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Date: 07/09/07 02:12 AM

58 Responses to Diet Pill`s Icky Side Effects Keep Users Honest

  1. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 8, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    Link: Diet Pill`s Icky Side Effects Keep Users Honest - Don`t eat that extra piece of cake!
  2. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:13 am
    lol, thats funny.
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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:14 am
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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:20 am
    lol ewwww but funny
  5. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:39 am
    This summer`s greatest sequel.

    Anal Leakage! The Return of OLESTRA!!!

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    KatrynaS Female 13-17
    113 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Very gross. I think what gets me though, is that its another oill for too skinny people to take. Yes, some people might need it, but I still worry...
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    JHSpring26 Male 18-29
    492 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:42 am
    LMAO!!!! :-D “(I)’ve pooped my pants 3 times today, and sorry to get descriptive but it even leaked onto the couch at one point!” That`s classic!
  8. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 3:07 am
    it`s depressing how lazy people are that they have to poop all over themselves to do something that can just simply be DONE.
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 3:55 am
    yewwch. well if it works....
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 4:37 am
    rofl ewww
  11. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 4:48 am
    So it`s not humiliating enough to be a fat ass? Now you have to smell like poo too. Ah well, most fat asses do.
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 4:56 am
    lmao Devi...
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:08 am
    orange river of grease... X-(
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    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:11 am
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:22 am
    *vomits* I would never take these even if I wanted to lose some weight! But I`m happy with my body so I`m safe from the shame.

    A teen girl who is happy with her even shocks me. *sarcasm*

  16. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:51 am
    "Diet coke and a Pizza please!"


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    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:55 am
    Btw...does anybody else think, that Devi3000...has to be fat herself....and lazy...and a socialretard...because of her wasting our time by thinking up of these stupid and offensive comments?
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    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 6:44 am
    From the actual "Alli" website, describing what the "treatment effects" could be...

    "What are treatment effects?
    alli™ works by preventing the absorption of some of the fat you eat. The fat passes out of your body, so you may have bowel changes, known as treatment effects. You may get:

    gas with oily spotting
    loose stools
    more frequent stools that may be hard to control

    What to expect
    The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams."

    "you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza." Ew! I don`t need that leaking out of my ass, thank you very much. I`ll stick to willpower whenever I need to lose a few pounds, thank you very much!

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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 7:05 am
    what the hell! thats $hit! lol but seriously i bet there are worse side effects in the future.
  20. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 9:14 am
    WHAT...THE...HELL?! ?:-(
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    cbritt84 Male 40-49
    67 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 9:26 am
    I think Saturday Night Live did a parody of this subject years ago called "Oops I crapped my pants!!"
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    manditaaknfv Female 18-29
    288 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 9:40 am
    ^^^^oops i crapped my pants! LOL yea ive seen that! ahahha
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    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 10:08 am
    Crapping your pants just to lose 10 pounds?

    Sorry, not worth it. Get over yourselves, people.

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    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 10:31 am
    ha ha LOL
    thats kinda mean though
  25. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 10:56 am
    ollllldddddd newssssssss....hasnt this been posted on here b4????
  26. Profile photo of evilbean06
    evilbean06 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 11:34 am
    Good grief, what is wrong with some people? I`ve managed to lose nearly 15 pounds just by eating a healthy diet and exercising in about 2 months. You may argue that it`s easier for me because I`m young, but my 47 year-old mother has lost 17 in the same amount of time. People are just too fricking lazy.
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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 11:45 am
    so, what about people who have different metabolism and can HANDLE more than that without gaining too many pounds? i suppose they wouldn`t need the pill in the first place... but what would happen? would the pill magically absorb less for people like that?
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    hxchartbreak Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 11:50 am
    what a smart idea!!! i can`t believe no one thought of it earlier. and this just makes me giggle!!!
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    Cyberbob87 Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Exercise people, this diet crap is a cop out for lazy people who don`t want to put in the effort of working out.
    A diet pill that makes you crap your pants - no thanks.
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    cookii Female 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    i think that the pill is a brill idea: you HAVE to stick to a low fat diet or you crap yourself- possibly in public so it kind of motivates people and it also means people who find it hard to shift wieght can lose more.
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    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    the place I work at sells this crap ( no pun intended) & its always out of stock
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    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    im putting together a nice little video of myself loosing weight, im not overweight, im just a little chubby, and i love absolutely love to eat, but i also claim to have a lot of willpower, therefore, i decided to show everybody that i can do it, therefore im putting together this 4 month montage video, to the music of rocky of me loosing weight, its gonna kick ass, oh also im dressing up as wolverine for halloween so i gotta be ripped, im fashioning some home-made retractable claws for that *****chaching
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    Crapping your pants just to lose weight sounds like an excellent idea! Why didn`t they think of this before?!
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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    omg ew
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    Sporks Female 13-17
    94 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    Eeeeeewwwww. x.x

    Just eat healthy, work-out and have will power. That`s all it takes... not crapping your pants.

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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    Now I can poop my pants and blame it on some diet pills. Awesome!
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    Holy Crap ...
  38. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    “It forces you to eat a lower-fat diet — if you don’t, you’re violently penalized for not doing so,” LMFAO
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    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    haha, those were some gross stories!! I work at GNC and we sell that stuff. i prefer the super-high caffeine fat burner pills myself :-P as if I needed it...
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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    that is so gross.
    i agree with what that one man said,
    take the money you`re wasting & buy healthier food. gosh.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    haha. my mom was telling me about this but this is the first time i actually read about it myself.

    i`m glad i don`t have a major weight loss problem. and even if i did. i don`t think i would use this.

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    janus_games Male 18-29
    294 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    I think something close to this was actually posted. If not, then I may have read it someplace else.

    The funny thing, is that due to the side effects, doctors had SKADS of the proscription version of this drug on their shelves. They couldn`t give it away.

    Funny how marketing works, neh?

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    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    Gaaah.. Ew... Man, I`d NEVER take that. Ick!! I feel bad for the people who are desperate enough to try.. Geez. o_o;
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    Brant167 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:08 pm
    Don`t listen to the hype the best drug to use to lose weight is crack. Now society, the medical establishments, and well anyone with a few brain cells will agree that crack is horrible for your body. However if you get moderately addicted you will lose weight like a whale stuck on a beach. So, please consider buying from your local crack dealers before buying from your pharmacy.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    You could save money and have your friend hit you in the stomach really hard.

    Oh wait, he`d probably fall into one of your rolls and you`d never see him again.

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    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    Yeah, like crapping has stopped fat people before. They have toilets specially made to support their fat arses.
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    Puppythief Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    Y`know what`s REALLY embarassing...being a gluttonous hoggy-person...
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    Masterdog99 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    hmmm can`t we just eat healthy?
  49. Profile photo of xScalawag
    xScalawag Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    My mom takes this stuff and never has had a problem...But she never eats any fat anyway. The only kind of people who crap their pants are idiots who eat a bunch of fatty foods and then take the pill. It can`t handle that much fat and obviously it has to go somewhere...x_x
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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 7:37 pm
    Man... no... that`s just wrong.
    Seriously, people. Vomiting your food up is one thing... but this is just... ew.
    That can`t be healthy.
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 9:56 pm
    ahh ive seen a commercial for THATS y they say u have to commit to it or else
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 10:07 pm
    Hahahah :-)
  53. Profile photo of Cindy_
    Cindy_ Female 30-39
    531 posts
    July 9, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    Oh. My. Gosh. :-/

    What ever happened to eating less and exercising? It`s free, and you don`t sh*t your drawers.

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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 3:21 am
    Why don`t you fat people all lose some weight?

    Yeah I`m mean live with it.

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    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    lol we have alli at my job & i was reading a pamphlet to it one day & it was so gross. it says something about gas with an oily discharge. yum.
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    LaurensK90 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    Good initiative, but have they still not figured out that the problem isn`t fat, but sugar?
  57. Profile photo of beeheehee
    beeheehee Male 13-17
    61 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    I thought it said Dr phil, not diet pill... lol
  58. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    July 11, 2007 at 12:52 am
    My mom wants to take it... I better show her this first. o_O;

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