Harry Potter Spoiler Car

Submitted by: sarasinagang 10 years ago in Funny

I"m surprised the owner wasn"t shot. Warning: Spoiler Alert!
There are 185 comments:
Male 1
Hahaha, I would defintely have shot the owner of that car!!EZ Computers
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Female 25
Whoooo... I saw a tee like that. The back of the shirt had other spoilers too like `She kills Bill` and `He`s Luke`s dad.` I saw it at a movie theatre and people were wondering why I was laughing...
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Female 217
Haha, I read the book really quickly.. if I had seen this though I`d be so angry.
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Male 210
I never got a spoiler and I spent a week reading it. I was lucky I think!
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Male 404
i just finished the book about 30 seconds ago and this was the first thing i did =p
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Male 26
Well people, look on the bright side; maybe THIS was the car John Oliver (Daily Show news correspondent) said that ran on the tears of young children after hearing Harry Potter spoilers. I mean it would completely eliminate any dependency on environmentally damaging fuels.
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Female 2,084
hahaha. wow.
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Female 1,677
Yeah I saw this on the day it showed up, but restrained myself until I finished the book. I`m definitely glad I did, because Snape dying was a shock. :( I totally knew he was good the whole time though! (Well, I was really hoping anyway..)
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Male 12
Lol i finished da book about 2 minutes ago
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Female 45
saw this days ago (not the actually pictere but on I am bored`s front page) and was really tempted to look at it, but i finished the book yesterday and came back to see what it says...

Im sure everyone cares :P

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Male 53
HARRY MARIES GINNY.WTF?
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Female 11
Ooh, I`m glad I`m not a Harry Potter fan. I would`ve been pissed. That guy`s a jerk.
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Male 1,386
didnt look at it till i finished the book :D the second (cept for the 3 kids part) and the third are given though. the first... ROFL. poor everyone who saw this car :(
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Male 1,079
Dam..
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Female 120
you know, there are a lot of rude people around here...it doesn`t matter if you like the book or not...the least you could do is be a little nicer to people who read the books, it`s not like they honestly are going to ruin your life because they enjoy it, so lay off of them. (p.s. i have a friend who likes harry potter, but his girlfriend hates harry potter with a passion, and they are perfectly civil about it.)
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Male 374
"oh lets not forget the first and only time the word B-i-t-c-h was used in any of the harry potter books is in there too i cracked up when i read it to be honest with you lol"

Actually, Aunt Marge says his mom is, is the second book, I believe...

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Male 447
lol pwned who ever read this!
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Male 425
The owner wasn`t shot because Harry Potter fans are too lame to shoot anyone...
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Female 113
Pfft, Harry Potter was a good series, but there are better. *CoughcoughCirqueDuFreakCoughcough*


OMG i love cirque du freak... someone actually ended up spoiling the last one for me. i still kind of hate them.
HP is still better though, if only slightly.

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Male 245
I hate to be the one to break it to you but it is all made up by a British welfare mother with a drug addiction.Of course shes not on welfare anymore and she is addicted to better drugs but I think she is still British.
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Female 108
Your forgot Dobby and Mad-eye-Moody.
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Female 136
whether you like harry potter or not that is quite inconsiderate.
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Female 75
lmao good thing i already read tha book..lol
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Female 43
i feel i might have driven off the road if i had seen this before i read the book. thats some serious sht there!! hp fans are insane...that guy must have had some pretty big balls to do that.
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Female 295
Well that explains a lot.....maybe I don`t have to waste 2 hours of my life reading the book now.....(just kidding, I will. I`m sure this guy didn`t give it all away.....)
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Male 346
psst... lupin dies. RUN AWAY
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Male 11
.................I thought...........it was a car spoiler............my childhood has ended...............and on my 17th birthday........
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Female 1,397
Ha where I lived two a$s-holes flew planes over the city with spoilers the night the book came out. Jerks.
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Male 54
lol i wud hate to be the owner of that car
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Female 65
harry potters hot. Dont deny it.
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Female 10
harry potter is a homosexual muhahahaha
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Male 61
now he needs a tank to protect himself
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Male 63
ok stupid i hate harry potter hes like a wizard and wizards arent real and its just a waste of your time to read a 800 page book to find out TO BE CONTINUED thingy
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Female 87
and, at the end, voldemort dies.
why didn`t they mention that?!
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Male 22
yaaay now that saves me from having to go out and buy the book and a poo load of reading now I just have to wait for the movie
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Female 76
Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!!! To the teenagers here, no offense to you. To adults everywhere who play dress-up games and read these books instead of growing up: Ha Ha Ha! Had fun heckling some of these aging creeps camped out in the bookstore last week: "You`re ADULTS!! Why aren`t you home taking care of your children?! GROW UP!!!!!!!"

I`m so glad it`s almost over. I tried but could not get through the fourth book. Harry Potter doesn`t cut it as literature or entertainment. It`s just garbage. Folks, you were born too late. I think that`s why you insist on remaining stunted children. Because deep down you know it, and know you`re not fit to breed.

(I`ve had my coffee now but it`s not having the desired effect, teehee.)

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Female 30
Harry Potter hater or lover or neither... that`s just mean and spiteful. Someone has seem deep anger issues or isn`t getting enough attention from mommy and daddy.
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Female 582
ok, i`m assuming it was a prank on the car owner. personally, i never got into harry potter, i`m sure its good. But i`m just saying that if i was into HP as much as some people, i would curl up in a corner and cry if someone ruined it for me, i get that feeling with anime. So i feel bad for everyone who sees this before they finish it :(
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Female 76
nobody mentioned that george got his ear cut off
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Female 811
Ha, i`m surprised his car is still in one piece tbh.
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Female 330
Lol, that`s cool...
It`s funny that some people are getting so worked up about it.
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Female 4,376
oh lets not forget the first and only time the word B-i-t-c-h was used in any of the harry potter books is in there too i cracked up when i read it to be honest with you lol
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Female 4,376
lol thats hilarious i just finished reading it today even though i knew about ron and hermione and harry and ginny but everything else like fred dying and voldemort killing snape and snape actually turning out to be the good guy....i was not expecting.


ps. my post contains spoilers lol

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Male 1,029
Ugh. to all of you complaining... Please, not like it`s the end of the world.
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Male 835
HE WINS.
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Male 61
I wanna do that to my car, but mine will say
"Hermione`s a dude"
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Male 619
All of you who are upset by this, shut the drat up and grow a sense of humor.
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Male 62
im going to post myspace bullitens with the titles of what that guy has written on his car

hahaahha!!!!!

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Female 348
LOL
i read it already so i dont care
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Male 1,882
Boo hoo, spoiler spoiler spoiler. Grab a Kleenex. Harry Potter sucks anyways.
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Male 124
LOL you all think that`s bad??? What about this guy`s blog then...??

Guy gives away all the Potter secrets on his blog

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Male 756
I wish I knew who this guy is so I could congratulate him for being the greatest person on earth.
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Female 226
"It`s always amusing to see people getting so upset over a silly book."

For a lot of people it was more than "a silly book".

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Female 226
This is really messed up.
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Female 2
It`s always amusing to see people getting so upset over a silly book.
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Male 1
I was pretty sad when I 1st saw that except for Snape *chuckle* but the longer I waited I realized that all I will do when i get the book is flip around and read a few pages here and there and all of the last few chapters so im not that much of a potter fan. But really none of those spoilers were that surpriseing at all if you just paid attention to the other books.B-|
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Female 573
hehe! I`m gonna tell my boyfriend now and get him really pissed off. lol
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Female 48
hahahaha i hate harry potter. there`s also a funny video on youtube.
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Male 869
LOL.....it`s good to know that people still read books. That said, I just don`t get the whole Harry Potter hype. But then again, I read comics :-P
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Female 192
oh and I am a mega hp nerd and proud of it!!!
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Female 192
lol if you bet that harry died u actually won, he just came back to life is all
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Female 1,070
oh god... im gonna shoot myself for having read the first two pictures >_>
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Female 401
theyre very lucky they didnt pass me by....i did read the book already but still ...damn them!!
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Female 785
Voldemort killing Snape isn`t a shocker. Anyone with have a brain could tell you that one. Someone drove by shouting that when I was in line to get it, and half the line just said "no duh". Really, not a spoiler...
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Female 4
also, the movie left out the important things.
so i didn`t really enjoy the movie too much:[

the book is much better.

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Female 4
I think Harry Potter is an amazing movie and book.
So stfu omg209:)

People like you think you can be `cooler` by saying crap like that but no.
not really dumbass.
:-)

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Female 406
That`s stupid. That person could have very well been lying...I mean, if you really didn`t know. I dunno. I don`t find this funny or reaction-worthy.
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Female 20
And THAT`s why I read the book before I had any contact with the outside world...
Though now, I do find it pretty funny.
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Female 1,262
Oh my. If I hadnt read the book and was only halfway through I think I would be mighty pissed.
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Female 156
So glad I didn`t see that car before I read it. That`s a pretty cruel thing to do, even though I read it pretty quickly anyway.
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Female 214
"Oh, crap! I lost five bucks saying that Harry dies."
"God damnit! I lost a bet to my friend say that harry potter dies! $50 down the drain!"

Technically, you didn`t lose...heh heh.

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Male 142
Very messed up.
I`m not a big Harry Potter fan, but I know of a few people that would kill the driver without mercy.
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Male 39
God damnit! I lost a bet to my friend say that harry potter dies! $50 down the drain!
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Male 1,289
hahaha i love it!!!
=]
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Male 167
The last book might be interesting if it goes into enough detail about how Harry and Ginny made their babies ;)
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Male 47
Oh, crap! I lost five bucks saying that Harry dies.
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Female 63
I`ll bet he was flicked off quite a bit..
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Male 16
Haha, I already read it so I dont really care.
Still, haha to all people that havnt read it yet.
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Male 372
Oh that`s nothing, at the book release someone was driving by with a megaphne yelling out the spoilers. Funnily enough, most of them were wrong...
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Female 129
I despie harry potter Quite ovious that ron and herminoe get married
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Male 230
"the movie will never do it justice." i know that movies dont stick to the original story but if you noticed at the credits it says "based off of the novel by (writer-name-here)" so i guess they dont have to go completely by the story...
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Female 986
lol I am glad I finished it but I agree with kaseyface this guy is a [email protected] and should have mentioned other things if they were going to mention it at all
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Male 203
lol well, that gets rid of all my curiosity. Goodbye Harry Potter series =)
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Why is it that everyone who dislikes Harry Potter has to come in here say "lolwtz nurd u guys suck lol good thing they did this". Then you look at their profile and they`re 13-17. What, is reading Harry Potter not cool enough for you? I don`t even like Harry Potter but that doesn`t mean I come in here and make myself look like a complete moron. Get over yourselves.
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Male 208
NERDS are the ones who read harry potter pothead
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Male 204
ron marries hermoine?!?!?!? really?
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Female 197
i wonder why they dint write about snape being in love w/ harrys mom and being good jeje
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Female 197
if i hadnt read the book already, i WOULD shoot him ... many times
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Female 174
wow. the people should go in hiding. ASAP!!!!!!!!
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Male 358
That car is going to be sooooo jacked in the next 24 hours
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Male 1,220
im only on chapter twelvE! WAHHHHHHHHH I H8 THIS! but serioulsy, its not like i could have escaped it
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Female 109
Thats just stupid, why would you even bother spending part of your life to do that pointless thing. idiot. good job i already read it.
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Male 70
FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 31
xblackedx ooooh ur funny you are, you should be a stand up comedian. hear that everyone, she called me a w*nker! hohoho.
granted darling i could have been gentler with my words, but i was just saying that harry potter was writen as a kids book. and not a good one.
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Male 19
WHY DID I CLICK ON IT!?!?!?!?!?! and yes I am a harry potter nerd and proud of it :)
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Female 116
Ha ha. Harry Potter nerds.
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Female 240
Hahahaha how cruel.
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Male 155
i love this person I hate Harry Potter and ppl who get mad at ppl for spoiling it are douche bags get over it its a sucky book everyone knows harry doesn`t dies cause JK wouldn`t have made any money on the rest of the movies if he would just die in the end.
HARRY POTTER SUCKS
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Male 5,970
couldn`t resist to look, o well its not like i read them anyway, just see the movie
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Male 1,583
haha they changes a$$hole to not nice individual. The swear filter is funny.
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Male 1,583
thats kinda an non-nice individual-ish thing to do. And i don`t even like harry potter. It`d be funny to see that guy in the movie theater and tell him the ending of every movie playing.
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Female 1,578
well i say, if your THAT into harry potter that you dont want it to be spoiled for you, then you would have finished the book before seeing that. at least i would have... i had the book mailed to me and didnt leave the house for the 2 days it took me to read it.
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Female 3
are you sure this is what happens????


lol...and whoever did it
is a dumb @ss loser.... i mean
there are books in the world
so people can enjoy them, THEMSELVES...
dumb person

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Female 2,552
Hm, I already knew all of that besides the three kids things.
Wow. Some people are gonna be PISSED!
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Male 135
"I love how, aside from V killing Snape, all the spoilers come from the really crappy epilogue. Seriously, the epilogue ruined the book."

the epilogue really was terrible. waaaay to cheesy. example: harry named his kid "albus severus"!!! COME ON?!? how bad is that, seriously...she could have thought of better.

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Female 963
Hahahaha! This is great! :-D
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Female 857
Thank God I just finished it last night.
I was so sad when Tonks and Lupin died. :(
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Male 4,012
whoa.

*phew* I already read the book.

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Female 254
What the hell is wrong with people?
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Female 103
"I love how, aside from V killing Snape, all the spoilers come from the really crappy epilogue. Seriously, the epilogue ruined the book."

Indeed.

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Male 263
Shot by whom? Some Harry Potter geek? Ooooh, I`d be so scared. Maybe they`ll put a magic spell on the guy. Jeez!
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Female 511
I love how, aside from V killing Snape, all the spoilers come from the really crappy epilogue. Seriously, the epilogue ruined the book.

As for the car? Really lame as far as spoilers go. There were too many spoilers in the book to list them all. Like, how about Narcissa betraying Voldie to help Harry? That`s a pretty big career change.

Oh well.

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Male 334
rambozo, the owl dies!?
zomg noooooooo D:
ahem anyways
i wonder what happened to this car afterwards
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Female 655
i`m gonna tell all the HP freaks :)
BEFORE they read it
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Female 88
missAZNx55, um, yeah, there are 7 books and the 7th one just came out...yeah. good job.
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Female 416
Jerk. i all ready read the book but that was mean.
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Male 1,853
i gfinished the book at 9 in the morning on the 21, just to spoil it for my mom
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Male 374
NOOO!
I LOVED FRED!
=[[
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Male 876
That person is one nice jackass.
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Female 89
hahahaha I hate Harry Potter. This is awesome.
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Female 62
`might aswell have just written "really predictable ending" and "JK rowling is an awful author" sums up the whole series well enough. all u potter fans! go read somin for the over 7 yr old market!` ---

Playboy is not literature.

And your hand is not a vagina.

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Female 62
Not only does Snape die...

So does Hedwig, Dobby, Tonks, Remus, Fred, Bellatrix, and Voldemort...And Colin Creevey.

And it`s not fair that they only had one line in rememberence for Tonks, Remus and Fred. -___-

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Female 103
They forgot about Moody and Hedwig.
And that Snape is really on the good side and loved Lily Potter all his life.
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Male 171
the owl dies
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Male 703
hahah i want to give that guy a cookie...
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Female 795
You all seem to have forgotten about Dobby dying. I was most upset :[
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Female 583
My friend got given out to by a group of people when she read the first page of the 7th book aloud to her friend at the midnight opening.

Seriously, it`s only a book. No need to get your knickers in a twist.

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Male 1,420
and hes unoriginal. its been done.
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Female 351
ahaha, me and my friends got told off in nandos for "talking about something like that in public"
pahaha.
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Male 598
The owner wasn`t shot...
The Car was smashed with a bat and had its tires slashed
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Female 584
What a spazhawk.
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Female 89
Oh thats funny! I didn`t read it, I might though.
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Male 31
might aswell have just written "really predictable ending" and "JK rowling is an awful author" sums up the whole series well enough. all u potter fans! go read somin for the over 7 yr old market!
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Male 400
=O shouldn`t have click it =(
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Male 40
Good thing i finished it up last night ;)
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Female 1,470
LOL,
Thank god im only a fan of the movies :D
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Female 525
haha good thing i read, and finished it two days after it came out
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Male 2,510
LOL!
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Male 24
"Harhar, friggin` har! That`ll teach some people to invest their life in a stupid book!"

Hay, some people enjoy books. Like me, who has read well-over 500 books. c:

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Male 338
Pfft, Harry Potter was a good series, but there are better. *CoughcoughCirqueDuFreakCoughcough*
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Male 967
Harhar, friggin` har! That`ll teach some people to invest their life in a stupid book!
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Female 5
and i DID put "Harry Potter Spoiler Car - Spoiler Warning" for all of you who are upset about seeing this. You brought it on yoursleves
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Female 5
Haha. They did this saturday the 21st :]
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Male 742
Harry names his kids Albus and James.Until Harry gets decapitated by Ron who turns out to be Voldemorts cyborg son.
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Female 30
Mabey the owner of the car was someone who hadn`t read the book yet, and someone felt like ruining it for him.. ?

Just a thought. =)

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Female 12
meh. i hate you. im just reading the book. i knew about ron + hermione (2 children -> rose and hugo) and harry + ginny.
i hope hermione/harry/ron isnt going to die x__x
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Male 521
heh id do that!
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Male 1,265
Enjoy the books all you like but for drat`s sake, if your life is ruined by this then you`re either 12 or you don`t have your priorities in order.
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Female 718
what a dick, theres no point
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Female 327
Now my life has changed forever:-(
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Female 587
what the feck? :-O

i knew about the first two pictures... but Ron? :-O What the hell?

i have to hurry up and read the books now to see for myself.

Would help if I didnt onlyhave the first book though :-P

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Female 170
What they didn`t mention the gay love triangle between Harry, Ron and Draco?
lol I told someone that fake spoiler and they actually believed me. They`re well going to be disappointed.
The best thing you can do is write "Harry Dies"
Because he does.
He just comes back to life again.
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Male 38
"Tonks+Lupin have a baby, then die"
would have been much better
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Female 137
Of course being a hard-core nerd, I knew all this already, but still it`s pretty mean. Poor Snape deserves more recognition than a side-note on the spoilermobile
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Male 779
^Spoilers own you.
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Male 4,246
I don`t really understand how people who love spoilers can enjoy them so.

But then again, I don`t understand how people can get obsessed over certain books.

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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 21
the owner is officially the greatest person to have ever drove the earth!
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Male 341
Greatest car ever.
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Female 23
rofl to that. My friend would have killed whoever did that. I think I`ll show this to her..
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Female 221
Whoever did this is an inconsiderate jerk. Seriously, just let them all enjoy the suspense of finding out who it is on their own. And really, with all the stuff they mentioned, Fred, Lupin, and Tonks deserve to be mentioned (even though they should not have done this at all).
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Female 90
Oh fck are u serious?? Curiosity got the best me!! RAWRRRRR poo poo poo. anyways I was lead to believe there were 7 books? -_-`
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Female 94
that`s so awful. like, really, really awful. i don`t care if you like harry potter or not, that`s no excuse for being such a complete dick.

*sigh* spoilers upset me so...

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Male 59
i think it was a prank on whoever ownd the car, whoever it was has some jerk friends and they sprayed his car, so he would have to see it
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Male 52
poo. Haven`t read it yet.
CRAAAAAAP
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Female 61
This is epic win right here. Except I already saw this on another website. You know what website I mean.
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Male 54
Man this is truly disturbed. Who would write on a window like that?! I mean that`s vandalism! Or am I missing the point of this demonstration.
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Female 28
I`ll dig my key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive! D:<

Finished it.
It was good. :]

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Female 3,562
So glad I haven`t bothered to read em now.
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Female 1,832
All the HP spoilers make me laugh ... who cares what they say. Even if they might be true, you can still read it and enjoy it because when it comes out in movie form, the movie will never do it justice. Some people are just ass/holes.
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Female 24
It depends when they put that on the car... I mean, if it was like a couple days after the book came out, most people who are really dedicated and care about the outcome of the book deeply, would have already read it.
But at least they didn`t say Fred was killed.
~Be A Nerdfighter!~
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Female 49
haha pretty risky move. but definately funny. they need an update in a few days with the tires slashed and the car dented in. :P
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Female 9
i would have been REALLY pissed if i saw that before i read it!!
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Female 1,065
I hate Harry Potter.. now I want to write that all over my car..
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Female 486
Yeah...yeah I think those people are going to get killed.
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Male 24
Last book, Club.
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Female 1,652
WHAT? AND THEY DIDN`T MENTION THAT FRED LUPIN AND TONKS DIE?
*keys car*
D:<
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Male 223
OMG!! SNAPE :( ( which book is this from?
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Female 338
I have a prediction that in whatever area that car drives around in, the police will see soaring numbers of nerd-on-nerd crime and drive-by shootings.
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Female 59
lmao... good thing i already read the book.
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Male 24
Woooaaah, shouldn`t have clicked on the image first.
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Male 24
Actually, I`m first.

That`s one messed up car, yo.

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Female 447
LOL. Some people would not be happy...
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Female 1,596
Haha, maybe someone stole the car after awhile. Maybe they slashed the tires too o.o
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Female 5
Link: Harry Potter Spoiler Car [Rate Link] - I`m surprised the owner wasn`t shot. Warning: Spoiler Alert!
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