Web Crash 2007

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

Breaking news: the internet has crashed.
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Female 428
My first reaction: "Where the hell was I when THIS happened!? )-| "

A few seconds later, I head/desk`d.

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Male 425
LMAO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL FOR AWHILE! But then when they said about the AFV to fill the void left by Youtube I was like OK This is so fake! LMAO I guess I`ll believe anything if its done well enough.
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Male 296
"Too much strain on the internet." that part made me laugh as did the "Craig from craigslist"
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Female 40
lol... i thought it was real untill he guy was like, "i want to ctrl-alt-delete myself" lol
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Male 144
wow thats the town i live in...
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Male 107
the internet can be crashed... but its unlikely and it would be done on purpose.
(it would take a massive ddos attack thou...)
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Male 1,497
im thinking its real....anytime i get on the internet, affter 5 mins i get dsconnected....i ran virus scan found nothing....sso i almsot believe this vid0_o
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Female 60
bahahaha, that was pretty great.
must`ve been the tubes getting all clogged up again. the internet`s not a big truck, you know.
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Female 878
The relief flyers were epic.
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Male 3
it would only crash if chuck norris and Booker T both signed on at the same time.
it could never handle such awesomeness.

BTW the onion is the BEST!

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Male 810
lol i LOVE the onion
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Male 4,246
Way to go, Eric Tipton. You treated the interwebby like it`s a big truck. But it`s NOT a big truck!! >-(
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Male 1
who gives a S*@#
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Male 139
Hahaha, imagine all the people playing WoW. Chaos!
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Female 1,065
dark dark day it was.
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Male 629
T3h internet crashed? 0h n03s, wait how am I on the internet.......?
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Male 11
Oh noes, my internets. :P
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Male 9
LMFAO!! Ctrl-Alt-Delete XD, yeah that would set back the world a few years =/ imagain having to recode and restart all the websites if they didnt have any back ups 0_o, lol all blogers will probably go emo :[, a great loss for the world, a dark day indeed
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Male 317
lol all blog disapeared? web page are stored on private web server which are backup by the company that host them.
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Female 27
THE INTERNET IS A SERIES OF TUBES.
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Female 2
I feel like control alt deleting myself. :-(
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Male 84
lol i love the ticker: "in albequrqee NM artist creates giant tile mosaic to raise awareness of tiles" "JC penny introduces `gay sex only` bathrooms in all stores" lawl thas funny.
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Male 135
ROFL...Craig to the rescue!
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Male 994
It`s the Onion!
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Male 39
I feel like ctrl+alt+deleting myself lmao
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Female 2,695
lawl..
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Male 869
LOL....the scrolling "ticker" on the bottom of the screen was funnier. "American fashion will face a vintage clothes crisis in 10 years."
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Male 679
Anyone catch the note on Nigeria? Clever.
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Male 98
The internets can be crashed =o With enough computers and that, yea, it can be crashed, But this was hilarious ^^ (computer geeks ftw)
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Female 359
LMFAO

My thought is, who has enough RAM to keep all that poo up anyways? My computer is only a year old and I can barely keep 3-4 different programs running without lag.

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Male 45
OMFG Wallingford, Connecticut. I live right near there.
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Female 128
That was so boring...
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Male 581
... I feel like control alt deleting myself..." AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA you do that loser!!
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Female 1,832
Dayum! I almost fell for that! It seemed so real! hahahaha !!
I got pwned!! rotflmfao
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Male 341
I was wondering if this was real, but this indeed is fake.
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Male 3
This makes me want to open every internet-related program I have, download WOW, and update all files in an attempt to crash the internet.
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Male 274
i love the onion
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Male 1,882
Ctrl+Alt+Del self FTW
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Male 3
He forgot to torrent music and vids too! Or at least be downloading several video game emulators.
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Male 223
O_o FaceforRadio, I wouldnt talk when you`re...you know, ON the internet :\ Retard.
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Male 223
Ctrl...alt..deleting himself? Nice xD Havnt heard that one.
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Male 16
lol the ticker on the bottom
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Male 1,072
That would scare me so so much :/
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Male 98
There would be chaos in the world if sudenly the internet stopped functioning. But that cant happen, right?....
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Male 332
HE WAS A MAC USER! HE CRASHED OUR INTERNETS! KILL ALL MAC USERS!

But seriously, how does one crash a series of tubes? Was it just a major blockage or an internet explosion near his house because of a weak tube? Loss of internet pressure? I dunno.

The runner at the bottom was great too. "Report: Trip-hop is dead." and "US holding thousands of enemy horses at guantanamo bay ranch" were pretty good.

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Male 200
i wonder what would happen to socity if the internet did crash for a while. how would all those computer geeks and bored little kids looking for cheap softcore porn of girls dancing fully clothed cope!?
its just too disturbing to think about. thankfully i have a back-up plan incase this ever happens. i have stored avon mags under my bed for hot fully clothed girls to compensate. and i have my old school gameboy to make up for the hours of online gameplay ill miss out on.

whose the smart guy now!?

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Male 274
Real.
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Male 68
This reminds me of the War of the Worlds radio show. Everybody panicked cause they thought it was real.

Back to subject... I found it mildly entertaining.

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Male 51
What`s just as funny are the news items scrolling by at the bottom of the screen. Watch it again :-)

Yeap, The Onion has been faking the news for years. And doing a better job at it than the "real" news agencys!

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Male 4
Thats what he gets for having a mac :-D
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Male 286
Why do people insist on analysing things like this, yes its not possible but its funny, it mocks how dependent people are on the web for any form of entertainment.

Good though

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Male 521
took me a minute lol
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Male 42
Can you americans not live with out the internet or something GET OUT AND HAVE FUN OUTSIDE WITH YOUR FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE AND NOT YOUR PIXELS!
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Male 37
Lol its soo funny....
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Male 239
(Sofa king funny)thats clever... but its clearly fake
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Female 546
Omg. This can`t be serious.

People are so spoiled.

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Male 350
I say we kill justin timberfag, if that dood hadnt been watching the video this would of never happened!
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Female 160
lol @ "archaeich telephone line-based network of low-quality printers" and the "aid" of the crisis
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Female 59
hahahaha.... AFV 24/7 lolz
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Female 331
My internet broke yesterday :-|
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Female 455
This reminds me of the robot chicken sketch when all the pron in the world disappears.
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Female 1,264
OH NO THE TUBES ARE CLOGGED!!1!!ONE!!
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Male 197
It`s impossible to one computer to crash the whole internet anyway so. :P
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Female 230
How did anyone think this was real? .....
If the internets broke...where are you watching this from? Haha.
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Male 205
fodarexiii knows..


why do people on iab seem to do their smilies the wrong way round- D:
seen it alot now :S

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Male 3
it was beleiveable up to a point. it was kinda funny tho
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Female 986
I would hate if somehow the internet died... I don`t know how it would happen but it would suck XD
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Male 623
When it`s Real: Hilarious.
When it`s Fake: Total crap.
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Female 97
Gotta love The Onion.
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Female 61
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates don`t have too much to do with the internet. That whole fake news report was pretty shoddy.
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Male 19
Lawl. Epic win for the internets.
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Female 226
Ugh, I saw this weeks ago. Old news, man.
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Male 377
lol that was funny.
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Female 48
Thank goodness it wasn`t real. ;)
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Male 610
It took me until there was 30 seconds left bfore i realized it was fake, )-| )-| )-| )-|
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Male 1,111
lol yeah it was fake because the internet isn`t tangible it`s just a network made up of many smaller networks streaming data.
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Male 609
what the hell do you think.. oh course it`s fake
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Male 59
So like this was fake, yeah?

I`m not the person saying "OMG TEH FAKEZORRZ!"

I`m just asking. Why would this guy be watching multiple videos and listening to multiple songs? It doesn`t make sense...*should to try to open 25 windows"

I FEEL LIKE CONTROL+ALT+DELETING MYSELF D:

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Male 782
LMAO! Entertaining to say the least.
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Female 1,596
Whoa whoa whoa...How would that sound? All of the steaming of Youtube and music together. Must sound like a mess xD Probably hurt his ears.
o.o And how can he have all those programs running
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Male 699
Damn he was listening to a lot...
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Male 326
::yawns::
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Male 609
imagine if that actually happened, every web site in the world deleted.. oh no I`d be so fudgein bored
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Male 10,115
Link: Web Crash 2007 [Rate Link] - Breaking news: the internet has crashed.
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