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Date: 07/28/07 02:05 AM

33 Responses to Laws of Cat Physics

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 12:22 am
    Link: Laws of Cat Physics - The thing about the dark sweaters is definitely true.
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    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 2:12 am
    I`ve never liked cats that much, because of most of these laws.
  3. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 2:13 am
    Not a big fan of cats, but most of them are true xD
  4. Profile photo of ItMakesToast
    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
    103 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 2:20 am
    I heard milk gave cats diarrhea...
    o_O
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    omg209 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 2:24 am
    i have a cat and im going to see if most of these things are true
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    catchthesun Female 13-17
    28 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Wow, me and my cats silly, cocoa puffs, laquanda, Mr. Puffykins and Ms. Pussy really enjoyes this.
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    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 3:02 am
    ^ Creepy cat lady in training. ^
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 3:02 am
    Wow, I could never name a cat Ms. Pussy, that would be extremely akward telling my friends / girlfriend her name. After all, I don`t want Pussy getting in between my friends and I!
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Yay for kitties!
    Yes I need sleep, lol.
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    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 3:55 am
    GO DOGS!!!
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 6:35 am
    "Law of Cat Sleeping
    All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat."
    Haha...

    One of my cats sneezes on whichever of my parents she`s sleeping on in order to wake them up to give her breakfast. It`s so gross.

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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 6:56 am
    dont like cats
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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 7:56 am
    I knew somebody who had a cat, and named it "Mrs. Suzie Peggy Curtis" They loved that cat... it died...
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 8:02 am
    haha thats quite good
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 9:57 am
    wow I almost fell asleep
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    tinyflames Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 10:02 am
    Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
    All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

    my cat has like 5 boxes just for himself, lmao
    he also fetches paper balls...and feathers!...he found a $20 bill once and brought it over to me to throw, i dont know where he got it...but i kept it! >=D ..my cat was sad

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    man, these people try too hard.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    cats are awesome. These laws are the reason (well most of em anyway).
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    my cats tilly, nacho, cheese, and patches loved it too.
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    to bored to read them
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    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    DOGS RULE !!!!!

    Cats don`t even taste good

    ROOBY-ROO

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    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Both dogs and cats rule morons...

    Anyhow, new law, any cat near you must walk across the keyboard while you read this. (Maybe trying to keep you from learning their secrets?)

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    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    Expensive furniture does attract cats with longer claws than cheap furniture. Like a sixth sense.
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    nardo218 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    Oldest. Email forward. Ever.
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    shinu Male 18-29
    1387 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 11:04 pm

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    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    I`m a dog person (have two). A friend of mine had a great bumper sticker that read "Lost your cat...check under my tire."
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    DrFishstix Female 13-17
    5 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 1:22 am
    Don`t forget, the number of cats in China is directly proportional to how successful the rice harvest was that year.
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    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Law of cat craziness:
    Your craziness is in direct proportion to the amount of cats you own.
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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    OMG, so true.
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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    snore.
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    12rjk18 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 12:09 am
    my cats are coke,pepsi,mountaindew,taco,bell,pizza,hut,cat,catinator,dog,pie,cake,snake,mouse,moose,and last but not least my fluffy wuffy wuffy fluffy cudlykins 2 (first one ran away for some reason)
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    i`m not a cat person.
  33. Profile photo of bananamanama
    bananamanama Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 28, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    Law of Cat Vomit
    If a cat is sick, it will always upchuck on the carpet, the hardest place to clean in the house.

    ^ I`m adding that.

    Its true :O

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