Real Names of Celebrities

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Misc
http://www.bitchslapp.com/viewtopic.php?t=251

A lot of celebs were born with dorky names.
There are 60 comments:
Female 428
Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray
:-O Srsly?
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Male 317
that must be BS!
Thomas Cruise Mapother IV ?
Marshall Bruce Mathers III ?
what kind of name are these ?!?
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Female 120
Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose??

I always thought Axl`s real name was William Bailey??

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Female 22
"Vanilla Ice=Robert Van Winkle"
Yeah, we saw that on the Surreal Life.
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Male 549
ehh not that exciting
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Male 1,263
Iggy Pop = James Jewell Osterberg, Jr.

Omfg thats weird, my Nickname is Iggy (because of my username) and my real name is James O.O

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Female 120
Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) = William Bruce Rose??

I always thought Axl`s real name was William Bailey??

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Male 2,781
^ 4REAL :D

INTERESTING! I` WAS SURPRISED I FOUND A FEW OF THEM, QUITE SHOCKING ACTUALLY.

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Female 110
OLD LIST
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Male 161
Cassius Clay Jr. rock the socks.
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Female 2,084
Alan Alda = Alphonso D`Abruzzo

i like his real name better.

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Male 165
Hey hey, look what I found...
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Male 165
How about "phuck"
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Male 165
But that worked.
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Male 165
I am a pretty pretty little girl
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Male 165
Aww, didn`t work :(
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Male 165
So, "Ice-T" is better than "Tracy Morrow?"

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Female 535
Michael Keaton = Michael Douglas

lmao

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Male 46
They also go to the restroom and sleep at night.

Could they actually be humans?

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Female 1,832
as far as good `ole Chuck Norris? Carlos Ray will still kick your a/ss ...
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Female 1,832
no wonder they changed their names ...
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Male 1,866
who goes on bitchslapp . com and who types up a list like that on a message board? this is a joke. 1/4
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Male 1,114
Richard Burton = Richard Jenkins

Leeeeerrrrrrrrrrooooyyyyyyyyyyyyy jeeeeeeeeeeenkins!

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Male 1,114
Woody Allen = Allen Konigsberg

I knew they both existed, just thought they were different people... life`s like that >.<

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Female 124
That forum probably put "Eleanora ****" because her last name was Fagan and it was censored for the first three letters. Which is dumb.
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Female 525
why do parents have to give their children such crappy names?
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Male 102
Chuck Norris = Carlos Ray
WHAT?????
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Female 2,552
..so?
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Female 61
Well, what`s your "real" name, Bloigen?
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Male 869
You mean Mr.T isn`t his "real" name.....I piddy da fool!
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Male 10
[quote]On 7/4/2007 11:29:02 AM person1993 wrote: Billie Holliday = Eleanora **** ???[/quote]

I was wondering that, too...

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Male 556
the "eric patrick clapp" one isnt true, his last name was always clapton, check out wikipedia.
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Male 131
Billie Holliday = Eleanora **** ???
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Male 756
Carlos Ray (Chuck) Norris Jr. is going to roundhouse kick your ass as soon as he gets back from (sorry, it`s a secret mission).

Okay, I can tell you this... it`s big... real big.

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Female 1,395
most of these seem to be names that were jewish/italian names that were Anglicized. Shame.
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Male 156
Why am I not on this list?
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Male 521
i dont care?
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Male 200
Tom Cruise = Ben Dover
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Female 1,596
This link is making a person a lot of money from the views...
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Male 452
Why the f*ck should I care what their real names are? They are just clowns for my entertainment I absolutely don`t care what they do outside of my entertainment time.
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Male 2,216
A lot of them are correct.
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Female 9
[quote]On 7/4/2007 2:08:13 AM sulu wrote: I really doubt how authentic some of these are. Since it`s coming from a post from a forum called bi*ch slap [/quote]
Actually, they are total bollocks: Check Bardot, Clapton, Einstein for instance...
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Female 690
Celebrities - meh.
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Male 96
Here`s one I didn`t see on the list,

Vanilla Ice=Robert Van Winkle

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Male 506
I don`t care.
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Male 2,216
It is strange how a lot of them are seemingly to hide Jewish/Mexican/Italian names, but a shame that people have to do that.

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Male 58
They missed one. Jon Stewart`s birth name was Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz.
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Female 1,397
Chuck Norris is really Carlos Ray....HA.
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Male 167
you don`t want to know what happens if you are already in Tijuana
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Male 167
if you say Chuck Norris real name he will round kick you all the way to Tijuana
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Female 100
Who ever knew that Bela Lugosi`s real name was Bela Ferenc Blasko.
I am shocked.
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Female 124
Chuck Norris is mexican??

Just kidding don`t flame me!! =D

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Male 256
WTF why isn`t Gene Simmons there!, he has a jewish name, its like `hiem` or something
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Male 1,162
Some of it`s pretty funny. No sh*t "The Undertaker" is not his real name.
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Male 265
Ice Cube = Oshea Jackson lol was he a transvestite? cuz he gotta gurly name
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Female 1,025
They forgot Carlos Mencia.
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Male 265
Alice Cooper = Vincent Furnier lol rich white boy name
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Male 108
Whoa! That was a big list XD, some names where cool as they where, dunno why they changed.
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Male 994
I really doubt how authentic some of these are.

Since it`s coming from a post from a forum called bi*ch slap

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Male 10,115
Link: Real Names of Celebrities [Rate Link] - A lot of celebs were born with dorky names.
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