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How the F*CK do you dare to question my abilities as a parent based on some stupid internet forum. F*ck you. I`m a damn good parent, and husband, and I`d like to see you say that sh*t to my face. Calling me a bad Dad to my daughter is the worst, most ignorant insult I could ever face. You insult my whole family. F*ck you.
This statement isn`t entirely correct soupkid. You can actually return a field goal if it lands short of the goal and is caught on a fly.
Also, for everyone claiming poor sportsmanship, you are completely wrong. I had a coach try this against the team i was coaching in pee wee, and the QB got leveled by my linebacker who was aware enough (at 12 yrs old) to know what was going on. I wouldn`t call it poor sportsmanship as much as poor coaching on the other team`s part.
Guys, come on. Remember the old adage: Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you`re still a retard.
I thought this was a pretty clever play, if you can outsmart the opposition instead of just shoving them out the way, go for it.
2. I know nothing about American Football
3. (Best of all), American Football is a better sport than rugby because people sometimes die.
1. I`m very happily married, and have a baby girl. I get laid all the time, with my wife.
2. I played tight end and sometimes halfback for 4 years. I know more about the sport than you do.
3. People die. Wow. How awesome. We should bring back real-life gladiators, fighting to the death, that would be sweet!!!11!!one!!
p.s. it`s spelt "masturbate", you arse.
Hell, most folks can`t stand to ride in a car for 5 hours straight (personally I love driving, so this doesn`t apply to me), yet you try and say that Nascar going 5 hours straight with no breaks at speeds 3 times plus what you do on the interstate isn`t hard.
On behalf of the Nascar nation, all you naysayers can kiss my... Oops, ladies present.
basketball is fun to play but its crap to watch same with baseball and nascar sucks.
And I`m sick of hearing about how real men play rugby. (btw I do love rugby, I met some of the allblacks in an airport in oz, it`s an amazing sport, seriously sweet as to watch) But people who`ve never played football have no idea how much harder you can hit some one when you wear pads, you`ll still get f-cked up.
People have even died from the sport, I wanna see your -ss handle it.
So stop complaining, masterbating, drinking coffee and go spend some time out in the real world, maybe meet some one, have sex, then see if you`re still anal about sports you know nothing about.
Oh and you`re right about going to school to learn. But you forgot to mention being active in other extra curricular activies help develop minds, teach how to handle more responsibilities, time management, communication skills and help students to further their education by getting them into college.
So blow me.
Good for you. Seriously, Well done for you and your bud. No-one cares. I once wanked into a cup. Now how bout you go fix me a coffee?
Sport jocks piss me off... You go to school to learn (and I don`t mean woodwork)
Basketball is cool at 6`1"? Sorry my point about it only being it only being accessible to the few obviously missed it`s mark...
Baseball- Since when did "most of the world" or maybe your world, mean East Asia and South America? Ever heard of a landmass called Africa? Or Europe? Or India?
"American" football. Since when did a game originally planned to last 60 minutes last 5 hours? Waste of my life, why is it still called a "sport"?
American sports = Crap
now the video, very nice. haha, we did a play this year where (im quarterback btw) and i fake the hand off twice then i stand with my back to the line and i threw the ball over my head backwards and my bud matt jones caught it for the touchdown it was awesome, the other coach was cussin and askin if it was legal haha
Basketball- 6`1" makes a decent point guard, and is played all over the world (Tony Parker or Yao Ming, anyone?)
Baseball- Played in most of the world (i.e. East Asia, South America)
American Football- admitedly only played in North America, but at least they`re smart enough to wear protection. Leave your "I`m to manly to attempt to avoid being permanently maimed" schtik at home.
I actually prefer a game of fotbal to most all of these, but come on...
American sports all suck anyway.
Basketball- Need to be 6`5, minimum, and only played in North America.
American Football- Need to be 6`5, 250lbs, devoid of a brain, and only played in North America.
Baseball- Ripoff of an old British game called "Rounders", which we used to play in primary school. And only played in North America (World Series my arse).
Stupid cheaters. My kid was on the other team. No notrly.
however, most are right in saying that you should train ur defense to rush as soon as there is any movement from the football or offensive players, because it is illegal for the ball or offense to move after the ball is set
Once the ball goes into movement they should nail the guy with the ball.
Woohoo. Let`s all go spend hundreds of dollars for tickets to something FREE ON TELEVISION, so we can see lots of big, muscular, sweaty men run around chasing a piece of leather. Yay...
This is one of those tricks that only works once (if at all) and then ends up back firing since everyone from that point foward will be out to hammer you to make sure you don`t trick them. Ah well.
football is not for smartass ppl... the team with the lowest intelligence and the best strats would probably always win