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Date: 07/24/07 02:45 AM

63 Responses to Jessica the Hippo

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:16 am
    Link: Jessica the Hippo - Man has a pet hippo.
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:50 am
    HOLY CRAP THERE`S A HIPPO IN THE KITCHEN
    GET IN THE CAR!!
  3. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:50 am
    I would just love to poke that belly 0.0 See it jiggle xD

    I rather have a pet Bobcat though even though they are wild.

  4. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:52 am
    so they have rednecks in africa, too.
  5. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Hungry hungry hippos! Hungry hungry hippos! Hungry hungry hippos! They`re really really great!
  6. Profile photo of oops_you_die
    oops_you_die Female 18-29
    162 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:56 am
    That startled me when she stepped on the dog, hehe.
  7. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:58 am

    It`s a t-shirt...

  8. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:08 am
    insane!
  9. Profile photo of vintagepizza
    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:12 am
    I always wanted a hippo as a pet until I heard an African folk tale about a boy being eaten by one.

  10. Profile photo of ThksFrThMmrs
    ThksFrThMmrs Female 13-17
    136 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:23 am
    I wish i had a pet hippo. if i did, i would name it Alfred though, Jessica is way too boring.
  11. Profile photo of josieflo
    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:42 am
    spoiled hippo
  12. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:18 am
    What was impressive is the nice vase in the living area, and the hippo did not dump it.
  13. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:19 am
    predictable at some points, stupid at others.
    overall: crap!
  14. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:06 am
    the most dangerous mammals in africa. Oh, and vintagepizza, its unlikely the boy was eaten by the hippo, as they`re herbivores. More likely he was trampled to death or drowned. They`re very territorial you see.
  15. Profile photo of Mr-Womble
    Mr-Womble Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:17 am
    ^^^^^

    oooooh so he was only trampled to death or drowned.....makes everything better now doesnt it. for a second i was going to go out and shoot the boy eating hippo. but seeing as he wasnt eaten, im fine o_O

  16. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:30 am
    I sort of want one now.
  17. Profile photo of Gaelige
    Gaelige Female 13-17
    31 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:32 am
    OMG wow imagine having a hippo wander into your house whenever it wanted to!
  18. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:07 am
    so they are domesticable after all

  19. Profile photo of HippieLover
    HippieLover Female 13-17
    65 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:17 am
    Thats sweet!
  20. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:21 am
    has anyone else heard that christmas song, where all the boy wants for christmas is a pet hippo? I heard the song a while ago on the radio and never heard it since
  21. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:32 am
    haha nice i like it
  22. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:37 am
    was that pee the hippo was drinking from the bottle?
  23. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:43 am
    it looked like my dog. i hate my dog.
  24. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:13 am
    I`ve always wanted a pet Rhino. I heard they were breeding a pygmy, dog-sized type of Rhino. That would be a dream come true.

    But a hippo would be cool, too...

  25. Profile photo of KikiPeepers
    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:39 am
    I WANT A PET HIPPO :-(
  26. Profile photo of darthtater
    darthtater Female 13-17
    63 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    that was cute
  27. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    awwwww, omfg I SO wan`t that hippo! *jelous* and to the person asking if it was pee in the bottle : PAY ATTENTION!! It said it was sugary coffee!
  28. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    Aww, it actually seemed cute and sweet.
  29. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    Mass-ahj?
  30. Profile photo of missa921
    missa921 Female 18-29
    41 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    That is SO awsome!!!!
  31. Profile photo of sweet_sorrow
    sweet_sorrow Female 13-17
    123 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    haha the ending was cute
  32. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    that`s just about the cutest thing I ever heard :)
  33. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    That was cool. Also, bonus points for allowing the hippo to come and go as she pleases. Hopefully the other hippos won`t catch on...that could turn out to be a very large grocery bill.
  34. Profile photo of curtisd
    curtisd Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    i want a hippopotamous for christmas, only a hippopotamous will do
  35. Profile photo of piratepigz12
    piratepigz12 Female 13-17
    352 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    ^^^^^^^^^is that the song I was talking about in my other post? Whats the name of that song?
  36. Profile photo of anthropology
    anthropology Female 30-39
    71 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    That really was cute.....spoiled little git though.
  37. Profile photo of tootiinc
    tootiinc Female 13-17
    51 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    hahaa never thought i`d live to see the day ppl called hippoz cute
  38. Profile photo of rika66
    rika66 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    pshh so what i got a pet monkey
  39. Profile photo of basm42
    basm42 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    that is so cool, and shes cute in her blanky with the dogy... i want a hippo :(
  40. Profile photo of mcwheesus
    mcwheesus Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    Piratepigz, The song is called "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas", appropriately enough. I did a quick search on youtube to see if I could find someone using the song in a vid. I found a few, heres one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPT...

    No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
    I only like hippopotamuseses
    And hippopotamuses like me too!

  41. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    Oh mcwheesus, you just made my day! I LOVE THAT SONG! What a pick-me-up to an otherwise killer day!

    Mucho Hippo Thanks!

  42. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    Hippo Food- $200,000
    Vet Bill for Broken Dog Leg- $300
    Being Devoured by Your "Daughter"- Priceless
  43. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    Forget a poney, I want a hippo!
  44. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    Actually, bankvole, hippos are omnivores. They generally eat vegetation, but they have been known to eat meat. I watched an animal planet documentary thing on hippos. They showed one stealing a wildebeest from an alligator. I don`t know whether a hippo has ever eaten a human, but it`s very possible.

    Now that my know-it-all explanation is out of the way.

    She`s adorable. I`d love a hippo as a pet.

  45. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    imagine accidentally falling into it`s mouth..
  46. Profile photo of MissNye
    MissNye Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    i loves how it just crushes the dogs legs lol
  47. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    Aw, its prob staying cause it has good food
  48. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    wow, thats a pretty incredible hippo. they should totally have a bizzare/offbeat category here, this link would fit right in.
  49. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    watched 6 seconds of that.
  50. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:14 am
    PIRATEPIGZ12 - Yes, that is a Christmas Song. Here is how some of it goes:

    "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do! Don`t want a crocodile or a rhinosaurus(sus). All I really want is a hippopotamus(sus). And only a hippopotamus will doooooooooo!"

    On another note - I think this is a very sweet story! This animal, like any other animal, though, can turn on it`s owner.

    It`s cool the hippo knows how good she has it and has decided not to leave! Massages everynight?!? I don`t even do that to my puppy and she is S-P-O-I-L-E-D!!!

  51. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:42 am
    Hippos aren`t self aware really. So it makes sense that she would recognize humans as her parents I guess.
  52. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 2:10 am
    Aww how cute! That hippo was so sweet. I`ve never seen a domesticated hippo before.
  53. Profile photo of sum41chck911
    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 4:07 am
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
  54. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 5:00 am
    AWESOME!!! Who knew a hippo would be suck a sweetie?
    Jessica actually seemed to feel bad about stepping on doggy`s foot.
  55. Profile photo of ApathyAlways
    ApathyAlways Female 13-17
    151 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 8:54 am
    i wonder if she`s house-trained ^^
  56. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 9:16 am
    *mumbles*.... I wanna massage before I go to bed every night.... *continues to mumble*
  57. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 10:35 am
    She stepped on the dog, what and non-nice individual. That fat piece of poo needs to find a drating job.
  58. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    Here`s the Hippo Christmas Song with the words to it.
  59. Profile photo of MissNye
    MissNye Female 18-29
    10 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 1:03 am
    "AWESOME!!! Who knew a hippo would be suck a sweetie? Jessica actually seemed to feel bad about stepping on doggy`s foot."

    that hippo did not feel bad lol...she was gonna get her food by any means necessary even crushing the other pets

  60. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 12:22 am
    lol this would be funny telling my friends

    "hey bob, i just got a 100 pound german shepard from the pound!"

    "oh yea, well i have a 900 pound hippo!!"

    lol...my imagination gets caried away ...

  61. Profile photo of Denny2
    Denny2 Male 18-29
    155 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 1:20 am
    Man... i thought it was adorable. I want a pet hippo :(
  62. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 1:43 am
    That was unbelievably cute :-) Especially at the end when the dog curled up next to her.

    It was interesting to see her walking around, since most footage, pictures, etc. of hippos show them in water.

  63. Profile photo of llamaseacow
    llamaseacow Male 13-17
    572 posts
    October 16, 2007 at 3:51 am
    Jessica is hot!!!....

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