The Cadaver Calculator

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 10 years ago in Quizzes
http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator

How much money could your corpse bring in?
There are 224 comments:
Female 123
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5115!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?


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Yay :]

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Female 156
D: I can`t get through the site cause now the site seems to say it`s joined forces with a dating website. Oh well, I guess I`ll have to go put this knife back in the shelf.
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Female 5
5750
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Male 217
why the hell does it matter??? u will be dead!
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Female 7
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5415!

Damn, I`m worth more dead than I am alive...now I feel all poor.

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Male 55
4240$ They did say i was worthless....
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Female 119
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6250!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?

Cha, yes, I beat most people here.

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Female 58
5415..wow
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Female 368
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5015!

Yaaaay.

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Female 328
$5615! :D Woohoo. Being young and not a smoker/drinker can have its benefits..even if you have to reap them when you`re dead.
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Female 403
$4965
Not that bad.....
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Male 34
5955
The healthiest I can make it is 11100.
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Male 531
apparently im worth $5765. uh......yay? O.o
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Male 4
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5065!Doesn`t that make you feel great?, Too bad I can`t just get my money now. lol
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Male 53
5815 quid. cool
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Female 143
$4540
I guess healthy people aren`t very interesting.
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Female 45
$6450.
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Male 498
im worth 4015$ !!!
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Male 166
$18.65
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Female 180
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $8750!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?

Helps I`ve had major surgery. Odd.

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Male 148
I`m worth about 5665$ too bad if I ever get diagnosed with anything fatal or with a slim
hance of survival, I`m gonna commit suicide in a
REALLY awesome, explod-y way, Involving motorcycles and tall buildings also. Hopefully
one day you`ll read about it in the news!
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Female 26
$5600.

Not bad I guess.

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Female 5
This is such an odd quiz... but I love it. I have about the average price.. pretty much the same as everybody else.
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Female 348
GO ME!
4815 baby!
too bad ill be dead :-(
LOL
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Male 374
5515.
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Male 693
$5265! I have one of the better scores. :D
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Male 26
$4805

Damn >-(

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Female 111
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4865!
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Female 878
6150!
Yay!
Think of all the things I can do with that after I die!
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Male 1
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5015!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

Woooooooooot, I suck!

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Female 5
6590 :D
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Female 19
Apparently it likes the fact that my hair is long... it added a lot of money when I selected "long, below the shoulders" for my hair o_O
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Female 266
It seems that the more unusual are worth more.

Ie: by clicking "dwarfism", hundreds of dollars are added to the total amount.

But me . .. I`m worth $5200. Meh. Okay.

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Female 1,403
$4865
Is it b/c I`m short?!
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Female 1,299
omgwtfbbghx- i got 9550 for a colourblind albino giant with elephantitis and a prosthetic limb
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Female 1,299
5700. it felt good until i realized id be dead and wouldn`t get any money.
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Male 577
$5750
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Female 41
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $7565!
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Male 425
I got $6550. Guess that`s how much a perfect body is worth.

I believe my worth is one of the highest, if not the highest at this point. Haha.

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Male 1,114
I`m a body building, chain smoking, alcoholic, very tanned, albino, diabetic, vegan, with elaphantitis, albino, paraplegic, with no appendix, many hernias, colourblind, pill popping, dwarf who works with asbestos, psychotic, bald person, who has had heart surgery who is 71+... My body is worth $7455!! yaaay, i win!
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Female 550
I am only worth $3,775. Damnm, my car is worth more than my body is.
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Male 869
^ maybe because those parts are harder to come by than "normal" parts *guessing*??? I haven`t seen very many body-building albino midgets =P
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Male 432
Ooo, I beat my old one! I made a body-building, colorblind, albino, elephantitian, etc. midget and it got me $11,075!!!
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Male 432
I made one to score as high as possible and it ended up being $10,430. My actual body was more like $4,705.
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Female 3
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5215!
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Male 246
$6265!
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Female 104
$3915 - is that all? god i feel worthless...
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Female 61
4525... but yeah, I`m worth more at humansforsale
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Female 215
5500 .. I guess I can handle that. But I was worth a few million alive.
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Male 869
What`s a dead albino worth?
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Female 674
5800$
Great, if only I could have the money without giving anything important away.-
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Male 1,371
4975

I feel special!
Im gonna go sell myself on ebay!

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Male 623
$5515... hold on, gonna go kill myself and then sell myself as a ghost
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Female 357
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5265!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?

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Male 919
Im the cheapest body ive seen yet: 3680!
I guess suicide wouldnt pay a lot for me.
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Male 1
For fun I picked all the bad catagories and I was worth 6550. My personal score was 3805
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Male 425
$4090

Meh. Quite biased.

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Male 132
5,315
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Male 1,406
5540... too bad that when I die my body probably won`t be as expensive. But hey, I can always hope I die soon!
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Female 63
$8265. Wow, that`s strange. Evidently I`m worth a lot. XD
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Female 29
$5630
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Female 1,407
$4990....whoa.
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Male 5
Oooo... so if I`m an obese albino dwarf that eats only bad food and smokes and drinks regularly and I had elephantitis (or whatever) and serious surgery and all the bad options and being 71+ MY BODY WOULD BE WORTH 8270!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Anyways, my score is 5550...... mmm.... I don`t really care, if my body is worth that much I would get the money when I would be dead, and I wouldn`t be able to use it because I would be DEAD, remember?

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Male 1,182
7250

ownage

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Male 593
$5550... I could use that money right now.
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Female 18
$5950 :)
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Female 434
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $8415!

There.
I made a blind albino dwarf athletic 71+ year old.
Hooray.

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Female 434
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5840!

Yay.
I feel nice now.
I`m gonna try to make an extremely expensive corpse now.

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Female 234
$4775
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Male 114
6015! w00t! I`m worthier than all of you.
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Male 111
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4965!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

I really don`t know.

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Female 56
apparently my dead body is worth $5150.
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Male 1,465
What the hell? My body would be worth more if I was an obese dwarf with elephantiasis… I guess they factor in what medical colleges would be willing to pay for your body.
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Female 1,062
$5835
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Male 298
wouldn`t smoking and drinking make you worth more? becaus then scientists could like , study the effects it has on you
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Male 1,078
$4865...meh
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Female 87
$5615...not too bad.
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Male 129
yay 5125. i can`t wait to die and collect my money now -_-
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Female 681
haha

$5065

:-( that`s depressing

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Female 2,552
(Just kidding)
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Female 2,552
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5515!"

Actually, I do feel kind of great :-)

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Male 506
5315
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Male 194
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $7850!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?

;-()

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Female 136
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5115!
Well I`m relieved it`s not the lowest of the bunch.
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Male 24
5665.
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Female 1,397
I am worth $4800....yay!
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Female 152
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5265!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

No. :-(

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Female 272
$5150
:(
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Female 1,002
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5500!
Well, I`d be dead though, so I wouldn`t really care.
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Male 1,343
$5350
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Female 492
$4755
I`m not as much as I`d like. :-(
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Female 727
5215
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Female 306
$5015
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Female 1
hehe I made one worth 9850. Beat that lol. of course, my real body is only worth like half of that >.<
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Male 260
$5765, but why? what will they use it for? maybe the most akward conversation at a mounter ever?
"hello, i would like this obese colorblind migit to be be mounted in a dramatic pose. its for my wifes birthday."
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Female 198
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5850!
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Male 275
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5265!
I am RICH!
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Female 401
$5350
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Female 458
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6000!
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Male 96
McKyle wrote: I made an obese colorblind, dwarf, with a rare desease worth $10,100

it makes you wonder what sort of a person would pay that much for such a beast and I hate to think what they would do with them!!

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Male 385
I`m worth $4390!
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Female 195
haha I lied my score is only 5080. =(
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Male 2,486
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5100!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?

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Female 195
6894 Yes!
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Male 35
I made an obese colorblind, dwarf, with a rare desease worth $10,100
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Male 49
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4915!
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Female 606
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5175!

Heck yea!

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Male 1,114
$6550! yipee, but... I`m 13 so i dont work, smoke, drink or any of that shizz :-D
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Male 1,725
congratulations! your dead body is worth $5000
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Female 28
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5400!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

...stupid "good and bad" diet. >_<

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Male 142
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5200!

Doesn`t that make you feel great?"

Yes, yes it does...

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Female 106
$6250

I feel a lot better now after seeing everyone else`s scores.

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Female 267
Oh srry is only 6695. typo!
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Female 267
66095, Booyah!
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Female 94
5500

=D

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Female 7
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5915!
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Male 686
5550 for me
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Female 51
$5115
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Male 1,386
me - $5600
best score - $9150 (a body building, healthy, long haired, albino, giant 71+ year old lol)
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Male 459
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5315!
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Female 8
$4615 woohoo!!!
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Female 1,784
$5975.. awh I wanted to be worth more lol
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Female 576
5230.
yay.
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Male 632
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4815!
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Female 11
Me-$6090
My Mom-$6755 if they had more questions she`d be more
My dad-$5025
Yes all my family did this all together were worth $17870 not including the dog which is worth $10,000 she is a gun dog and has won best in Ireland,England,Scotland and America plus she`s like a puppy factory I think she has had about 10 litters :-)
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Female 330
*with and *albino

(sorry one of my fingers and have this huge bulky plaster thing, which makes it hard to type XP)

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Female 330
My colourblind Albino wiht giantism got $10290...

Makes me wish I was a giant colourblind albion...
...Actually it doesn`t. XD

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Male 274
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $10475!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

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Male 274
i made a gigantic albino elephantitis man who goes taning and it was 10,000
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Female 240
$5965
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Male 366
my highest was $9975, the 12 year old giant albino paraplegic with a hernia, long hair, and bodybuilder lifestyle. oh, and elephantism. i`d tap.
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Female 57
$4125 the scientists won`t even want me when i`m gone :`( *cries in corner*
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Male 1,425
$7300!!!!!!!!!

oh wait...
$4665. ha.

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Female 26
$4565

Aw, you can barely get a decent used car with that :(

Oh, well. Might as well keep alive then!

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Male 105
$6000
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Female 262
Don`t be so proud, if you have a high result...it just means you are more interresting for Scientific Studies....Basically, it means you are a bunch of freaks! Us normal people, are not interressting at all....So méh...:->
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Female 330
$5565...

Could be worse, at least I`m not the lowest here...

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Male 39
(click the link)
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Male 39
I tried to make the most valuble body i could. WOW!!!

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Male 39
7200!!! Oh Yeah!!! I`m Winning!!!! :-):-):-)!!!
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Female 9
5375.
Not bad.
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Male 447
I own $5800 everyones worth less :) makes me feel great
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Male 93
6300 yea boooi
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Female 191
My body worth $6000. I wonder if I can get an advance on that money......
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Female 1,004
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5315!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

.....very much so...

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Male 773
$5650 better than most...
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Male 292
My albino giant with elephantitis is 9350
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Male 422
5200 w0000 im worth alot more than alot of people in here hahahaha
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Male 625
5150 :(
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Male 2,004
WOW! holy poo! I`m worth $5465, if i didnt had to die for it i would definitely be slightly rich!
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Male 1,485
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $9640!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

WOW!!!

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Female 25
$6100
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Male 54
4715$$ *gun to head* I need some cash...
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Male 1,455
$5600. Woohoo!
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Male 135
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $8745!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

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Male 547
4875
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Female 305
anyone else notice that the highest numbers r coming from ppl 13-17 years of age? they havnt gotten to the college years yet...which means their bodies r more pure...oh, just wait, youngins
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Male 902
3 grand.

I am a pretty pretty little girl these guys

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Male 547
Do you have to register to do this. The screen opens, but there is no survey.
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Male 1,024
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4065!

Can I get that in advance of my death?
Thought not...

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Female 748
$4450... Awww yeah...
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Female 35
I`m worth $5115.

Then I made a vegan giant with diabetes, heart disease, colirblindness and no appendix worth $10590. :P

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Male 521
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5365!

go me :P! im sure that`ll go down, quite alot

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Female 179
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5450!

Oh dear...? I`m not quite sure what to make of this whole thing! :|

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Female 77
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5350!
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Female 33
$5815!
wow
lol
XD
the name of this keeps reminding me of the band waking the cadaver
shrededed wheeeet
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Female 1,095
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5165!
Whoo! What good is it going to do me though. Not taking medicine, drinking, and smoking pays off!
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Male 156
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6975!

Cool.

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Male 215
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5325!

Thank you very much...

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Male 835
$4500. Aw MAN....
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Female 560
oh yeah $5450
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Female 148
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5400!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

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Female 30
£5400 =D

Who would pay that much for a dead body ? =S

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Female 102
$4190
I feel so worthless...
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Male 1,383
5725 lol
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Female 111
$5765
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Female 28
ONE MILLION DOLLARS! :O
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Male 155
My body is worth 5365$ not including my life insurence.
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Female 690
5650$ Is it bad that that`s more money than I`ve ever had?
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Male 96
5500.00 YAY I can get that new stereo system...when I`m dead.
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Male 226
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5250!
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Can I just sell my body now? Who wants it? =)
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Female 86
6742....yup yup, no smoking, no drinking, no tanning, no major surgeries....
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Female 447
Ha ha. I just did it again and tried to make myself sound as unhealthy as possible and it said I was worth $7210!!
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Female 447
$5315!!

That`s one of the higher scores that people have posted. I do feel great.

But I think I lost points maybe for my age, height and eyesight. Everything else I clicked was good, I think...

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Female 500
$4840, wow that`s it? I kind of expected more.
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Female 28
$3540 oh well i supose im not worth that much so i might aswell carry on smoking and drinking
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Female 66
srry for posting twice


i thoght it wasnt working

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Female 242
$5365
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Female 66
6250!!!!! SECOND

WOHOO!

but in dec itll be 5950.:(

ill till be second


WOOT!!!!

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Female 66
6250


2nd


whooo

but in december itll be 5950


ill still be secon


WOOT!!!!!!!

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Female 78
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5100!
yay! ^-^
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Female 178
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5515!
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Male 365
I had an albino midget with elephantitis it was worth 10050!!
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Female 22
Wow, I`m worth $6500.
I don`t know if that`s good or bad O.o..

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Male 610
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5050!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?
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Male 1,550
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4665
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Female 110
$5580. That was..odd. Haha.
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Female 706
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4715!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?"

.........yes... yes it does...

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Female 761
At least that`d cover burial expenses hahaha.
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Female 761
5450. Made me feel better about it once I saw everyone else`s score.
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Male 240
5100, I made an albino midget that was worth 9000.
Post your highscores lol, I`m planning on selling myself and I need a target
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Male 994
whoo!

$5650

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Male 506
HOLLY SNAP! Im worth a fortune! Im so selling myself.
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Female 430
4765
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Male 331
5056$. Wowz... ok...
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Male 167
my dead body could cover my expenses for less than 4 months... don`t really know what to think about that
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Female 56
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5750! Yay, that`s more than I`m worth alive! :o
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Male 62
Me and Sarah OWN XD
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Female 75
4950$...wow... I feel so..pathetic xD
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Male 47
I`m worth $5390.
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Female 493
-sings We Are The Champions-

Muhaha!

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Male 16
$5250. I was psyched about having the most expensive body, until I saw Sarah`s post. :(
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Male 265
im only worth $4665 but my mom say im worth more........ am i?
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Male 62
Aww I was gunna say I was winning xD $5665 Dumb Sarah xD
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Female 493
Congratulations, your dead body is worth $6350!

Oh! I`m winning so far!

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Female 1,025
this is kind of sick.
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Female 19
$5025. whoo!
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Male 254
$4750.
So can I sell my body to science now, then let them go at it when I`m dead? I`d really like that kind of money to pay for college.
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Female 53
$3565. Woohoo.
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Male 151
$5050. I always knew never smoking or drinking would pay off in the long run, now I`m worth more money.
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Male 870
$3840. I feel so worthless.
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Female 210
$5015

That was funny :-)

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Female 2,244
My results:

Congratulations, your dead body is worth $4525!
Doesn`t that make you feel great?

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Female 2,244
Link: The Cadaver Calculator [Rate Link] - How much money could your corpse bring in?
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