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Category: Funny
Date: 08/14/07 02:04 AM

37 Responses to Duct Tape Bandit

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 13, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    Link: Duct Tape Bandit - You got the wrong man!
  2. Profile photo of voyaging
    voyaging Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Some people are weird.
  3. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:13 am
    Well, it`s the weird people that keeps buddy in business, and us watching IAB, no?

    Duct tape bandit. Odd choice for a mask.

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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:14 am
    What a dumbass! I would love to just rip this poo off of his face.....

    Say goodbye to your eyebrows....lips...moustache..

  5. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Now we post advertisements?
  6. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:33 am
    egh... whatevers.... sometimes, I think buddy just chosses what he posts randomly....
  7. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 3:15 am
    "Do I look like the duct tape bandit, baby?"
  8. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 3:16 am
    Ouchhh. Ripping it off would kill. I don`t even like pulling bandaids off.
  9. Profile photo of X6xKoRnx7X
    X6xKoRnx7X Female 18-29
    111 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 3:18 am
    what an idiot!
  10. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 3:35 am
    Lol! random Cornholio reference in there too!
  11. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 4:01 am
    10 points for originality.
  12. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 4:41 am
    That is an intelligent man.
  13. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
    140 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 5:07 am
    Anyone else think he was drunk?
  14. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 5:17 am
    the cornholio addition to the story makes it so much better.
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    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 5:25 am
    What a nutjob!
    If he was walking around my home-town like that, he`d get more jip than the emo`s and sceneo`s.
  16. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 7:10 am
    "Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

    Hmmm....actually, yeah. You totally look like the Duct Tape Bandit, you nutsack.

  17. Profile photo of westlmartin
    westlmartin Male 13-17
    7 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 8:11 am
    omg! thats my local news channel..Hometown pride right there
  18. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 9:58 am
    LOL... Cornholio with duct tape, priceless.
  19. Profile photo of helion
    helion Male 18-29
    48 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 10:34 am
    "Loud one on one, (unintelligible), you know dis not me. Do da math, do da homework baby."

    God bless public school education

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    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 11:27 am
    my god he wishes he was black
  21. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 11:41 am
    haha what an idiot
  22. Profile photo of Queen_Jay
    Queen_Jay Female 18-29
    241 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Lmao!
    For a second there i thought he said "Do i make you horny baby?"
    What an idiot...
    and R_U_Kidding: you are hilarious!
  23. Profile photo of sockman32
    sockman32 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    Haha. I saw that on the news last night!
  24. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    Wonder what drugs he was doing before he went for it.
  25. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    that would make a great supervillain
  26. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    wat a dumbass y would u put any kind of tape of ur head? -_-
  27. Profile photo of Stormnnormn
    Stormnnormn Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    "I am Cornholio, Hehhehehe"

    Strange. Funny. Enough said.

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    wth. what an idiot.
    how can he even deny it.
    it`s not like they found him hours later with no duct tape on him. he was arrested on the spot.
  29. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    CORNHOLIO!
  30. Profile photo of Eva_unit01
    Eva_unit01 Male 13-17
    114 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I applaud him for his creativity, yet I want to beat him down for being stupid.
  31. Profile photo of pyre
    pyre Male 18-29
    449 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    haha!
  32. Profile photo of Declan191919
    Declan191919 Male 13-17
    1275 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    Man that guy needs help
  33. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 12:33 am
    Oh my dear goodness. I wish there were Darwin awards for criminals. Especially since he`s saying "It`s not me" in the stupidest way possible, even when the police pulled the frigging duct tape OFF!
  34. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 1:21 am
    omgwtf it wuznt meh u dumbazz lol !!1 one semicolon parentheses!

    Glad he can prove it.

  35. Profile photo of sheerz
    sheerz Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 6:50 am
    and thats the story of why they made the balaclava (and anti depressants)
  36. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 11:30 am
    Hahahahahaha! Just throw stuff at him and laugh.
  37. Profile photo of Spiffy17
    Spiffy17 Male 13-17
    127 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    Why could he be charged for 20-to life in prison for TWO ROLLS OF CHANGE.

    Oh, it must be the duct tape.

    Because you know...people who have duct tape wrapped around their face kill.

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