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Date: 07/30/07 02:30 AM

58 Responses to Every Man`s Dream Date

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 12:05 am
    Link: Every Man`s Dream Date - These two are not going to have as much trouble as they think.
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    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 12:12 am
    Hahahaa!

    Excellent!

  3. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 2:35 am
    Lol!
  4. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Yep a bit of a long shot lol
  5. Profile photo of Mazer
    Mazer Male 18-29
    62 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 2:38 am
    I can`t think of anyone who would agree with their standards. I might MAYBE if there was a separate bed and I am quite desperate. whatever, thankfully its not true!
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    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 2:42 am
    I wish American humor was more like English humor. They`re much funnier.
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    princealee Female 13-17
    8 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:00 am
    They`re not very pretty...
  8. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:15 am
    Pretty schmitty... horny bisexual ladies... lights out... works for me :)
  9. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:31 am
    i liked the blond one, the other one was ok. It`s funny how a girl is saying that; guys don`t care, sex is sex whether its a fatty or a supermodel although we`d very much rather a hot woman, a decent stocky girl is good too.
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    Mr.knowItAll Male 18-29
    608 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Yeah...The one with the short hair was way cuter than the blond, but I`d probably shag them both...
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:37 am
    the only only shot would be for the guys win it comes to them picking one guy out of the 5000 responses they got.
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    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:41 am
    yeah...now wut about dream guys? ;-)
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    clubp Male 13-17
    223 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:47 am
    ..... no.
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    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 4:16 am
    Lol id go with them ;)
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 4:35 am
    hehe thats quite good
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 5:00 am
    Their as ugly as sin...
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    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 5:39 am
    "I wish American humor was more like English humor. They`re much funnier."

    American humor used to be better. We all made fun of british humor.

    then hip-hop and reality TV came along...

    PS: hilarious video!

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    HippieLover Female 13-17
    65 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 6:06 am
    I loved that show..Smack the Pony. Funny Stuff!
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    tricky13 Female 18-29
    145 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 6:14 am
    btw they don`t really look like that normally,they are wearing wigs etc
  20. Profile photo of emzie21
    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 7:00 am
    jess izzle couldn`t agree more thanks hunny! :D

    Bloody love Smack the Pony! haha xx

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    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 7:01 am
    those commenting on their appearance.. THEY WERE IN COSTUME IT WAS A SKIT THATS THE WHOLE POINT THEY`RE NOT MEANT TO BE PRETTY! geez...
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    elselspeth Female 13-17
    12 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 7:39 am
    good old smack the pony!
    anyone see the episode where they gallop like horseys down the hospital corridor? classic.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 9:13 am
    Gawd--please.
  24. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 9:16 am
    Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 9:26 am
    Funny and original. I like it.
  26. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 10:16 am
    Dont count all of us guys together ;)
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 10:44 am
    Funny as hell. Oh those witty Brits!

    I`d hit that, er, them!

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    GracieJack Female 18-29
    149 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 10:47 am
    absolutmofo:


    "Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair. "


    Idk, i`ve asked my boyfriend the same question, and he says, it`s because guys like to look at women...and (such as porn)it`s a little creepy to be watching other guys, so replace the guy with a chick, and they like it. (that`s just my boyfriend`s comment though:p)

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 10:51 am
    "but I`d probably shag them both..."
    no, you probably wouldn`t. sorry about your luck.

    ok, we know what show this is from. two people have said it. anybody who tells us what show this is from, other than the two above, must be severely brain damaged.

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 11:09 am
    thats OK, by the time Im ready for teaching lesbians how to do it Ill be.....wait ill be dead
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 11:15 am
    LOL that was so random.
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    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    supa delicious MAX
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    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    lmfao gah! whats the woman on the right from??
  34. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    absolutmofo: totally agree
  35. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    absolutmofo:
    "Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair. "

    Chicks are sexy. Guys really arent. Even other girls can admire a sexy girl. Yet you rarely dont see guys complimenting another guy.

  36. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    absolutmofo, tgirl149, ieatbunnies

    Do your parents, schools, etc..not teach you anything? lol People on here crack me up.

    Men are visually stimulated. The shape and physical appearance of women are massively stimulating to a man. So more visual stimulation = better..haha.

    Women are emotionally and physically stimulated. They have a little visual stimulation but the way the guy treats a girl emotionally and the way he touches her is the real turn on.

    Men=Visual
    Women=physical/emotional (little bit visual)

    There, huge mystery solved.

  37. Profile photo of Mazztek
    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    Answering Machine: Hello. You have 1,123,425,234,899,564 messages..."
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    haha nice.
  39. Profile photo of Ravenclawd69
    Ravenclawd69 Female 13-17
    106 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    Actually thats true, I wouldnt mind pointing out a hot girl anytime, but for guys saying that for other guys...its kind of weird...
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    ms_hilton111 Female 13-17
    164 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    "Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair."

    You are half right! ONLY because only EMO guys can pull it off :)

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    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    Sabre200000 -

    That doesn`t explain my boyfriend - he`s never liked the whole lesbian thing. Of course, he also thinks the stereotypically hot chicks are anything but. *shrug*

    My favorite comments I`ve seen are guys who are all against homosexuality or bisexuality, so long as it doesn`t pertain to lesbians. Gotta love the stupidity there.

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    Stiletto Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    Every time I hear someone describe those women as ugly as sin, I can only imagine how many others turned those people down over and over, or if they`ve ever had sex at all.

    Get over yourselves, you pathetic twits. Guys, you`d jump at the chance, so stop kidding yourself just because you have no hope of ever getting that chance. Girls, wake up and realize what turns men on instead of criticizing those who turn guys` heads away from you.

  43. Profile photo of funkywoof
    funkywoof Male 13-17
    121 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    Catherine Tate. hahahahahahah
  44. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    That was a tad bit funny.
    I guess.
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    ulfnir Male 30-39
    121 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    The one with the dark hair is called sally phillips (I`m fairly sure) and she is a fox.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    That was so pathetic and unoriginal, what a waste. It`s a joke that`s been done over and over, I hate those.
  47. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    July 30, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    Real life - Sorry, I`m married and love my wife

    Fantasy life - Holy Mackel...I`m in !!

    Nicely put Stiletto

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    Ricklionhart Male 40-49
    124 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 1:09 am
    I don`t understand, they aren`t likely to get anyone reply are they? Like they said, its a long shot... not sure anyone would be willing to take them up on it... ;)
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 1:54 am
    rofls. they werent that hot, but lol i like the idea. xD
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 11:27 am
    no problemo absolutmofo, it doesn`t work for me either.
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    abbiee071 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    wow...funny but scary all at once
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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    (in reference to comments on page 2) Sabre is right about his assessment. Vindicate, you need to understand that generalizations do not count EVERY SINGLE person! That`s why it`s called a generalization. So your boyfriend may be an exception. But for the most part, Sabre is right.
  53. Profile photo of joassisfine
    joassisfine Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 31, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    omfg its smack the pony!!! i love that programme
  54. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    July 31, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    No, not my dream date. Sorry.
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    ocin6510 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 4:12 am
    me me me

  56. Profile photo of soffee
    soffee Female 13-17
    115 posts
    August 1, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    is the one with short hair from bridget jone`s diary?
  57. Profile photo of rawrhaley
    rawrhaley Female 70 & Over
    10 posts
    August 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    i liked it :]
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    what is this from?

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