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Date: 07/14/07 02:04 AM

82 Responses to Giant Burrito Sends School into Lockdown

  1. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:05 am
    Link: Giant Burrito Sends School into Lockdown - Is that a giant burrito in your pocket?
  2. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Have burrito will travel.
  3. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Paranoid America wins again!
  4. Profile photo of X6xKoRnx7X
    X6xKoRnx7X Female 18-29
    111 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:21 am
    lmao, that was the funniest thing ive read in a while
  5. Profile photo of tieegg
    tieegg Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2007 at 2:21 am
    OMG! I think they are talking about my burrito.
  6. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
    96 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:21 am
    uhmmm tahst retarded...i wnat a burrito now tho!!!
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    kohokid28 Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2007 at 2:26 am
    i wanna know why they had to say what it was filled with.
  8. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
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    July 14, 2007 at 2:27 am
    They`re right, it makes me laugh and cry at the same time.
    Whose parents shows up at a school, stands around and goes "what`s going on? ARE MY KIDS ALRIGHT??? Why isn`t there more security? WRYYYY???"
    So goddam paranoid :(
  9. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:28 am
    Updated: 4:43 p.m. PT April 29, 2005

    Way to stay current...

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    macedonpimp Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2007 at 2:30 am
    is that a burrito in ur pocket or r u happy 2 c me 8-)
  11. Profile photo of tito2963
    tito2963 Male 13-17
    112 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:31 am
    lol @ ^^

    but that GIANT burrito proves once again, that kids are eating way more than they should.

    Sincerely,
    Dr. Phil

    Nah but seriously, im getting hungry...

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    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Hey...if that kid were McGuyver that burrito could have been used for something lethal....

    but seriously...where do I get a giant burrito

  13. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:39 am
    The principal didn`t know whether to know if she should laugh or cry, but I sure am laughing.
  14. Profile photo of R080T
    R080T Male 18-29
    114 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:42 am
    That wins.
  15. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Hahahaha... Everyone must have felt kind of silly after that.
  16. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:47 am
    Damn that sounded hella tasty too. I want one!
  17. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Oh, my gosh, they`re talking about my burrito.
  18. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:11 am
    Oh great... now i want a burrito!
  19. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
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    July 14, 2007 at 3:11 am
    "lol @ ^^
    but that GIANT burrito proves once again, that kids are eating way more than they should.

    Sincerely,
    Dr. Phil

    Nah but seriously, im getting hungry..."
    -tito2963

    You diddn`t even read the whole thing. The burrito was for a school project.

  20. Profile photo of Masterdog99
    Masterdog99 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:18 am
    Oh god look out for the deadly burrito.
    heh im glad im just now having supper. getting hungry reading that :p
  21. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:20 am
    ^Doesn`t make it any less eatable, or tasty for that mater.
  22. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2007 at 3:33 am
    I get you, luvinangel. There`re some school administrators out there with seriously FUBAR priorities. And Burrito Boy is kind-of at fault; why not carry the stupid thing in a bag?? Doofus.

    "I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos/
    Pretty soon, I can`t fit in my Speedos..."
    - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Taco Grande"

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    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:34 am
    thats funny i think ima bring a gaint burrito 2 skool next year dat wud be kool
  24. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 4:03 am
    ....We all know who to blame here...
    Damn Chinese
  25. Profile photo of roo90
    roo90 Female 13-17
    7 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 4:38 am
    That did actually make me laugh out loud and i can`t stop myself. Burito boy!
  26. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 4:48 am
    Tyrizzle, you are WAY off!! The Chinese have nothing to do with this; It`s all FRANCE`S fault!!
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    sora280 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 4:50 am
    I love burritos xD
  28. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2007 at 5:03 am
    ASTAH LA SALSA, BAYBEEEEEE


    yeah bad joke w/c xD

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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 5:15 am
    only in america...
  30. Profile photo of PanicOver
    PanicOver Male 13-17
    50 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 5:23 am
    Stop submitting this! We get this story every 3 months! Go ahead. Search for "burrito". I`m sure you`ll find one of two stories exactly like this one.

    Come on guys. It`s getting annoying.

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    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 5:30 am
    My grandmother told me about this, she read about it when she was a little girl back in France. She died of old age 50 years ago, she was 129 years old.
    RIP grandma. I wish someone would bury this story.
  32. Profile photo of fluffor
    fluffor Female 18-29
    72 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 6:51 am
    drating paranoid american idiots.
  33. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 8:04 am
    What`s wrong with a country in constant fear of terror and killing sprees? Guess that`s what the spearhead of civilization must feel like *G*

    Your government and NRA sponsored paranoia at work.

  34. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 10:14 am
    "I didn`t know whether to laugh or cry," school Principal Diana Russell said.

    I would laugh my ass off


    and as for the parents standing around outsid eof school worried about their kids, and thinking there should be more security....HAHA paranoid ppl

  35. Profile photo of KJaruzel
    KJaruzel Female 13-17
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    July 14, 2007 at 10:33 am
    is anyone else in awe about the fact that it was THIRTY INCHES????
    thats two feet and five inches 0_o
  36. Profile photo of browndog1981
    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 10:47 am
    mmm... oddly large burrito
  37. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 10:49 am
    I think the person that reported it should be fined. I bet it was some old lady with her face glued to the window. "Om look at that good for nothing kid trying to blow us the school."
    Old people should be killed, along with fat, homeless, and poor. Added bonus this would also eliminate all stupid people at the same time!
  38. Profile photo of manditaaknfv
    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 10:56 am
    lol haha
  39. Profile photo of MochaLatte25
    MochaLatte25 Female 70 & Over
    57 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 11:46 am
    Ahh this is as scary as it is funny. We`ve been scared into thinking that everything (it was a friggin burrito!!) is a potential threat. Its pathetic that this is how scared and paranoid we`ve become.
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    1072
    14 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 11:53 am
    luvinangel03:
    You remind me of that guy named Lewis Black from "back in black" on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

    That, or I`m just too tired and my mind is messing up.

  41. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    hahahha
  42. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    Paranoia FTL.
  43. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    I remember reading this a while back. I can`t blame people for being paranoid though nowadays. "Step away from the burrito and lay face down on the ground!"
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    bwhite12 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    Old people should be killed, along with fat, homeless, and poor. Added bonus this would also eliminate all stupid people at the same time!


    Devi...I hope you are kidding...they wouldn`t deserve that...

  45. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 12:29 pm
    HA stupid Americans, hilarious Mexicans.
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    KikiPeepers Female 30-39
    2247 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    On 7/14/2007 2:28:24 AM knup48 wrote: Updated: 4:43 p.m. PT April 29, 2005 Way to stay current...

    That`s what I was going to say!

  47. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    Something like this has happened once before... something with lite brites if I remember... I thought we might have learned a lesson... guess not.
  48. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Nevermind, realized it is extremely old, now I have to say that the cops should have looked at this situation and learned... whatever.
  49. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Interesting...Even though this was from 2005...
  50. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    Americans are SO paranoid. Poor kid will have to think of a new assignment...
  51. Profile photo of gorgokid333
    gorgokid333 Male 13-17
    227 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    Thats one of the many reasons why Im homeschooled.
  52. Profile photo of Sporks
    Sporks Female 13-17
    94 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    XD I can`t stop laughing. Good one America. Right on.
  53. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    Scary. And this is normal in the US you say?
  54. Profile photo of EmoPirate
    EmoPirate Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    guys, honestly, i know all of you are saying that they are paranoid, but seriously it was an honest mistake. i mean i bet they felt silly afterwards and everything thing, but get over yourselves. if you had a kid and they went to a school that was under lockdown would you just be sitting there saying "oh, its nothing to worry about, its probably just some kid with a giant burrito." i mean sure, they might be paranoid, but do any of you people think logically (Devi3000; you would be killed with the stupid, and get over yourself, all the people you named have more of a right to live then you do after you say something like that) i mean if my kid went to that school i would be worried to, i mean for fu(k sake they just wanted to protect those kids. yes, maybe the situtation should have been handled differently, but then again, if it was your kid, would you rather them take protective steps in a situtation that didnt need it, or would you rather your kid die? they did what they h
  55. Profile photo of EmoPirate
    EmoPirate Female 13-17
    3 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    they did what they had to, i dont think it was outta paranoia, just cation.* sorry part of my last reply got cut off
  56. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    Burrito Boy

    you darn kids!

  57. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    lol It was a marketing class publicity stunt!! XD
  58. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    Oh my god. A f*cking BURRITO?! Idiots.
  59. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    Sounds so tasty!
  60. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    Give me a drating break! When did school officials become such morons? Wait...they always have been.
  61. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    The kid was like "A weapon? Damn, my mom`s cooking isn`t that bad!"
  62. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    yea now i no how to get out of school ;-)
  63. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    EmoPirate, you forget it`s a BURRITO we`re talking about, not even a toy gun. Next time we know they`ll be applying nationwide red alert because of a hamburger. Or a pretzel ;-)
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    Jeez, some one for real was about to bring a gun to my school (he was found out before he could) and all my school did was have somebody lazily check people`s bags and have one cop car patrol the teacher`s parking lot. Woot.
  65. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    that sounds like a good burrito
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    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    damn paranoid americans
  67. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 9:37 pm

    There are soooo many jokes, I just don`t know where to start.

    Actually, it should be called a burro. A burrito translates into "Little Burro" or "Small Burro".

    A 30 inch burro isn`t considered a burrito.

    I actually went to a reasturant once that had a 36" burro. I think it was in Kingman AZ. It went from chicken to pork to beef, etc,etc. It took 3 of us to eat it. Totally fun !!!

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    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    oddly sized burritoes... LMAO!
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    chickensmoo Female 13-17
    386 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    lmao that was great.
    oh my gosh, i think they`re talking about my burrito!
    soo embarassing hahaha
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    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    July 15, 2007 at 12:01 am
    never had a burrito anymore... they any good? i want one now
  71. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2007 at 12:10 am
    hahaha. that`s hilarious.
  72. Profile photo of gmfreak356
    gmfreak356 Male 30-39
    35 posts
    July 15, 2007 at 12:21 am
    O SH*T!! HES GOT A GUN!! AHHH!!
  73. Profile photo of _LaCrYmOsA_
    _LaCrYmOsA_ Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 15, 2007 at 9:55 am
    Oh my God! That`s hilarious! That got my first laugh of the day.
  74. Profile photo of BlackCatXIII
    BlackCatXIII Male 13-17
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    July 15, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    Tell me is that a giant burrito in you pocket or are you just trying to kill me? lol!
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    philippic Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    lol @ his nickname
  76. Profile photo of Acatinahat
    Acatinahat Female 13-17
    263 posts
    July 15, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    Haha.
    Well you never know, mexican food can be dangerous in the best of times.
  77. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    that was really funny
  78. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
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    July 16, 2007 at 10:49 pm
    haha! racist, paranoid, and over tight-assed much?
    does security thin that all foreign teen-agers think they are terrorists?
  79. Profile photo of tp12
    tp12 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:51 am
    dunno if its been sead yet but um...
    EVREBODY HANDS IN THE AIR IVE GOT A GIANT BORRITO AND AM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
    and still... if america dind allow evrybody to have guns there would be no need for checking.
  80. Profile photo of StaleEyez
    StaleEyez Male 13-17
    23 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    That must have one spicy and delicious "weapon."
  81. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
    224 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    if it was in his pocket pointing forward i wonder wat they would think.
  82. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
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    July 26, 2007 at 11:53 pm
    I like turtles.

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