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Date: 07/24/07 02:16 AM

82 Responses to TMNT Anti-Drug Ad

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    Link: TMNT Anti-Drug Ad - Don`t do drugs, Cowabunga Dude!
  2. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:09 am
    oh my god, i remember this! i haven`t thought of that one in years...

    i hate dem turtles

  3. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:17 am
    how can you hate them man?

    they`re awesome

  4. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Heh. Stupid turtles :D
  5. Profile photo of ShakeNBake
    ShakeNBake Male 18-29
    265 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:22 am
    lol wth there were 10 year old drug dealers back then?? lol and i really liked how he said get a pizza yah youll need it AFTER the pot lol
  6. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:22 am
    Did that kid just call him a turkey? And that was a very unrealistic scenario, strangers don`t just offer their drugs for free to random kids.

    "Hey, want to do heroin?"
    "No! Lets get a pizza!"

  7. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:28 am
    OH SNAP GET A PIZZA CAUSE AFTER YOU GET BLAZED YOU GONNA GET HUNGRY BISH!
  8. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:31 am
    How the hell did that kid get pot in school? And where? And he looks like 10 o.o We live in a crazy advertising world.
  9. Profile photo of Calderis
    Calderis Male 18-29
    326 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Like none of us ever figured Michaelangelo was a stoner.

    And seriously, has there ever been a dealer that young?

  10. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Those Turtles stopped kids from having fun. Terrible.
  11. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:38 am
    "I`m not a chicken, you`re a turkey" Best. Comeback. EVER!
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    weeman1212 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:49 am
    This video makes me want to start doing pot.
  13. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:00 am
    This makes me laugh almost as much as those articles that explain slang terms to adults. Anti-druggies are idiots.
  14. Profile photo of Smollet
    Smollet Male 13-17
    97 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:22 am
    poor turkey.
  15. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:26 am
    I like how they dissed two birds at once.

    Oh and TMNT rule! That show kicks ass.

  16. Profile photo of vintagepizza
    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Ha ha. I`ve unfortunately seen boys that age hanging out with people at my school who do pot.

    And he`d be older than 10. My sister is ten and she looks younger then them. They`d probably be about 11-13.

  17. Profile photo of Old_School
    Old_School Male 13-17
    55 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:32 am
    Those were some weak ass joints....
  18. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Ironically this ad would be funnier if I were high
  19. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Without drugs we would not even have the ninja turtles.
  20. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:48 am
    Hahahahahahaha. Made my day.
    I`m not chicken, your a turkey.
    He was so hurt by that comeback he didn`t know what to say.
  21. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:58 am
    my favorite anti drug com. is where 2 kids get high and one gets a guy and is like im so high nothing can hurt me and shoots him self
    hahahaha
  22. Profile photo of imnaked
    imnaked Male 18-29
    109 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:59 am
    gun***
  23. Profile photo of pudleofcrud
    pudleofcrud Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:26 am
    "I`m not a chicken, you`re a turkey!"

    My friends will be hearing this line nonstop from me for the next month.

  24. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:27 am
    Turkey? What an insult, that and the Cowabunga at the end totally sealed the deal for me. I`m never doing drugs.
  25. Profile photo of flamewizzy21
    flamewizzy21 Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:04 am
    this ad is 1/2 lol, 1/2 wow...., and 1/2 wtf

    do the math

  26. Profile photo of 1avatar2
    1avatar2 Male 13-17
    195 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:15 am
    btw there was a girl in manchester was selling narcotics to her classmates. she was only 5 years old
  27. Profile photo of Mafibofweeb9
    Mafibofweeb9 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:51 am
    this commerical is weird....
  28. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 8:28 am
    "im not a chicken, youre a turkey!"

    ... then i was shanked by the crackhead...

  29. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 8:42 am
    Drug Dealers are Dorks!
  30. Profile photo of iwcu
    iwcu Male 18-29
    126 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:05 am
    cheesy advertisement campaigns are instantly better than serious ones :)
  31. Profile photo of Gaelige
    Gaelige Female 13-17
    31 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:19 am
    "im not a chicken, you`re a turkey" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG LOL
  32. Profile photo of Gaelige
    Gaelige Female 13-17
    31 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:20 am
    that made me laugh wayyyy to much
  33. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:36 am
    Wow, I remember watching his. Hah, insults have come a long way since the 80`s.
  34. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:40 am
    Oh My God!!
  35. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:46 am
    lmao
  36. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:13 am
    "Drug dealers are dorks, don`t talk to them *pause* KALABUNA!"

    I don`t know about you but the best way to enjoy TMNT or TMHT is when your stoned :-P

  37. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:54 am
    Teenage Mutant HERO Turtles were better.

    did i suddenly miss out on a page of life when 11 year olds become drug dealers and offering weed to 9 year olds? did they really expect this to work?
    they should just make it legal to kick kids down the stairs for doing drugs and... problem solved!

  38. Profile photo of Necrotism
    Necrotism Male 18-29
    139 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:01 am
    innergoth:
    Weren`t the HERO turtles and the NINJA turtles the same thing? As far as I knew some crazy European legislative decided ninja was too violent of a word.
  39. Profile photo of conqdequeso
    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:11 am
    mmm, i wonder what happened to those joints......and whats this of tmHt, they dressed in capes and poo and somehow i missed it
  40. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:23 am
    i am surprised that people think it is unrealistic for 10 and 11 year olds to be doing pot. i know a kid in my class did it in grade 6 and 7 and then he quit in grade 8. another kid in my school got busted for selling weed and he got expelled he was in grade 7
  41. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Devi3000 has a good point.
  42. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    That guy looks like a younger version of the main character from the girl next door...

    and i hate those turtles!! WHY TURTLES!!! why couldnt they be like.. hamsters or something

  43. Profile photo of ninmatic
    ninmatic Male 13-17
    74 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    haha if I was the drug dealer I`d kick his a$$ then force it in him. What will the turtles do about that?
  44. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    "I like turtles"

    yeahh well i do listen to them dont do drugs!

  45. Profile photo of Drade
    Drade Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    your a turkey.....yea youll never be the same after that BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  46. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    "Get a pizza!" "Get real"
  47. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    Actually, drugs are good for your brian.
  48. Profile photo of Kragoth
    Kragoth Male 13-17
    154 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    I find it discusting that we actually have kids that young acting like that in this country.
  49. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    That commercial is so old!
    Well I guess I`ll stop smoking pot now that the TMNT says so, dammit.
  50. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Lol the turkey got owned XD
  51. Profile photo of curtisd
    curtisd Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    why is it americans like being patronised to?
  52. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    is the pizza for the side effect of the munchies?

    sorry if there were a lot of similiar posts like this

  53. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    none of my friends would fit in with the ninja turtles
  54. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    "i am surprised that people think it is unrealistic for 10 and 11 year olds to be doing pot. i know a kid in my class did it in grade 6 and 7 and then he quit in grade 8. another kid in my school got busted for selling weed and he got expelled he was in grade 7"

    same thoughts, a couple years ago at my school, in 7th grade there was a big thing and the principle found out about some of the kids in my grade, and some in the 6th and 8th that were getting drugs from someone in my grade, but he just got suspended for a while, and most of the kids they found out bought from him were suspended for a while too.

  55. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    Quick Joey...stop, drop and roll. Then when your finished I`ll give you $5 bucks for those two joints =)
  56. Profile photo of tamuru
    tamuru Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    if talking turtles tell you not to do drugs, you listen
  57. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    lawl, wtf.
  58. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    they were like 6, hahahahh. "i`m not a chicken, you`re a turkey!"
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    Alllllrighty, then.
    BTW, pot (you know, marijuana) isn`t bad for you unless you smoke like twice every day. Cigarettes are WAY worse.
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    theasianlady Female 18-29
    111 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:35 pm
    "I`m not a chicken, YOU`RE A TURKEY."
    HAHA.
    I don`t know why, but that`s hilarious.
  61. Profile photo of BBallKicks
    BBallKicks Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    those joints were like all paper its like he got a nick and split in all of the j`s haha, silly 10 year old blunts arnt 4 kid
  62. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    wow! Now I know the cool way to say no, thanks Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
  63. Profile photo of PurplePimp
    PurplePimp Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    i thought it said TNT Anti-Drug Ad....I was sorely disappointed :(
  64. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:54 pm
    What should he do?

    Get a lighter.

  65. Profile photo of spitebaby
    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 12:43 am
    What they don`t show is the kid gets chased down and beat up... because being called turkey just doesn`t fly... so not cool...
  66. Profile photo of D4N1
    D4N1 Female 13-17
    54 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:04 am
    OMFG LMFAO!!!!!!! Man that was hilarious.. Children with pot?..that`s just weird...
  67. Profile photo of jadixere
    jadixere Female 13-17
    10 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 2:55 am
    so u all no the side effects of smoking it haha
  68. Profile photo of sum41chck911
    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 4:39 am
    haha "im not a chicken, your a turkey" lol awesome
  69. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 6:53 am
    I can imagine a kid being beaten up by a drug dealer after calling him a turkey. Best comeback i`ve heard though, even if it`ll get you beaten up.
  70. Profile photo of zh1zha
    zh1zha Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 8:00 am
    why nobody offered me some free weed when i was in school, and yeah that dealer kid is a joke
  71. Profile photo of zincyams
    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 8:01 am
    Everyone has failed to mention that maybe the tutles would look pretty trippy when you`re high...
  72. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 8:06 am
    Everyone knows splinter smokes weed.
  73. Profile photo of KuroNekoMi
    KuroNekoMi Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    i ain`t a chicken! You`re a turkey!
    Wow... great vocabs for kids!
  74. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    I love the turtles.
    <33
  75. Profile photo of Rufifi
    Rufifi Male 13-17
    480 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    "I`m not a chicken, you`re a turkey" Best. Comeback. EVER!
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    oo_steve_oo Male 13-17
    81 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    drug dealers are dorks, dont even talk to them
    lol devi3000 you gotta point there.
  77. Profile photo of Vogt
    Vogt Male 13-17
    287 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 3:01 am
    That was hilarious.
    I`m not a chicken, you`re a turkey!

    And I have to agree with devi, without pot, there would most likely be no ninja turtles.

  78. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    October 25, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    LOl I love the Cowabunga dude! at the end. You all knew the turtles were hammered when they did this thing.

    Haha I totally love the "I`m not a chicken, you`re a turkey!" part too.
    The big kid was just so hurt he couldn`t speak...

  79. Profile photo of Alexis01
    Alexis01 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    November 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    Works for me!

    I LOVE the Turtles! I grew up with them!

  80. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    November 10, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    I would have taken him to the eastside of Harlem and left his ass there.
  81. Profile photo of BikerTeen
    BikerTeen Male 13-17
    2113 posts
    February 21, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    well i am anti-drug but i hate tmnt
  82. Profile photo of JDNegroponte
    JDNegroponte Male 30-39
    30 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 6:50 am
    Whoa... Joey needs to mellow out. Smoking a J probably would do the trick.

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