Laws of Cat Physics

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
http://www.vivaconsulting.com/wellness/l16.html

The thing about the dark sweaters is definitely true.
There are 33 comments:
Female 1
Law of Cat Vomit
If a cat is sick, it will always upchuck on the carpet, the hardest place to clean in the house.

^ I`m adding that.

Its true :O

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Female 2,084
i`m not a cat person.
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Male 94
my cats are coke,pepsi,mountaindew,taco,bell,pizza,hut,cat,catinator,dog,pie,cake,snake,mouse,moose,and last but not least my fluffy wuffy wuffy fluffy cudlykins 2 (first one ran away for some reason)
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Female 1,025
snore.
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Female 1,299
OMG, so true.
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Male 240
Law of cat craziness:
Your craziness is in direct proportion to the amount of cats you own.
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Female 5
Don`t forget, the number of cats in China is directly proportional to how successful the rice harvest was that year.
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Male 869
I`m a dog person (have two). A friend of mine had a great bumper sticker that read "Lost your cat...check under my tire."
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Male 1,386

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Female 114
Oldest. Email forward. Ever.
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Male 358
Expensive furniture does attract cats with longer claws than cheap furniture. Like a sixth sense.
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Female 785
Both dogs and cats rule morons...

Anyhow, new law, any cat near you must walk across the keyboard while you read this. (Maybe trying to keep you from learning their secrets?)

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Male 300

DOGS RULE !!!!!

Cats don`t even taste good

ROOBY-ROO

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Male 5,970
to bored to read them
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Female 416
my cats tilly, nacho, cheese, and patches loved it too.
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Male 4,012
cats are awesome. These laws are the reason (well most of em anyway).
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Male 1,420
man, these people try too hard.
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Female 97
Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

my cat has like 5 boxes just for himself, lmao
he also fetches paper balls...and feathers!...he found a $20 bill once and brought it over to me to throw, i dont know where he got it...but i kept it! >=D ..my cat was sad

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Female 525
wow I almost fell asleep
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Male 521
haha thats quite good
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Male 1,114
I knew somebody who had a cat, and named it "Mrs. Suzie Peggy Curtis" They loved that cat... it died...
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Male 1,623
dont like cats
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Female 1,984
"Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat."
Haha...

One of my cats sneezes on whichever of my parents she`s sleeping on in order to wake them up to give her breakfast. It`s so gross.

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Male 341
GO DOGS!!!
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Female 1,832
Yay for kitties!
Yes I need sleep, lol.
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Male 2,486
Wow, I could never name a cat Ms. Pussy, that would be extremely akward telling my friends / girlfriend her name. After all, I don`t want Pussy getting in between my friends and I!
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Male 280
^ Creepy cat lady in training. ^
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Female 28
Wow, me and my cats silly, cocoa puffs, laquanda, Mr. Puffykins and Ms. Pussy really enjoyes this.
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Male 208
i have a cat and im going to see if most of these things are true
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Female 103
I heard milk gave cats diarrhea...
o_O
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Female 1,596
Not a big fan of cats, but most of them are true xD
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Male 330
I`ve never liked cats that much, because of most of these laws.
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Male 10,115
Link: Laws of Cat Physics [Rate Link] - The thing about the dark sweaters is definitely true.
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