Fart in the Duck

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

Phonetic translation of a Belgian kid show song. Warning: adult language.
There are 77 comments:
Female 124
Oh god, first they want me to fart in a duck, next they`re gonna want me to take a crap on a cow.
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Female 393
what is the show called anyway??
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Male 244
lol its funny how they react it looks as if it was ment to be! cant get enuf!

lol hes called plop look:

omg its soo good! i LOVE it!
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Male 13
aha im tempted to download that n put it on my ipod
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Male 107
really farr off... but so funny...
and to aj101
"misschien, waarschijnlijk, en wat dan nog?"
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Male 244
its funny how the action match the words..or is it creepy?
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Female 262
If the English version would air, man, there would be some disturbed Belgian and Dutch kiddies....me being half Dutch, half English can easily say that this is not the weirdest programm I have ever seen...far worse is to be found...;)
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Male 244
so true...lol?
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Female 241
Haha. Wow. xD
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Male 7
I laughed my drating ass off - it makes you proud and/or wanting to be a Belgian!
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Female 274
Bahahaha. I laughed. It hurts.
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Male 455
Leave it to the Belgians...still a funny lampooning.
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Male 247
"The Mormons don`t think they can cope."

I just happen to be LDS.

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Male 162
"lick, lick-don`t mind, three squirts I`m fine"

Hilarious

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Male 598
if u close ur eyes you dont hear what the lyics say is saying
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Male 181
I found that unbelievably hilarious... distort that tart in my nub :D
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Female 1,158
that was boring.
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Female 71
Wow, that was reaching a bit wasn`t it?
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Male 286
The look on that guys face when he put hi shead out of the roof, i have had nightmares about people like that chasing and killing me!!
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Male 4,246
I laughed so hard, my sides hurt and my eyes are watery. This is PRICELESS!!! :-D
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Female 338
Hilarious.
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Male 15
he even has his own themepark www.plopsa.be
(and the themepark is pretty big, way to big for kids of that age)
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Male 15
that song kinda sucked because the guy who wrote it has already made hundreds of songs.
some of the songs were even good.
and yes really hundreds
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Male 51
i`m not gonna lie... i have no idea what the hell that was suppose to be or if i`m suppose to understand it but i am thinking...santa meets the tulla tubbies...(shudders)
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Male 25
Kabouter Plop! :D
That show is unmatched in terms of sheer awesomeness.
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Male 11
I wonder if someone would sing the English lyrics to someone who spoke their language would hear their version? rofl
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Male 17
That was hilarious! "bang her mum!"
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Female 454
I smell the next Internet phenomenon!!
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Female 105
i loled also XD that was sooooo freakin retarted i cant even begin to explain!
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Female 363
Wow, that made me lol..xD
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Female 1,397
haha them crazies.
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Male 319
that was funny as hell! they did a pretty good job with making it sound kinda like english
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Male 22
and today lesson is ;dont talk in ur language in a foreign country unless u have a simultaneous translator with u...
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Male 449
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wait, what?

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Male 1,497
I know its a kids show, but geeze singing about a hole in a roof is pointless...song sucked, im done with this link.. good bye
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Male 1,497
That song....sucked

Its amazing that people even camer up with the original show itself... if i were infront of the people that made this show.. i might stab them to death...

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Male 12
i found a translation to this from
GreetD of youtube

I woke up early this morning
I felt drops on my head
I looked up & saw
what was going on up there
There was a hole, it was very big
& through it fell a nut
& a branch, & a very big bird egg too

CHORUS
There`s a hole in my roof
I don`t feel at ease
It`s because of that hole in my roof

I called my friend Klus ("Chore")
He said, that`s a job for me
He was hammering for about ten hours
Then you couldn`t see the hole anymore
Klus called out, look I did it again
& jumped up & down of joy
Suddenly I heared a noise & crack
There`s a hole in my roof again

CHORUS 2x

Lalala...

its a kids show that just sounds weird in english ...

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Female 963
o_O It was funny and disturbing at the same time.
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Male 144
pretty annoying since i understand all of it, its hard yo hear the translations in it ;P but funny though.
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Female 1,007
I like how his hattails keep popping up, aw.
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Male 896
I agree with trentoneli. It sounded forced to me. I didn`t even realize it was suppose to sound like what the subs were saying. Probably because my brain shut off like 4 hours ago.
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Female 83
...So was that some kind of bunny hat with bells on?

This would have been funnier if the transcription sounded more like the vocals. It was still okay though, mostly because the show itself was so screwed up.. x3

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Female 878
That is going to be stuck in my head all day.
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Male 888
LMFAO AHAHAHAAHHAA
that was soooo frigin funny
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Male 132
too disturbed for words to measure
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Female 7
No fair! I speak the language. It`s not funny for me.
THe song isn`t catchy cause they already made tons of songs. So the catchy ones are gone.
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Male 12
"It`s a Belgian TV show. Not Dutch. Dutch people would never make a crappy show like that."

Haha, this made me laugh. Having lived in the Netherlands, I can say with certainty that the Dutch do have a load of crappy shows too. (De Gouden Kooi, Talpa, ..)

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Male 329
wow that was scary "im gonna go hide in the crner with an axe now"

^ sounded more like a murder waiting but w/e^

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Male 258
i didn`t really think the text sounded much like the words, it seemed kind of forced
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Female 152
That was pretty funny, surprisingly.
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Male 80
It`s a children show. -5 or something, how can you judge something like that with your pseude adult brainds.
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Female 22
that was actually kinda funny....and it sounded like they were saying it, too *and yes, i know that was the point of the video*, but for some reason, i find that very funny.
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Female 1,470
LMFAO
omg
LOL
Its so sad its funny
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Male 3,431
The real translation was "Chocolate Rain". It`s hard to tell because they are singing in pig latin.
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Male 169
wow
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Female 122
oh dear.
I hope that wasn`t supposed to be funny.
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Male 205
Yeah, RecycleElf, I agree. A catchier and better song would be so much better.
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Male 3,619
not even a good song...
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Male 205
"It`s a Belgian TV show. Not Dutch. Dutch people would never make a crappy show like that."

It`s being broadcast in the Netherlands too, you know, so I guess people over there like it too. I`m Belgian, but I don`t like it either but that doesn`t mean you have to call it crap. It`s for kids, not for you or me.


The "phonetic translation" is pretty far off I must say.

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Male 567
Wow, vond ik dat grappig… er iets verkeerd met me zijn?
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Male 48
reminds me of lazytown
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Male 33
What did I just watch?
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Male 167
Was this used in the Colin Mochrie v Jesus H Christ animation? Or is it another one from the same show? Either way it did the same thing without swearing... I think... ANDREW KEPPLE = GOD
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Male 1,623
I loled.
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Male 1,142
that was awesome. i have a strange urge to email that to my grandmother.
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Female 78
I don`t think the original lyrics are much better than the English version ;)
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Male 210
Is that even real?
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Male 3
This is just Quackers.
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Male 415
Someone ought to link this to Studio 100, let`s see what Gertje would say about this :D

And I agree with Djeniek, you`ve got to be a bit of a sick mind to make this.

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Male 916
It`s Studio 100 crap. Definitely Belgian.
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Male 194
That show is awesome and I request links to clips
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Male 695
It`s a Belgian TV show. Not Dutch. Dutch people would never make a crappy show like that.
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Male 27
i wouldentt even try to guess... or my head would explode ^^
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Male 210
"Er zit een gat in mijn dak"
means
"There is a hole in my roof!"

I wonder how is the sick mind behinde this idea?

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Male 869
I liked it...Bork,Bork,Bork!


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Female 2,084
i dunno if it`s the lack of sleep or the lack of food. or maybe that was kinda funny. but that actually made me laugh.
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Male 10,115
Link: Fart in the Duck [Rate Link] - Phonetic translation of a Belgian kid show song. Warning: adult language.
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