Subliminal Message on a Tomb Stone

Submitted by: LaChica 9 years ago Funny

John must have angry friends. Warning: adult language.
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Male 1,114
Fake, real tombstones show last names, doi...
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Male 949
Lmao. That`s good :D
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Male 210
I bet there`s a fantastic story behind that. :-D
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Female 416
John must have been killed by his ex wife
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Male 247
Saw it on snopes three years ago.
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Male 54
lol thats EVILLL!!!
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Male 876
John`s got some awesome friends there. They must be real nice. I bet they`re the ones who killed him.
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Female 2,695
it was probably a joke they shared when john was alive..
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Female 80
lol :)
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Male 447
hahahahha dratk YOU
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Male 1,704
harsh stuff!
if thats real then that sucks.
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Female 158
Really old but still well funny!
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Male 352
I`m going to have," Come hither, Unto me look, Now i am gone, T`is all over, Let us pray, I am at rest, Peace be to you, So off you go. "
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Male 1,623
that isnt subliminal at all
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Male 42
Man, I`m such an idiot; I didn`t see the message even after I looked at the boxed picture at least for a few minutes. How many years has it been since I last saw this anyway?
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Female 173
old but hey still funny
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Male 1,550
old
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Female 300
this also is older than the internet.....hell, jesus saw this tombstone, on the way to the last supper.
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Female 111
lmao, i saw this a ling time ago, but its still funnyas hell
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Male 23
it would be funny to see some guy walk up to the gravestone and be like no f*^k you yeah dont be tlaking to me like that dam @$$
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Male 124
damn this is old
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Female 20
haha funny!
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Female 174
thats funny.
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Male 593
^^it`s most likely, seems like he wasn`t really loved. Either that or his wife was a b!tch
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Female 1,397
John was a douche though...keep that in mind.
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Female 913
Now that is cool!
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Female 655
thast sadd hahah poor guy :(
its sad but hilarious at the same time hahahah
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Male 598
that was cool
way cool
ima cut myself looking at that...
jk
jk
jk
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Male 2,510
OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Female 169
Interesting...
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Male 2,781
I THINK IT`S BEEN REPOSTED HERE LIKE 3 TIMES ALREADY
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Female 88
man, I remember this from ages ago. I think I found it on some weird website.
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Female 192
Can you say REPOST???
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Female 1,065
xDDD I LOVE JOHN
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Male 629
Seen this way too many times.
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Male 869
LOL! That was brilliant. If I wasn`t going to be cryogenically frozen I would want something similar =)
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Male 95
hahaha! kinda guttin on that guy tho...
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Female 1,468
Older than dirt.
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Male 1,484
i would love that on my headstone, of course the name would change but who cares anyway
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Female 1,832
I know its real but ... it just CAN`T BE!!!
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Male 23
I`d hate to be that dead person... or any dead person actually, but especially that one.
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Male 2,720
By the way, it`s written on the back. The front is like a normal headstone, with his full name and dates and poo.
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Male 39
He didn`t want thee fame so he cursed off the camera man lol
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Female 89
I`ve never seen this! It`s so funny!
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Female 1,492
wow...this is very old
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Male 592
seen it but yeah, a classic
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Female 3
thats funny hahaha lolz<3
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Male 2
I`ve seen that. And I`m sure he deserved it.
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Female 263
lol i feel for john ):
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Male 141
wow..haha
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Female 1,412
I know someone that did this on a funeral card thing, but it said..

A Rose Says Everything..

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Female 306
hahahaha thats great.
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Male 26
lol dont touch that grave....
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Male 549
I bet he gets more visits to his grave then anyone else in the cemetary.
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Male 11,740
Either John was an idiot or his friends are.
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Male 1,496
That was either a really pooty tomb stone or a really pooty photoshop. I`m leaning towards photoshop because of the fact that no one only puts their first name on their gravestone.
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Female 1,395
oh acrostic? ok i trust you.
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Male 330
I saw this on rotten.com a long time ago. Still kinda funny and kinda sad.
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Female 1,395
thats called an across-stick poem. I guess he had no family.
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Male 521
rofl i love that haha...thats great *thinks* i might request summet like that for when i die
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Female 1,470
Lol, cool but why the hell would someone do that...he could come back to haunt you
oooooo
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Male 522
This briefly lifted me from my tortuous despair, only to plunge me deeper into the abyss a few moments later.
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Male 44
y a butterfly how gay is that lol
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Female 536
I only have to say one thing...

Hahaha...

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Male 4,012
awesome deaf_woman! Lucky you.

Poor john. But yeah, quite old.

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Female 155
It says that his wife and her mistress(?) requested that be printed on the stone because they "felt it represented him". Snopes also pointed out that he was only 55 when he died (1940-1995).

I have a feeling his wife wanted him out of the way... Oh you bicurious wives.

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Male 8
that really sucks!
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Female 351
uh, right
that was..... interesting.
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Female 157
aww thats a sad way to be remembered ;-/
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Male 73
haha i would love sumthing like that on mine
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Male 265
Belive it
or not
retarded as
it is
no, john is NOT alive, cause the
grave is from 1995

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Male 42
Wow this is from WAYY back in the day, years and years ago.
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Male 2,720
WEIRD. I JUST saw this (in real life) on Sunday. It`s in Montreal.

I was there taking pics, cuz the workers are all on strike, so the place is overgrown and awesome-looking. Here`s my pic of it:

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Male 33
nice pic!
The comment about things being old is old, i first saw it when the internet started.
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Male 946
hahahahahaha
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Male 1,016
I Love You
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Male 916
It`s not a message from John at all, it`s a message from his ex-wife and his mistress to him! Snopes can provide all the details.
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Male 400
Great john.
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Female 330
Lol, that`s cool...
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Male 4,246
<gasp> A message from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!! :-O
Well, just above the grave, but you see what I mean.
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Female 205
From what I hear, John wasn`t the one who thought of the epitaph.
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Male 240
Is the big blue square really necessary? It makes me feel stupid...
Anyway this is OLD I saw it four years ago on funnyjunk lol
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Female 986
haha poor john
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Male 1,343
Actually, because someone noticed it, it is no longer a subliminal message.
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Female 182
this is sooo old...
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Male 133
holy poo that scared me. Good stuff
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Female 178
Bwuahaha that is kick ass.
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Male 67
he went out with style
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Male 741
Hahaha, You know ur funny when at you old age and last days you still find place for humor. RIP John, RIP
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Female 182
my tomb stone will probably say something like "i told you i was sick!"
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Male 12
lol i should make one of those for people i dont like
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Male 779
Sounds like something my friends would do for me. I have awesome friends.
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Female 1,070
eh, seen that a long while ago
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Male 2,216
It`s not subliminal, its an acrostic, it`s also older than the universe.
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Female 1,264
oh sorry that was me. it was the only vengence i could get after hearing he died without paying back the $5 i lent him. sneaky bastard.
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Female 302
Aww, that`s kinda sad. :/
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Female 17
Haha I bet as a spirit he pees on them all while they sleep.
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Male 1,853
i likey :D
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Female 307
Sweet! This is only the 15623rd time I`ve seen this.
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Male 810
Yeah.
us johns are pretty cool.

can`t tell if it`s PS though
i`m Photoshopically challenged

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Female 553
Old...wow, saw this a long time ago. Still is pretty funny, though. I want something similar to this on mine :D
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Male 503
Roffle
Good man, John.
Always expressing his opinion.

But seriously, RIP John.

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Female 1,596
Link: Subliminal Message on a Tomb Stone [Rate Link] - John must have angry friends. Warning: adult language.
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