Every Man`s Dream Date

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago in Funny
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These two are not going to have as much trouble as they think.
There are 58 comments:
Female 2,084
what is this from?
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Female 10
i liked it :]
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Female 115
is the one with short hair from bridget jone`s diary?
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Male 2
me me me

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Male 870
No, not my dream date. Sorry.
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Male 1
omfg its smack the pony!!! i love that programme
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Male 301
(in reference to comments on page 2) Sabre is right about his assessment. Vindicate, you need to understand that generalizations do not count EVERY SINGLE person! That`s why it`s called a generalization. So your boyfriend may be an exception. But for the most part, Sabre is right.
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Female 6
wow...funny but scary all at once
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Male 4,012
no problemo absolutmofo, it doesn`t work for me either.
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Female 1,070
rofls. they werent that hot, but lol i like the idea. xD
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Male 124
I don`t understand, they aren`t likely to get anyone reply are they? Like they said, its a long shot... not sure anyone would be willing to take them up on it... ;)
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Male 300

Real life - Sorry, I`m married and love my wife

Fantasy life - Holy Mackel...I`m in !!

Nicely put Stiletto

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Male 11,740
That was so pathetic and unoriginal, what a waste. It`s a joke that`s been done over and over, I hate those.
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Male 121
The one with the dark hair is called sally phillips (I`m fairly sure) and she is a fox.
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Female 878
That was a tad bit funny.
I guess.
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Male 121
Catherine Tate. hahahahahahah
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Male 95
Every time I hear someone describe those women as ugly as sin, I can only imagine how many others turned those people down over and over, or if they`ve ever had sex at all.

Get over yourselves, you pathetic twits. Guys, you`d jump at the chance, so stop kidding yourself just because you have no hope of ever getting that chance. Girls, wake up and realize what turns men on instead of criticizing those who turn guys` heads away from you.

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Female 511
Sabre200000 -

That doesn`t explain my boyfriend - he`s never liked the whole lesbian thing. Of course, he also thinks the stereotypically hot chicks are anything but. *shrug*

My favorite comments I`ve seen are guys who are all against homosexuality or bisexuality, so long as it doesn`t pertain to lesbians. Gotta love the stupidity there.

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Female 164
"Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair."

You are half right! ONLY because only EMO guys can pull it off :)

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Female 106
Actually thats true, I wouldnt mind pointing out a hot girl anytime, but for guys saying that for other guys...its kind of weird...
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Female 1,397
haha nice.
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Male 586
Answering Machine: Hello. You have 1,123,425,234,899,564 messages..."
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Male 1,039
absolutmofo, tgirl149, ieatbunnies

Do your parents, schools, etc..not teach you anything? lol People on here crack me up.

Men are visually stimulated. The shape and physical appearance of women are massively stimulating to a man. So more visual stimulation = better..haha.

Women are emotionally and physically stimulated. They have a little visual stimulation but the way the guy treats a girl emotionally and the way he touches her is the real turn on.

Men=Visual
Women=physical/emotional (little bit visual)

There, huge mystery solved.

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Male 880
absolutmofo:
"Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair. "

Chicks are sexy. Guys really arent. Even other girls can admire a sexy girl. Yet you rarely dont see guys complimenting another guy.

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Female 525
absolutmofo: totally agree
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Male 625
lmfao gah! whats the woman on the right from??
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Male 598
supa delicious MAX
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Female 1,470
LOL that was so random.
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Male 5,970
thats OK, by the time Im ready for teaching lesbians how to do it Ill be.....wait ill be dead
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Male 1,420
"but I`d probably shag them both..."
no, you probably wouldn`t. sorry about your luck.

ok, we know what show this is from. two people have said it. anybody who tells us what show this is from, other than the two above, must be severely brain damaged.

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Female 149
absolutmofo:


"Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair. "


Idk, i`ve asked my boyfriend the same question, and he says, it`s because guys like to look at women...and (such as porn)it`s a little creepy to be watching other guys, so replace the guy with a chick, and they like it. (that`s just my boyfriend`s comment though:p)

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Male 967
Funny as hell. Oh those witty Brits!

I`d hit that, er, them!

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Male 2,216
Dont count all of us guys together ;)
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Male 835
Funny and original. I like it.
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Female 274
Why do guys have obsessions about lesbians? Seeing guys kissing other guys doesn`t really do it for me. Unfair.
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Female 913
Gawd--please.
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Female 12
good old smack the pony!
anyone see the episode where they gallop like horseys down the hospital corridor? classic.
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Female 174
those commenting on their appearance.. THEY WERE IN COSTUME IT WAS A SKIT THATS THE WHOLE POINT THEY`RE NOT MEANT TO BE PRETTY! geez...
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Female 174
jess izzle couldn`t agree more thanks hunny! :D

Bloody love Smack the Pony! haha xx

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Female 145
btw they don`t really look like that normally,they are wearing wigs etc
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Female 65
I loved that show..Smack the Pony. Funny Stuff!
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Male 810
"I wish American humor was more like English humor. They`re much funnier."

American humor used to be better. We all made fun of british humor.

then hip-hop and reality TV came along...

PS: hilarious video!

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Male 1,931
Their as ugly as sin...
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Male 521
hehe thats quite good
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Male 317
Lol id go with them ;)
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Male 223
..... no.
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Female 182
yeah...now wut about dream guys? ;-)
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Male 1,142
the only only shot would be for the guys win it comes to them picking one guy out of the 5000 responses they got.
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Male 608
Yeah...The one with the short hair was way cuter than the blond, but I`d probably shag them both...
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Male 151
i liked the blond one, the other one was ok. It`s funny how a girl is saying that; guys don`t care, sex is sex whether its a fatty or a supermodel although we`d very much rather a hot woman, a decent stocky girl is good too.
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Male 2,586
Pretty schmitty... horny bisexual ladies... lights out... works for me :)
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Female 8
They`re not very pretty...
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Female 226
I wish American humor was more like English humor. They`re much funnier.
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Male 62
I can`t think of anyone who would agree with their standards. I might MAYBE if there was a separate bed and I am quite desperate. whatever, thankfully its not true!
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Male 410
Yep a bit of a long shot lol
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Female 679
Lol!
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Male 259
Hahahaa!

Excellent!

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Male 10,115
Link: Every Man`s Dream Date [Rate Link] - These two are not going to have as much trouble as they think.
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