Semi-Colon Blow

Submitted by: gizizza 9 years ago Misc
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1284006.html

I will be very careful the next time I go in a swimming pool.
There are 82 comments:
Female 178
Yuck yuck. That really...sucks?
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Female 1,468
How do things like this happen in this day in age? This is unforgivable, I hope they sue the ass off of the pool owners.
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Female 143
Wow, I think there needs to be a safety feature to prevent this.
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Male 23
Ouch... poor kid. |-(
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Female 96
wow....
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Female 239
Wow, my insides twist in fright at this very story. It must absolutely suck for her. :-(
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Female 75
ouchies o.0
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Female 299
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww holy poo
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Female 61
I saw this story on the news last night. The little girl`s entire small intestine was pulled out - they later found in in the pool drain. She got out of the pool and collapsed and they thought she had had a seizure and rushed her to the hospital. Only there did they find out what had really happened. When she woke up supposedly the first thing she asked her dad was if it was going to be on the news. When he asked her why, she said that she wanted to make sure people knew so no other kids would get hurt. :( Poor little girl is going to have to be fed intraveinously for the rest of her life and wear a colostomy bag too. :( Poor little one!
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Female 217
A six year old shouldn`t have to go through that. Nor should anyone for that matter. That`s sick and I totally feel sorry for her.
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Male 129
i threw up a lil....
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Male 8
http://www.startribune.com/462/story/128...

Thanks for the English lesson; it`s good to know some people can interpret a joke, even one made in poor taste.

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Female 170
Giacona:"I`m surprised no one else has said this, but a semi-colon is a puncuation, NOT a body part. >>> ; semi colon. You mean just colon. *sigh*"

I think it`s a pun. Semi-Colon... her colon was semi pulled out. If not then that`s pretty sad. If so, then it`s in bad taste...

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Female 878
Holy. Crap.
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Male 1,420
"she either must just be really unlucky or has really bad karma!"
or she stuck her butt on something she shouldn`t have. no need to attribute stupidity to higher causes.
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Male 15
Dont forget:I ca assume tit pulled her suit off too. lol!

But really anyone who laughs at this is an as-- fuc-- dou-- the devil himself.

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Male 74
eww... poor girl. Hope she survives ok
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Male 48
like in the book choke, if someone else has said that...
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Male 593
That`s not very nice.
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Female 35
Woah... and my anus now hurts. I thought this only happens in horror movies
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Female 224
is that the hole where a hole makes the water feel like a jaccuzi?
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Female 2,695
i`ve always been terrified of pool drains, for this very reason.
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Female 1,025
holy crap.

no pun intended.

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Male 200
now thats what i call an enima!
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Female 1,403
The worst part in the Chuck Palahniuk (or w/e) story was the vitamin. Ew.
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Female 75
OMG OMG OMG>>> I will be watching my son like a hawk when he`s old enough to go in those!!! I used to play around those all the time when I was little too!
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Male 2,781
^^HEY LARA, I SAW A STORY IN A COPS SHOW I THINK. THIS GUY STUCK HIS PEN IS IN THOSE DRAIN THINGS. HAHAHAHAHAHA MAN THAT `SUCKED` FOR HIM! HAHAHAHAHHA O MAN GET IT? SUCKED? NO?!?!

HE SHOULD HAVE TRIED THE VACUUM CLEANER BETTER.

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Male 2,486
This is why people who own pools need to have some common sense and put a cover or multiple drains, then it`s next to impossible for this kind of crap to happen.
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Female 1,832
I`ve heard of this. It`s so tragic. On a more *Funny* note ( I know this isn`t exactly something to *giggle* about) but I heard this story about this *pervvy* guy who stuck his man meat in one of those suction thingys and well ... he got stuck. Dunno if he was injured as they didn`t give many details but I had to laugh.
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Female 208
I like my insides right where they are, thank you.
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Female 416
thats it im chucking my bathing suit right NOW!!!
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Female 2,552
Ouchies.
I hear about a four-year old girl who was in a hot tub, and her hair got sucked into a jet and she was forced under the water. She drowned :-(
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Male 38
I`m surprised no one else has said this, but a semi-colon is a puncuation, NOT a body part. >>> ; semi colon. You mean just colon. *sigh*
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Female 61
Hey evilbean06 - I`m in MN too. :)
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Female 486
You know, I actually heard of this happening to another kid when I was very little, like in kindergarten or something. I never knew if it was true or not, but apparently it can happen. Wow...that`s pretty nasty.
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Female 1,397
Oh...f*ck that.
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Male 336
Oh my dear god that is one of the most disgusting things i have ever heard. I am gagging and vomiting at the same time just thinking about that. i am gomiting.
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Female 19
I just live a few miles from where this happened. Here`s the deal for those of you who didn`t bother to read the article: This happened in the kiddy pool, which only has one drain. That`s why it`s so strong. The cover for the drain was missing, which is why when she sat on it part of her intestines were pulled out. Had the drain cover been there, this would have never happened. When I was little I would sit on the drain too, and that never happened because the cover was there. In our other local paper (The Pioneer Press) they said that all of this could be remedied with multiple drains which would redistribute the suction.
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Female 525
gross, poor girl
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Male 1,182
ewwwwwww
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Male 869
Whoa, almost rang up another member to the "World Clock". I heard if you push to hard dropping a deuce this can happen too. Seems like everything can kill you these days!
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Female 107
that made my butt pucker...
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Male 452
No, Chuck Palahniuk was the author, the director was David Fincher
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Male 556
holy crap...
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Female 338
Chuck Palahniuk was not the director of Fight Club.
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Female 576
omg poor kids... ):
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Female 170
When I was little I was having fun in a hotel pool and my sister came up and said, "Hey, you know kids have gotten their insides pulled out from pool drains right?" And then she walked away and I cried.

I read this article and I got so sick...

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Female 99
Where were the parents?
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Female 3,574
that sucks.
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Male 1,072
ellbell16 Think thats a bit harsh, Well like you know SOMEONE 70+ <Yeah right> must have some feelin of sorrow then again u aint 70 so there we go!!
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Male 452
How is this supposed to make me less bored? I am disgusted but not less bored...
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Female 351
erm
ellbell 16, shut up. if she was a spoilt brat, it`s not her fault so she doesn`t diserve it. hardly anyone deserves that. and she may not have been anyway.
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Female 76
This reminds me of one Chuck Palahniuk`s extra-gross confessions in his book Haunted. Word has it that he went on a huge book tour and people would literally faint from the disgust and shock of hearing about this kind of thing graphically (the character was not as innocent as this little girl) - an ambulance was called to almost every book store he read at. (I don`t think people should have that kind of power.)
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Male 2,720
Same here; read "Guts", but didn`t think it REALLY happens.
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Male 521
omg...pwned XD that must have been a pretty strong suction o.O
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Male 1,072
Damn! Its just like another Butt out thing, But "less hassle and its Guaranteed to leave a smile on your face OR you money back!"
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Male 946
omg Guts!
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Female 110
that story about the kid in the pool doing naughty things really scarred me when i read it a year or so ago. just disgusting. i didn`t know this kinda thing actually happens! horrible...
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Female 134
"I actually read about this one other time. There was a story about this that was told by the director of Fight Club. It`s called a prolapse."
Yeah, I can`t believe `Guts` by Chuck Palahnuik could be real!
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Female 458
0.o...
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Male 1,550
Pwnt
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Female 182
golf club? eh she probably was a spoiled brat any how. =P
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Male 1,016
woah...that isnt good at all now is it
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Male 810
TWO cases of evisceration/DISEMBOWELING!?!?

dear lord...

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Female 123
I bet she`s emotionally scarred for the rest of her life :C
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Male 270
Oh lord, poor kid.
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Male 761
she either must just be really unlucky or has really bad karma!
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Female 306
um, ow?
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Female 122
That`s crappy.
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Male 108
OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!! Poor kid, how the fck can this happen?!?!?
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Male 372
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Male 240
Oh my god, that`s terrible. She`s only six, too.
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Male 1,162
wow
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Female 70
geez that part at the end... a 3 year old was disemboweled?? and survived?? how do these things happen?
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Male 372
I actually read about this one other time. There was a story about this that was told by the director of Fight Club. It`s called a prolapse.
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Male 62
Thats amazingly horrible.
And ouch.
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Male 27
That would hurt so much

I didn`t know those drains were so strong:-P

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Female 1,001
wtf?

colonics are just getting dangerous

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Female 152
When I was that little girl`s age, I was terrified of pool drains... I always thought they would suck me in somehow. I got over it, realizing how unlikely it was, but I guess I was wrong. :-/
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Female 1,596
That`s because the person stuck her culo up the plug -.- Who would do that?
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Male 418
ouch.. and the erson in front of me just ut wthat to get first post and didnt even read the post!
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Male 8
Link: Semi-Colon Blow [Rate Link] - I will be very careful the next time I go in a swimming pool.
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