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Date: 08/08/07 02:08 AM

65 Responses to America`s War on Zombies

  1. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 6:49 pm
    Link: America`s War on Zombies - President Bush identifies a new threat.
  2. Profile photo of 7o0ninjas
    7o0ninjas Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Just Like Bush... (woo first comment lol)
  3. Profile photo of Arto_otrA
    Arto_otrA Male 18-29
    42 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:13 am
    saw this earlier pretty funny I might say
  4. Profile photo of catchthesun
    catchthesun Female 13-17
    28 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:14 am
    It`s completely true.
  5. Profile photo of Galol
    Galol Male 13-17
    80 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Heh heh, I thought that was sort of funny
  6. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:15 am
    The voices are a bit off... The person who edited should of taken a little more time making this. It was a little funny though xD
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    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:17 am
    that was funny but now were gonna have the "o no ebaumsworld" group show themselves again...
  8. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:21 am
    "o no ebaumsworld"

    I will be the first!

  9. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:26 am
    This is outstanding.
  10. Profile photo of deceptaconxx
    deceptaconxx Female 70 & Over
    23 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:45 am
    just think of blueberry, or strawberry. that way you`ll remember.

    okay ed.

    hahahaa
    i love it.

  11. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:51 am
    NO ebaums!!!

    But I don`t think we could just outrun zombies if they were real.

    Try outrunning people in a packed mall or convention and you`ll get what i`m getting at

  12. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:10 am
    Reminded me of that news story on here awhile ago about that disease or something that makes people like zombies.
  13. Profile photo of redflare
    redflare Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:46 am
    ROFL, funniest thingy yet.
  14. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Hahaha :-D
  15. Profile photo of HolyDiabl0
    HolyDiabl0 Male 18-29
    112 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:19 am
    Wow almost thought it was real.
  16. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 6:24 am
    Iv`a already prepared for the zombies. Don`t need bush`s money.
  17. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 6:24 am
    Uh quick question. Why is my account closed?
  18. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:37 am
    What`s funnier is some people on Ebaums thought it was real. I have to admit, the video did a great job blending things together.
  19. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:54 am
    is this fer real?
  20. Profile photo of tricky13
    tricky13 Female 18-29
    145 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:08 am
    thats funny,well put together

    is this for real? errr NO. jesus

  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:19 am
    ROFL. Good editing.

    Except for the sound, everything else was perfect. I was very much fooled early on until common sense kicked in (and until the reporter`s name came out wrong).

    Bravo, good job.

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    babidee Female 18-29
    195 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 10:54 am
    i wouldn`t be surprised if this did happen....lol jk....pretty good
  23. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:16 am
    Too long if you ask me, but it was pretty funny.
  24. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:42 am
    that was really funny, but I actually like Bush.

    Americans need to respect him, even if you don`t agree with some of the things he does, he`s still your president. It`s like your parents, you may not like some of their decisions, but you need to respect them because they OWN YOU. }-)

  25. Profile photo of Goldfishgal
    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:58 am
    Didn`t really think it was that funny.
  26. Profile photo of ryguy_too
    ryguy_too Male 13-17
    8 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    then there is something wrong with you
  27. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    For the FIrst time, I really agree with George. Zombies totally are a threat to the American People, specifically the Zombies that spend hours a day watching internet videos and posting comment about them...
  28. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    Looked fake?
  29. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    lol at 12gaugelove
  30. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    Bush doesn`t have a brain so he shouldn`t worry about zombies coming for him.
  31. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    no we dont need to respect bushes decisions because he`s a total incompetent moron. I would rather have any other presidential candidate in office right now besides bush. ugh i just dont understand how people who support bush think they are making a logical decision. it seriously makes no sense to any one else.
  32. Profile photo of Welly
    Welly Male 13-17
    29 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    Bush says there`s zombies out there? Hmm... must be true; k I`ll have my shotgun ready.
  33. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    wow someone played resident evil to much.
  34. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Yes, I too agree with Bush.
    The zombies are going to rise... in the heat of the moon.
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    millamopico Female 18-29
    122 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Bush does some good things
    on the other hand, sometimes he makes incredibly stupid decisions, but this is just to say
    his term is finally going to be up.
    :)
  36. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    I hunt zombies. Ill be prepared when for the scourge of mankind..
  37. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    xD that was funny.
  38. Profile photo of Lx2
    Lx2 Male 18-29
    99 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    Wow, stealing from eBaums world. That`s like pissing in an ocean of piss.
  39. Profile photo of X-Potatoe
    X-Potatoe Male 13-17
    376 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    O NOES ITZ BE EBAUMSWORLD!!1!!one!
    I actually think that was stupid. I didn`t even smile
  40. Profile photo of BurnBurn
    BurnBurn Male 18-29
    223 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    drat YOU BAUMAN GO TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  41. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    696 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    "o no ebaumsworld" :-P
    But seriously im not going to watch it because of that.
  42. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:29 pm
    Eh... Okay.
  43. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    It`s about time.

    Zombies are my worst enemy.

  44. Profile photo of monsthelion
    monsthelion Male 18-29
    97 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    zombz r comin..watch out george! but really i bet arnold would be a better pretzel than bush..
    and who says zombz walk slow.. u know maybe they even walk faster cause they won`t feel it when they`re tired `n stuff..
  45. Profile photo of IxL0V3xHIM
    IxL0V3xHIM Female 13-17
    13 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    you know, the funny thing is (in my opion) bush would be actually stupid enough to actually do this. That`s why I laughed, but hey: that`s just me *shrugs*
  46. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    12 Gaugelove said:
    "that was really funny, but I actually like Bush.
    Americans need to respect him, even if you don`t agree with some of the things he does, he`s still your president. It`s like your parents, you may not like some of their decisions, but you need to respect them because they OWN YOU."

    The non-nice individual doesn`t own me, i live in canada. screw bush.}-)

  47. Profile photo of mntsfam
    mntsfam Female 13-17
    197 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    he cant be serious...xD
  48. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:18 pm
    ya, ya you guess laugh about zombies now...just wait...
  49. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    lolol run zombies!!!!!
    is this real?
  50. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    that was really funny, but I actually like Bush.

    Americans need to respect him, even if you don`t agree with some of the things he does, he`s still your president. It`s like your parents, you may not like some of their decisions, but you need to respect them because they OWN YOU.

    -ehem-

    F**K YOU!

    I guess he has fooled some people

    I only respect those who deserve to be respected, and he doesn`t "OWN" me, because I didn`t vote for him. jackass

  51. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    oh and I don`t respect presidents who steal elections. don`t even deny it, all the un-official polls taken had a an average of 78% of voters against bush, and 87% non-voters
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    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
    103 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 9:29 pm
    I thought it was dandytastic.
    Especially since my best friend has an ongoing joke about zombies with her boyfriend....

    Amazingly hilarious.

  53. Profile photo of helion
    helion Male 18-29
    48 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    While sort of funny, this is unfair. Bush is plenty stupid enough without editing.

    ie. "You`re working hard to put food on your family"

  54. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 12:58 am
    Well done.
  55. Profile photo of e8792m
    e8792m Female 13-17
    38 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 4:24 am
    Why is he president?
  56. Profile photo of JeffHatesYou
    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 10:42 am
    I`d almost believe this is real
    ...
    ...
    Silly George :D
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    bdiddy307 Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 11:34 am
    This is stupid. What a waste of time.
  58. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 2:22 pm
    Haha at 1:35.
  59. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Nice editing. I didn`t really laugh out loud at this video but it was funny.

    I`m indifferent to Bush but it would be nice to read an unbiased, in-depth explanation of the things he may have screwed up on and why. My personal bubble has labeled current politics as "biased BS", so I haven`t really been keeping up with them.

  60. Profile photo of Stiletto
    Stiletto Male 18-29
    95 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    AAAAHAHAHA AHAAAAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA HE EDITED A BUSH SPEECH NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT BEFORE WOW HE SO FUNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!

    Goddamn retarded. Enough of this crap.

  61. Profile photo of Pen1s
    Pen1s Male 13-17
    97 posts
    August 9, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    o crap, he`s on to us!
  62. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    August 12, 2007 at 1:14 am
    Is this real?
  63. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    August 12, 2007 at 1:16 am
    Nevermind I just saw that it was dubbed.
  64. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    lmao but still funny i could almost believe he would say something like this
  65. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    and excellent question e8792m

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