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Date: 07/05/07 03:04 AM

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  1. Profile photo of gizizza
    gizizza Male 30-39
    8 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Link: Semi-Colon Blow - I will be very careful the next time I go in a swimming pool.
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    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:11 am
    ouch.. and the erson in front of me just ut wthat to get first post and didnt even read the post!
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:11 am
    That`s because the person stuck her culo up the plug -.- Who would do that?
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    kikikitkat Female 13-17
    152 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:12 am
    When I was that little girl`s age, I was terrified of pool drains... I always thought they would suck me in somehow. I got over it, realizing how unlikely it was, but I guess I was wrong. :-/
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:13 am
    wtf?

    colonics are just getting dangerous

  6. Profile photo of Fitch
    Fitch Male 13-17
    27 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:13 am
    That would hurt so much

    I didn`t know those drains were so strong:-P

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    sora280 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:13 am
    Thats amazingly horrible.
    And ouch.
  8. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:17 am
    I actually read about this one other time. There was a story about this that was told by the director of Fight Club. It`s called a prolapse.
  9. Profile photo of LyssaRoxSox
    LyssaRoxSox Female 18-29
    70 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:18 am
    geez that part at the end... a 3 year old was disemboweled?? and survived?? how do these things happen?
  10. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:22 am
    wow
  11. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Oh my god, that`s terrible. She`s only six, too.
  12. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    Wikipedia article
  13. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:30 am
    OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!! Poor kid, how the fck can this happen?!?!?
  14. Profile photo of rock_jock
    rock_jock Female 30-39
    122 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:30 am
    That`s crappy.
  15. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:33 am
    um, ow?
  16. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:36 am
    she either must just be really unlucky or has really bad karma!
  17. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:02 am
    Oh lord, poor kid.
  18. Profile photo of sweet_sorrow
    sweet_sorrow Female 13-17
    123 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:14 am
    I bet she`s emotionally scarred for the rest of her life :C
  19. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:17 am
    TWO cases of evisceration/DISEMBOWELING!?!?

    dear lord...

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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:26 am
    woah...that isnt good at all now is it
  21. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:29 am
    golf club? eh she probably was a spoiled brat any how. =P
  22. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:33 am
    Pwnt
  23. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:39 am
    0.o...
  24. Profile photo of TeganRed
    TeganRed Female 18-29
    134 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:40 am
    "I actually read about this one other time. There was a story about this that was told by the director of Fight Club. It`s called a prolapse."
    Yeah, I can`t believe `Guts` by Chuck Palahnuik could be real!
  25. Profile photo of gr8nbed69
    gr8nbed69 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:15 am
    that story about the kid in the pool doing naughty things really scarred me when i read it a year or so ago. just disgusting. i didn`t know this kinda thing actually happens! horrible...
  26. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:38 am
    omg Guts!
  27. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:06 am
    Damn! Its just like another Butt out thing, But "less hassle and its Guaranteed to leave a smile on your face OR you money back!"
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:24 am
    omg...pwned XD that must have been a pretty strong suction o.O
  29. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:46 am
    Same here; read "Guts", but didn`t think it REALLY happens.
  30. Profile photo of Gagala
    Gagala Female 30-39
    76 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:02 am
    This reminds me of one Chuck Palahniuk`s extra-gross confessions in his book Haunted. Word has it that he went on a huge book tour and people would literally faint from the disgust and shock of hearing about this kind of thing graphically (the character was not as innocent as this little girl) - an ambulance was called to almost every book store he read at. (I don`t think people should have that kind of power.)
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    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:05 am
    erm
    ellbell 16, shut up. if she was a spoilt brat, it`s not her fault so she doesn`t diserve it. hardly anyone deserves that. and she may not have been anyway.
  32. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:09 am
    How is this supposed to make me less bored? I am disgusted but not less bored...
  33. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:15 am
    ellbell16 Think thats a bit harsh, Well like you know SOMEONE 70+ <Yeah right> must have some feelin of sorrow then again u aint 70 so there we go!!
  34. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:15 am
    that sucks.
  35. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:47 am
    Where were the parents?
  36. Profile photo of spitebaby
    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:10 am
    When I was little I was having fun in a hotel pool and my sister came up and said, "Hey, you know kids have gotten their insides pulled out from pool drains right?" And then she walked away and I cried.

    I read this article and I got so sick...

  37. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:42 am
    omg poor kids... ):
  38. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    339 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
    Chuck Palahniuk was not the director of Fight Club.
  39. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:14 am
    holy crap...
  40. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:39 am
    No, Chuck Palahniuk was the author, the director was David Fincher
  41. Profile photo of pillowpants
    pillowpants Female 18-29
    107 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:41 am
    that made my butt pucker...
  42. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:42 am
    Whoa, almost rang up another member to the "World Clock". I heard if you push to hard dropping a deuce this can happen too. Seems like everything can kill you these days!
  43. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:47 am
    ewwwwwww
  44. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:50 am
    gross, poor girl
  45. Profile photo of evilbean06
    evilbean06 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    I just live a few miles from where this happened. Here`s the deal for those of you who didn`t bother to read the article: This happened in the kiddy pool, which only has one drain. That`s why it`s so strong. The cover for the drain was missing, which is why when she sat on it part of her intestines were pulled out. Had the drain cover been there, this would have never happened. When I was little I would sit on the drain too, and that never happened because the cover was there. In our other local paper (The Pioneer Press) they said that all of this could be remedied with multiple drains which would redistribute the suction.
  46. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Oh my dear god that is one of the most disgusting things i have ever heard. I am gagging and vomiting at the same time just thinking about that. i am gomiting.
  47. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    Oh...f*ck that.
  48. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    You know, I actually heard of this happening to another kid when I was very little, like in kindergarten or something. I never knew if it was true or not, but apparently it can happen. Wow...that`s pretty nasty.
  49. Profile photo of Astaria24
    Astaria24 Female 30-39
    61 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    Hey evilbean06 - I`m in MN too. :)
  50. Profile photo of Giacona
    Giacona Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    I`m surprised no one else has said this, but a semi-colon is a puncuation, NOT a body part. >>> ; semi colon. You mean just colon. *sigh*
  51. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    Ouchies.
    I hear about a four-year old girl who was in a hot tub, and her hair got sucked into a jet and she was forced under the water. She drowned :-(
  52. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    thats it im chucking my bathing suit right NOW!!!
  53. Profile photo of aToMiC_dOg18
    aToMiC_dOg18 Female 13-17
    208 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    I like my insides right where they are, thank you.
  54. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    I`ve heard of this. It`s so tragic. On a more *Funny* note ( I know this isn`t exactly something to *giggle* about) but I heard this story about this *pervvy* guy who stuck his man meat in one of those suction thingys and well ... he got stuck. Dunno if he was injured as they didn`t give many details but I had to laugh.
  55. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    This is why people who own pools need to have some common sense and put a cover or multiple drains, then it`s next to impossible for this kind of crap to happen.
  56. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    ^^HEY LARA, I SAW A STORY IN A COPS SHOW I THINK. THIS GUY STUCK HIS PEN IS IN THOSE DRAIN THINGS. HAHAHAHAHAHA MAN THAT `SUCKED` FOR HIM! HAHAHAHAHHA O MAN GET IT? SUCKED? NO?!?!

    HE SHOULD HAVE TRIED THE VACUUM CLEANER BETTER.

  57. Profile photo of invaderzil
    invaderzil Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    OMG OMG OMG>>> I will be watching my son like a hawk when he`s old enough to go in those!!! I used to play around those all the time when I was little too!
  58. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:44 pm
    The worst part in the Chuck Palahniuk (or w/e) story was the vitamin. Ew.
  59. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    now thats what i call an enima!
  60. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    holy crap.

    no pun intended.

  61. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    i`ve always been terrified of pool drains, for this very reason.
  62. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    is that the hole where a hole makes the water feel like a jaccuzi?
  63. Profile photo of ccaattss
    ccaattss Female 13-17
    35 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Woah... and my anus now hurts. I thought this only happens in horror movies
  64. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    That`s not very nice.
  65. Profile photo of AtomicAtari
    AtomicAtari Male 13-17
    48 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    like in the book choke, if someone else has said that...
  66. Profile photo of ninmatic
    ninmatic Male 13-17
    74 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    eww... poor girl. Hope she survives ok
  67. Profile photo of hackmanrules
    hackmanrules Male 13-17
    15 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    Dont forget:I ca assume tit pulled her suit off too. lol!

    But really anyone who laughs at this is an as-- fuc-- dou-- the devil himself.

  68. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:52 am
    "she either must just be really unlucky or has really bad karma!"
    or she stuck her butt on something she shouldn`t have. no need to attribute stupidity to higher causes.
  69. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 1:23 am
    Holy. Crap.
  70. Profile photo of spitebaby
    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 2:49 am
    Giacona:"I`m surprised no one else has said this, but a semi-colon is a puncuation, NOT a body part. >>> ; semi colon. You mean just colon. *sigh*"

    I think it`s a pun. Semi-Colon... her colon was semi pulled out. If not then that`s pretty sad. If so, then it`s in bad taste...

  71. Profile photo of gizizza
    gizizza Male 30-39
    8 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 4:20 am
    http://www.startribune.com/462/story/128...

    Thanks for the English lesson; it`s good to know some people can interpret a joke, even one made in poor taste.

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    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    i threw up a lil....
  73. Profile photo of sophiemichel
    sophiemichel Female 13-17
    217 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    A six year old shouldn`t have to go through that. Nor should anyone for that matter. That`s sick and I totally feel sorry for her.
  74. Profile photo of Astaria24
    Astaria24 Female 30-39
    61 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    I saw this story on the news last night. The little girl`s entire small intestine was pulled out - they later found in in the pool drain. She got out of the pool and collapsed and they thought she had had a seizure and rushed her to the hospital. Only there did they find out what had really happened. When she woke up supposedly the first thing she asked her dad was if it was going to be on the news. When he asked her why, she said that she wanted to make sure people knew so no other kids would get hurt. :( Poor little girl is going to have to be fed intraveinously for the rest of her life and wear a colostomy bag too. :( Poor little one!
  75. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    July 6, 2007 at 10:24 pm
    owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww holy poo
  76. Profile photo of Naru-bEtch
    Naru-bEtch Female 13-17
    75 posts
    July 7, 2007 at 12:42 am
    ouchies o.0
  77. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    July 8, 2007 at 5:57 am
    Wow, my insides twist in fright at this very story. It must absolutely suck for her. :-(
  78. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
    96 posts
    July 12, 2007 at 1:49 am
    wow....
  79. Profile photo of StaleEyez
    StaleEyez Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    Ouch... poor kid. |-(
  80. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    Wow, I think there needs to be a safety feature to prevent this.
  81. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:36 pm
    How do things like this happen in this day in age? This is unforgivable, I hope they sue the ass off of the pool owners.
  82. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Yuck yuck. That really...sucks?

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