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Date: 07/20/07 02:01 AM

57 Responses to Hateful Stereotypes Behind Lovable Cereal Mascots

  1. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    Link: Hateful Stereotypes Behind Lovable Cereal Mascots - And you thought Tony was a good tiger.
  2. Profile photo of sgman77
    sgman77 Male 13-17
    42 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:06 am
    ...I like frosted flakes :-\

    They`reeee great!

  3. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
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    July 20, 2007 at 2:10 am
    Cocoa Puffs Bird...Nope he just loves to bounce around for no reason xD
  4. Profile photo of Kosudax3x
    Kosudax3x Male 13-17
    39 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:11 am
    They actually make sense if you think about it lol
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    12gaugelove Female 13-17
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    July 20, 2007 at 2:23 am

    i hate tony the tiger..

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    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    July 20, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Most, most meaning all, don`t really have any basis. It`s just a lame stretched interpretation.
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    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:32 am
    They`re called Frosted Flakes in the US? Over here they`re called Frosties.
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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:37 am
    cocoa puffs are damn good. the rest of those cereals can sex themselves.
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Except for sonny as an addict these don`t make much sense.
    I agree with the article when it says the trix advertising campaign sucks.
  10. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:59 am
    toucan sam a british imperialist? tony a juicer? trix a third world beggar? doubtful
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    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 3:01 am
    and dammit, it`s
    "they`re grrrrreat!" the stretched R is in "great"

    unless you`re dodging lawsuits, then it`s in "they`re"

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    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 3:17 am
    Any suggestions for what the Lucky Charms leprechaun represents?
  13. Profile photo of iChris
    iChris Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 3:19 am
    woah... that makes a whole lotta sense.
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    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 3:22 am
    What would the rice crispies guys represent? or... crap, i`m all out of cereal people... okay, the lucky charms guy... Oh! how about that rooster on corn flakes?
  15. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 3:51 am
    Just a fun fact you know the kid in the frosties advert.

    "There gonna taste great, there gonna taste great"

    He apparently commited suicide so they obviously werent that great :/

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    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Ok just looked at the article 2 words.

    "Paranoid Much"

  17. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 4:46 am
    This is some funny $hit. :-D

    "Please, pardon his confusion. Perhaps he felt entitled to a bowl or two considering his fu*king name is TRIX RABBIT....WHAT WE LEARNED: Corporations are sadistic a$$holes.
    If Trix are for kids, at least buy the guy a f*cking sandwich!"


  18. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 5:01 am
    the frosties kid never killed himself, just most the population thought it might have been his best option.
  19. Profile photo of Orkray
    Orkray Male 13-17
    85 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 6:35 am
    These weren`t very good.
  20. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 7:00 am
    this is bad... real real bad
  21. Profile photo of conqdequeso
    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 8:37 am
    this kind of sucked, they were kind of on a stretch you know like that friend that tries to be funny and then after he says something all you can hear are the crickets, kinda like that. And also thats complete bullpoo about the WB frog, that frog has existed forever, at least since the 70s, do some drating research next time you are TRYING to be funny, idiots
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 8:47 am
    Having read about the trix rabbit i have serious thoughts that the cookie crisp wolf is a complete ripoff of trix. Scheming mammals who always want cereal but never seem to get it because their plan is foiled at the last second.

    I smell law-suits.

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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 9:03 am
    Stereotyped Cereal Mascots ??

    I guess if you look long enough, deep enough, far enough, and LOW enough, you can eventually STRETCH YOUR IMAGINATION and find something to satisfy your opinionated prejudices.

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    reece1121 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 9:41 am
    therrrrrrre food
  25. Profile photo of ghoulie11
    ghoulie11 Male 18-29
    359 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 9:42 am
    just another reason more people turn out to be gay
  26. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 10:22 am
    follow ur nose...wherever it goes! where it will stop, nobody knows!!!

    did i say that correctly?


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    psychostacey Female 13-17
    18 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 11:11 am
    The frosties kid did not kill himself. He did however move to australia, where the ad was not aired.
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    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    what a load of poo
  29. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Hahah that was so funny. This bit was so funny "The unnecessarily evil teenagers never point out that they weren`t talking about Frosted Flakes, nor do they scream: `Holy drating poo, a tiger!`"
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    glorin Male 30-39
    1 post
    July 20, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    I love the people that didn`t notice that the article is house on Cracked magazine`s site. Parody much? Hmm...
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    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Shanir, I don`t think he commited suicide... But I have no clue, there`s been loads of random rumors about him. Everyone round were I live is convinced he moved to africa...
    I doubt that too, to be honest...
    and then some random person said he moved to australia...
    But anyway, the actual thing... some of them didn`t make much sense when you thought about it, but some of them were pretty funny...
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    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    I don`t buy cereal based on the character on the box. I buy it based on the toy inside! And what the hell would they say about Count Chocula? Is he some kinda cereal pimp or dealer?
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    argenteus Male 18-29
    265 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    Ah, I love the sarcasm.
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    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    haha people are crazy
  35. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    lol so true.
  36. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    Lmao, this reminded me of a rant one of my teachers always would go off into for no reason. Sometimes people would purposely bring it up just to waste class time. I swear he`s discussed all of these things on this website.

    But they left out the Fruity Pebbles one that teaches kids that it`s okay to steal.

  37. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    5 full minutes of commercials with a lame story about stereotypes. this post sucks
  38. Profile photo of sidewinder69
    sidewinder69 Female 13-17
    36 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    i think the cocoa puffs bird is a sterotypical ADD kid
  39. Profile photo of witchking28
    witchking28 Female 18-29
    45 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    this was probably the lames thing ever.
  40. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    Just a random fact: The guy who did Tony`s voice also sang the "Mister Grinch" song. He died about a year ago which is why you dont see ant new Frosted Flakes commercials.
    One more fun fact: Peeing in your pants isnt ok after 10.
  41. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    I remember all those commercials. I was even singing along to some of them. God I`m old
  42. Profile photo of akneice80
    akneice80 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    i`m confused.. is this supposed to be a joke? i don`t think these companies are trying to be racist... just because the mascots have stereotypical characteristics of a certain culture, doesn`t mean the company is trying to portray that culture, and even if they are, why is it bad? it`s not like they`re making fun of the culture, they`re just making mascots that people can relate to. i didn`t see anything negative in those commercials...
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    diddleysquat Male 30-39
    205 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 8:18 pm
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    Gamey91 Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 12:01 am
    Wow... I was expecting more in-depth, but this was all stupid, and these people who made this didn`t use good facts and made weird assumptions
  45. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 12:02 am
    "Also, drug addicts are fun to drat with." <---hilarious!
    most of these if not all were probably thought of by some couch potato that thinks to much and went insane from watching to many commercials.
  46. Profile photo of mcsedad
    mcsedad Male 40-49
    51 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 12:34 am
    Uh, this is at you folks who think this serious do know what satire is don`t you?

    From the fine print at the bottom of the homepage:
    DISCLAIMER: All characters, names and places used in CRACKED fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are fictitious and are used herein for the purposes of comment, criticism, parody, pointing out political and/or social injustice or any other purpose through which humanity is held up to the ridicule it frequently deserves. Any similarity to real people, without parodic purpose, is a coincidence. All trade names, product names and trademarks of third parties, including any trademarked characters, used in CRACKED fiction and semifiction (whether online, in print or any other media) are used without the authorization of those third parties, and are used only for the purpose of parody and identification. No sponsorship, endorsement or affiliation by or with those third parties exists or should be implied.

  47. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 5:28 am
    To sum up: YES it`s a joke, you dorks.
  48. Profile photo of Hansbo
    Hansbo Male 18-29
    901 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 10:12 am
    And a very funny joke, too!
  49. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    Trix Rabbit was the only good one.
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    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    thats like really low considering i had to think nd i still didnt get the stereotypes
  51. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    My Mom wouldn`t let me eat any of that crap dammit. I had to eat Chex or Cheerios. Oh well now that I am older I love POPS! golden nuggety goodness with no idiotic mascot to poison my brain, woo hoo!!
  52. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    I knew that cocoa puffs were no better then crack or meth!
  53. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    i feel like cereal
  54. Profile photo of rosewomersle
    rosewomersle Female 30-39
    10 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 12:54 am
    Wow, that wasn`t a load of bull AT ALL. B-|
  55. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    I used to love fruit loops.
    But now I think they taste crap.
    "You call this fruit flavoured!?! I TASTE NO FRUIT, JUST CHEMICALS"
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4398 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    I trusted you,Tony!!*cries*
  57. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    October 13, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    Yay stereotypes.

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