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Date: 08/16/07 02:28 AM

95 Responses to Dating Video Losers

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    Link: Dating Video Losers - I don`t think these guys are going to get many dates.
  2. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Bring on the fail!

    At least they tried... right?

    ...... right?!

  3. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    August 15, 2007 at 9:24 pm
    Are you kidding? Women are suckers for nerdy guys!
  4. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Poor guys...
  5. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:39 am
    w0ah! Getting hot in here...
  6. Profile photo of mitizzy
    mitizzy Male 18-29
    53 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:41 am
    BORAT!!
  7. Profile photo of SibylSea-Cow
    SibylSea-Cow Female 13-17
    155 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:44 am
    I`d prefer if Jeff didn`t look at the camera
  8. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:44 am
    "Call me BBQ dude!"
    lol

    "Sit down plz.
    BOOM!"
    HAHAHAH

    Some of them I felt sorry for, but that was funny.

  9. Profile photo of EvilSock737
    EvilSock737 Female 13-17
    442 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Aww... I feel bad for them. It`s sad to see sad beings that are barely human trying to get something that they`ll probably never have...

    No offense to them.

  10. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:49 am
    For some weird reason, the bald guy with the glasses reminded me of Mr. Rogers...only a lot less awesome.
  11. Profile photo of Go-Jane
    Go-Jane Female 18-29
    3 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:55 am
    omg...they all look like pedophiles =p
  12. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:57 am
    Barbecue Lou is awesome! Jeff, on the other hand, was creeptastic! This is why you should be careful what you sign on for, especially nowdays.
  13. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:00 am
    Why does Husam sound like Borat?
  14. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:02 am
    "look into the camera" LMAO XD
  15. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:18 am
    OMG!!! LMAO AT 16 sec!!! LOL!!!
  16. Profile photo of redflare
    redflare Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:19 am
    That Barbecue dude looks like the nVidia Mechanic dude in the game mechanic demo!

    OMGZoRz we has found him!

  17. Profile photo of helion
    helion Male 18-29
    48 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:20 am
    Run BBQ ribs, run.
  18. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:25 am
    Fake. I recognize some of the comedians.
  19. Profile photo of great_blaise
    great_blaise Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:32 am
    Kai looks like ZZtop!!! srry if I didn`t spell it right I`m not really a fan of her. I just kiding I know it`s a guy! SHEESH!
  20. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:45 am
    "um i like wrestling?"
    "you know i only need one you" *looks down in shame*

    ROFLMAONADE and other such abbreviations

    there was nothing really wrong with husam. he was turkish if you were wondering why he sounded like borat

  21. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:49 am
    that guy sounded like Borat.
    Thats the only reason girls would wanna date him
  22. Profile photo of Deadman3215
    Deadman3215 Male 18-29
    536 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:52 am
    "Ya know, I only need 1 you!" *Hangs Head*
  23. Profile photo of lohphat
    lohphat Male 40-49
    63 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:57 am
    As opposed to the overweight blond chicks with too much eyeliner and saving themselves for Jesus.

    Keep waiting honey, that`s the only man you`re ever going to get close to.

  24. Profile photo of loljessifa
    loljessifa Female 18-29
    264 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 4:45 am
    "Wooh!
    I got a little sweat in my eye, it`s burning!"

    Seriously. Who would haha!

  25. Profile photo of rychlee
    rychlee Female 18-29
    49 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 5:07 am
    i liked that barbaque fella. hehe he would be funny... jeff however... fritened me to physical sickness... a face only a mother could love :(
    sorry.. but hes scary.
  26. Profile photo of salem33466
    salem33466 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 5:12 am
    ew thank god i do not look like any of those god forsaken people
  27. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 5:15 am
    "...get my groove on..."
    "I`ve never done this before wooh!"
    "I don`t need to date everything that moves" <- no, please don`t.

    This made me laugh, cry and shudder all at once.

  28. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 5:27 am
    "um i like wrestling?"
    "you know i only need one you" *looks down in shame*

    ROFLMAONADE and other such abbreviations

    there was nothing really wrong with husam. he was turkish if you were wondering why he sounded like borat

  29. Profile photo of faldorchat
    faldorchat Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 6:05 am
    lmfao @ jeff castle "(jeff) im jeff castle. (lady) into the camera. (jeff) IM JEFF CASTLE."
  30. Profile photo of faldorchat
    faldorchat Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 6:06 am
    Husam sounds like he is saying some crook
  31. Profile photo of lonelysoldr
    lonelysoldr Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 16, 2007 at 6:57 am
    Lol!! I like a woman with a "wild side".. I mean...err Open minded..
    hee hee :-p
  32. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 7:01 am
    ``i want a woman who can...just get down and BOWL!``

    lmfao >.<

  33. Profile photo of gnctrkcll
    gnctrkcll Female 18-29
    82 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 7:01 am
    Husam was just a Turkish guy with a lousy accent :p that`s why he sounds like Borat. I know that cuz I`m from Turkey.
  34. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:19 am
    Seen before... hesitate at saying it`s a repost unless it`s not... either way it`s old... meh
  35. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:26 am
    awww
    look at the cute nerdy loveless people!
  36. Profile photo of PrZn
    PrZn Male 13-17
    81 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:33 am
    "i like to dance..get the groove on. that`s kind of my life."
  37. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 10:14 am
    David looks like that guy who sells furniture using a creepy voice.
  38. Profile photo of adamtastic
    adamtastic Male 18-29
    66 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 10:41 am
    that is so fake, you can tell they`re acting.
  39. Profile photo of kittenpants
    kittenpants Female 30-39
    124 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 10:46 am
    REPOST!
    Who could forget the "I want to watch you sleep" guy. *shudder*
  40. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 11:19 am
    Jeff was pretty scary.

    "Sometimes..I`d stay up late at night, and watch you sleep."

    Eep!

  41. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 11:36 am
    im pritty sure this is a repost
  42. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 11:50 am
    for some reason... it seems fake. maybe its just me.

    and also, for the 2 seconds it took to load this page, i desperately hoped that it would be the clark and michael live linxxx tape. sigh...

  43. Profile photo of arddunaid
    arddunaid Female 18-29
    97 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    I`m glad that it`s fake, because this depresses me. Lonely people are sad.
  44. Profile photo of monsthelion
    monsthelion Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    suddenly i don`t feel so bad about my self.. OH wait here comes the low self esteem back..crap..
  45. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    holy crap! Who else saw ZZ Top?!?
  46. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    Oh, God. Jeff!
  47. Profile photo of pureBoredom
    pureBoredom Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    so why aren`t all the women that feel sorry for these guys jumping to go on a date with them?
  48. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    "I`m a real steak and potatos kinda guy"


    Frank turned me on.

  49. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    David was rockin that `stache.
  50. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    haha at 15 sec...watch you while you sleep lmfao
  51. Profile photo of bigfatpig
    bigfatpig Male 18-29
    352 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    Lou: "call me barbecue lou", more like "you`re so fat you make me want rush to the... lou"!

    Jeff: "i like to watch wrestling" more like "I`m a closet gay and love muscular men to dominate me"

    Jim: `I`m really the autopilot from the film `Airplane!`"


  52. Profile photo of fifi29
    fifi29 Female 30-39
    22 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    I`m torn between David and Jeff ............... NOT! lol

    fake or real - it was funny

  53. Profile photo of sum41chck911
    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    rofl
    girl: "ok, Thank you"
    scary guy: "your, welcome :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    haha his smile was just disturbing...
  54. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    I`m not sure if it`s fair to call them losers, I mean, come on.

    I wouldn`t date Louie, but I`d be glad to have him as a neighbor. Jeff, on the other hand, should probably just go down and register himself as a sex offender now and save all the trouble of courts and jail.

  55. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    Bigfatpig : Jim: `I`m really the autopilot from the film `Airplane!`"

    Excellent, because he does, he really does.

  56. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    yeah it`s a repost from the atomfilms link a while ago
  57. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    I agree with BrainBits. This Louie could be a nice neighbor.
  58. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Lowered expectations!
  59. Profile photo of erss68
    erss68 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    I like bowling too!!
  60. Profile photo of RakeSlayer
    RakeSlayer Female 13-17
    87 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    "Get me an iceblock to shove in my pants or something!"

    lmao! How...romantic.

  61. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    "I`d like to stay up at night... and watch you sleep..."

    Greatest line EVER!

  62. Profile photo of wilkels04
    wilkels04 Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    Funny, but fake.
  63. Profile photo of boisenberry
    boisenberry Female 18-29
    62 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    i couldn`t watch the last 3/4, i felt too bad for those guys.
  64. Profile photo of Sharlott-66
    Sharlott-66 Female 13-17
    49 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    Id Date Louie :p
  65. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    i think this was a repost.
    or maybe i`ve seen it somewhere else.
    hmmm. either way. those guys are weird.
  66. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    lol david is like, from the 1950`s
  67. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    "ROFLMAONADE and other such abbreviations"? what does that mean? Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Nor A Dance Elephant?

    I agree with the previous people, louie would be a cool neighbour

  68. Profile photo of goldthorn
    goldthorn Female 13-17
    194 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Husam didn`t seem that bad to me. I feel bad for them... =[
  69. Profile photo of EstiloPanama
    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
    2074 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    Some of you are pretty harsh.
  70. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    I feel bad for these guys. This is probably the worst way to find a date. Beard guy and "Barbecue Lou" were my favorites. Cool guys, even though they weren`t very attractive.

    I did shudder at the "steak and potatoes" guy with a giant birthmark on his balding head. Yeesh.

  71. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    Side note, Jeff reminds me of a guy I know; it`s like looking into the future.
  72. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:32 pm
    Jeff looked ashamed...very ashamed...of himself...mainly his life.
  73. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    THEY FAIL!!! YAY!
  74. Profile photo of HoneyBaby62
    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    L!O!L

    This is terrible

  75. Profile photo of dameloth
    dameloth Male 18-29
    101 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    i can only hope for their sake that this is fake.
  76. Profile photo of rabbeseking
    rabbeseking Male 13-17
    152 posts
    August 16, 2007 at 11:30 pm
    "I`m a real stake and potatas kinda guy"


    SUPERULTRALOLLMAOROFLCOPTERLMFAO

  77. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 12:23 am
    "Ya know, I only need 1 you!" *and looks down* i dont get it can anyone explain?
  78. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 3:29 am
    How did my video get on this site? Damnit. I am so pissed. I`m never going back to that dating agency!
  79. Profile photo of soffee
    soffee Female 13-17
    115 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:03 am
    not real surely?
  80. Profile photo of PsychoPurple
    PsychoPurple Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    Heh-heh BBQ Louie ftw! Good guy. then theres Jeff... he wants to watch you sleep. Alot more like a police line up than a dating video XD
  81. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    David - we know you wear a wig and fake mustache... We know...
  82. Profile photo of wtfcharles
    wtfcharles Male 18-29
    105 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    that guy sounded like Borat.
    Thats the only reason girls would wanna date him

    He didn`t really sound like Borat. More like a turkish Inigo Montoya.

  83. Profile photo of Quinn57
    Quinn57 Female 40-49
    5 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    Jeebus, I could swear I know one of those men. SCARY.
  84. Profile photo of madmaxxx
    madmaxxx Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    This is to sadd for words, but jeff definetl takes the cake here..¨I only needy one you¨-looks down...I agree with someoneelse who said it would be better if he just DIDINT look at the camera at all...I wonder if they got any responses!?
  85. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    this is so fake.
  86. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 12:01 am
    if you acctually go on to the youtube page it tells u that the guys mom got them from her work
    Jeff does get the medal i hope hes married,GOD i hope he`s married
    and since this is a dating video from the 80s waddya expect `it was exceptable in the 80s, the eigh-tys`
  87. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    August 18, 2007 at 4:18 am
    Hott.
  88. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 7:57 am
    and somtimes *murmmer* i`d whatch you while you sleep *creepy stalker hunchinging murmer*
  89. Profile photo of 2D-Gorillaz
    2D-Gorillaz Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 19, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    pathetic
  90. Profile photo of nathorn
    nathorn Female 18-29
    50 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 5:43 am
    i love jeff. he`s hilarious... but i wouldn`t pay this dating agency to make me look like a freak!
  91. Profile photo of robbery525
    robbery525 Male 13-17
    329 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    id tap that
  92. Profile photo of LuckyToast
    LuckyToast Female 13-17
    27 posts
    August 20, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    Woohhhh Jeff Lol.
  93. Profile photo of johanna215
    johanna215 Female 18-29
    1 post
    August 21, 2007 at 11:42 am
    i like husam jeff is creepy as hell and looks like some guy in some show or movie he scares me^^
  94. Profile photo of flamingbambi
    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 7:05 am
    Husan and Louie were pretty cool xD

    Jeff is.......interesting.
    *shudder*

  95. Profile photo of peglegsam
    peglegsam Female 18-29
    95 posts
    September 17, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    AAHHH! AAAHHHH!
    ..Toootally creeped out but I would love to watch the entire show HAHA awesome.

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