God`s Inbox

Submitted by: JKoss 9 years ago Funny

What God"s inbox would look like if everyone communicated with him by e-mail.
There are 119 comments:
Male 67
lol he`s a saints fan
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Male 949
Ewwwww macintosh!

PC all the way :P

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Male 25
I`m posting late, but I have to get this out.

God using a Mac. Yes. In reference to the Garden of Eden and the Apple. I`m sure this has been hinted at before in an earlier post.

George Burns fan. Of course. George did a number of movies entitled `Oh, God!` Funny films, I must say.

... I`m done for now.

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Male 49
Hey god is a gorge burns fan!
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Male 98
Haha, god is having lunch with Zeus ^_^
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Male 2,159
God has a Mac. I have a Mac. I am Godly lolz.
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Female 416
Go apple!!
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Male 210
oh and linux users, GET WITH THE GOD-DAMN PROGRAM ALREADY. I`m not a windows fanatic, but its a PC world. sorry.
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Male 210
ya know, I think with his unlimited power an the ability to create universes and all, he probably uses his own operating system.o:-)
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Male 1,079
The Best of George Burns??

Wth...

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Female 194
This is great, although it reminds me of Bruce Almighty.
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Female 1
I liked the parts about forwarding lotto requests and meeting Zeus for lunch. Dudley`s prayer made me think of Harry Potter, too.
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Female 105
i liked the 1 Kaitlin98 sent! it oddly reminded me of a song XD i 4get wat the songs called tho DX he he this was freakin halarious tho 8)
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Male 140
Of course god uses Linux. At the people who think he`s using something else:

At first I thought this was a freeze-frame from Bruce Almighty, but on further examination, it isn`t.
Also, anyone else notice Osama Bin Laden praying for the unbelievers to perish?
P.S. It`s a slightly old pic. I saw it on Google images back in about July 2006.
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Male 516
Did anyone else notice the prayer from "Dudley?" Made me think of Harry Potter. "URGENT: My birthday list (80 Mb)."
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Male 77
holy crap.....im a huge saints fan.........i see he is too........AWSOME!!!!!
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Male 68
seen it before
no spam, oddly enough
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Male 77
^^^^^^^^^^^^^i dont know if thats been used yet, too lazy 2 check^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Male 77
ahhaha, thats funny, god, using a mac. pfffft!!
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Male 1,072
Wheres my letter ! Damn u god
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Female 857
Haha, very clever.
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Male 74
lol god its a new orleans saints fan. He probably gave reggie bush that inhuman speed
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Male 313
OH so god has a damned MAC does he?
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Male 4,680
Ha ha, clever.
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Male 452
Lol God is smarter than to use a Mac!
Read this article: The best site in the universe
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Male 988
LOL Google Earth is up in the background.

although they already did something like this in Bruce Almighty.

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Female 59
lol...he`s already got the 08` election results...
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Female 1,984
LET THE UNBELIEVERS PERISH

Let us atheists perish? HILARIOUS!

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Male 245
God connects with AOL....dividends are way up
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Male 842
XD

Earth-Plan B

That made me laugh really hard

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Female 550
I really like the [email protected]!! For all you Soprano fans out there, you know what this means! lol
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Female 943
"can you, like, clear up my skin before the prom?"
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Female 88
haha love it
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Female 1,070
lols, zeus, jesus christ, mary (dna test?! xD), buddha, those are funny
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Male 161
weirdest thing happened. i read kaitlin98`s message when i was listening to metallicas song
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Male 318
omg, this is proof god exist...
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Female 2,084
so god uses a mac huh?
i guess this finally proves which one is better.
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Female 731
I agree. I`m sure God doesn`t use a Mac. HAHA! lol
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Male 108
If god was real, he`d use Gmail.
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Male 166
I liked the one guy`s 90MB Excel doc with his birthday gift list. I think it would`ve been cool to at least throw some spam in there too. : )
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Male 612
God would use windows.
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Male 47
COME ON! This is not realistic at all!

God would NOT use a MAC!!

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Male 2,290
It was funny up until the Dawkins part for me.
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Male 432
my bad, 87 are unread
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Male 432
LOL, "LET THE UNBELIEVERS PERISH" from Pat Robinson...

I like how he has 3,451,893,495 emails and only 97 are unread.

"Wrath management" from Buddha X-D

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Female 74
"If I pass trig I promise I`ll never you know what again"
"Well maybe once a week"
LMAO
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Male 159
"HA, everyone knows God is a Colts fan!"
Hey moron. Those are the saints.

Are you kidding me?? Yeah, I know those are the Saints, the New Orlean Saints... my joke was that God was actually... you know what... nevermind... sheesh

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Male 287
That was pretty funny, actually. :]
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Male 54
thats like on bruce almighty. soo funny tho
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Female 428
Was the BigDudley one a Harry Potter joke? lol.
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Female 62
Lol, the Dudley joke was awesome.
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Female 205
mac? Why is god using a mac?
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Female 406
lol i liked potter reference too.

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Male 404
Lol, god uses a Mac
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Male 392
"HA, everyone knows God is a Colts fan!"

Hey moron. Those are the saints.

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Female 1,492
did you see earth plan b disc?
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Female 59
And I just realized that Pluto has its own folder. Haha...
And I also just realized that God listens to Ethel Merman.
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Female 59
Are they trying to suggest that God doesn`t listen to prayers?
Anyway, I love the Harry Potter reference.
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Male 29
i bet all my prayers went to gods bulk folder .. :( SCREW YOU AUTOMATIC JUNK SORTING cause i really wanted a new guitar
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Male 24
i like the detail with the different planets and galaxies in the background, lol
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Male 197
[email protected]
lunch with zeus lol
btw, since when does buddha pray to god?
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Male 25
Think about it. Football. The team is New Orleans. Also Known as the Saints. Hint hint.
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Female 1,596
Seen this somewhere but why would that football team be down there...
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Male 171
i laughed inside my head. but only a ittle bit.
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Female 93
Yawnzor.. already done in Bruce Almighty
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Male 238
I saw this in a time magazine
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Female 170
The best of George Burns lol
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Male 330
"Lunch next week?"
from [email protected]
That was my favorite.
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Female 2,695
..did anyone else notice the random football thing in the lower left corner?
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Female 182
that`s the priest`s
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Female 1,134
lmao now i wonder what satan`s emails look like now since i`ve read gods emails.
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Male 870
Not all of this was funny, but a lot of it was.

[quote]On whenever, Magic Number wrote: "God`s looking at St Peter`s Square in The Vatican on Google Earth, btw."[/quote]Wow, you`re pretty good, magic_number.

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Female 352
that lotto one remined me of a dumb blond joke.
there was once a very poor blond who prayed to God that she would win the lotto. She said if she didn`t get money soon all of her children would starve. The winning numbers were announced and she didn`t win. She prays to God "Lord why have you forsaken me? All my children will starve if I don`t get money soon" Then there was a blinding flash of light and God`s voice said "honey, you have to first buy a ticket"


and please don`t be offended blonds, you can make jokes have brunettes or christians

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Male 716
I was also looking for the "fR33 s3X f0r U" and "Last longer with Viagra" spam mails :)
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Male 152
not going to make an os comment...not going to do it...do need to...GOD USES A MAC! IN YOUR FACE!...shi+...
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Female 584
[email protected] and [email protected]..LMFAO!

God`s looking at St Peter`s Square in The Vatican on Google Earth, btw.

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Male 42
LOL @ Jesus`s Baby Pics
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Female 143
That`s awesome.
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Male 12,138
The Google Earth image is of the Vatican of course...
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Male 159
HA, everyone knows God is a Colts fan!
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Male 82
XD

[email protected].. Re: re: re: re: DNA Test (Joseph`s idea)

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Male 13
god has a mac. hmm. an apple computer? has any body noted the reference to the apple? hence... mac is evil... mwahahahha or atleast a tool of the devil..
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Male 24
I like the Potter reference:

[email protected] URGANT:What I want for my birthday (Excel 90Mb)

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Male 108
cant........think of anything amusing

damn medication :(

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Male 189
I wonder who the 87 people were that God hasn`t replied to.
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Male 453
God walks into the mall for the very first time, never used any sort of PC before.

clerk shouts across:"sir, sir , siiir. ..come check out our newest range of top of the line apple macs"

God walks over:"ooo Shiny, does it do internets?"

clerk turns to manager: "suckers, like moths to a flame"

clerk sorts through wads of cash occasionally muttering "..upgrade...no, no upgrade. you need new...new...buy new...no upgrade...spinning wheel of death...spinnnning wheeel of death."
laughs hysterically


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Male 2,486
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God uses Apple! Take that Microsoft users!"

Wow, leave it to someone that geeky to point out he was using an apple and then try to start a OS war.

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Male 147
lol @ sktbrdr7 e-mails
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Male 220
I like how he hasn`t opened any of the prayers.
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Male 10
I used to believe that God was infallible, then I realized he was a mac user.
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Female 235
Haha, the lotto email was awesome.
And the DNA test :D
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Male 240
I seriously doubt god is a mac user.
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Male 16
uhh can anyone tell me what hes looking at on google earth??
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Female 58
God has a mac.
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Male 623
I like how God listens to Ethel Merman and needs Google Earth
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Female 56
^ haha, yeah the dawkins one cracked me up too.
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Female 197
it also reminded me of bruce all mighty movie
and the emails from sktbrdr7 r really funny
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Female 172
I cried because I was laughing so hard.
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Male 699
veryhardgame:
Thursday, August 02, 2007 3:00:38 AM
"God uses Apple! Take that Microsoft users!"
Ha! I knew apple was for homos!
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I laughed pretty hard at that.

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Male 902
The dawkins joke was funny. And the one from the whitehouse as well.
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Male 392
Yeah I diddn`t get my joke either.
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Male 392
Apple is holy.
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Male 148
Jesus` baby pics...rofl...that was good.
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Male 40
"God uses Apple! Take that Microsoft users!"

Ha! I knew apple was for homos!

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Male 5,970
I love how the saints are in the background clever
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Male 79
God uses Apple! Take that Microsoft users!
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Female 3,727
twizzler01
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
595 Posts Thursday, August 02, 2007 2:35:43 AM
Why dosen`t he get bulk e-mail that want to sell him viagra?

Too funny...yea and something to make his erection bigger! LOL

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Male 1,815
I like the ones from the other gods.
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Female 32
Missaguafina, thats EXACTLY what I was thinking when I clicked on it. This made me laugh ^^,
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Female 226
Yeah. We all saw this in Bruce Almighty.
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Female 552
Why dosen`t he get bulk e-mail that want to sell him viagra?
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Male 112
the emails from sktbrdr7 is me
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Female 250
lol
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Female 155
Poor Jesus. He gets all the lotto requests.
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Female 11
hahaha, thats great, i love how he has some football webpage on the other tab. HAHA
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Female 59
lmao.... that was great. i like that God is having lunch with zeus...
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Female 199
cool :)
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Female 208
kinda remins me of that scence in Bruce Allmighty
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Male 39
Link: God`s Inbox [Rate Link] - What God`s inbox would look like if everyone communicated with him by e-mail.
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