Jessica the Hippo

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Entertainment
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Man has a pet hippo.
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Male 572
Jessica is hot!!!....
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Male 155
Man... i thought it was adorable. I want a pet hippo :(
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Male 531
lol this would be funny telling my friends

"hey bob, i just got a 100 pound german shepard from the pound!"

"oh yea, well i have a 900 pound hippo!!"

lol...my imagination gets caried away ...

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Female 10
"AWESOME!!! Who knew a hippo would be suck a sweetie? Jessica actually seemed to feel bad about stepping on doggy`s foot."

that hippo did not feel bad lol...she was gonna get her food by any means necessary even crushing the other pets

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Male 756
Here`s the Hippo Christmas Song with the words to it.
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Male 2,050
She stepped on the dog, what and non-nice individual. That fat piece of poo needs to find a drating job.
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Female 583
*mumbles*.... I wanna massage before I go to bed every night.... *continues to mumble*
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Female 151
i wonder if she`s house-trained ^^
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Male 4,246
AWESOME!!! Who knew a hippo would be suck a sweetie?
Jessica actually seemed to feel bad about stepping on doggy`s foot.
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Female 199
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Female 500
Aww how cute! That hippo was so sweet. I`ve never seen a domesticated hippo before.
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Male 372
Hippos aren`t self aware really. So it makes sense that she would recognize humans as her parents I guess.
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Female 550
PIRATEPIGZ12 - Yes, that is a Christmas Song. Here is how some of it goes:

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do! Don`t want a crocodile or a rhinosaurus(sus). All I really want is a hippopotamus(sus). And only a hippopotamus will doooooooooo!"

On another note - I think this is a very sweet story! This animal, like any other animal, though, can turn on it`s owner.

It`s cool the hippo knows how good she has it and has decided not to leave! Massages everynight?!? I don`t even do that to my puppy and she is S-P-O-I-L-E-D!!!

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Female 1,578
watched 6 seconds of that.
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Male 1,425
wow, thats a pretty incredible hippo. they should totally have a bizzare/offbeat category here, this link would fit right in.
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Female 1,470
Aw, its prob staying cause it has good food
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Female 10
i loves how it just crushes the dogs legs lol
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Female 182
imagine accidentally falling into it`s mouth..
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Female 837
Actually, bankvole, hippos are omnivores. They generally eat vegetation, but they have been known to eat meat. I watched an animal planet documentary thing on hippos. They showed one stealing a wildebeest from an alligator. I don`t know whether a hippo has ever eaten a human, but it`s very possible.

Now that my know-it-all explanation is out of the way.

She`s adorable. I`d love a hippo as a pet.

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Female 1,468
Forget a poney, I want a hippo!
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Male 221
Hippo Food- $200,000
Vet Bill for Broken Dog Leg- $300
Being Devoured by Your "Daughter"- Priceless
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Male 756
Oh mcwheesus, you just made my day! I LOVE THAT SONG! What a pick-me-up to an otherwise killer day!

Mucho Hippo Thanks!

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Male 39
Piratepigz, The song is called "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas", appropriately enough. I did a quick search on youtube to see if I could find someone using the song in a vid. I found a few, heres one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPT...

No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

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Male 14
that is so cool, and shes cute in her blanky with the dogy... i want a hippo :(
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Female 39
pshh so what i got a pet monkey
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Female 51
hahaa never thought i`d live to see the day ppl called hippoz cute
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Female 71
That really was cute.....spoiled little git though.
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Female 352
^^^^^^^^^is that the song I was talking about in my other post? Whats the name of that song?
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Male 30
i want a hippopotamous for christmas, only a hippopotamous will do
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Male 869
That was cool. Also, bonus points for allowing the hippo to come and go as she pleases. Hopefully the other hippos won`t catch on...that could turn out to be a very large grocery bill.
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Female 727
that`s just about the cutest thing I ever heard :)
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Female 123
haha the ending was cute
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Female 41
That is SO awsome!!!!
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Male 358
Mass-ahj?
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Female 486
Aww, it actually seemed cute and sweet.
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Female 1,832
awwwww, omfg I SO wan`t that hippo! *jelous* and to the person asking if it was pee in the bottle : PAY ATTENTION!! It said it was sugary coffee!
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Female 62
that was cute
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Female 2,244
I WANT A PET HIPPO :-(
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Male 330
I`ve always wanted a pet Rhino. I heard they were breeding a pygmy, dog-sized type of Rhino. That would be a dream come true.

But a hippo would be cool, too...

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Female 2,695
it looked like my dog. i hate my dog.
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Male 1,623
was that pee the hippo was drinking from the bottle?
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Female 1,134
haha nice i like it
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Female 352
has anyone else heard that christmas song, where all the boy wants for christmas is a pet hippo? I heard the song a while ago on the radio and never heard it since
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Female 65
Thats sweet!
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Male 147
so they are domesticable after all

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Female 31
OMG wow imagine having a hippo wander into your house whenever it wanted to!
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Female 229
I sort of want one now.
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Male 108
^^^^^

oooooh so he was only trampled to death or drowned.....makes everything better now doesnt it. for a second i was going to go out and shoot the boy eating hippo. but seeing as he wasnt eaten, im fine o_O

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Male 959
the most dangerous mammals in africa. Oh, and vintagepizza, its unlikely the boy was eaten by the hippo, as they`re herbivores. More likely he was trampled to death or drowned. They`re very territorial you see.
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Male 522
predictable at some points, stupid at others.
overall: crap!
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Female 1,496
What was impressive is the nice vase in the living area, and the hippo did not dump it.
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Female 145
spoiled hippo
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Female 136
I wish i had a pet hippo. if i did, i would name it Alfred though, Jessica is way too boring.
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Female 447
I always wanted a hippo as a pet until I heard an African folk tale about a boy being eaten by one.

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Male 609
insane!
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Male 699

It`s a t-shirt...

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Female 162
That startled me when she stepped on the dog, hehe.
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Male 699
Hungry hungry hippos! Hungry hungry hippos! Hungry hungry hippos! They`re really really great!
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Male 336
so they have rednecks in africa, too.
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Female 1,596
I would just love to poke that belly 0.0 See it jiggle xD

I rather have a pet Bobcat though even though they are wild.

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Female 3,562
HOLY CRAP THERE`S A HIPPO IN THE KITCHEN
GET IN THE CAR!!
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Male 10,115
Link: Jessica the Hippo [Rate Link] - Man has a pet hippo.
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