Duct Tape Bandit

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/9129056.html

You got the wrong man!
There are 37 comments:
Male 127
Why could he be charged for 20-to life in prison for TWO ROLLS OF CHANGE.

Oh, it must be the duct tape.

Because you know...people who have duct tape wrapped around their face kill.

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Male 876
Hahahahahaha! Just throw stuff at him and laugh.
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Male 18
and thats the story of why they made the balaclava (and anti depressants)
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Male 593
omgwtf it wuznt meh u dumbazz lol !!1 one semicolon parentheses!

Glad he can prove it.

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Female 761
Oh my dear goodness. I wish there were Darwin awards for criminals. Especially since he`s saying "It`s not me" in the stupidest way possible, even when the police pulled the frigging duct tape OFF!
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Male 1,275
Man that guy needs help
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Male 449
haha!
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Male 114
I applaud him for his creativity, yet I want to beat him down for being stupid.
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Male 341
CORNHOLIO!
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Female 2,084
wth. what an idiot.
how can he even deny it.
it`s not like they found him hours later with no duct tape on him. he was arrested on the spot.
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Male 68
"I am Cornholio, Hehhehehe"

Strange. Funny. Enough said.

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Female 63
wat a dumbass y would u put any kind of tape of ur head? -_-
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Male 623
that would make a great supervillain
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Male 1,406
Wonder what drugs he was doing before he went for it.
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Female 17
Haha. I saw that on the news last night!
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Female 241
Lmao!
For a second there i thought he said "Do i make you horny baby?"
What an idiot...
and R_U_Kidding: you are hilarious!
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Male 1,364
haha what an idiot
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Male 210
my god he wishes he was black
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Male 48
"Loud one on one, (unintelligible), you know dis not me. Do da math, do da homework baby."

God bless public school education

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Male 1,882
LOL... Cornholio with duct tape, priceless.
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Male 7
omg! thats my local news channel..Hometown pride right there
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Male 4,246
"Do I look like the duct tape bandit to you?"

Hmmm....actually, yeah. You totally look like the Duct Tape Bandit, you nutsack.

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Female 264
What a nutjob!
If he was walking around my home-town like that, he`d get more jip than the emo`s and sceneo`s.
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Male 349
the cornholio addition to the story makes it so much better.
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Male 140
Anyone else think he was drunk?
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Male 2,616
That is an intelligent man.
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Male 147
10 points for originality.
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Male 994
Lol! random Cornholio reference in there too!
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Female 111
what an idiot!
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Female 274
Ouchhh. Ripping it off would kill. I don`t even like pulling bandaids off.
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Female 122
"Do I look like the duct tape bandit, baby?"
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Female 182
egh... whatevers.... sometimes, I think buddy just chosses what he posts randomly....
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Male 410
Now we post advertisements?
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Female 3,727
What a dumbass! I would love to just rip this poo off of his face.....

Say goodbye to your eyebrows....lips...moustache..

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Male 4,012
Well, it`s the weird people that keeps buddy in business, and us watching IAB, no?

Duct tape bandit. Odd choice for a mask.

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Male 6
Some people are weird.
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Male 10,115
Link: Duct Tape Bandit [Rate Link] - You got the wrong man!
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