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Date: 07/24/07 02:18 AM

85 Responses to Web Crash 2007

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:19 am
    Link: Web Crash 2007 - Breaking news: the internet has crashed.
  2. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:26 am
    imagine if that actually happened, every web site in the world deleted.. oh no I`d be so fudgein bored
  3. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
    ::yawns::
  4. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Damn he was listening to a lot...
  5. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Whoa whoa whoa...How would that sound? All of the steaming of Youtube and music together. Must sound like a mess xD Probably hurt his ears.
    o.o And how can he have all those programs running
  6. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:32 am
    LMAO! Entertaining to say the least.
  7. Profile photo of TwilightX
    TwilightX Male 13-17
    59 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:33 am
    So like this was fake, yeah?

    I`m not the person saying "OMG TEH FAKEZORRZ!"

    I`m just asking. Why would this guy be watching multiple videos and listening to multiple songs? It doesn`t make sense...*should to try to open 25 windows"

    I FEEL LIKE CONTROL+ALT+DELETING MYSELF D:

  8. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:39 am
    what the hell do you think.. oh course it`s fake
  9. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:41 am
    lol yeah it was fake because the internet isn`t tangible it`s just a network made up of many smaller networks streaming data.
  10. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:48 am
    It took me until there was 30 seconds left bfore i realized it was fake, )-| )-| )-| )-|
  11. Profile photo of quietone04
    quietone04 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Thank goodness it wasn`t real. ;)
  12. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:02 am
    lol that was funny.
  13. Profile photo of jess_izzle
    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:07 am
    Ugh, I saw this weeks ago. Old news, man.
  14. Profile photo of Desalato
    Desalato Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:28 am
    Lawl. Epic win for the internets.
  15. Profile photo of agentkeg
    agentkeg Female 18-29
    61 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Steve Jobs and Bill Gates don`t have too much to do with the internet. That whole fake news report was pretty shoddy.
  16. Profile photo of arddunaid
    arddunaid Female 18-29
    97 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Gotta love The Onion.
  17. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:38 am
    When it`s Real: Hilarious.
    When it`s Fake: Total crap.
  18. Profile photo of kingdante87
    kingdante87 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:44 am
    That was SOFA KING FUNNY! I loved it.
  19. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:58 am
    I would hate if somehow the internet died... I don`t know how it would happen but it would suck XD
  20. Profile photo of TickleMeBoug
    TickleMeBoug Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:07 am
    it was beleiveable up to a point. it was kinda funny tho
  21. Profile photo of RelaxEnjoy
    RelaxEnjoy Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:34 am
    fodarexiii knows..


    why do people on iab seem to do their smilies the wrong way round- D:
    seen it alot now :S

  22. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:50 am
    How did anyone think this was real? .....
    If the internets broke...where are you watching this from? Haha.
  23. Profile photo of Fojos
    Fojos Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:20 am
    It`s impossible to one computer to crash the whole internet anyway so. :P
  24. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:37 am
    OH NO THE TUBES ARE CLOGGED!!1!!ONE!!
  25. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:23 am
    This reminds me of the robot chicken sketch when all the pron in the world disappears.
  26. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:36 am
    My internet broke yesterday :-|
  27. Profile photo of korygonz
    korygonz Female 18-29
    59 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:12 am
    hahahaha.... AFV 24/7 lolz
  28. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    161 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:15 am
    lol @ "archaeich telephone line-based network of low-quality printers" and the "aid" of the crisis
  29. Profile photo of icantthink41
    icantthink41 Male 18-29
    350 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:23 am
    I say we kill justin timberfag, if that dood hadnt been watching the video this would of never happened!
  30. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:40 am
    Omg. This can`t be serious.

    People are so spoiled.

  31. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 8:03 am
    (Sofa king funny)thats clever... but its clearly fake
  32. Profile photo of SupahStrider
    SupahStrider Male 18-29
    37 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 8:20 am
    Lol its soo funny....
  33. Profile photo of FaceForRadio
    FaceForRadio Male 13-17
    42 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:09 am
    Can you americans not live with out the internet or something GET OUT AND HAVE FUN OUTSIDE WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE AND NOT YOUR PIXELS!
  34. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:37 am
    took me a minute lol
  35. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:39 am
    Why do people insist on analysing things like this, yes its not possible but its funny, it mocks how dependent people are on the web for any form of entertainment.

    Good though

  36. Profile photo of koolguy262
    koolguy262 Male 13-17
    4 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:55 am
    Thats what he gets for having a mac :-D
  37. Profile photo of mcsedad
    mcsedad Male 40-49
    51 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:59 am
    What`s just as funny are the news items scrolling by at the bottom of the screen. Watch it again :-)

    Yeap, The Onion has been faking the news for years. And doing a better job at it than the "real" news agencys!

  38. Profile photo of Stormnnormn
    Stormnnormn Male 13-17
    68 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:06 am
    This reminds me of the War of the Worlds radio show. Everybody panicked cause they thought it was real.

    Back to subject... I found it mildly entertaining.

  39. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:21 am
    Real.
  40. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:48 am
    i wonder what would happen to socity if the internet did crash for a while. how would all those computer geeks and bored little kids looking for cheap softcore porn of girls dancing fully clothed cope!?
    its just too disturbing to think about. thankfully i have a back-up plan incase this ever happens. i have stored avon mags under my bed for hot fully clothed girls to compensate. and i have my old school gameboy to make up for the hours of online gameplay ill miss out on.

    whose the smart guy now!?

  41. Profile photo of joeyhndc
    joeyhndc Male 18-29
    332 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:49 am
    HE WAS A MAC USER! HE CRASHED OUR INTERNETS! KILL ALL MAC USERS!

    But seriously, how does one crash a series of tubes? Was it just a major blockage or an internet explosion near his house because of a weak tube? Loss of internet pressure? I dunno.

    The runner at the bottom was great too. "Report: Trip-hop is dead." and "US holding thousands of enemy horses at guantanamo bay ranch" were pretty good.

  42. Profile photo of blakborn
    blakborn Male 18-29
    98 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:22 am
    There would be chaos in the world if sudenly the internet stopped functioning. But that cant happen, right?....
  43. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
    That would scare me so so much :/
  44. Profile photo of CLM_Alien
    CLM_Alien Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:53 am
    lol the ticker on the bottom
  45. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    Ctrl...alt..deleting himself? Nice xD Havnt heard that one.
  46. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    O_o FaceforRadio, I wouldnt talk when you`re...you know, ON the internet :\ Retard.
  47. Profile photo of stalray
    stalray Male 18-29
    3 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    He forgot to torrent music and vids too! Or at least be downloading several video game emulators.
  48. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    Ctrl+Alt+Del self FTW
  49. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    i love the onion
  50. Profile photo of AJO21
    AJO21 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    This makes me want to open every internet-related program I have, download WOW, and update all files in an attempt to crash the internet.
  51. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    I was wondering if this was real, but this indeed is fake.
  52. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    Dayum! I almost fell for that! It seemed so real! hahahaha !!
    I got pwned!! rotflmfao
  53. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    ... I feel like control alt deleting myself..." AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA you do that loser!!
  54. Profile photo of ladyleo_666
    ladyleo_666 Female 18-29
    128 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    That was so boring...
  55. Profile photo of FireBlaze437
    FireBlaze437 Male 13-17
    45 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    OMFG Wallingford, Connecticut. I live right near there.
  56. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    LMFAO

    My thought is, who has enough RAM to keep all that poo up anyways? My computer is only a year old and I can barely keep 3-4 different programs running without lag.

  57. Profile photo of Master_tomby
    Master_tomby Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    The internets can be crashed =o With enough computers and that, yea, it can be crashed, But this was hilarious ^^ (computer geeks ftw)
  58. Profile photo of Malletman
    Malletman Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    Anyone catch the note on Nigeria? Clever.
  59. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    LOL....the scrolling "ticker" on the bottom of the screen was funnier. "American fashion will face a vintage clothes crisis in 10 years."
  60. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:47 pm
    lawl..
  61. Profile photo of Kosudax3x
    Kosudax3x Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    I feel like ctrl+alt+deleting myself lmao
  62. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    It`s the Onion!
  63. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    ROFL...Craig to the rescue!
  64. Profile photo of kittyman1995
    kittyman1995 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    lol i love the ticker: "in albequrqee NM artist creates giant tile mosaic to raise awareness of tiles" "JC penny introduces `gay sex only` bathrooms in all stores" lawl thas funny.
  65. Profile photo of YT_IDOL
    YT_IDOL Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    I feel like control alt deleting myself. :-(
  66. Profile photo of Beemorriscat
    Beemorriscat Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES.
  67. Profile photo of robock
    robock Male 18-29
    317 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    lol all blog disapeared? web page are stored on private web server which are backup by the company that host them.
  68. Profile photo of mmespinoza
    mmespinoza Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 12:57 am
    LMFAO!! Ctrl-Alt-Delete XD, yeah that would set back the world a few years =/ imagain having to recode and restart all the websites if they didnt have any back ups 0_o, lol all blogers will probably go emo :[, a great loss for the world, a dark day indeed
  69. Profile photo of ItGoesSplat
    ItGoesSplat Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:18 am
    Oh noes, my internets. :P
  70. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:50 am
    T3h internet crashed? 0h n03s, wait how am I on the internet.......?
  71. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:58 am
    dark dark day it was.
  72. Profile photo of TigerSword
    TigerSword Male 13-17
    139 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 3:56 am
    Hahaha, imagine all the people playing WoW. Chaos!
  73. Profile photo of richysoverde
    richysoverde Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 25, 2007 at 4:58 am
    who gives a S*@#
  74. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 5:24 am
    Way to go, Eric Tipton. You treated the interwebby like it`s a big truck. But it`s NOT a big truck!! >-(
  75. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 7:27 am
    lol i LOVE the onion
  76. Profile photo of sedateflame
    sedateflame Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    it would only crash if chuck norris and Booker T both signed on at the same time.
    it could never handle such awesomeness.

    BTW the onion is the BEST!

  77. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    The relief flyers were epic.
  78. Profile photo of judy_person
    judy_person Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    bahahaha, that was pretty great.
    must`ve been the tubes getting all clogged up again. the internet`s not a big truck, you know.
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    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    im thinking its real....anytime i get on the internet, affter 5 mins i get dsconnected....i ran virus scan found nothing....sso i almsot believe this vid0_o
  80. Profile photo of tp12
    tp12 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 7:37 am
    the internet can be crashed... but its unlikely and it would be done on purpose.
    (it would take a massive ddos attack thou...)
  81. Profile photo of numbskull84
    numbskull84 Male 13-17
    144 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    wow thats the town i live in...
  82. Profile photo of RespectTheSp
    RespectTheSp Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 4:49 am
    lol... i thought it was real untill he guy was like, "i want to ctrl-alt-delete myself" lol
  83. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    "Too much strain on the internet." that part made me laugh as did the "Craig from craigslist"
  84. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 3:11 am
    LMAO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL FOR AWHILE! But then when they said about the AFV to fill the void left by Youtube I was like OK This is so fake! LMAO I guess I`ll believe anything if its done well enough.
  85. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 8, 2007 at 12:47 am
    My first reaction: "Where the hell was I when THIS happened!? )-| "

    A few seconds later, I head/desk`d.

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