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Date: 07/05/07 03:20 AM

106 Responses to Worst Playground Toys Ever

  1. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:11 am
    Link: Worst Playground Toys Ever - What were they thinking?
  2. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Whats with you and elephants?
  3. Profile photo of sora280
    sora280 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Omg thats sick xD
  4. Profile photo of elroy72
    elroy72 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:23 am
    sora = not first :P and... wtf??
  5. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:24 am
    twisted pervert!!!
  6. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:25 am
    eh, i have seen better ones. but these are pretty funny.
  7. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    o.0 Ew...
  8. Profile photo of LyssaRoxSox
    LyssaRoxSox Female 18-29
    70 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    wtf with that sign?
  9. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    i had seen them all but the monkey one, who the f*ck designed theese things ?
  10. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:39 am
    How does no one even notice things like that during construction. Probably intentional the entire time, haha
  11. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:44 am
    ... that last one frightens me
  12. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:46 am
    wow....
  13. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:46 am
    What the heck?
  14. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:55 am
    You wanna talk bad playground toys? Try Lawn Darts. Get this, back in the old days they actually use to hand kids oversized darts with big metal spikes on the end and encouraged them to run around in the yard and throw them at targets. Obviously this lead to a lot of childhood injuries and the occasional death involving big metal spikes.
  15. Profile photo of sweet_sorrow
    sweet_sorrow Female 13-17
    123 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:59 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA monkey!
  16. Profile photo of luvinangel03
    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:01 am
    ^^^ I still own a pair of those lawn darts that you were just talking about. They`re illegal now because of the fact they have a huge metal spikes at the end, but when they`re used by adults who understand the threat, and understand how they`re supposed to be used it`s not that big of a deal.

    what about horseshoes? How is throwing heavy iron around the yard any less dangerous? Granted it`s not pointed, but it weighs a hell of a lot more!

  17. Profile photo of luvinangel03
    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:02 am
    ... and lawn darts was just a warm up to archery :)
  18. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:04 am
    S_J_W -- you really need to watch this lmfao.

    http://www.elvirakurt.com/quicktime/quic...

  19. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:15 am
    Haha i liked the sign one, sex is a game come on!
  20. Profile photo of LovexChelsey
    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:27 am
    They weren`t.
  21. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:35 am
    I bet Japaneese made them
  22. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:40 am
    When I was younger, my brother had a toy Tonka truck that was all metal. He was about 2 or 3, and threw the truck in the air. It ended up coming down on his head. He ended up having to get stitches
  23. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:42 am
    aww only 3
  24. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:43 am
    ellbell - FUNNY video! Who is that comedian? She is a riot!
  25. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:14 am
    Great video ellbell. My point exactly. I was born in ’82 but my dad was the kind of guy who grew up with dangerous toys. Lawn Darts were already on the way out before they were outlawed in ’88 but I still got an air rifle for my 12th birthday (along with a lengthy safety lecture). It wasn’t an air pump gun either. It used highly pressurized CO2. It was the kind that could really break the skin (with its copper BB and lead pellet ammo) and potentially cause real serious injuries if you were careless. And you know what? I never injured myself once. In fact, it let me grow up with a healthy respect for firearms. I quickly realized that you should never “play” with something like that and that you should never point a gun (loaded or unloaded) as something unless you intend to destroy it. Bring back the dangerous toys damn it! My jungle gyms weren’t rounded preformed plastic on foam mats! They were metal bars with exposed welding on hard black rubber mats
  26. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:19 am
    bvhahahaaha! that was funny
  27. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:26 am
    eeew.
  28. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:58 am
    lolololol
  29. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:03 am
    O.O ...was that a giant monkey vagina?
  30. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:14 am
    Wtf
  31. Profile photo of AlixWIN
    AlixWIN Male 18-29
    54 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:16 am
    I laughed at the elephant. The monkey thing just halted my laughter. And I literally said out loud "Oh GOD"
  32. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:24 am
    I had to look at the monkey a second time to see its legs are straddling whatever the hell it`s sitting on. Then I "got it."
  33. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:36 am
    What...the...HELL!?!
    Dear god, the children wouldn`t notice, but imagine how the parents reacted! o_O
  34. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:39 am
    I flinched when I saw the elephant.
  35. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:21 am
    The monkey one was at my old school
    s funfair :O
  36. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:50 am
    the sign where they have the guy f*cking the other guy i think i know what they are meant to be, i think it means like where you grab somebody`s legs and they walk on their hands, kinda like a wheel barrow except, wheelbarrows don`t walk on their hands, because i guess they dont have any
  37. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:01 am
    hahaha rofl that made me laff
  38. Profile photo of Gagala
    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:55 am
    Oh. My. God. I didn`t know that people could take drugs that would send them on a permanent time warp to (I`m guessing) a sexually repressed place in the 1950s. Those poor children. It`d almost be better to be abducted by aliens.
  39. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:07 am
    Yes its a wheel barrow race is common in primary schools in the UK at sports day
  40. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:19 am
    No wonder why kids are turning into the teenagers we know
  41. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:20 am
    WOW LOL look at the monkey :P
  42. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:24 am
    wow the monkry was scary
  43. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:24 am
    monkey*
  44. Profile photo of Sporks
    Sporks Female 13-17
    94 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:27 am
    0.o wtf?
  45. Profile photo of happyblufrog
    happyblufrog Female 30-39
    3 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:41 am
    Hey luvinangel03,
    I know what u mean. My daughter got hit with a horseshoe. Those r dangerous!
  46. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:54 am
    "What the hell were they thinking?"

    THey weren`t.

  47. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:57 am
    that monkey has the biggest vajayjay in history.
  48. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:06 am
    xD that was kinda funny
  49. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:55 am
    haha! i actually lol`d.

    `WOW LOL look at the monkey` oh yeah, fancy that.

  50. Profile photo of currybandit
    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:57 am
    HA!!!!...
    THAT MONKEYS GOT A VADGE!!
  51. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:18 am
    That elephant reminds me of Ace Ventura 2 when Ace climbs out the back end of the fake rhino with the family watching....and that monkey should see a doctor about that condition =P
  52. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:21 am
    lol poor kids
  53. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:34 am
    oh my
  54. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:36 am
    Are these Michael Jackson`s toys???
  55. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:56 am
    my sis don`t get the monkey one B-|
  56. Profile photo of dodoca
    dodoca Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    Meh remember sky dancers if you weren`t care full those things hurt especially when my sisters sky dancer got me in the eye i had a lacerated cornia it gave the illusion of HOLY CRAP IT`S CHASING ME!!!!!!!!!
  57. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    Haha
  58. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:19 pm
    .......okay this is odd especially because we had the monkey on at the kids day at the park ROTC helped run, The kids didn`t notice anything and all the cadets and parents where rolling on the ground laughing.
  59. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Lmaaaaaao x]] I can think of a few male friends who would be perverted and stick it into that monkey.
  60. Profile photo of ninmatic
    ninmatic Male 13-17
    74 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    ummm penis? thanks for the nightmares
  61. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Looks like the elephant sat on the drain =P
  62. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    They were either thinking..
    A) Haha! This would be funny!
    B) YOU`RE the one that noticed this..
    ..can you really go into the elephant?!?! ::turns eight again::
  63. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    Ignant people makin` dumb a/ss crap for kids ...

    OH my goodness! Was thinking out loud?? nope

  64. Profile photo of Tegeno
    Tegeno Male 13-17
    1066 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    LMAONAISE!!!!
  65. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    huh? weird...
  66. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    I USED TO BATTLE WITH MY FRIENDS WITH BOWS AND ARROWS. WE JUST PADDED THE `POINT` WITH RAGS REALLY GOOD. AND TRIED TO SHOOT EACH OTHER. IT WAS AWESOME!!! NOW WE GO PAINTBALLIN`!!!
  67. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    oh wow. haha. those are pretty gross. but i wonder what that sign is actually supposed to be showing.
  68. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    lol at the first one.
  69. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    ...pedophiles.
  70. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    Ha. Haha. Hahaha. <to the first two. The third one... idk.
  71. Profile photo of zep fan
    zep fan Female 18-29
    492 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    Haha, those are pretty good. I`ve seen worse, though.. can`t remember the website. :-P
  72. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    The bounce castle reminds me of `Phoenix Nights`.

    Anyone else think that?

  73. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    No.
  74. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    ºoº Those can`t be real...LOL
  75. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    wow.. just wow.
  76. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    Oh Yeah--Wheel barrow races.
  77. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:23 pm
    And then there`s the AIRZOOKA which was tons of fun (to scare pets). It would send a small wave of air across up to 25 feet. Sadly they aren`t sold in stores anymore because some kids thought it would be fun to blow out each others` ear drums with it.
  78. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    first one is shopped.
  79. Profile photo of PurplePimp
    PurplePimp Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:35 pm
    what....the...hell....????
  80. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    o.o scary
  81. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    i dont get the 2nd and 3rd one

    mostly i dont get the 3rd one

  82. Profile photo of The_Tracks
    The_Tracks Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:28 pm
    Well, at least the kids who play on them don`t understand it, or at least they shouldn`t.
  83. Profile photo of plzmarryme
    plzmarryme Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    I scored 893,387 in this game.
  84. Profile photo of Shadeszilla
    Shadeszilla Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    I`ve seen a ride at a fair that the monkey one reminds me of...
  85. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    What... the... fuc k!!!

    The designers need to get shot. How did they think that was a good idea? Or were they signing out of the design business, and this was thier revenge?

  86. Profile photo of rubored
    rubored Male 18-29
    165 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:32 am
    Can easily tell they are shopped.
  87. Profile photo of M3chan1caL
    M3chan1caL Male 18-29
    178 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 8:54 am
    metter
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    896 Posts Thursday, July 05, 2007 4:35:31 AM
    I bet Japaneese made them

    dude, screw you. the Japaneses are way smarter than you`ll ever be. if you must say some asian country made then atleast say china

  88. Profile photo of nessaculnamo
    nessaculnamo Female 18-29
    120 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
    You`ve gotta be kidding me.... people are sick!
  89. Profile photo of driftalways
    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    I`m pretty sure that`s a wheelbarrow thing, just really sexually drawn.
  90. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    i agree with LBlues
  91. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    i think the sighn is saying play wheelbarroe or somthing like that....but even so XD
  92. Profile photo of Gagala
    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Okay, I`m adding a second comment because that monkey picture kept me up, very disturbed, last night. What`s the general consensus? Is it a huge vajayjay, a big ripe buttcrack, or an enormous peepee slit? I don`t really want to know, but it`s stuck in my addled mind now. Help. Someone get it out.
  93. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 7:43 pm
    wooow thats grossss
  94. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    how sexual... but ew??!
  95. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    lol, thats good
  96. Profile photo of wacko123
    wacko123 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    the monkey one was messed up
  97. Profile photo of IceErines
    IceErines Female 18-29
    120 posts
    July 7, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    There is no way I would slide my children out of an elephant`s ass.

    That was too funny.

    The other two were kind of shocking to me.

    LOL- jetmark...I have an obsession with the term Va Jay Jay (I have no idea why honestly) and that`s the first thing that popped in my head.

  98. Profile photo of cookii
    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    eurgh. that monkey was disturbing. those kids will have disturbed futures
  99. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    I know some people who would get off on those.
  100. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    How did they get made? ROFL!!
  101. Profile photo of Alexluvsyou
    Alexluvsyou Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 12, 2007 at 10:42 pm
    These all made me lol!
  102. Profile photo of darkness261
    darkness261 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
    uh oh the elephant is gonna have child poo in the minute.
  103. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 8:36 pm

    they show kids stuff like that?! :-O wat has the world come to?!
  104. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    August 14, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    they show kids stuff like that?! :-o
  105. Profile photo of girlygir92
    girlygir92 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 29, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    OMG, that was SO wrong...
  106. Profile photo of MRX_II
    MRX_II Male 18-29
    8 posts
    March 24, 2008 at 11:25 am
    Umm... No good.
    Lmao at second pic.

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