Liquor Store Robbery

Submitted by: atlacatl 9 years ago in

Manager goes Chuck Norris on the robber.
There are 58 comments:
Male 474
Wow..... Owned much?
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Female 2,084
hahahaha. pwned.
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Female 943
hahah he rocks!
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Male 358
no fancy high kicks for me, a flying knee would suit me nicely followed by an elbow to the head and a foot to the kidneys.
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Male 165
Hey.

Let`s stick some more logos on the bottom of the screen.

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Male 85
pwned.
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Female 878
That was just sweet.
There was not enough beating though.
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Male 22
anderclown, there`s plenty of black belts in that age range. I was only one belt away from black, back when I was 11...idk why I ever quit.
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Male 372
deouchebag: "LOLZ HE HAD SUM SKILLZ THERE!!!11 SOME KARATAY SKILLZ zOMG!!!!111"
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Female 550
I think all managers that deal with the general public should learn martial arts.

Maybe, just maybe, by doing this, it will cut down on all of the robbers in this town.

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Female 370
pwn`d
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Female 250
Kudos on the store clerk! I hate thieves.
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Male 269
while i applaud this guy, he exemplifies why capability & smarts from other cultures don`t quite mean you get it in the big A
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Male 4,393
he got owned...
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Male 380
ROFL listening to iranian accents is hilarious (comming from a persian myself)

I hear it all the time

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Male 247
"I high kick, like this."
*Ding-Dong*
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Male 609
no one has said it .. but this is a repost
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Male 105
news 10
sacramento yay
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Male 164
what pisses me off is that either you`re a victim or a hero.
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Male 67
The manager dude was totally up himself though. Modesty counts. ;) x
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Male 2,781
KRAV MAGA IS A PRETTY BADASS TECHNIQUE. ALTHOUGH I PREFER THE SYSTEMA.

I`D WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME, A BADASS DROP KICK WOULD FLOOR HIS ASS DOWN TO THE GROUND!!!!

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Male 756
drugster, you are OH SO CORRECT! A forward jump-thrust kick is okay when the target is already in retreat, but it`s not Chuck Norris. Chuck would have manuevered himself in front of the idiot-robber-loser without him knowing it, then leveled him with the classic (aka patented) roundhouse kick.
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Female 2,695
lawl
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Male 869
That was great! Anytime some douche gets what`s coming to him just makes my day. "Judo Kick!" *Austin Powers Voice*
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Male 224
"oh gawd dont do that to me i have enough experience to handle you." HAHAH
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Male 2,510
that bloke was annoying.
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Male 30
Scomatose, You are a liar. I`ve been taking Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for years and nobody on earth is a 13-17 year-old black belt in anything. Clown...
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Male 334
just what every criminal deserves: total ownage :D
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Female 1,468
What a media whore.
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Male 6
i`m pretty sure that didnt look like a liquor store it was more of a 7-11 O.o
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Male 291
Iran and Israel has some of the toughest martial artists. they took our Japaneses Karate and modified it with other style martial arts
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Male 2,720
Good for the clerk. Now let`s all bomb his country.
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Male 13
i guesse im going to be the smart ass and is going to say
thats a dratin convenience store not a liiquor store >.>
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Male 73
good for the manager guy. im a black belt in martial arts as well nd i love watching robbers get there asses handed to them
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Male 870
Ugh, that male anchor was the most annoying I`ve ever seen.

vintagepizza, I`ve seen the clip you`re talking about. I`m pretty sure it`s fake.

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Male 317
thats not Chuck Norris style!!!! That is an insult to him! He shall now kill you!!

The manager did high kicks and Chuck does THE ALL MIGHTY ROUNDHOUSE KIX

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Male 40
"He`s got some skills in KAR-ATT-AYE"
He`s my favorite newsperson ever.
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Female 274
I`m not sure if Tymberwulf`s comment was supposed to be helpful or if it was just blatant boasting.

But i also enjoyed the store owner`s reenactment.

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Male 294
Bajatar, cause anyone who knows how to use a gun well is a redneck right?
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Male 234
Nice.
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Male 521
owned...
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Male 747
He slides far... why WHY!?!?!?
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Male 41
"10 feet is plenty of room for someone who has been trained to use a firearm. I can pull a revolver, fire 3 shots, reload and fire 3 more shots in less than 6 seconds."

That made me laff, in a second someone who is fit will have closed that gap in under a second and broken your jaw in the next.

What really makes the difference is panic/fear ;)

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Female 447
He was really cool. Much cooler than expected.

Reminded me of one of my favourite videos of all time where this guy tries to steal this really pretty girls purse in an elevator and she just flips him. Crazy.

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Female 345
^^ Redneck alert.

Somehow his martial arts skill doesn`t look very impressive with one frame per second ;) Anyway ... fun story.

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Male 99
10 feet is plenty of room for someone who has been trained to use a firearm. I can pull a revolver, fire 3 shots, reload and fire 3 more shots in less than 6 seconds.

I can easily pull a handgun and help you reach room temperature in the time it will take you to close those 10 feet to me.

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Male 358
BOOOM headshot.
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Male 2,293
FRom 10 feet away a gun is nearly useless. You need to be a good 20 feet away, and have it drawn for it to be useful.
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Female 59
@ crazyotto... i know, i thought that, too about the guy at the end.

when he starts deflecting bullets with his kicks, then i`ll be impressed :P

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Male 223
:D defined owned.
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Male 134
He kicked the door when he was demonstrating, and it went :: ding dong ::... that was great...
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Male 888
Love it when hooligans get their asses handed to them on the crime.
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Male 245
that punk deserved a beating but.....whats up with that black dude at the end?....huh?
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Male 139
"...suspect almost loses his pants..."
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Male 52
I love how when he demonstrates his high-kick, he sets off the welcome ding-dong.
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Female 1,832
Ha Ha Ha stupid f*ck got SERVED, LMDFAO!!
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Female 1,596
Robbers always note that not every Liquor Store has weak people xD
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Male 342
Link: Liquor Store Robbery [Rate Link] - Manager goes Chuck Norris on the robber.
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