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But they left out the Fruity Pebbles one that teaches kids that it`s okay to steal.
did i say that correctly?
ps. GIVE THE FU-KIN RABBIT SOME GDAMN FU-KIN TRIX AND STOP BEING SPOLIED LITTLE PUS-Y BRATS, RETARDS! goddamn that used to piss me off
I guess if you look long enough, deep enough, far enough, and LOW enough, you can eventually STRETCH YOUR IMAGINATION and find something to satisfy your opinionated prejudices.
I smell law-suits.
"Please, pardon his confusion. Perhaps he felt entitled to a bowl or two considering his fu*king name is TRIX RABBIT....WHAT WE LEARNED: Corporations are sadistic a$$holes. If Trix are for kids, at least buy the guy a f*cking sandwich!"
"There gonna taste great, there gonna taste great"
He apparently commited suicide so they obviously werent that great :/
unless you`re dodging lawsuits, then it`s in "they`re"
i hate tony the tiger..