Magazine Ads from the Past

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Misc

Nobody thought anything was odd about these ads back in the 1940s.
There are 95 comments:
Female 368
I think I`d like that vibra finger thingy...but not for my teeth!!
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Female 48
so funny...until that last advertisement O.O
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Male 42
Man the 1940`s were ten times funnier than now, damn political correctness ruins everything.
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Female 986
O.o vibra-finger eh?
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Male 203
Lol it`s hard to believe nobody saw anything wrong with the vibra finger back then. Now we see just how far society has come
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Male 2,510
women i kno that finger went no where near your gums.
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Female 96
gimme the vibrate finger lmao!
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Female 182
poor baby... he doesn`t know about the effects of second-hand smoke...
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Female 837
The baby one kind of upsets me. Lol. But other than they, they`re pretty hysterical.
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Female 837
"Snoogans
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
82 Posts Tuesday, July 10, 2007 6:30:51 PM
Those are classic ads. I like in the first one how the woman is leaning in as if to say "Shotgun me man"! And the Vibra-Finger is wicked funny. Not only does it come with a carrying case the ad also says " Buy one for yourself and one for a friend". LMAO! "Just what I`ve always wanted Suzy, a Vibra-Finger!" "You`re welcome Jill, now we can both massage our gums togther!" *70`s porn music starts playing* =P"

LMFAO.

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Female 1,065
WHOA vibra finger xD
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Male 645
The second one is definitely my favorite.
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Female 20
i like the last one hahaha lol!!!!
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Male 165
Now, remember son, you can`t beat the Axis if you get VD.


Can`t use that slogan today. Unless you said something like "You can`t beat Osama Bin Laden if you get VD."

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Female 836
Ok, two other posts said it, but the first ad was NOT from the 1940`s, it was from the late 60`s or the 70`s.
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Female 88
Yeah, we all thought the vibra finger was a vibrator.
But lets think about it. A girl doesn`t go and buy a vibrating "back massager" with intentions of only relieving back tension, right?
And you heard the doctor, he reccomends it!
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Male 876
Vibra finger? Lol! I thought it was a vibrator.
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Male 29
"What, no surgeon general warning?"
i wondered about that at first too, until i remembered that the warning is a fairly recent thing
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Male 1,289
you can`t beat the axis if you get VD
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Male 629
What, no surgeon general warning?
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Female 66
wow... the vibrating finger... o_o
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Male 869
Those are classic ads. I like in the first one how the woman is leaning in as if to say "Shotgun me man"! And the Vibra-Finger is wicked funny. Not only does it come with a carrying case the ad also says " Buy one for yourself and one for a friend". LMAO! "Just what I`ve always wanted Suzy, a Vibra-Finger!" "You`re welcome Jill, now we can both massage our gums togther!" *70`s porn music starts playing* =P
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Male 1,364
hehehehe
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Female 90
oh my.
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Female 24
um..... wow.. O.0 ...
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Female 655
hahahaa =] vibra finger ;)
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Male 70
If i was with that girl I would "blow in her face" for sure, she`s pretty hot.
Vibra-finger! that would be a great bridal shower gift.
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Male 1,866
lol
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Female 471
LMFAO @ B-Hazard..priceless
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Female 36
Oh yeah..and the finger one...super funny.
XDXDXDXDXD
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Female 36
AtomicMuffin, firstly, cool name =]
Secondly, he could be gay?
XD
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Male 1,029
ROFL at the finger! You really think people will mainly use it as a gum massager?
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Female 250
...vibra finger...."makes a different and unusual gift"..lol i should think so.."buy one for yourself and one for a friend"...can you imagine their face when they recieve that in the post
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Female 550
This was a riot! I really enjoyed this - here are some comments:

Hmmm - blow in her face and she will follow you anywhere? If my husband did that to me, I would be mad! I think that only happens in adult movies, anyway. LOL

As far as the VD ad, imagine how that ad can be altered and sent around online!

Vibra finger:
OMG! This about made me fall off my chair! I like where it said, "Increases and improves circulation" and "cleansing and refreshing." Yeah, I bet it is! Then the ad suggests getting one for you and one for your friend. Why is that, so you & a friend can enjoy them together?

Sorry if this sounds too blunt,but how can you NOT think of these things when the ads seem to be begging for comments like this!??

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Female 1,395
aw...lol the VD woman looks so sweet and innocent...look what thyere saying behind her back lol `good time girl`.
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Female 3
That first ad is from the 70`s, I think, or MAYBE the 60`s. It`s not from the 40`s, duh.
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Female 1,784
suuure "dentists" lol
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Male 448
You cant beat the axis if you get vd!
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Female 57
actually i bet it was a conspiracy to get vibrators on the market and the only way they could legally sell it was to advertise it as being something innocent!
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Female 1,134
lol i want the vibrator finger so i can tourcher people with it.
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Female 1,832
holy moly, wtf? Such ignorance back then ...
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Male 2,958
-"Blow in her face and she`ll follow you anywhere."

I `blew` in my girls face last night, and she wasnt as happy as the advertisement let on.-


She was when I did it.
*rimshot*

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Female 78
hahahah. the last ones the bessstttt,
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Female 348
LOL
Vibra Finger!
ha ha
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Female 217
Wow.. it`s strange how innocent these must have seemed back in the 40s. The second one actually had me in stitches, LMAO!
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Male 880
"Blow in her face and she`ll follow you anywhere."

I `blew` in my girls face last night, and she wasnt as happy as the advertisement let on.

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Male 148
I wish I could pick up girls by blowing smoke in their face! ahh the old days!

Nowadays you would probably get serious slappage.

as for the last one.
#cough#toofdildo#cough#

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Female 306
uuuuuh.
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Female 56
lol. i haven`t seen seen the first and last one, very funny!
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Female 22
That first ad wasnt from the 40`s - more like the 60s from the look of it.
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Male 7
Haha, the "You can`t beat the axis if you get VD" made me laugh.
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Male 1,484
to subzeroblue2:

i bet you can

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Female 1,596
Hehe those are sooo weird xD
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Female 2,695
lmfao@vibra finger
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Male 1,149
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i can think of another use for that vibrafinger XD [/quote]
That`s the point....
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Female 322
Turn on the History channel - vibrators have been around for almost 100 years. That third item wasn`t meant for "massaging the gums" and in studying Marketing in college, lots of items are masked as other items simply for the fact that they can`t display them under what they really are.

Check out any Walgreen`s and find the good ol` back massager wand. Ever use one on your back? Doesn`t really work, does it?

That`s cause it isn`t meant for your back in the first place.

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Male 23
with.*
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Male 23
...People back them loved being blown in the face if cigarette smoke -.-
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Female 145
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL the finger....i`ll say that to my boyfriend...no love it`s a finger gum massager...honest...
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Female 1,025
she may look clean-but...

bahaha. good.

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Female 1,470
The last one scared me the most, i was like "My ass its for your teeth"
Also, if someone blew smoke in my face like that, id punch em.
Fcuk u 1940s
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Female 1,470
AtomicMuffin
Male, 13-17, Western US
247 Posts Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:21:29 AM
Metter:
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:10:13 AM
mmm..I want that finger
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Your account says male...

LMAO!!
lol im sorry but that just cracked me up
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Male 576
I found a vibra-finger in my mom`s bathroom one time. Didn`t taste like toothpaste.
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Female 525
i sense abuse in the first one
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Male 1,204
repost? i`ve seen this already. maybe it wasn`t on this site

still, they`re pretty darn funny

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Male 400
Lol funny.
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Female 102
The Vibrafinger needs a longer cord if it`s intended for...umm...that other use.
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Male 1,704
so sex toys back then were disguised really badly?
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Male 200
should have been more
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Male 112
^I liked that one too.^
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Male 410
If you blow in her face she`ll follow you anywhere.

Sigh..............

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Female 1,890
by the way axis is the germans...in ww2...or1...w/e
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Female 39
lol. "For your personal use."
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Female 345
"You can`t beat the Axis if you get VD"

Hehe ... war propaganda is always most funny. No matter if it`s today or 60 years ago ;)

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Male 521
haha what rude people they were :P
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Male 1,072
Yeah im sure they used it for there gum ....
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Female 287
i sgree with Sulu!
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Female 560
wow thats uhhh 0_0
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Male 994
Woah that gum massage just puts this over from funny to creepy.
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Male 147
funny thing is those ads wouldn`t be allowed by today standards. Well maybe except for the vibrafinger.
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Female 204
i can think of another use for that vibrafinger XD
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Male 699
Metter:
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 3:10:13 AM
mmm..I want that finger
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Your account says male...

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Male 4,246
Apparently the Vibra-Finger "makes a different and useful gift." )-| That is probably the truest statement in that ad.

And I wonder how many PhotoShop alterations of that VD announcement are floating around.

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Female 57
VibraFinger & VD.
Good stuff.
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Male 1,016
mmm..I want that finger
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Male 773
LMFAO!!! at finger.
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Female 327
The vibrafinger looked scary to me.
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Female 139
wow...i`m sure women really used those vibrafingers for their gums lol!
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Male 331
is it just me or has fabricant gotten a first-post on every video?
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Male 779
Vibra Finger! LMFAO!!!!
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Male 53
^ lol i thought it was a vibrator at first but it said for gums and i forgot they probably didnt have those things back then.
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Female 111
lmao, the third one was the funniest
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Female 531
Only $6.95 for the VibraFinger? I`ll take 10.
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Male 503
Those are terrible.
Especially the first one and third one.
Terrible, really.

But still good.

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Male 10,115
Link: Magazine Ads from the Past [Rate Link] - Nobody thought anything was odd about these ads back in the 1940s.
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