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THAT THING WAS HUGE!I need to try that
What Would Posses Someone To Do That?
And all hte guys thinking it`d be cool to have a 20-30" penis... Erm... O.o
No thanks to the hemeraging from all the blood you`d need to power that weapon...
I wasn`t serious.
Actually, that`s an abnormal length. The average man doesn`t break more then four to five and a half inches erect. The thirteen and a half guy was found in the *early* twentieth century and was proven to have used enlargment pills and crap.
Chuck Norris doesn`t wear a condom; do you really think a flimsy piece of rubber would provide protection from Chuck Norris?
But if Chuck Norris did wear a condom, it would be one of those special ribbed ones; only he would wear it inside out. That way, Chuck Norris would get the pleasure.
my I.Q. dropped a little just then.
Just goes to show, some people should have experience before talking. >_>
omg what a relief it is to finally admit the truth.
Anyone else notice Killer Queen playing in the background?! It`s one of my favorite songs!
Fold it in half."
Anyway, they can get a lot bigger than that, just shove it in the microwave for a little while.
lol me and my friend used to recreate the hindenburg (sp?) with condoms...You fill it so much with an aerosol and fill the rest up with air and have it go near a flame. It makes a decent sized explsion.
And when i was a kid,i was on a boat and inflated a condom so big and threw it at a duck and watched it float down the river.
Meh, I just got up ;)
I`d love to fk you in the other cars reaction
Fold it in half.
And then it burst at the end... fantastic.