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Date: 07/21/07 02:00 AM

48 Responses to The Nuclear Rifle

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 12:01 am
    Link: The Nuclear Rifle - It works but has one major draw back.
  2. Profile photo of cbritt84
    cbritt84 Male 40-49
    67 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:05 am
    Say hello to my leetle friend.
  3. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:07 am
    Seems pretty desperate to me... o_O You`d probably die pretty soon, being that close to the radiation...

    Probably fry you crispy, too. XD

  4. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:07 am
    A nuke can never be called little. Even if it is.

    That said, I want one.


  5. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:08 am
    That`s what North Korea doesn`t have xD
  6. Profile photo of Illville502
    Illville502 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:08 am
    Yes, you may die from using this nuke rifle, but your target and whoever else is around will be taken out. Totally worth it, as along as I`m not the one firing it!
  7. Profile photo of tieegg
    tieegg Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Thats the coolest/phallic weapon ever. Best drawback ever too.
  8. Profile photo of GrnFantasic
    GrnFantasic Male 13-17
    602 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Cool, they are getting close to being Predator. (Predator mind)"SCREW YOU, YOU`RE COMING DOWN WITH ME!"
  9. Profile photo of Flakk
    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Maybe if they had decided to use a larger weapons system, it could have worked.
  10. Profile photo of Flakk
    Flakk Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:18 am
    But if they had used four of them with a sealed and sheilded Ontos, that would probably have worked.
  11. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Ah yes, the portable nuke. We can thank it for radio active super-human army men.
  12. Profile photo of sora280
    sora280 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Maybe if it could lauch it more then 3 miles, then I might decide to accually enlist ;)
  13. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:56 am
    with todays tech. you would think they could launch it farther since this was back in the cold war.

    Either that or make it rail gun style, electrically charged projectile carries the nuke, up to 100+ miles ;)

  14. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:07 am
    ^ And make it a bipedal tank.

    Metal Gear?!

  15. Profile photo of Snufkin
    Snufkin Male 18-29
    125 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:18 am
    Roughly as suicidal as a sticky bomb, but with a bigger blast radius. Yay.
  16. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Why don`t we just give these to the terrorists and not tell them how far it shoots? They`ll be like "HAHA WE FINNALLY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS" fire one, but by then we will all have left, and they`ll be like "Oh sh*t, that only went 3 mi-[crispy"
  17. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:46 am
    Hmmm...Atomic rocket-propelled grenades , eh? (or would that be rocket-propelled atomic grenades?

    Either way: That`s nuts. Totally freaking NUTS. :-/

  18. Profile photo of catchthesun
    catchthesun Female 13-17
    28 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:48 am
    I like how they say nookyalerr.
  19. Profile photo of mastercif
    mastercif Male 13-17
    458 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:51 am
    these were developed during the cold war as a first line of defense against Russia, for everyone was expecting that Ivan would sweep through Europe with more tanks than could be counted, and soldiers armed with AK 47`S, and these were set up at the border between western and Eastern Europe, so once the tanks were spotted, these would be launched to slow them down and give the rest of the countries time to build up arms
  20. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 4:24 am
    This is just like from Metal Gear Solid 3 where Volgin shoots the missile from a Heli.

    I thought it was just made up though.

  21. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 5:01 am
    strap it to a sealed tank?
  22. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 6:39 am
    =O i don`t want one.
  23. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 10:27 am
    In that case, send a soldier to the enemy with a nuke in his backpack, and have him detonate the bomb . That would suck for the soldier, but he would`ve died for his country. Which is what any of us would do. Right???
  24. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 11:41 am
    how`d that not catch on?
  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    It says `hi there` on the tip, if nobody noticed that.
  26. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    I did , cracked me up
  27. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    That is one of the worst ideas for military weaponry. Ugh.
  28. Profile photo of Scomatose07
    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    thats just a tiny drawback though....
  29. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    Jesus_Wey aren`t you just suggesting using `suicide bombers` again the enemy? You know the whole thing everyone finds so appalling about extremists who have a skewed since of Jihad.
  30. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    They`re making everything portable o_o And yay, I`m not the only one reminded of Metal Gear Solid 3 XD

    Lmao @ RyanF701`s comment btw.

  31. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 4:51 pm
    i stopped when i saw that the bomb said "hi there" on it. i think that`s just fantastic.
  32. Profile photo of Smiley10
    Smiley10 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    I believe they`re called redeemers.
  33. Profile photo of Crap4Brains
    Crap4Brains Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    that blows
  34. Profile photo of BassmintLife
    BassmintLife Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 9:43 pm
    MAN I thought my I-POD was portable w/ some minor drawbacks.......
    ZUNE RULES!!!!!!!!!
  35. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    & Zune is poo.

    This is really a good gift :P

  36. Profile photo of psychoman364
    psychoman364 Male 18-29
    372 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    Yeah, the assertion they make, that a crew could not survive the detonation of their own weapon - false.

  37. Profile photo of Unforgiven07
    Unforgiven07 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 1:57 am
    Yea Metal Gear 3 did a good job of putting this in there game cause everyone thought it was made up. Me being one of those people. Im an enlisted in the Marine Corps. So im sure Ill eventually learn about some other weapons we thought were a good idea.
  38. Profile photo of hitace
    hitace Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 4:10 am
    darn i missed howd you miss you blew up the whole city.oops wrong city.
  39. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:45 am
    Looked like the kind of thing Bugs Bunny would use...or maybe the weird mute coyote.
  40. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    lets play football with that thing...weeeeee
  41. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    How sad.
  42. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    strapping it to a tank wouldn`t be a bad idea...
  43. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    I believe there was a nuke designed to fire from a large howitzer canon. By the way it`s letting the poor bastard, ones enemy, die for there country.
  44. Profile photo of gr8nbed69
    gr8nbed69 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:59 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA can`t fire far enough to escape the, go american technology.
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    ^ yea ^
  46. Profile photo of MastaFryGuy
    MastaFryGuy Male 13-17
    49 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    you`ll vaporize your eye out!!!
  47. Profile photo of Not-An-Alter
    Not-An-Alter Female 30-39
    3 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    Haha, wow. What will they come up with next?
  48. Profile photo of pffffttttt1
    pffffttttt1 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    March 7, 2008 at 10:32 am
    hi there!? like anyone would have time to see it.... i need one!


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