Giant Garage Spider

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

That"s it, I"m never going into my garage again.
There are 205 comments:
Female 30
wow thats gross... its soooo big! even tho its incredibly creepy im glad its in a new home with another spider....
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Male 949
Bert10099 posted:
I saw the gasoline, and was hoping he would give the spider a nice blazing death.

But no. He set it free. So it can make more baby spiders. More spiders. More spiders...

Spiders serve no purpose. They should die. Along with dragonflies.
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Spiders play a crucial role in the environment. Do you know how many insects would live today if it weren`t for spiders? Plus, I`ve seen two spiders like that. Same size. Same type.
However, if you want to see a freaking huge spider, picture the Goliath Bird-Eating Spider. They`re about a foot in diameter, the size of a dinner plate. They`re known for eating birds.

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Male 474
He should`ve filled the cooler with gasoline and blow it up! :O
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Male 38
wolf spider, but mine are way bigger than that puny thing, you guys should have kept her
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Female 30
*twich*....spiders....*twich*...I killed a spider that was as big as that last week, it was living under my house...
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Female 57
Um... wow. Just, wow. The spider was not really big. At all. So this guy is just a fag. I mean, the spider wasn`t even the size of a quarter.
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Male 247
Damn Arachnophobia.

It wasn`t that big, but still, I f**king hate spiders.

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Male 161
depends where you live: If you live in suberbia, that`s a pritty damn big spider, if you live in, lets say, the Congo, you would see spiders that size and bigger at least once a week.
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Male 51
i nearly peed my self wen it attaked the camera like that
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Male 62
if you think that spider is huge you are a
P U S S Y i have seen biger spiders than that
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Female 29
omg omg omg.
im pretty sure im gonna go die now.
spiders are the scariest creatures ever
omg i wouldve moved if i were him
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Female 19
i saw a wolf spider once
those r sum big ass spiders wolf spiders
these lil boys were trowing poo at it
man im not doing that it culd get mad and come after you w/ the spider mob
i was like "drat that!" i jumped ontop of a chair
i dnt wanna die from a spider
hell no!
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Female 1,025
what do they eat?


people.

UGH EAGIOEIGNOIGH YAK. i wouldve killed it not yet it back into the wild!! EWWWW!!!!

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Male 1,704
lol. damn the spider gets to work fast on them female kinds!
dude drops him out the cooler into the park.
5 secs later he`s impregnated some chic spider jus 5 feet away.
get in there
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Female 158
I don`t even like little spiders. If I saw that in my garage I would probably have a heart attack.
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Female 22
I HATE bugs. I hate spiders. [d][i][e][d][i][e] [s][p][i][d][e][r][s]
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Male 194
its not that big at all, i was expecting something the size of the car door, haha
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Male 340
what a pussy.. was he wearing lipstick at the begining?!
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Female 655
hahaha no =] stick a needle through it to keep it down, then cut off its legs with scissors XD ahahahahha
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Female 655
i``mm arachnaphobic..... ommmgg iiii haaatttee spiddeerssss
i would have filled that cooler up with water and put a bug bomb in there mwahahahahahah XDDDD
i hatte those thiinngs X(
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Female 13
so while i was watching this video, my cell phone vibrated on my foot and i FREAAKKKED out.

lol, i know im pretty dumb.
but i haaaaaaate spiders
grossgrossgross

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Male 284
Hahahaha I like how freaked out hes acting ! THis is nothing my brother got ahold of a camel spider coming back from Iraq and brought the damn thing back to try and scare me.
Size 13 combat boot > camel spider
even if its bigger than the boot.
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Female 48
One of those got into my room once. I didn`t care, `cause spiders and decent, and we were moving anyways.
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Male 432
I am semi-afraid of spiders. I love how they dramatized it though! hahaha!! That music in the background was so suspenseful! :o
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Female 913
Those are spider actors.
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Female 299
omfg, when he started showing the pics i couldnt look at them, if i saw a spider like that, i would proabbly do a #1, 2 and maybe a #3...


i hate spiders. u have no idea

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Male 629
Whoa that`s big.
Spiders do server a purpose, they kill insects.
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Female 606
I`m crazy scared of spiders
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Female 7
hylianninja i hope someone squishes you!!

nah those spiders weren`t as big as i was expecting but i`m glad you didn`t kill it!! spiders eat nasty pests SO DON`T SQUISH `EM!!

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Male 2,216
http://www.net-games.biz/funny-pictures/...

Okay... THIS would send me running out of the house and down the street.

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Male 2,547
i use to keep those spiders as pets.
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Female 101
Oh my gosh, samiam, that is like the scariest thing I`ve ever heard!
and no, I`m not being sarcastic
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Male 163
I wanted the two spiders at the end to fight to the death.
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Female 105
Ok, so one day I was at home with my boyfriend and our roommate and we opened the door to the outside to see a spider about that size just sitting on our front step like he was about to knock wanting in. So, we two girls told him to step on it quickly because we don`t like spiders. And so he stomps on it for us like a brave boyfriend and suddenly a wave... a FREAKING WAAAAAAAVE of little baby spiders erupts from under his foot and just spreads out all over the porch! I don`t step on spiders anymore, EVER!
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Male 107
giant spider? meet my left foot *squish*.
spider number 2. meet my lighter and deodarant. *woosh*
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Male 121
No I was wrong, I just looked it up, they`re called huntsman or housekeeping spiders, not wood spiders.
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Male 121
I don`t think that was a brown recluse. They`re more wirey-looking.
I get wood spiders in my house all the time, they get to be about 5" across and they run and jump really fast. I hate them so much.
I`ve almost been in a couple accidents from those things getting in my truck and running across the inside of the windshield.... god I hate them.
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Male 23
that spider had a fiddle image on his back. I always was taught that they were highly poisonous.. isnt it the brown recluse spider from mexico that migrated up to usa?.. very hyper poisonous spider dude
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Female 17
Err..I hate Wold Spiders, have a whole bunch where I live...bastards always stare at you with those eyes that remind me of peeps.
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Male 1
People,wolf spiders have mild toxic bites and see better in the night(bad idea releasing it) and are extremely fast.
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Female 150
Gonna have nightmares now.
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Female 121
Everyone... I think that was a joke. Meaning, the spider is so tiny it`s ridiculous to be scared of it. And I like spiders, so hey.
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Male 21
Haha, I have bigger spiders than that run across my bedroom floor. It`s when I see the big 6-8" leg spans and they`re all armored looking that I get worried, but they`re usually outside.
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Female 19
I don`t see anything scary about that spider. It wasn`t big at all. Pick it up and throw it outside. Don`t waste your time on a video.
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Female 231
a bit dramatic....
plus i think he might be gay....
god what kind of guy is scared of spiders that are only as big as a coin!
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Male 200
big enough for me to run around screaming. no way am i picking up that thing in a cup with a piece of paper!

killing spiders is wrong. i hate spiders but i dont kill them... but i would prefer not to see/touch another one for the rest of my life. but i would love to see the biggest spider on the planet in like an insect zoo with 4 inches of glass between me and it with a standby anti-spider spray and pooper-scooper just incase. the long handle comes in handy.

LOSUPSOCWP!!!!

(liberation of spiders using pooper scoopers or cups with paper)

p.s.
the cup and paper thing doesnt work unless you freak out every time you move and the spider moves.

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Female 3,696
I`d move. :( I can handle little spiders..but they`re just so creepy. They can`t even hurt me. Why oh why do I fear them so?
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Female 75
"I saw the gasoline, and was hoping he would give the spider a nice blazing death.
But no. He set it free. So it can make more baby spiders. More spiders. More spiders..."
I agree XD It wasn`t that big but..still spiders are scary when they are in your home :-/
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Female 244
YIKESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLYYYYYYYY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! THAT`S ONE HUGE SPider !!! i would be sh*itting myself thats for sure !!!!!
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Male 528
SsSCcCCAaAaRRYY!!!!!!111
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Male 169
That was a wolf spider, it was cute : )
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Female 536
Awww he was just a little one!

And I don`t really like to kill spiders, just cause of my nature :P

I didn`t really bother watching the whole thing, but by the comments, I`m guessing he "released it in the wild"?

Funny.

I would`ve just releases it in my backyard!

And aaah... what`s up with all the hater comments...? Oh well. I see I`m not the only one who`s ok with spiders, though >.<

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Male 158
Honestly, I was wondering where it was. Because I saw a spider in the beginning but I didn`t think that was what he was talking about because it wasn`t that big.
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Male 155
and uhh GothicQueen^^ Sometimes releasing a spider that you find in your house is like killing it if it`s in your house it`s in there for a reason (shelter) it will probally die if it doesnt get back in your (or someone else`s) house

I had a whole science class dedicated to spiders (aracnidology) (srry for the spelling im horrible at it)

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Male 155
Fake And I`m not one of those ppl that go around yelling photoshop

so staged u can bet most things you find on metacafe are fake

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Female 4,376
however people that are saying they hate dragonflies are kind of making me laugh. i think dragon flies are very beautiful like butterflies. they are fun to watch. but hey everybody`s got something they hate i guess
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Female 4,376
i always let spiders go if i can. i dont like killing insects but still i thought the vid was pretty funny and tgat spider actually was pretty big compared to the kindsof spiders i see everyday.

i guess it depends on where you live, what your used to seeing, or just your own personal preference of "whats big". And yes i think those were wolf spiders but id have to look it up.

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Female 48
made me giggle. hehehehehe...

wish that spider went on him at the end.

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Male 17
I seen a bigger one then that in my garage. Worst thing that happen was I couldnt kill it after beating it with pole.Now we find some of it babies. Another scary thing was that my brother saw a spider near our school, when he steped on it all it babies when running all over the place.
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Male 274
AH MUNNA EAT CHU!!!
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Male 598
so dumb
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Female 706
These comments are stupid.
That spider WAS big depending on where you live. I`ve never seen a spider that big, and I would be amazed by it.
He wasn`t being a pussy, he said that it freaked him out, but he was probably afraid that it was a poisonous spider, which is a reasonable response. He wasn`t running around flailing his hands in the air and shreiking.
He should have just let the spider stay in his garage.
Spiders ARE useful- that one would have eliminated just about every OTHER bug or spider in that garage. They are excellent for bug control.
I thought it was pretty cool that they saw another one of the exact spider only a few feet from where they left it. If both of those spiders were not completely distracted by the giant forms lurking around them with strange lights, they might have even mated.
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Female 101
Okay, all you people saying you have bigger spiders, tell me where you live so I can NEVER go there.
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Male 902
`HylianNinja, killing nature sure is fun eh? Retard.`

Yes.

Yes it is.

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Female 174
I hate spiders. I hate big spiders. I hate small spiders. I think spiders and dagonflies should all die..
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Female 155
I do NOT like the idea of that big spider being anywhere close to my house. I`m scared of spiders smaller than that. That thing had MEAT.
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Male 2,216
Well I hate spiders, and even if you guys say its "not that big", if I saw that thing anywhere near me in my home, I`d scream like a little girl and sh*t myself!!
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Male 693
It looked scared, no wonder if went in the crack in the garage. As long as it`s not in the house, I would just let it go.
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Female 114
WHYYY.
Why didn`t he kill them!??!
I would`ve felt so much better.
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Female 1,397
Ahahahaha you call THAT a spider? Weak.
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Male 418
I remember when I lived in a basement suite, I`d get these big wolf spider crawling accross the carpet all the time. I would catch one and put it into a big jar. Then I`d catch another one and put it into the same jar...then SPIDER WARS would be on!...ahhh..memories!
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Female 576
i have spiders that size in & around my house.
all the time.

i`m afraid of spiders. =\

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Male 888
Maybe he should go to Australia or something, it wasn`t that large. Although I would crap myself if I saw one that big anyway.
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Female 44
I can handle little spiders, try to let them go outside but not one that size. Yep! I`m a girlie girl and if the husband isn`t around to kill one that big and it is in our home, it is getting the biggest book I can find dropped on it`s fuzzy little back <SPLAT! >! ACK!
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Female 4,447
omg, we found a spider exactly like this in my basement a month ago! It was hiding under some boxes and scared the crap out of me, we took some pictures though to try and identify it, closest we could come is a wolf spider. Compared to the spiders we typically see around here, those things are huge. Thankfully we have a can of Raid around for just such an occasion. Those creepy furry legs, ew, and the female one with the egg sack, GROSS! I don`t give a crap if you think that makes you a wuss, everyone is scared of something, and I admit that spiders give me the creeping jeebies. All those damn legs and multi segmented eyes. It`s just not right people!
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Male 703
hahahahah huge spider... yah right.. he should come live were i live... we have spiders that you can put a puppy next to it just to do a comparison..
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Female 10
Ewwwww, Great, I`m gonna dream of spiders now.
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Female 986
yeah they were wolf spiders XD They get bigger XD I had one bigger than that, not in my garage, but in my room O__O I threw a sandal and killed it because its scurrying woke me up and I felt so bad
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Female 8
OMG i hate spiders.
wat... wat the hell am i talking about just squish the damn thing. lol.
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Male 593
Meh, I got WAY bigger spiders in my house and I`m not posting it all over the internet.
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Female 2,695
o.o why didn`t he just kill it?
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Male 45
That guy should come around this part of the country the next time we have a cicada outbreak. (should be within the next 4 or 5 years)

Spiders have NOTHING on cicadas. They`re ugly, they`re loud, you can`t take 2 steps without stepping on one during an outbreak, and they bite (not painfully, but still unpleasant, like a small electrical shock).

And god forbid you try to burn a nest of those suckers... they start buzzing so loudly it feels like your ears are bleeding.

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Female 60
am i the only one that would cry if i saw that thing in my house?
eck i hate spiders. that made me twitch.
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Male 623
i would just put him in a jar and keep him :D, i dont like killing things... unless its a video game... i laughed when hes like "im inside the spider lair..." and then it charges at him
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Female 178
Ew ew ewwwww!!! Huge spiders scare me, especially when they`re in my house/area.
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Female 1,468
OMG OMG get it off of meeeee!
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Female 426
I would have killed it!
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Female 348
im like scared to get off my couch
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Female 878
I would have just sprayed it with raid.
=/
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Male 2,781
MY BIO TEACHER HAD THIS BIRD-EATING TARANTULA, IT WAS ONE FREAKIN HUGE-ASS MOTHERF***ER!!! NAMED IT GOLIATH, AND IT HISSED AT US WHEN WE RATTLED HIS CAGE!!! IT WAS THE SIZE OF HIS WHOLE HAND AND ALL HAIRY AND SH`T!!!
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Female 348
im like scared to get off my couch
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Female 26
Yeah, it really depends on where the guy lives. Here, the biggest (non-pet tarantula, obviously) I`ve seen is about the size of your middle fingernail, definitely nowhere near a quarter. ...And then daddy long legs, but those don`t count `cause they just have long legs and a tiny body, y`know.
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Female 348
i knew when i read the title that i shouldnt watch it because i have this crazy phobia
and i watched and now im like freaking out
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Female 177
IS IT ON ME???

I FEEL LIKE ITS ON ME!!!!!


UGHH

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Female 42
lol with the music
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Male 869
giant spider is a little over the top....more like large. i was expecting to see one that eats small children.
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Female 1,134
i just wanna kidnap that spider and set it lose in my classroom filled with preppy chick girls.
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Female 454
not big. at all. seen so much bigger.

boo.

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Female 24
MEESH!!! O.0 holy crap if i found that in the garage i would fricking DIE.
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Male 422
i have 2 pet tarantulas and they are much much much much and so on, bigger than this
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Female 120
Gross yes, but sorry, but I`ve seen bigger... I was expecting a THE HUGE spider.
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Female 240
When he put the camera right by the spider and it ran, I almost fell of my bed. I wouldn`t go in the garage for days.
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Female 2,084
aww. i thought it was going to be bigger than that. i`ve seen bigger. besides. i don`t mind spiders that much unless they`re crawling on me or close to crawling on me. other than that. i just leave em alone.
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Female 94
Ewwww... >.< I hate spiders. I wouldn`t kill it myself, I would get somebody else to.
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Male 599
I can imagine the news the next day... "Deer brutally attacked by pair of giant spiders"
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Female 27
I`m sorry, am I the only person who didnt know a daddy long legs is a spider?

And that mans a pussy, I was expecting some giaant big monster =/

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Female 2,552
I saw a quick glimpse of it and instantly exited the window.
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Male 154
what a wimp, I found a spider that in in my bed a few weeks ago. Turns out it had been biting my feet for the past couple weeks.
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Male 549
Meh.. Ive seen bigger..
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Male 332
If you guys thing that thing was freaky, check out that fear factor episode that was posted on here a few weeks ago with the african cave spiders. If I found one of those in my garage I`d probably move out.
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Female 288
i loved when the spider tries to attack the camera ..hehe
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Male 42
dat spider wasnt even big
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Female 1,004
*which
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Female 1,004
I hate spiders. really. really really really.
You know that camel spiders, mhich would be as big as your HEAD, chase you? it`s freaky! D: ugh, spiders are ebil
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Male 204
damn it. we made our garage into my room. who knows what could be crawlin under my floor
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Male 556
AHHH JEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ

i agree w/ bert10099

dragonflies are also creepy as hell, the way the just hover, watching....planning...

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Male 339
If that wimp thinks that spider is big, he wouldnt survive down here in the swamps. Spiders down here get to be bigger than the average adult hand. I hear they get even larger out in the deserts. Based on what he thinks a large spider is, he must live in wimpsville, USA.
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Female 60
Hahaha, I thought the guy was funny.
Ech though, that would terrify me. I mean, how would they even know that it was the same spider they saw earlier? There could have been a ton of them. Ugh, I hate spiders.
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Male 888
uhh....oooooooooooook
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Female 2,244
AHHHHH WTF that thing was disgusting. I hate garages and basements for that exact reason. If I saw a spider that big I`d probably call 911, I`d be so freaked out.
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Female 208
Pussy. I`ve had spiders bigger than that in my house. I caught them with my hands too motherf*ucker. Again i say, pussy.
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Male 437
if that were me this is how it would go:

*moves gas can* hey look a spider! *grabs can of raid* eat chemical warfare mofo!!! die die die die die die mwahahahahaha

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Female 91
OK i dont really like spiders but they do have a purpose bert10099 they eat bugs and crap and i dont know about you but one less fly or other type of bug dont bother me. Besides spiders are animals too they might not be pretty or friendly but there are an animal.
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Female 486
I couldn`t watch the whole thing. >_< Just kill it!!
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Female 441
I shudnt have watched that :( i feel like they are crawling on me right now!!!! I hate spiders they scare me more than NEthing on this earth o an moths 2 those r soooo lCREEPY!!! ima have a panic attack now :( i need a paper bag....
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Female 8
Ugh. Gave me goosebumps.
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Female 327
HylianNinja well said totally agree with you.

They were little spiders for gods sake, i know humans scarier than that, just look around.

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Female 525
wow i know someone who would flip out at that
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Male 285
...weak
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Male 208
I HAVE A BIGGER ONE IN MY GARAGE

YOU BIG FU(KING PUSSY

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Female 1,832
the music is what kept me watching, haha!
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Male 4,393
............. o wow
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Female 582
when the spider ran around inside the cooler, i almost screamed, i jumped out of my chair and checked if there was a spider on it O_O
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Male 1,484
they were so cute.

and if that dude did want rid of `em, all he had to do was pour the gasoline or petrol (or whatever was in the thingymabob) on the spider and set it alight.....

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Male 742
Whaen you said you would throw up if you step on it I thought step-BLLAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHHH (acid melts spider)
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Male 1,220
That guy was so gay
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Male 223
Seen loads of them camping yay!

I saw one that big behind my paper basket at home , ill never go behind that paper basket again..

Spiders creep me out but not majorly..

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Female 93
that is nightmare material.
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Male 97
wasn`t that big
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Male 330
Spiders are freaking scary, man.
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Female 27
The first line said it all:
"OHMIGOSH I JUST SAW THE SCARIEST SPIDAH LYKE EVAR"
Maybe not that exaggerated, but close enoguh. :D
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Male 967
Hehe, that guy was such a friggin` wuss. Grow a pair man, grow a pair.
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Male 65
ok a few things...
First off, it`s a spider, it`s life, why would you just kill it? Is it attacking you, or is it just living? Now, if it`s attacking you, yeah sure, go ahead. But no, it was simply doing what it does, so leave the spider alone.

Secondly, xxminglexx, there are loads of things that I am not scared of that would freak me out if I woke up with them on my face. This includes things such as silly putty, wiener dogs, etc.

Thirdly, I hate people who say a few things but then only include a couple. Hence, I needed to add this.

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Female 1,095
OMG just get a boot and stomp on him. Its no big deal. Overdramatic. I just delt with a spider much bigger than that yesterday. He`s now on the bottom of my shoe.
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Female 26
Umm. Well I live in England (midlands) and although there are a lot of spiders in my house and garage, I have never seen anything near as big as those spiders.
That said, I don`t really fear spiders much, although I am more of a snake fan myself.
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Female 1,463
ahh i hate spiders, i think i may have aracnaphobia, i now feel like i ant to cry and things are crawlnig on me!
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Male 61
we`ve got one the same size!!! I always joke about it being my pet although I can`t touch it. I don`t think I`ll bother filming it. I may do though.
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Female 18
Yeah, I`m with you Gammon Rod. I live in the UK and my garage is FULL of cobwebs and spiders and I have never seen anything that big. I usually try to avoid going in there though. I did go in the other day and saw what I thought was a big spider, sat on the window. No-where near as big as that though. I`m pretty sure it was dead, but I made sure to stay away from that corner anyway.
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Male 221
ok sulu... itd be pretty weird if youd seen bunnies smaller than that.... because as far as ive seen. bunnies are BORN bigger than that lol..

and wouldnt it be kumo wa kawaii desu.

but for the sake of conversation lets see you do this one
"kumo wa kawaii desu. nani desu ka. kumo wa nani desu ka. anata wa baka desu. kumo wa migurushii desu. watashi wa iie douyou kumo. anata wa naze nani douyou kumo ka."

sorry my japanese is a bit rusty. the grammar might not be spot on

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Female 142
Not that big...I`m thirteen, held a tarantula, I`d still be pretty scared though :P

& Thought that guy was pretty funny XD

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Male 431
^^ Where in the UK do you live? That was bigger than any spider *I`ve* ever found in my garage.
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Male 252
Cashcleaner, best post ever. And yeah, in the UK what we would call `big spiders` are like 3 times the size of that. Though the hairy legs were gross.
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Male 400
Yes it is not big.
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Male 16
OMIGOSH a spider!
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Male 78
he should come see our banana spiders in florida
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Female 330
It wasn`t that big... I`d probably be kinda shocked if it suddenly appeared near me or whatever, but I wouldn``t make such a big deal out of it... and I definately wouldn`t bother making a video out of it if I found one in my garage... (not that I have a garage...or a video camera XD)

I was waiting for the joke, I thought that after 2 weeks the spider would have grown dramatically and set up his own army in the garage or somehing...

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Male 810
i totally agree with HylianNinja`s first post.

except he shoulda burned that `mofo`
he had the gasoline right there

shoes are for the weak hearted!
real men conquer FIRE!

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Male 4,012
Dramatization makes life a whole lotta more interesting. I have a feeling it cuts down your lifespan dramatically as well though.
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Female 184
ok, some of you might say the spider wasn`t that big, but wait until you`re innocently driving your car, and you reach behind and find that one of those f*cking monsters are chillin` in your backseat. WTF DUDE A TOTAL SH*T YOUR PANTS MOMENT. happened to me once. now i don`t like backseats. which is a big minus for my boyfriend :P
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Male 245
step on it
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Male 119
AtomicMuffin i have asked you b4 plz change your DP i dunno why you stole mine in the first place. and about the spider they are wolf spiders and the do have venom and fangs they live all over the world and i was unfortunate enough to be bitten by one 2 years ago the bit cant kill you but it really drating hurts and if you do ever get bit by one of these draters go to the hospital right away for pain relivers cause the pain is comparble to having your balls cut off and having fire crackers shoved up your pee hole
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Male 2,486
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i was deathly afraid of spiders.. till one day while i was on the mountain in hamilton i got bit by one.. roughly the same size as that.. it wasnt poisonous.. it felt like maybe a double bee sting.. regardless i went to a doctor.. it healed it up in a few weeks. its not like its going to kill you. learn how to control them.. grab the thing by the abdomen"the thing behind the head" and it wont be able to get you. there nothing to fear,"

lol.. Wow, I hope you never find a Brown Recluse and still have the same mindset you do now.

You will be very dead, very fast.

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Male 234
Aww, spider kawaii desu :)

Muh, whatever.

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Female 368
not that big...big enough that I wouldn`t want it in my house...it is ugly though! what kind is it?
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Female 690
There was a spider at least that big in my kitchen sink last night and I picked it up and took it outside. I`m not scared of spiders at all. I`m afraid of moths though so I understand exactly how this guy feels.
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Female 338
Man come on. I lived in the Southeast for five years, and on many occasions found black widows and recluses living in my garage. Did I run around squealing like a little bitch?

No.

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Male 4,246
Good luck with that, xxminglexx.
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Male 994
Can someone say spineless ninny?

I`ve seen bunnies bigger than that! :-)

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Female 345
It`s always fun to see people turn into panicking morons or sadistic idiots because of a tiny spider. Talk about unreasonable fear ...
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Female 761
All these people who`re like, HAHAH pussy, I`m going to come into your houses and put 5 spiders on your face while you sleep.
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Male 95
not that big, but that would make me throw up if i accidently stood on it bare foot >.<
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Female 501
hey come to australia! big spiders, big snakes and crocodiles!
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Female 447
I`ve only seen a spider about the size of that a few times in my short life and a couple bigger. The only spiders I see are daddy long legs and red backs. both small. They are everywhere around where I live.

And I don`t think people should make fun at someone being afraid of spiders. It does not make them a pansy. I`m terrified of spiders but I love snakes. Think of some of the scary things that the people from Jackass do, but one of them is afraid of flying and one is petrified of snakes.

But anyways this video was pretty boring. It`s just a spider. But the way they dramatized it made it funny. And the fact these people made a video about it is odd.

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Male 55
wow, I have seen bigger spiders in my bed, pussy...
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Female 86
it gave me the chills, i would haave tried to kill them
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Male 438
I`ve found 2 spiders bigger than that in my bedroom in the same night. It only took me like 5 hours to get to sleep that night
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Female 761
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew I nearly had a panic attack watching this. I`m so glad the only spiders I get are daddy long legs and little dime-sized spiders.
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Male 106
HylianNinja, killing nature sure is fun eh? Retard.

That was still pretty lame though, I`ve got a tarantula twice that size living right beside my bed. I don`t get people`s weird fear of bugs. They`re tiny, just pick em up and move them outside if they`re bothering you so much.

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Male 221
i was deathly afraid of spiders.. till one day while i was on the mountain in hamilton i got bit by one.. roughly the same size as that.. it wasnt poisonous.. it felt like maybe a double bee sting.. regardless i went to a doctor.. it healed it up in a few weeks. its not like its going to kill you. learn how to control them.. grab the thing by the abdomen"the thing behind the head" and it wont be able to get you. there nothing to fear,
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Male 4,246
Cashcleaner, here`s a cookie just for you! (::)
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Female 694
Aaww! Sooo cuuuute!!
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Male 319
Not that big of a spider, really. When I lived in the UK I remember the bugs over there being HUGE compared to the ones I normally saw here in Canada. I swear, there was this one freaking monster of a spider that I found in my flat and when I tried to capture him to take him outside, he gave me a signed and notarized document claiming himself to be a joint property-order through a vague legal loophole.
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Male 165
I saw the gasoline, and was hoping he would give the spider a nice blazing death.

But no. He set it free. So it can make more baby spiders. More spiders. More spiders...

Spiders serve no purpose. They should die. Along with dragonflies.

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Male 321
I agree with macedonpimp
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Female 1,890
omfg i would have litterally pooped in my pants...i would have to go change my underwear and burn the 1s i was wearing
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Female 344
Wuss~
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Female 111
i hate spiders, but that one wasnt all that big
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Female 511
I hate spiders with a passion. But they definitely are for stomping, not releasing in the wild. WTF? Kill the damn thing and be done with it. Of course, at that size, it`d probably make a squishing noise and that would make me want to vomit. So I`d have my boyfriend deal with it.
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Female 158
ive seen way bigger spiders.I HATE SPIDERS. i didnt even finish watching it.
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Male 151
"there it is, basically your typical ugly spider" lol.

Comon guys, we are humans not monkeys. Stomping is for gorillas. What a human should do is pee on it. Yup.

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Female 173
gay. it wasnt very big at all.
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Male 157
STFU EMO!
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Male 522
This briefly lifted me from my tortuous despair only to plunge me deeper into the abyss a few moments later. That was lame and boring.
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Male 4,246
Like HylianNinja, I was waiting for a joke. Like after two weeks, spider`s as big as a fridge and has moved into the basement or living room, and is demanding beer and/or nachos.

But no. They`re seriously getting all worked up about a normal-sized spider. What losers. :-P

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Male 157
i believe that i would agree w/ hylian ninja.

KIIIIL THAAAT B.IIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!!

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Male 12
watch out! its gonna bite your ear
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Male 699
He acted like it was a drating tarantula.
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Male 425
Oh come on that thing isn`t that big! Why would you be afraid of a spider any ways? I just can`t understand that. Hell I have a pet Tarantula!
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Female 190
Omg I hate spiders...
But whats with the music...
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Male 79
This guy is a manly man.
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Female 670
I didn`t bother to watch all of it. It wasn`t that big.
Spiders really don`t bother me unless they`re poisonous, and in my bed. Otherwise, I just let `em be.
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Female 1,596
I didn`t think it was that big o.0

Isn`t there like a number you can call for these type of things...
Exterminator?

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Male 902
I was waiting for the joke, but it never came.

Those spiders weren`t that big. At all. And releasing it back into the wild? C`mon man, grow a pair, spiders are for squashing. I`m betting that`s half the reason shoes were invented, for killing spiders. Let them live and they will take over. See that sac? That`s the spiders gearing up for the species war. And he just let a small brigade and two commanders go, just like that.

Behavior like this will lose the war for all of humanity. Mark that.

STOMP ON THAT MOFO.

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Female 493
Gahh! I hate spiders! I can feel them crawling on me now! Why did I watch that?
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Male 10,115
Link: Giant Garage Spider [Rate Link] - That`s it, I`m never going into my garage again.
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