true. whenever i play any pickup up game there is always that guy who is like " hey guys whats up..SKINS!"
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Male 11
They missed one. "Super Uniform Guy" where he comes in wearing every name brand piece of sports clothing he can get his hands on; or wearing Official NBA clothing. Of course he can`t play worth a crap.
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Female 322
I nominate Xero for Mr. Excuses...

"I don`t like sports, so I didn`t watch the video. My eyes hurt. I peed myself. I still feel like I needed to make myself heard, though."

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Male 547
Rulebook Jones... got to love em
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Male 72
Immovable fat guy is also really true..
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Female 251
hey but some of it was funny(:
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Female 251
i think its boring.i also skipped some of it beacause it was so bad!
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Male 645
Let`s give a big round of applause for Rulebook Jones. :D
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Male 27
I CANT STAND MR EXCUSES :@:@
i used to have a friend that made excuses about EVERYTHING it was so flamin annoying!!

also, never fouls guy is pretty annoying too, but the rest are just funny haha

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Female 525
all of them are true....and i hate the no foul guyz
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Male 204
I can say ive met every type of person in the courts. ESPECIALLY `clear out` johnny. LOL
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Male 98
"WTF is wrong with you?!"
"Its the octagon dkeads...... foul!"

haha nice call

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Male 699
I saw a list of these a year ago. I guess it`s in video form now.
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Male 206
they did a really bad job.. none of them have a future in acting or comedy later in life...
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Male 480
not boring if you ever played or watched a game of basketball
the mr.excuse and fouls guy are everywhere haha

this is some funny stuff

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Female 434
That was unbelievably boring
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Male 55
haha. most of these are pretty true. i was just at the park today and i could point out most of them.
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Male 3,255
lol nice. The "mr. excuse" guy is drating EVERYWHERE! Not just in basketball. I HATE That guy!
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Male 591
Xero, you should have just put +1, instead of implying that you were just making a post for +1.
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Male 233
lol i HATE the never fouls guy. like knocks over 3 ppl in one layup attempt.

most of these are just ignored tho.

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Male 11
I have to admit, sometimes I`m like Mr. Excuses.

It was funny, though.

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Male 216
the kid was the best one
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Male 216
internet comedians hah priceless
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Male 165
Pickup Hangover - much better than pickup basketball.

Goodnight all

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Male 10,115
Link: Guys You Always Find Playing Pickup Basketball [Rate Link] - Most of these could be true for a lot of sports.
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