Giant Burrito Sends School into Lockdown

Submitted by: Wondertea 10 years ago in Misc
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7683168

Is that a giant burrito in your pocket?
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Female 428
I like turtles.
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Female 224
if it was in his pocket pointing forward i wonder wat they would think.
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Male 23
That must have one spicy and delicious "weapon."
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Male 107
dunno if its been sead yet but um...
EVREBODY HANDS IN THE AIR IVE GOT A GIANT BORRITO AND AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
and still... if america dind allow evrybody to have guns there would be no need for checking.
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Female 353
haha! racist, paranoid, and over tight-assed much?
does security thin that all foreign teen-agers think they are terrorists?
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Female 576
that was really funny
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Female 263
Haha.
Well you never know, mexican food can be dangerous in the best of times.
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Male 1,704
lol @ his nickname
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Male 2
Tell me is that a giant burrito in you pocket or are you just trying to kill me? lol!
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Female 56
Oh my God! That`s hilarious! That got my first laugh of the day.
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Male 35
O SH*T!! HES GOT A GUN!! AHHH!!
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Female 2,084
hahaha. that`s hilarious.
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Male 200
never had a burrito anymore... they any good? i want one now
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Female 386
lmao that was great.
oh my gosh, i think they`re talking about my burrito!
soo embarassing hahaha
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Female 299
oddly sized burritoes... LMAO!
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Male 300

There are soooo many jokes, I just don`t know where to start.

Actually, it should be called a burro. A burrito translates into "Little Burro" or "Small Burro".

A 30 inch burro isn`t considered a burrito.

I actually went to a reasturant once that had a 36" burro. I think it was in Kingman AZ. It went from chicken to pork to beef, etc,etc. It took 3 of us to eat it. Totally fun !!!

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Male 577
damn paranoid americans
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Male 577
that sounds like a good burrito
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Female 2,552
Jeez, some one for real was about to bring a gun to my school (he was found out before he could) and all my school did was have somebody lazily check people`s bags and have one cop car patrol the teacher`s parking lot. Woot.
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Male 593
EmoPirate, you forget it`s a BURRITO we`re talking about, not even a toy gun. Next time we know they`ll be applying nationwide red alert because of a hamburger. Or a pretzel ;-)
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Male 155
yea now i no how to get out of school ;-)
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Male 513
The kid was like "A weapon? Damn, my mom`s cooking isn`t that bad!"
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Male 513
Give me a drating break! When did school officials become such morons? Wait...they always have been.
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Male 1,072
Sounds so tasty!
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Female 178
Oh my god. A f*cking BURRITO?! Idiots.
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Female 986
lol It was a marketing class publicity stunt!! XD
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Female 454
Burrito Boy

you darn kids!

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Female 3
they did what they had to, i dont think it was outta paranoia, just cation.* sorry part of my last reply got cut off
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Female 3
guys, honestly, i know all of you are saying that they are paranoid, but seriously it was an honest mistake. i mean i bet they felt silly afterwards and everything thing, but get over yourselves. if you had a kid and they went to a school that was under lockdown would you just be sitting there saying "oh, its nothing to worry about, its probably just some kid with a giant burrito." i mean sure, they might be paranoid, but do any of you people think logically (Devi3000; you would be killed with the stupid, and get over yourself, all the people you named have more of a right to live then you do after you say something like that) i mean if my kid went to that school i would be worried to, i mean for fu(k sake they just wanted to protect those kids. yes, maybe the situtation should have been handled differently, but then again, if it was your kid, would you rather them take protective steps in a situtation that didnt need it, or would you rather your kid die? they did what they h
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Male 382
Scary. And this is normal in the US you say?
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Female 94
XD I can`t stop laughing. Good one America. Right on.
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Male 227
Thats one of the many reasons why Im homeschooled.
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Male 593
Americans are SO paranoid. Poor kid will have to think of a new assignment...
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Female 1,596
Interesting...Even though this was from 2005...
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Male 1,406
Nevermind, realized it is extremely old, now I have to say that the cops should have looked at this situation and learned... whatever.
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Male 1,406
Something like this has happened once before... something with lite brites if I remember... I thought we might have learned a lesson... guess not.
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Female 2,244
[quote]On 7/14/2007 2:28:24 AM knup48 wrote: Updated: 4:43 p.m. PT April 29, 2005 Way to stay current...[/quote]

That`s what I was going to say!

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Female 1,065
HA stupid Americans, hilarious Mexicans.
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Female 35
Old people should be killed, along with fat, homeless, and poor. Added bonus this would also eliminate all stupid people at the same time!


Devi...I hope you are kidding...they wouldn`t deserve that...

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Male 869
I remember reading this a while back. I can`t blame people for being paranoid though nowadays. "Step away from the burrito and lay face down on the ground!"
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Male 4,012
Paranoia FTL.
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Male 1,182
hahahha
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Female 57
Ahh this is as scary as it is funny. We`ve been scared into thinking that everything (it was a friggin burrito!!) is a potential threat. Its pathetic that this is how scared and paranoid we`ve become.
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Female 288
lol haha
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Female 1,496
I think the person that reported it should be fined. I bet it was some old lady with her face glued to the window. "Om look at that good for nothing kid trying to blow us the school."
Old people should be killed, along with fat, homeless, and poor. Added bonus this would also eliminate all stupid people at the same time!
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Male 105
mmm... oddly large burrito
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Female 10
is anyone else in awe about the fact that it was THIRTY INCHES????
thats two feet and five inches 0_o
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Female 525
"I didn`t know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

I would laugh my ass off


and as for the parents standing around outsid eof school worried about their kids, and thinking there should be more security....HAHA paranoid ppl

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Female 345
What`s wrong with a country in constant fear of terror and killing sprees? Guess that`s what the spearhead of civilization must feel like *G*

Your government and NRA sponsored paranoia at work.

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Female 72
drating paranoid american idiots.
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Male 522
My grandmother told me about this, she read about it when she was a little girl back in France. She died of old age 50 years ago, she was 129 years old.
RIP grandma. I wish someone would bury this story.
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Male 50
Stop submitting this! We get this story every 3 months! Go ahead. Search for "burrito". I`m sure you`ll find one of two stories exactly like this one.

Come on guys. It`s getting annoying.

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Male 521
only in america...
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Male 1,263
ASTAH LA SALSA, BAYBEEEEEE


yeah bad joke w/c xD

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Male 62
I love burritos xD
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Male 4,246
Tyrizzle, you are WAY off!! The Chinese have nothing to do with this; It`s all FRANCE`S fault!!
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Female 7
That did actually make me laugh out loud and i can`t stop myself. Burito boy!
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Male 908
....We all know who to blame here...
Damn Chinese
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Female 441
thats funny i think ima bring a gaint burrito 2 skool next year dat wud be kool
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Male 4,246
I get you, luvinangel. There`re some school administrators out there with seriously FUBAR priorities. And Burrito Boy is kind-of at fault; why not carry the stupid thing in a bag?? Doofus.

"I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos/
Pretty soon, I can`t fit in my Speedos..."
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Taco Grande"

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Male 779
^Doesn`t make it any less eatable, or tasty for that mater.
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Male 53
Oh god look out for the deadly burrito.
heh im glad im just now having supper. getting hungry reading that :p
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Male 506
"lol @ ^^
but that GIANT burrito proves once again, that kids are eating way more than they should.

Sincerely,
Dr. Phil

Nah but seriously, im getting hungry..."
-tito2963

You diddn`t even read the whole thing. The burrito was for a school project.

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Female 182
Oh great... now i want a burrito!
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Male 699
Oh, my gosh, they`re talking about my burrito.
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Male 779
Damn that sounded hella tasty too. I want one!
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Male 114
That wins.
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Male 270
The principal didn`t know whether to know if she should laugh or cry, but I sure am laughing.
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Male 418
Hey...if that kid were McGuyver that burrito could have been used for something lethal....

but seriously...where do I get a giant burrito

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Male 112
lol @ ^^

but that GIANT burrito proves once again, that kids are eating way more than they should.

Sincerely,
Dr. Phil

Nah but seriously, im getting hungry...

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Male 157
is that a burrito in ur pocket or r u happy 2 c me 8-)
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Female 307
Updated: 4:43 p.m. PT April 29, 2005

Way to stay current...

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Female 3,562
They`re right, it makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
Whose parents shows up at a school, stands around and goes "what`s going on? ARE MY KIDS ALRIGHT??? Why isn`t there more security? WRYYYY???"
So goddam paranoid :(
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Male 181
i wanna know why they had to say what it was filled with.
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Female 96
uhmmm tahst retarded...i wnat a burrito now tho!!!
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Male 42
OMG! I think they are talking about my burrito.
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Female 111
lmao, that was the funniest thing ive read in a while
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Male 994
Paranoid America wins again!
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Female 1,832
Have burrito will travel.
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Male 108
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