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Date: 07/26/07 02:04 AM

58 Responses to Liquor Store Robbery

  1. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    Link: Liquor Store Robbery - Manager goes Chuck Norris on the robber.
  2. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:10 am
    Robbers always note that not every Liquor Store has weak people xD
  3. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:13 am
    Ha Ha Ha stupid f*ck got SERVED, LMDFAO!!
  4. Profile photo of Punex
    Punex Male 13-17
    52 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:33 am
    I love how when he demonstrates his high-kick, he sets off the welcome ding-dong.
  5. Profile photo of TigerSword
    TigerSword Male 13-17
    139 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:38 am
    "...suspect almost loses his pants..."
  6. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:45 am
    that punk deserved a beating but.....whats up with that black dude at the end?....huh?
  7. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Love it when hooligans get their asses handed to them on the crime.
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    tannerwoody Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:01 am
    He kicked the door when he was demonstrating, and it went :: ding dong ::... that was great...
  9. Profile photo of BurnBurn
    BurnBurn Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:04 am
    :D defined owned.
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    korygonz Female 18-29
    59 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:19 am
    @ crazyotto... i know, i thought that, too about the guy at the end.

    when he starts deflecting bullets with his kicks, then i`ll be impressed :P

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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:32 am
    FRom 10 feet away a gun is nearly useless. You need to be a good 20 feet away, and have it drawn for it to be useful.
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:33 am
    BOOOM headshot.
  13. Profile photo of Tymberwulf
    Tymberwulf Male 30-39
    99 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 4:17 am
    10 feet is plenty of room for someone who has been trained to use a firearm. I can pull a revolver, fire 3 shots, reload and fire 3 more shots in less than 6 seconds.

    I can easily pull a handgun and help you reach room temperature in the time it will take you to close those 10 feet to me.

  14. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 4:51 am
    ^^ Redneck alert.

    Somehow his martial arts skill doesn`t look very impressive with one frame per second ;) Anyway ... fun story.

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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 4:58 am
    He was really cool. Much cooler than expected.

    Reminded me of one of my favourite videos of all time where this guy tries to steal this really pretty girls purse in an elevator and she just flips him. Crazy.

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    beng_uk Male 30-39
    41 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 5:00 am
    "10 feet is plenty of room for someone who has been trained to use a firearm. I can pull a revolver, fire 3 shots, reload and fire 3 more shots in less than 6 seconds."

    That made me laff, in a second someone who is fit will have closed that gap in under a second and broken your jaw in the next.

    What really makes the difference is panic/fear ;)

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    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 5:33 am
    He slides far... why WHY!?!?!?
  18. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 5:44 am
    owned...
  19. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 6:26 am
    Nice.
  20. Profile photo of Tjames
    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 6:49 am
    Bajatar, cause anyone who knows how to use a gun well is a redneck right?
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    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 7:03 am
    I`m not sure if Tymberwulf`s comment was supposed to be helpful or if it was just blatant boasting.

    But i also enjoyed the store owner`s reenactment.

  22. Profile photo of Shadeszilla
    Shadeszilla Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 7:22 am
    "He`s got some skills in KAR-ATT-AYE"
    He`s my favorite newsperson ever.
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    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 8:45 am
    thats not Chuck Norris style!!!! That is an insult to him! He shall now kill you!!

    The manager did high kicks and Chuck does THE ALL MIGHTY ROUNDHOUSE KIX

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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:01 am
    Ugh, that male anchor was the most annoying I`ve ever seen.

    vintagepizza, I`ve seen the clip you`re talking about. I`m pretty sure it`s fake.

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    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:06 am
    good for the manager guy. im a black belt in martial arts as well nd i love watching robbers get there asses handed to them
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    itzCarlin Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:22 am
    i guesse im going to be the smart ass and is going to say
    thats a dratin convenience store not a liiquor store >.>
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:25 am
    Good for the clerk. Now let`s all bomb his country.
  28. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 11:13 am
    Iran and Israel has some of the toughest martial artists. they took our Japaneses Karate and modified it with other style martial arts
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    Seguiiii Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 1:14 pm
    i`m pretty sure that didnt look like a liquor store it was more of a 7-11 O.o
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    What a media whore.
  31. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    just what every criminal deserves: total ownage :D
  32. Profile photo of anderclown
    anderclown Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Scomatose, You are a liar. I`ve been taking Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for years and nobody on earth is a 13-17 year-old black belt in anything. Clown...
  33. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 2:49 pm
    that bloke was annoying.
  34. Profile photo of kpforizzle
    kpforizzle Male 18-29
    224 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    "oh gawd dont do that to me i have enough experience to handle you." HAHAH
  35. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    That was great! Anytime some douche gets what`s coming to him just makes my day. "Judo Kick!" *Austin Powers Voice*
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    lawl
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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    drugster, you are OH SO CORRECT! A forward jump-thrust kick is okay when the target is already in retreat, but it`s not Chuck Norris. Chuck would have manuevered himself in front of the idiot-robber-loser without him knowing it, then leveled him with the classic (aka patented) roundhouse kick.
  38. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    KRAV MAGA IS A PRETTY BADASS TECHNIQUE. ALTHOUGH I PREFER THE SYSTEMA.

    I`D WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME, A BADASS DROP KICK WOULD FLOOR HIS ASS DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!!

  39. Profile photo of -Neo-
    -Neo- Male 13-17
    67 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 6:01 pm
    The manager dude was totally up himself though. Modesty counts. ;) x
  40. Profile photo of skippy562
    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    what pisses me off is that either you`re a victim or a hero.
  41. Profile photo of hunwa
    hunwa Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    news 10
    sacramento yay
  42. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    no one has said it .. but this is a repost
  43. Profile photo of Qhoss
    Qhoss Male 13-17
    247 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    "I high kick, like this."
    *Ding-Dong*
  44. Profile photo of xboxman
    xboxman Male 13-17
    381 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    ROFL listening to iranian accents is hilarious (comming from a persian myself)

    I hear it all the time

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    he got owned...
  46. Profile photo of saintnick
    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 12:29 am
    while i applaud this guy, he exemplifies why capability & smarts from other cultures don`t quite mean you get it in the big A
  47. Profile photo of tulip
    tulip Female 50-59
    250 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 1:01 am
    Kudos on the store clerk! I hate thieves.
  48. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 1:57 am
    pwn`d
  49. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 2:57 am
    I think all managers that deal with the general public should learn martial arts.

    Maybe, just maybe, by doing this, it will cut down on all of the robbers in this town.

  50. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 4:11 am
    deouchebag: "LOLZ HE HAD SUM SKILLZ THERE!!!11 SOME KARATAY SKILLZ zOMG!!!!111"
  51. Profile photo of crayzhomie
    crayzhomie Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 27, 2007 at 11:38 pm
    anderclown, there`s plenty of black belts in that age range. I was only one belt away from black, back when I was 11...idk why I ever quit.
  52. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 1:53 am
    That was just sweet.
    There was not enough beating though.
  53. Profile photo of Orkray
    Orkray Male 13-17
    85 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 7:56 am
    pwned.
  54. Profile photo of Bert10099
    Bert10099 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 2:01 am
    Hey.

    Let`s stick some more logos on the bottom of the screen.

  55. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 2:05 am
    no fancy high kicks for me, a flying knee would suit me nicely followed by an elbow to the head and a foot to the kidneys.
  56. Profile photo of ashwey
    ashwey Female 13-17
    943 posts
    August 2, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    hahah he rocks!
  57. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    hahahaha. pwned.
  58. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    475 posts
    January 2, 2008 at 8:42 am
    Wow..... Owned much?

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