Techobabble

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
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Male 308
That was hilarious!!

"dingle alarm" hahaha

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Female 52
he was talking about an exhaust pipe!!!
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Male 1,023
i understood one part of that. well, i think i did.
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Male 35
Elementary, dear watson. Elementary.
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Male 2,796
I already have three of those...

I am waiting for something more sophisticated and complicated to come out.

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Male 3,431
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them Sam I Am.
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Male 6
I like how about 1/3 of the way in he says "well now, basically" lol.
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Male 625
rofl i was like 3 minutes in thinking hey i understand all of this then he started just making up words
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Male 78
oh, okay
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Male 897
hagane ~ Star Wars quote FTW!
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Male 425
Okay... Now explain how a railgun works. I`d like to hear that.
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Male 134
yeah thats straight bullpoo
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Female 2,084
why do i want to watch this if i am bored. this just made me even more bored.
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Female 1,065
Magneato? That is now my favorite word...
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Male 782
WHAT THE F*CK IS A SIMOFLAUNGE?!
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Male 252
"That wasn`t hard to understand at all. Of course not everyone has the job I do, and I wouldn`t expect everyone to get that.

Sounds interesting, I`m going to have to look into it a little more. It may save me a lot of time and work."

Haha. You douche. I knew somebody would come along and spout some crap like this.

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Male 967
"Uncle Owen, this R-2 unit has a bad motivator"
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Male 274
engineers suck
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Male 1,465
Oops... looks like issoisso beat me to the punch.
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Male 1,465
This video was really produced by Rockwell Automationand it’s a goof based on an old electrical engineer in-joke known as the "Turbo-Encabulator".
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Male 3

for those who are gullible enough to believe that it`s not a joke:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabu...

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Female 913
huh?
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Male 869
I actually know what that is. Some of it was a joke but the equipment and basic "jiberish" was correct. They are also used in tandem with VFD (Variable Frequency Drives). This allows equipment to start up and stop gradually without using sudden bursts of electricity and torque. Also it is connected to an automated computer system called SCADA which allows the user to monitor their equipment in real time while the SCADA program runs them. You can also switch from an auto mode to hand mode where you then can take over the equipment "old school" style and run the machines like in the days before automation. I know, it`s mad boring, but now you know. And knowing is half the battle, Yo Joe!
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Female 359
o_O Err...

Nice job on that though, it must have taken a long time to come up with all those words...

You can tell he`s not a real salesman though. Real salesmen would have just said what it did instead of spending five minutes describing the components. The consumers don`t give a sh*t what`s in it as long as it works well. :] Even total technogeeks who might have looked at it and had a joygasm from heaven wouldn`t be able to sit through all that babble. It`s not worth the pain! D:

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Male 193
Its the flux capacitor that makes time travel possible
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Male 34
he made it up as he went along
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Male 2,781
REMINDED ME OF ONE OF MY TEACHERS, SHE WAS A DRAMA CLUB SPONSOR IN HIGH SCHOOL. SHE GAVE US A WHOLE SH`TLOAD OF `EXCUSES` IN TECHNOBABBLE. THEY WERE BADASS, I USED ONE LONG `EXPLANATION` ONCE WHEN I WAS LATE TO CLASS AND THE TEACHER WAS...(AFTER A MOMENT OF SILENCE) OH I SEE, OK.
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Female 24
meesh? magneetoooH? logarithmic casing?girdlespring? dingalarm?
MYAHAHAaaa XD funny
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Male 144
Yes, i just listed a ton of items, but still...


WHA?????

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Male 144
Is it supposed to be like a fridge/car/microwave/generator/air conditioning system/stove/paintball gun/airplane/screwdriver/water fountain/foot massager/game boy advance/popcorn maker/lawnmover combination or something? That`s all i can get out of it.
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Male 598
wow, that didnt mean anything...
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Male 522
Its a joke.. none of that means anything.
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Male 301
i am more bored than i was
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Male 239
Did he say basically?wtf
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Female 288
boring
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Male 1,455
A. Fake, the words he uses are complete BS.

B. Fake, nobody would speak like that in a real ad.

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Male 2,049
*rockwell auctomations
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Male 2,049
you had me at "here at rockfella"
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Male 374
Watch it without sound.
It looks kind of dirty... Haha.
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Female 340
wtf my brain`s melting!!!! I had no clue what he was talking about throughout the whole thing.......
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Male 623
sidefumbling, marvleveins, girdle springer, they all sound like willy wonka words. how befoozling.... im gonna go eat a snozzberry
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Female 1,652
*stares blankly at screen*

uh-huh...sure.

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Female 2,695
i`m pretty sure this has been posted once or twice before..
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Male 897
I`m assuming that everyone that took that video seriously is either being sarcastic, or has yet to look up gullible in the dictionary. Gibberish, pasted together with seemingly intelligent words. Anyone with a 7th grade vocabulary should have been able to see that. I like how his phrases become more and more rediculous as the video goes on. personally, I thought it was hilarious.

`The line up consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzal-veins; so fitted to the ambiphaciant lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented...`

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Male 547
wasnt this posted before?
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Male 592
Yeah, none of that makes sense, even to an engineer--I would know because I am one. The only part of his rant that could have made some sense was the part saying, "instead of producing energy through magnetic fluxes," or something along those lines--this describes the way a generator works. But yeah, it just sounds stupid.
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Male 689
ahaha dingle alarm
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Male 197
Now I`m even more bored than I alreadyw was.X-(
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Male 11,739
That wasn`t hard to understand at all. Of course not everyone has the job I do, and I wouldn`t expect everyone to get that.

Sounds interesting, I`m going to have to look into it a little more. It may save me a lot of time and work.

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Male 296
huh. That`s really insightful.
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Female 681
wth is he talking about? :-(
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Male 1,420
"^^^^looks like somebody needs to get out of his moms house"
hes in the 13-17 range. he CANT get out of his moms house.
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Male 102
Nobody`s up-ending my girdle-spring.
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Male 49
This is not a fake, but it was a joke. This was distributed by Rockwell Automotive not long before their buyout my Meritor Automotive. I saw this at the Rockwell/Meritor introduction meeting. But then a company with the free time to create and distribute this video, obviously has some issues..it was probably a good thing they went under...
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Female 350
What was the point of this?
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Male 285
Now there`s a frood who knows where his towel is
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Female 1,025
dinglearm?!
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Male 5,194
It was B.S.
I`m a genius, that`s how I know.
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Male 1,072
What...
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Male 732
I need this thing!
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Male 22
Lou Two:
Chrysler used to make the old model, the turbo encabulator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbVY5teBz...

haha their super emaciplitator thing was a lot more compact, and does that make this a car engine?)-|

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Female 1,894
oooh i get it, so the nono noni reversible tremi pipette needs flouresent dingaliniglongs to reduce the differenrtial butthole gurdle strings. which would mean that that u need to take a retraloir intricate cavalator and put it in the dingaling long pipe so the dratin thing can turn on!!!
IT ALL MAKES SENSE TO ME NOW!!
i now know the secrets of the world.....
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Female 525
I quit a few seconds in, he had such a boring monotone voice ZZZzzzzZZZZzz
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Male 1,033
Chrysler used to make the old model, the turbo encabulator
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbVY5teBzlg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbVY5teBzlg[/url]
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Male 995
Too big to be a useful toaster anyway...
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Male 650
it makes a load more sense if you watch it muted
hes basically saying this thing clicks in here and twists around, and makes something else turn
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Male 200
yes yes... i agree, most splendid.

o_O

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Female 1,264
basically he was saying: we know big words so buy our sh.it
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Female 115
is this for real? i mean seriously, i feel stupid now...
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Male 31
You must be stupid.
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Male 76
You`ve got to be stupid if you don`t understand this.
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Male 25
Fake. A real marketing video would not go into that level of depth, whether the technology is real or not. Unless the video was made for engineers, but how often does that happen?
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Male 4,246
You shot who in the what, now? )-|

Anyway, I`m impressed he`s able to keep a straight face through all that nonsense. The moment he said it was a `crudely conceived` idea, it was clearly a joke. Reminds me of an old SNL ad...I`ll look for it on YouTube, and if I find it I`ll let y`all know.

PS: Buddy, you forgot the `n` in `technobabble.`

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Male 699
Yes, yes, interesting.
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Male 994
^^^
Dude get a life, You must have better things to do with your time that ridicule other posters.
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Male 21
^^^^looks like somebody needs to get out of his moms house
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Male 994
from what I got he said the improvement in the new design over the old is that old parts used to come out of a fan preventing them from turning to put off heat.

The new one is self contained and spins as much as it wants.

Everything else was blank.

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Male 21
he is just saying there is a new way for synchronizing cardinal gram meters for quality and technologic leadership and for opperating in the most excellent manner from rockwell it is called the retroincapulator (in other words he is saying in code that "robots will rule the world) duh
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Male 391
This is fake... My mom`s almost a certified rocket scientist and she gets a kick out of this because people think that it`s actual technology, but it`s just a joke.
(don`t worry, got me too)
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Female 12
I think it was all a geek-front for sex talk. Look at the hand motions...he`s not talking about dingle alarms or fluorescent modules anymore.
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Male 4,012
<insert confused look image here>

I *think* I followed but he lost me in one of the corners.

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Female 690
Maybe he was reading off a script very far away so he couldn`t read it very well and he just decided to make up words that might make himself sound smart.
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Female 39
Not suited for slow ppl like me :-?
I understood some of it for about..2 minutes?
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Female 129
I don`t even think that HE knew what it meant.
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Male 265
ehmm...
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Female 761
Unilateral phase retractors. Not a bad concept. XD
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Female 26
i want one B-|
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Male 779
Haha. he said Gurble... And Dingle Alarm...
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Male 315
something about a flux capacitor?
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Male 167
is that german?
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Male 331
My life is now complete
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Female 106
i did not understand any of that. thoughought all of it i was like wtf, is this for real.
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Male 503
He just goes on and on and on.
I understood some parts of it, but the rest was just jibberish.
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Male 10,115
Link: Techobabble [Rate Link] - You follow all that?
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