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And some of these made sense, and were understandable. The washing machine and vending machine were good labels, many silly-a-teenager try a washing machine ride, and many, many people try to knock down the snack that gets stuck.
Kinky he must get off on alot of stuff
so ironing a lotto ticket isn`t as weird as you would imagine.
Well, not really. They say they didn`t vote for him. You don`t really vote for a company president.
Those lotto tickets, like a lot of ink-less reciepts, use laser/heat to print. Applying heat makes the paper go black on one side.
Therefore, winning lotto ticket + extreme heat from an iron = completely black (and useless) piece of paper. Whoever took the picture is just ignorant to that.
but really who`s stupid enough to hold the wrong end of a chainsaw? and if that label wasnt on there and they purposely held the wrong end of a chainsaw could they sue the manufacturers?
Screwdriver warning is fake. In addition to a functioning brain and eyes I have a screwdriver set that is identical to that one minus the fake phrase. Ipod one is a joke unless you`re brain dead. Clothing one is real but out of context. Phone one is a mistranslation. Scooter one is stupid, although the second phrase is reasonable. The one with a poison warning is amusing but possibly useful for people with a basic understanding of English if they can understand at least that sentence. Dog medication one is amusing and either a misunderstanding or just used for the first sentence. It would also be useful if someone were to take their dog`s medication.
Hahahaha. Why the hell would someone even try to do that?
#1 Using the word "stupidest"!!!!!
Honestly people, is grammar really THAT hard???
ITS AAAAAAAAAAAAA SUPPPPPPPER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOG GO SUPER DOG GO
Oh, and mluther, I use a knife to open any box, no matter how precious the cargo.
No sh*t, Sherlock. :-|
The vending machine one isn`t stupid! People can actually be killed from that.
:-O DON`T eat your i-pod?! But...but...the headphones looked like spaghetti!
someone must have done this beforeso that they had to put it in therebut just thinking about itwhy would ANYONE do that!?xD
i know right? :P
or something along those lines.
Because there are just some hopelessly stupid people out there.
hahahahaha I guess you guys need more instructions eh?
"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)
THAT IS PRICELESS!!!!
"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)
Oh I`ll rock that damn thing if it steals my food! BAD VENDING MACHINE! BAD!
For all the rest...."DUH"
This guy tried to scratch his nose with his drill but he held the button too hard and he ripped through his face. he sued the company cause it didn`t say not to put it against your face.
oh my gosh i didn`t know that! i should warn everybody!
It really does happen people get killed.
But do not hold the wrong side of a chainsaw was classic!
But you know, I have this gut feeling some idiot somewhere *will* do those stupid things.
For isntance, that `do not put any person in this washer`, I can just imagine an idiot recording himself being spun in the washer. With the warning labels, I guess the company can avoid any lawsuits, no?
That`s f*cking awesome!