The Nuclear Rifle

Submitted by: Snoogans 9 years ago Misc
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It works but has one major draw back.
There are 48 comments:
Male 298
hi there!? like anyone would have time to see it.... i need one!

ONLY TO BLOW UP MY SCHOOL!

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Female 3
Haha, wow. What will they come up with next?
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Male 49
you`ll vaporize your eye out!!!
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Male 10,440
^ yea ^
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Female 110
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA can`t fire far enough to escape the fallout...wow, go american technology.
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Male 1,404
I believe there was a nuke designed to fire from a large howitzer canon. By the way it`s letting the poor bastard, ones enemy, die for there country.
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Male 334
strapping it to a tank wouldn`t be a bad idea...
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Female 2,552
How sad.
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Male 437
lets play football with that thing...weeeeee
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Male 777
Looked like the kind of thing Bugs Bunny would use...or maybe the weird mute coyote.
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Male 31
darn i missed him.wtf howd you miss you blew up the whole city.oops wrong city.
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Male 8
Yea Metal Gear 3 did a good job of putting this in there game cause everyone thought it was made up. Me being one of those people. Im an enlisted in the Marine Corps. So im sure Ill eventually learn about some other weapons we thought were a good idea.
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Male 372
Yeah, the assertion they make, that a crew could not survive the detonation of their own weapon - false.

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_%28nuclear_device%29]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crocke...[/url]

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Male 593
^^LOL
& Zune is poo.

This is really a good gift :P

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Male 16
MAN I thought my I-POD was portable w/ some minor drawbacks.......
ZUNE RULES!!!!!!!!!
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Male 648
that blows
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Male 9
I believe they`re called redeemers.
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Female 2,695
i stopped when i saw that the bomb said "hi there" on it. i think that`s just fantastic.
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Female 601
They`re making everything portable o_o And yay, I`m not the only one reminded of Metal Gear Solid 3 XD

Lmao @ RyanF701`s comment btw.

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Male 1,111
Jesus_Wey aren`t you just suggesting using `suicide bombers` again the enemy? You know the whole thing everyone finds so appalling about extremists who have a skewed since of Jihad.
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Male 73
thats just a tiny drawback though....
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Female 229
That is one of the worst ideas for military weaponry. Ugh.
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Female 1,832
I did , cracked me up
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Male 4,680
It says `hi there` on the tip, if nobody noticed that.
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Male 1,496
how`d that not catch on?
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Male 238
In that case, send a soldier to the enemy with a nuke in his backpack, and have him detonate the bomb . That would suck for the soldier, but he would`ve died for his country. Which is what any of us would do. Right???
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Male 400
=O i don`t want one.
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Male 285
strap it to a sealed tank?
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Male 994
This is just like from Metal Gear Solid 3 where Volgin shoots the missile from a Heli.

I thought it was just made up though.

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Male 458
these were developed during the cold war as a first line of defense against Russia, for everyone was expecting that Ivan would sweep through Europe with more tanks than could be counted, and soldiers armed with AK 47`S, and these were set up at the border between western and Eastern Europe, so once the tanks were spotted, these would be launched to slow them down and give the rest of the countries time to build up arms
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Female 28
I like how they say nookyalerr.
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Male 4,246
Hmmm...Atomic rocket-propelled grenades [ARPG], eh? (or would that be rocket-propelled atomic grenades? [RPAG]

Either way: That`s nuts. Totally freaking NUTS. :-/

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Male 2,486
Why don`t we just give these to the terrorists and not tell them how far it shoots? They`ll be like "HAHA WE FINNALLY HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS" fire one, but by then we will all have left, and they`ll be like "Oh sh*t, that only went 3 mi-[crispy"
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Male 125
Roughly as suicidal as a sticky bomb, but with a bigger blast radius. Yay.
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Male 731
^ And make it a bipedal tank.

Metal Gear?!

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Male 1,111
with todays tech. you would think they could launch it farther since this was back in the cold war.

Either that or make it rail gun style, electrically charged projectile carries the nuke, up to 100+ miles ;)

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Male 62
Maybe if it could lauch it more then 3 miles, then I might decide to accually enlist ;)
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Male 747
Ah yes, the portable nuke. We can thank it for radio active super-human army men.
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Male 126
But if they had used four of them with a sealed and sheilded Ontos, that would probably have worked.
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Male 126
Maybe if they had decided to use a larger weapons system, it could have worked.
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Male 602
Cool, they are getting close to being Predator. (Predator mind)"SCREW YOU, YOU`RE COMING DOWN WITH ME!"
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Male 42
Thats the coolest/phallic weapon ever. Best drawback ever too.
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Male 82
Yes, you may die from using this nuke rifle, but your target and whoever else is around will be taken out. Totally worth it, as along as I`m not the one firing it!
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Female 1,596
That`s what North Korea doesn`t have xD
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Male 902
A nuke can never be called little. Even if it is.

That said, I want one.

Badly.

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Female 359
Seems pretty desperate to me... o_O You`d probably die pretty soon, being that close to the radiation...

Probably fry you crispy, too. XD

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Male 67
Say hello to my leetle friend.
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Male 869
Link: The Nuclear Rifle [Rate Link] - It works but has one major draw back.
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