Worst Playground Toys Ever

Submitted by: xScalawag 10 years ago in Funny

What were they thinking?
There are 106 comments:
Male 8
Umm... No good.
Lmao at second pic.
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Female 36
OMG, that was SO wrong...
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Female 63
they show kids stuff like that?! :-o
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Female 63

they show kids stuff like that?! :-O wat has the world come to?!
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Male 53
uh oh the elephant is gonna have child poo in the minute.
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Female 12
These all made me lol!
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Female 217
How did they get made? ROFL!!
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Male 276
I know some people who would get off on those.
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Female 1,297
eurgh. that monkey was disturbing. those kids will have disturbed futures
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Female 120
There is no way I would slide my children out of an elephant`s ass.

That was too funny.

The other two were kind of shocking to me.

LOL- jetmark...I have an obsession with the term Va Jay Jay (I have no idea why honestly) and that`s the first thing that popped in my head.

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Male 3
the monkey one was messed up
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Female 299
lol, thats good
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Female 681
how sexual... but ew??!
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Female 655
wooow thats grossss
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Female 76
Okay, I`m adding a second comment because that monkey picture kept me up, very disturbed, last night. What`s the general consensus? Is it a huge vajayjay, a big ripe buttcrack, or an enormous peepee slit? I don`t really want to know, but it`s stuck in my addled mind now. Help. Someone get it out.
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Male 459
i think the sighn is saying play wheelbarroe or somthing like that....but even so XD
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Male 1,485
i agree with LBlues
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Female 88
I`m pretty sure that`s a wheelbarrow thing, just really sexually drawn.
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Female 120
You`ve gotta be kidding me.... people are sick!
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Male 178
metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
896 Posts Thursday, July 05, 2007 4:35:31 AM
I bet Japaneese made them

dude, screw you. the Japaneses are way smarter than you`ll ever be. if you must say some asian country made then atleast say china

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Male 165
Can easily tell they are shopped.
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Male 425
What... the... fuc k!!!

The designers need to get shot. How did they think that was a good idea? Or were they signing out of the design business, and this was thier revenge?

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Male 40
I`ve seen a ride at a fair that the monkey one reminds me of...
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Male 15
I scored 893,387 in this game.
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Male 3
Well, at least the kids who play on them don`t understand it, or at least they shouldn`t.
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Female 224
i dont get the 2nd and 3rd one

mostly i dont get the 3rd one

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Female 2,695
o.o scary
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Male 41
what....the...hell....????
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Male 332
first one is shopped.
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Male 372
And then there`s the AIRZOOKA which was tons of fun (to scare pets). It would send a small wave of air across up to 25 feet. Sadly they aren`t sold in stores anymore because some kids thought it would be fun to blow out each others` ear drums with it.
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Female 913
Oh Yeah--Wheel barrow races.
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Female 1,065
wow.. just wow.
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Female 1,407
ºoº Those can`t be real...LOL
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Female 795
No.
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Male 610
The bounce castle reminds me of `Phoenix Nights`.

Anyone else think that?

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Female 492
Haha, those are pretty good. I`ve seen worse, though.. can`t remember the website. :-P
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Female 175
Ha. Haha. Hahaha. <to the first two. The third one... idk.
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Male 629
...pedophiles.
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Female 416
lol at the first one.
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Female 2,084
oh wow. haha. those are pretty gross. but i wonder what that sign is actually supposed to be showing.
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Male 2,781
I USED TO BATTLE WITH MY FRIENDS WITH BOWS AND ARROWS. WE JUST PADDED THE `POINT` WITH RAGS REALLY GOOD. AND TRIED TO SHOOT EACH OTHER. IT WAS AWESOME!!! NOW WE GO PAINTBALLIN`!!!
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Male 315
huh? weird...
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Male 1,066
LMAONAISE!!!!
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Female 1,832
Ignant people makin` dumb a/ss crap for kids ...

OH my goodness! Was thinking out loud?? nope

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Female 2,552
They were either thinking..
A) Haha! This would be funny!
B) YOU`RE the one that noticed this..
..can you really go into the elephant?!?! ::turns eight again::
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Male 869
Looks like the elephant sat on the drain =P
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Male 74
ummm penis? thanks for the nightmares
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Female 815
Lmaaaaaao x]] I can think of a few male friends who would be perverted and stick it into that monkey.
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Male 284
.......okay this is odd especially because we had the monkey on at the kids day at the park ROTC helped run, The kids didn`t notice anything and all the cadets and parents where rolling on the ground laughing.
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Male 693
Haha
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Male 62
Meh remember sky dancers if you weren`t care full those things hurt especially when my sisters sky dancer got me in the eye i had a lacerated cornia it gave the illusion of HOLY CRAP IT`S CHASING ME!!!!!!!!!
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Male 107
my sis don`t get the monkey one B-|
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Female 74
Are these Michael Jackson`s toys???
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Male 740
oh my
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Female 525
lol poor kids
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Male 869
That elephant reminds me of Ace Ventura 2 when Ace climbs out the back end of the fake rhino with the family watching....and that monkey should see a doctor about that condition =P
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Male 208
HA!!!!...
THAT MONKEYS GOT A VADGE!!
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Male 773
haha! i actually lol`d.

`WOW LOL look at the monkey` oh yeah, fancy that.

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Female 129
xD that was kinda funny
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Male 1,024
that monkey has the biggest vajayjay in history.
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Male 4,012
"What the hell were they thinking?"

THey weren`t.

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Female 3
Hey luvinangel03,
I know what u mean. My daughter got hit with a horseshoe. Those r dangerous!
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Female 94
0.o wtf?
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Female 576
monkey*
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Female 576
wow the monkry was scary
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Female 1,470
WOW LOL look at the monkey :P
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Female 99
No wonder why kids are turning into the teenagers we know
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Male 1,072
Yes its a wheel barrow race is common in primary schools in the UK at sports day
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Female 76
Oh. My. God. I didn`t know that people could take drugs that would send them on a permanent time warp to (I`m guessing) a sexually repressed place in the 1950s. Those poor children. It`d almost be better to be abducted by aliens.
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Male 521
hahaha rofl that made me laff
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Male 298
the sign where they have the guy f*cking the other guy i think i know what they are meant to be, i think it means like where you grab somebody`s legs and they walk on their hands, kinda like a wheel barrow except, wheelbarrows don`t walk on their hands, because i guess they dont have any
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Male 260
The monkey one was at my old school
s funfair :O
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Female 274
I flinched when I saw the elephant.
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Female 1,002
What...the...HELL!?!
Dear god, the children wouldn`t notice, but imagine how the parents reacted! o_O
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Female 1,496
I had to look at the monkey a second time to see its legs are straddling whatever the hell it`s sitting on. Then I "got it."
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Male 54
I laughed at the elephant. The monkey thing just halted my laughter. And I literally said out loud "Oh GOD"
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Male 159
Wtf
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Female 1,395
O.O ...was that a giant monkey vagina?
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Male 2,567
lolololol
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Male 400
eeew.
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Male 2,004
bvhahahaaha! that was funny
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Male 1,465
Great video ellbell. My point exactly. I was born in ’82 but my dad was the kind of guy who grew up with dangerous toys. Lawn Darts were already on the way out before they were outlawed in ’88 but I still got an air rifle for my 12th birthday (along with a lengthy safety lecture). It wasn’t an air pump gun either. It used highly pressurized CO2. It was the kind that could really break the skin (with its copper BB and lead pellet ammo) and potentially cause real serious injuries if you were careless. And you know what? I never injured myself once. In fact, it let me grow up with a healthy respect for firearms. I quickly realized that you should never “play” with something like that and that you should never point a gun (loaded or unloaded) as something unless you intend to destroy it. Bring back the dangerous toys damn it! My jungle gyms weren’t rounded preformed plastic on foam mats! They were metal bars with exposed welding on hard black rubber mats
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Female 550
ellbell - FUNNY video! Who is that comedian? She is a riot!
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Male 1,550
aww only 3
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Female 550
When I was younger, my brother had a toy Tonka truck that was all metal. He was about 2 or 3, and threw the truck in the air. It ended up coming down on his head. He ended up having to get stitches
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Male 1,016
I bet Japaneese made them
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Female 190
They weren`t.
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Male 1,072
Haha i liked the sign one, sex is a game come on!
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Female 182
S_J_W -- you really need to watch this lmfao.

http://www.elvirakurt.com/quicktime/quic...

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Female 74
... and lawn darts was just a warm up to archery :)
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Female 74
^^^ I still own a pair of those lawn darts that you were just talking about. They`re illegal now because of the fact they have a huge metal spikes at the end, but when they`re used by adults who understand the threat, and understand how they`re supposed to be used it`s not that big of a deal.

what about horseshoes? How is throwing heavy iron around the yard any less dangerous? Granted it`s not pointed, but it weighs a hell of a lot more!

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Female 123
HAHAHAHAHAHA monkey!
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Male 1,465
You wanna talk bad playground toys? Try Lawn Darts. Get this, back in the old days they actually use to hand kids oversized darts with big metal spikes on the end and encouraged them to run around in the yard and throw them at targets. Obviously this lead to a lot of childhood injuries and the occasional death involving big metal spikes.
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Male 270
What the heck?
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Male 994
wow....
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Female 986
... that last one frightens me
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Male 1,162
How does no one even notice things like that during construction. Probably intentional the entire time, haha
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Male 761
i had seen them all but the monkey one, who the f*ck designed theese things ?
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Female 70
wtf with that sign?
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Female 1,596
o.0 Ew...
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Female 306
eh, i have seen better ones. but these are pretty funny.
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Male 108
twisted pervert!!!
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Male 194
sora = not first :P and... wtf??
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Male 62
Omg thats sick xD
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Male 713
Whats with you and elephants?
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Female 195
Link: Worst Playground Toys Ever [Rate Link] - What were they thinking?
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