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Date: 07/17/07 02:35 AM

104 Responses to Subliminal Message on a Tomb Stone

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 9:13 pm
    Link: Subliminal Message on a Tomb Stone - John must have angry friends. Warning: adult language.
  2. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    Roffle
    Good man, John.
    Always expressing his opinion.

    But seriously, RIP John.

  3. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Old...wow, saw this a long time ago. Still is pretty funny, though. I want something similar to this on mine :D
  4. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Yeah.
    us johns are pretty cool.

    can`t tell if it`s PS though
    i`m Photoshopically challenged

  5. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Sweet! This is only the 15623rd time I`ve seen this.
  6. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:42 am
    i likey :D
  7. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Haha, I`ve seen this so many times.

    And yeah, according to snopes it`s real.

  8. Profile photo of Nighkeywn
    Nighkeywn Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Haha I bet as a spirit he pees on them all while they sleep.
  9. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Aww, that`s kinda sad. :/
  10. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:58 am
    oh sorry that was me. it was the only vengence i could get after hearing he died without paying back the $5 i lent him. sneaky bastard.
  11. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:59 am
    It`s not subliminal, its an acrostic, it`s also older than the universe.
  12. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:14 am
    eh, seen that a long while ago
  13. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Sounds like something my friends would do for me. I have awesome friends.
  14. Profile photo of tyman12
    tyman12 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:25 am
    lol i should make one of those for people i dont like
  15. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:33 am
    my tomb stone will probably say something like "i told you i was sick!"
  16. Profile photo of Brian 61316
    Brian 61316 Male 18-29
    741 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:42 am
    Hahaha, You know ur funny when at you old age and last days you still find place for humor. RIP John, RIP
  17. Profile photo of HHHBBB
    HHHBBB Male 13-17
    67 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:43 am
    he went out with style
  18. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:44 am
    Bwuahaha that is kick ass.
  19. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:47 am
    holy poo that scared me. Good stuff
  20. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:48 am
    this is sooo old...
  21. Profile photo of IAmTheMoose
    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:57 am
    Actually, because someone noticed it, it is no longer a subliminal message.
  22. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:01 am
    haha poor john
  23. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:05 am
    Is the big blue square really necessary? It makes me feel stupid...
    Anyway this is OLD I saw it four years ago on funnyjunk lol
  24. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:06 am
    From what I hear, John wasn`t the one who thought of the epitaph.
  25. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:26 am
    <gasp> A message from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!! :-O
    Well, just above the grave, but you see what I mean.
  26. Profile photo of sniugnep
    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:27 am
    Lol, that`s cool...
  27. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:51 am
    Great john.
  28. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:26 am
    It`s not a message from John at all, it`s a message from his ex-wife and his mistress to him! Snopes can provide all the details.
  29. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:54 am
    I Love You
  30. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:48 am
    hahahahahaha
  31. Profile photo of bradbury
    bradbury Male 30-39
    33 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:04 am
    nice pic!
    The comment about things being old is old, i first saw it when the internet started.
  32. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:23 am
    WEIRD. I JUST saw this (in real life) on Sunday. It`s in Montreal.

    I was there taking pics, cuz the workers are all on strike, so the place is overgrown and awesome-looking. Here`s my pic of it:

  33. Profile photo of JustKikz34
    JustKikz34 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:24 am
    Wow this is from WAYY back in the day, years and years ago.
  34. Profile photo of kongen
    kongen Male 18-29
    265 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:35 am
    Belive it
    or not
    retarded as
    it is
    no, john is NOT alive, cause the
    grave is from 1995

  35. Profile photo of Scomatose07
    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:00 am
    haha i would love sumthing like that on mine
  36. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:08 am
    aww thats a sad way to be remembered ;-/
  37. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:33 am
    uh, right
    that was..... interesting.
  38. Profile photo of G02h3LL
    G02h3LL Male 18-29
    8 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:47 am
    that really sucks!
  39. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:47 am
    It says that his wife and her mistress(?) requested that be printed on the stone because they "felt it represented him". Snopes also pointed out that he was only 55 when he died (1940-1995).

    I have a feeling his wife wanted him out of the way... Oh you bicurious wives.

  40. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:55 am
    awesome deaf_woman! Lucky you.

    Poor john. But yeah, quite old.

  41. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:05 am
    I only have to say one thing...

    Hahaha...

  42. Profile photo of Blundell69
    Blundell69 Male 18-29
    44 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:13 am
    y a butterfly how gay is that lol
  43. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:16 am
    This briefly lifted me from my tortuous despair, only to plunge me deeper into the abyss a few moments later.
  44. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:17 am
    Lol, cool but why the hell would someone do that...he could come back to haunt you
    oooooo
  45. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:22 am
    rofl i love that haha...thats great *thinks* i might request summet like that for when i die
  46. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:36 am
    thats called an across-stick poem. I guess he had no family.
  47. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:36 am
    I saw this on rotten.com a long time ago. Still kinda funny and kinda sad.
  48. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:37 am
    oh acrostic? ok i trust you.
  49. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:43 am
    That was either a really pooty tomb stone or a really pooty photoshop. I`m leaning towards photoshop because of the fact that no one only puts their first name on their gravestone.
  50. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Either John was an idiot or his friends are.
  51. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:03 am
    I bet he gets more visits to his grave then anyone else in the cemetary.
  52. Profile photo of wooaah
    wooaah Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:10 am
    lol dont touch that grave....
  53. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:19 am
    hahahaha thats great.
  54. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:41 am
    I know someone that did this on a funeral card thing, but it said..

    A Rose Says Everything..

  55. Profile photo of MyBordem
    MyBordem Male 13-17
    141 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:45 am
    wow..haha
  56. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    lol i feel for john ):
  57. Profile photo of MichaelJacks
    MichaelJacks Male 40-49
    2 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    I`ve seen that. And I`m sure he deserved it.
  58. Profile photo of igotspiritxx
    igotspiritxx Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    thats funny hahaha lolz<3
  59. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    seen it but yeah, a classic
  60. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    wow...this is very old
  61. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    I`ve never seen this! It`s so funny!
  62. Profile photo of Kosudax3x
    Kosudax3x Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    He didn`t want thee fame so he cursed off the camera man lol
  63. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    By the way, it`s written on the back. The front is like a normal headstone, with his full name and dates and poo.
  64. Profile photo of StaleEyez
    StaleEyez Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    I`d hate to be that dead person... or any dead person actually, but especially that one.
  65. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    I know its real but ... it just CAN`T BE!!!
  66. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    i would love that on my headstone, of course the name would change but who cares anyway
  67. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    Older than dirt.
  68. Profile photo of jester_dan
    jester_dan Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    hahaha! kinda guttin on that guy tho...
  69. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    LOL! That was brilliant. If I wasn`t going to be cryogenically frozen I would want something similar =)
  70. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    Seen this way too many times.
  71. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    xDDD I LOVE JOHN
  72. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
    192 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    Can you say REPOST???
  73. Profile photo of driftalways
    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    man, I remember this from ages ago. I think I found it on some weird website.
  74. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    I THINK IT`S BEEN REPOSTED HERE LIKE 3 TIMES ALREADY
  75. Profile photo of Miss__Murder
    Miss__Murder Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    Interesting...
  76. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    OLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  77. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    that was cool
    way cool
    ima cut myself looking at that...
    jk
    jk
    jk
  78. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    thast sadd hahah poor guy :(
    its sad but hilarious at the same time hahahah
  79. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    Now that is cool!
  80. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    John was a douche though...keep that in mind.
  81. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    ^^it`s most likely, seems like he wasn`t really loved. Either that or his wife was a b!tch
  82. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    thats funny.
  83. Profile photo of coolpaula92
    coolpaula92 Female 70 & Over
    20 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    haha funny!
  84. Profile photo of Monkeyboywes
    Monkeyboywes Male 13-17
    124 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    damn this is old
  85. Profile photo of puffman88
    puffman88 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    it would be funny to see some guy walk up to the gravestone and be like no f*^k you yeah dont be tlaking to me like that dam @$$
  86. Profile photo of X6xKoRnx7X
    X6xKoRnx7X Female 18-29
    111 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    lmao, i saw this a ling time ago, but its still funnyas hell
  87. Profile photo of smurfette69
    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 1:36 am
    this also is older than the internet.....hell, jesus saw this tombstone, on the way to the last supper.
  88. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 3:54 am
    old
  89. Profile photo of gimysumlovin
    gimysumlovin Female 13-17
    173 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 5:12 am
    old but hey still funny
  90. Profile photo of LDBAMC
    LDBAMC Male 18-29
    42 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 8:00 am
    Man, I`m such an idiot; I didn`t see the message even after I looked at the boxed picture at least for a few minutes. How many years has it been since I last saw this anyway?
  91. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 8:24 am
    that isnt subliminal at all
  92. Profile photo of bigfatpig
    bigfatpig Male 18-29
    352 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 10:44 am
    I`m going to have," Come hither, Unto me look, Now i am gone, T`is all over, Let us pray, I am at rest, Peace be to you, So off you go. "
  93. Profile photo of Ratdog993
    Ratdog993 Female 18-29
    158 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Really old but still well funny!
  94. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 12:49 pm
    harsh stuff!
    if thats real then that sucks.
  95. Profile photo of poke321
    poke321 Male 13-17
    447 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    hahahahha dratk YOU
  96. Profile photo of izzylyn
    izzylyn Female 13-17
    80 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    lol :)
  97. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 12:59 am
    it was probably a joke they shared when john was alive..
  98. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    John`s got some awesome friends there. They must be real nice. I bet they`re the ones who killed him.
  99. Profile photo of mintsponge
    mintsponge Male 18-29
    54 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 1:06 pm
    lol thats EVILLL!!!
  100. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Saw it on snopes three years ago.
  101. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    August 7, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    John must have been killed by his ex wife
  102. Profile photo of DudeGuy
    DudeGuy Male 13-17
    211 posts
    September 10, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    I bet there`s a fantastic story behind that. :-D
  103. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    952 posts
    October 4, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    Lmao. That`s good :D
  104. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    November 9, 2007 at 10:55 am
    Fake, real tombstones show last names, doi...

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