The Assumption Song

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
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If you think this song is dirty, you have a dirty mind.
There are 118 comments:
Male 21
hahahahaha at ieatbunnies...page 2
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Female 251
wtf
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Female 36
lol
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Female 576
That was hilarious.
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Female 56
south park did a song like that I luv songs like that!
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Male 53
oops havent drated myself yet lol
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Male 53
nah illdrat her instead if u think what i just siad was diry ill break your.....COOKIES =)
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Male 53
oops havent drated myself yet lol
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Female 224
bye im going to go drat myself. not that was dirty. come on the boys holding their marbles and their play things. COME ON
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Male 38
Me too... there were lots of words that came into my head... hahahaha
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Female 178
Bwuahaha I laughed a lot at this. I have a dirty mind.
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Female 152
Dirty minded is I. :P
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Male 1,023
thats an old song
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Male 1,079
Well I didn`t get it until the near end. So I guess I`m not that dirty.. =/
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Male 42
I memorized this little song a few years ago because I wanted to try it on my friends. The first few times didn`t go very well because I kept cracking up on some parts, but eventually I was able to keep a straight face throughout the whole thing.
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Female 56
Lol!!! Very creative! Gawd that was funny.
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Female 36
haha the picture of the kids in the red vests, its for an awana group, they are sparkies, i was one when i was little : )
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Female 39
lol i got it but my sis was like wha..?
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Male 1,725
lol pretty good
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Male 57
lawl i love that song
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Female 1,470
LOL it was so funny :P
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Male 10
good call, I love Arrogant Worms
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Male 341
I`m gonna go a F*** myself now.
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Female 151
The Arrogant Worms are AWESOME!!!! But they Do have a weird sense of humor, like most Canadians...
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Female 140
old times
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Female 876
-grin- I love that song. My highschool buddies sang it better though. But at any rate, lovely.
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Male 23
sang of the wild Kneesdon shore‚
Oh‚ whatever she was‚

(Spoken)
She wasn`t a bad girl really‚ this Susan.
I`ve had better‚ but mind you‚ she wasn`t THAT bad

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Male 23
(Instrumental)

Susan was a nice girl‚ with plenty of class‚
Who turned the boys` heads when she wiggled her...

Eyes at the young boys‚ as girls sometimes do‚
To make it quite plain she was ready to...

Go for a walk‚ or a stroll in the grass‚
Then hurry back home for a nice piece of...

Chicken and ice-cream‚ and lots of roast duck‚
And after this meal‚ she was ready to...

Go for a walk‚ or a stroll on the dock‚
With any young boy with a sizeable...

Roll of big bills‚ and a pretty good front‚
And if he talked softly‚ she`d show him her...

Little pet dog‚ who is subject to fits‚
And maybe let him grab a hold of her...

Little white hand‚ with a moment so quick‚
That she would lean over and tickle his...

Chin‚ while she showed what she once learned in France‚
And ask the poor chap to take up his under...

Pants‚ while she

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Male 23
BIG FIVE
Judge Dread


There was an old sailor‚ who sat on a rock‚
Waving and shaking his big hairy...

Fist at the ladies next door in The Ritz‚
Who taught all the children to play with their...

Ice-creams and marbles and all things galore‚
Along comes a lady who looks like a...

Decent young woman‚ who walks like a duck‚
She said she`s invented a new way to...

Bring up the children‚ to sew and to knit‚
The boys in the stable are shovelling...

Litter and paper‚ from yesterday`s hunt‚
And old dirty Dread is having some...

Cake in the parlour‚ and singing this song‚
If you think it`s dirty‚ you`re bloody well wrong!

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Female 47
[quote]On 7/11/2007 6:16:15 PM FallenHero wrote: whoa. am i the only one who cant see my picture, user name, or any of that other stuff? what happened?[/quote]
Wtf?
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Male 106
whoa. am i the only one who cant see my picture, user name, or any of that other stuff? what happened?
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Male 106
how about no. if you got a problem with his spelling, go to him about it and don`t make us waste valuable time listening to you complain. i quote, if you a problem with spelling, "you can go f*** yourself."
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Female 89
The stupid who put this spelled arrogant wrong at the end.

Seriously, if you are going to make a movie, use spell check on your text.

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Male 266
hahahaha (trys to stop craying/laughing) that is the most funny thing i have ever seen on this site and thats no lie
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Male 625
old as the hills
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Male 203
LOL!! I gotta memorize this and sing it to a few friends.
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Female 106
XD I must have a dirty mind!
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Male 21
the song was sexy not dirty
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Male 888
LMAO
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Female 29
hahaha that was hilarious. i have a dirty mind
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Male 30
lol that was great and i ges a have a dirty mind... ( ._.)
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Female 158
Really good song. "And if you think this is dirty, you can go drat yourself!"
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Male 136
This song was sung first by an English ska singer called Judge Dread. A few words have been changed, mainly English slang that most Americans wouldn`t get. I think the guys who sung it should acknowledge the fact that Judge Dread is the original singer.
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Female 12
Haha... Apparently I have a dirty mind b/c I was thinking of the words that were supposed to be there. It didnt really make much sense to me occasionally b/c I missed the word that was supposed to rhyme.. >_>
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Female 2,084
hehehe. made me giggle. lol. this was awesome.
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Female 582
REPOST!!!!!!!!!
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Male 51
I know no ones gonna believe me, but I created this video over 6 mo. ago, and sent it into ebaums. They stuck it on their homepage and every1 their loved it. Ebaums owed me $500, but guess what, I never got it (big surprise there)

If anyone has ever had this problem, or if anyone can help me get my money, feel free to contact me! Its not the money that really pisseed me off, it was the fact thet ebaums just lied to me and broke a contract, and their contest rules.

so, once again, all help is appreciated!!
JAKE BLANK

(p.s. hoped you liked the vid!!!)

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Male 1,149
The ending is awesome.
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Female 36
DBtG-i totally agree, the streched screen is driving me *moving the screen over* nuts!
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Female 36
"my baby fell out of the window,
we thought that her head would be split,
but luck was with her that morning,
she fell in a barrel of sh-
-aving cream,
be nice and clean,
shave every morning, you`ll always feel keen"
:-D this song was better though.
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Male 876
"If you think this song is dirty you can go f*ck yourself" that was great!
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Female 712
That made me laugh at the end.
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Male 1,289
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THAT WAS FREAKING FUNNY!
AHAHAHAHAAA!
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Male 29
that was funny, i lol`d through most of it
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Male 629
That was just funny.
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Male 869
That was funny. Probably more so if I wasn`t sober.
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Male 2,781
REMINDED ME OF THE DOLPHINS. :D

THAT CHICK`SS CUTE!

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Male 138
ahahahahahahahaha
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Female 1,397
ha clever.
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Female 197
jajaja that was so funny!!! i do have a dirty minf and all they said in the song had double meanings or just sounded really wrong jaja
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Male 134
peace and god bless america are 2 phrases that don`t go well together...
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Male 2,216
It`s also similar to Wendy`s audition song for Fingerbang in South Park
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Female 428
I am suddenly reminded of "Miss Susie had a tugboat" or whatever. Very funny.
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Male 598
nice, that was lame...
Cause I already knew i was perverted
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Female 36
Heard it before...
Actually, I think I have it on my iPod.
Nah well. Really funny song :D
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Male 63
repost
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Female 37
That was excellent. Nice bounce to the song.
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Male 20
lol i failed the test
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Female 217
HAHAHA.

I have not stopped laughing. The way you were sure it was going to say something dirty and then it just skipped on like nothing happened. This is priceless.

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Female 455
Rule Britannia, Three monkeys on a stick,
One fell off and paralyzed his-
Dicky was a bulldog, sitting on a log,
Along came a bee that stung him on his-
Cocktails, whiskey 10p a glass,
And if you don`t like them you can shove them up your-
Ask no questions, tell no lies,
This is the end of my dirty little rhyme.

That video made me think of Primary school...
Although their song was better than ours.

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Female 1,832
Funnay
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Female 781
Reminds me of a song we sang in elementary school.

"Miss Susi had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to hell-o operator..."

Etcetera. This one IS a good deal dirtier though...

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Male 880
I want to see her Ruffles.
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Female 432
That`d be hard to sing along to without saying the words that rhyme.
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Male 422
lannyful beat me to it :-O
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Male 23
sweet now i hav proof i got a dirty mind =]
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Male 308
That was hilarious!!!
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Female 681
wow
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Male 716
The credits almost ruined the song.
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Male 330
Godd*mmit, Why the f*ck would you stretch out the screen like this?!
It`s F*CKING ANNOYING!
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Male 1,420
you dont have a dirty mind for thinking of a word that rhymes with the previous one, which would fit in perfectly with the situation.
but the creators of this song MUST have had a dirty mind for creating these "innocent" situations.

besides, if it was just words and not a song, it wouldnt make very much sense.

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Female 1,596
-.- funny but weird pics.
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Female 57
eh i recognize the video creation program.... song was ok.
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Male 8
isnt this song just a parody of judge dredd`s "big 5".... or that could be a parody of this but either way judge dredd`s is so much better.
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Female 327
Good song. Am totally dirty minded.
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Female 133
Hahahaa A+
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Male 1,072
Haha was funny i started singing along and i couldnt help but be dirty :S
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Female 525
lol
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Female 1,894
im a pervert
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Female 1,894
yep.
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Male 2,216
Pretty funny. 5 mins worth of credits at the end were a bit crap though, especially as the video wasnt too great, the song was good though.
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Male 200
@Anisition

as you can see the internet has reached it`s limit and must therefore circle around back to the beginning or return to nothing slowly backwards in time like the theory of the universe expanding so it all can start again.

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Male 82
Recently, alot of things on IAB I have seen before. Is the Internet looping back round? Have I seen it all? Is it time for me to hang up my mouse, and finally get a life?..... I hope not ^-^
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Male 296
"...and she looked like a NICE..."
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Female 235
haha, i loved it. and yes, i admit...i have a dirty mind...

if i ever tried to sing that i`d be so tempted to say the rhyming words...

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Male 4,246
Gotta love the Arrogant Worms. (NOT `arrogent,` ArrogAnt) The ending was pretty good: "I`m an a$$hole and I approve this message." :-D

MagicMoose, you have not LIVED until you`ve eaten cookies with whipped cream.

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Female 1,984
I must not have much of a dirty mind. Most I didn`t get what I was supposed to assume. Only 4-5 did I know how to fill in.
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Male 567
yeah drat you grdnfrg
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Male 699
What is grdnfrg`s obsession with OK GO?
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Male 245
was that Red Peters?
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Male 623
eww, whipped cream on cookies?
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Female 560
i saw this so long ago
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Male 365
grdnfrg needs to be banned for spamming.
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Female 690
I`m going to go see them in concert in a few weeks, I hope they play this song.
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Female 39
I must have a dirty mind :-O
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Male 2,005
lol. i think i have to go f*** meself
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Male 4,012
Very creative and well done. But with all the rhyming and associated phrases people are (generally anyway) going to assume a certain word to come.
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Male 994
But the song doesn`t make any sense without the words put in.
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Male 1,016
btw i dont think its dirty..i think it is sexy
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Male 1,016
well that was great
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Male 4,547
Reminds me of the Musical episode of buffy. :)

"Keeps me warm in the night when I`m right in her tight... embrace tight embraaaaace"

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Female 111
lol, that was funny
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Male 756
haha that`s great. I guess I have a dirty mind lol.
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Female 761
Um. Old?
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Male 1
Lol, funny.
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Male 331
lol. Shaking his fist at the boys.

i unno.

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Male 503
Hahaha!
Damn, that`s a good song.
Really well made.
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Male 10,115
Link: The Assumption Song [Rate Link] - If you think this song is dirty, you have a dirty mind.
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