Diet Pill`s Icky Side Effects Keep Users Honest

Submitted by: Snoogans 10 years ago in
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Don"t eat that extra piece of cake!
There are 58 comments:
Female 193
My mom wants to take it... I better show her this first. o_O;
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Male 61
I thought it said Dr phil, not diet pill... lol
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Male 242
Good initiative, but have they still not figured out that the problem isn`t fat, but sugar?
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Female 306
lol we have alli at my job & i was reading a pamphlet to it one day & it was so gross. it says something about gas with an oily discharge. yum.
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Male 994
Why don`t you fat people all lose some weight?

Yeah I`m mean live with it.

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Female 531
Oh. My. Gosh. :-/

What ever happened to eating less and exercising? It`s free, and you don`t sh*t your drawers.

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Female 2,552
Hahahah :-)
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Female 1,944
ahh ive seen a commercial for alli....so THATS y they say u have to commit to it or else
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Female 670
Man... no... that`s just wrong.
Seriously, people. Vomiting your food up is one thing... but this is just... ew.
That can`t be healthy.
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Female 195
My mom takes this stuff and never has had a problem...But she never eats any fat anyway. The only kind of people who crap their pants are idiots who eat a bunch of fatty foods and then take the pill. It can`t handle that much fat and obviously it has to go somewhere...x_x
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Male 53
hmmm can`t we just eat healthy?
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Male 11
Y`know what`s REALLY embarassing...being a gluttonous hoggy-person...
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Male 338
Yeah, like crapping has stopped fat people before. They have toilets specially made to support their fat arses.
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Male 2,486
You could save money and have your friend hit you in the stomach really hard.

Oh wait, he`d probably fall into one of your rolls and you`d never see him again.

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Female 63
Gaaah.. Ew... Man, I`d NEVER take that. Ick!! I feel bad for the people who are desperate enough to try.. Geez. o_o;
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Male 106
Don`t listen to the hype the best drug to use to lose weight is crack. Now society, the medical establishments, and well anyone with a few brain cells will agree that crack is horrible for your body. However if you get moderately addicted you will lose weight like a whale stuck on a beach. So, please consider buying from your local crack dealers before buying from your pharmacy.
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Male 294
I think something close to this was actually posted. If not, then I may have read it someplace else.

The funny thing, is that due to the side effects, doctors had SKADS of the proscription version of this drug on their shelves. They couldn`t give it away.

Funny how marketing works, neh?

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Female 2,084
haha. my mom was telling me about this but this is the first time i actually read about it myself.

i`m glad i don`t have a major weight loss problem. and even if i did. i don`t think i would use this.

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Female 576
that is so gross.
i agree with what that one man said,
take the money you`re wasting & buy healthier food. gosh.
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Male 114
haha, those were some gross stories!! I work at GNC and we sell that stuff. i prefer the super-high caffeine fat burner pills myself :-P as if I needed it...
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Female 2,695
“It forces you to eat a lower-fat diet — if you don’t, you’re violently penalized for not doing so,” LMFAO
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Female 1,832
Holy Crap ...
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Male 880
Now I can poop my pants and blame it on some diet pills. Awesome!
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Female 94
Eeeeeewwwww. x.x

Just eat healthy, work-out and have will power. That`s all it takes... not crapping your pants.

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Female 525
omg ew
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Male 1,882
Crapping your pants just to lose weight sounds like an excellent idea! Why didn`t they think of this before?!
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Male 132
im putting together a nice little video of myself loosing weight, im not overweight, im just a little chubby, and i love absolutely love to eat, but i also claim to have a lot of willpower, therefore, i decided to show everybody that i can do it, therefore im putting together this 4 month montage video, to the music of rocky of me loosing weight, its gonna kick ass, oh also im dressing up as wolverine for halloween so i gotta be ripped, im fashioning some home-made retractable claws for that *****chaching
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Female 301
the place I work at sells this crap ( no pun intended) & its always out of stock
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Female 1,299
i think that the pill is a brill idea: you HAVE to stick to a low fat diet or you crap yourself- possibly in public so it kind of motivates people and it also means people who find it hard to shift wieght can lose more.
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Male 49
Exercise people, this diet crap is a cop out for lazy people who don`t want to put in the effort of working out.
A diet pill that makes you crap your pants - no thanks.
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Female 57
what a smart idea!!! i can`t believe no one thought of it earlier. and this just makes me giggle!!!
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Male 1,420
so, what about people who have different metabolism and can HANDLE more than that without gaining too many pounds? i suppose they wouldn`t need the pill in the first place... but what would happen? would the pill magically absorb less for people like that?
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Female 19
Good grief, what is wrong with some people? I`ve managed to lose nearly 15 pounds just by eating a healthy diet and exercising in about 2 months. You may argue that it`s easier for me because I`m young, but my 47 year-old mother has lost 17 in the same amount of time. People are just too fricking lazy.
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Female 441
ollllldddddd newssssssss....hasnt this been posted on here b4????
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Female 348
ha ha LOL
thats kinda mean though
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Female 155
Crapping your pants just to lose 10 pounds?

Sorry, not worth it. Get over yourselves, people.

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Female 288
^^^^oops i crapped my pants! LOL yea ive seen that! ahahha
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Male 67
I think Saturday Night Live did a parody of this subject years ago called "Oops I crapped my pants!!"
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Male 425
WHAT...THE...HELL?! ?:-(
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Female 718
what the hell! thats $hit! lol but seriously i bet there are worse side effects in the future.
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Female 316
From the actual "Alli" website, describing what the "treatment effects" could be...

"What are treatment effects?
alli™ works by preventing the absorption of some of the fat you eat. The fat passes out of your body, so you may have bowel changes, known as treatment effects. You may get:

gas with oily spotting
loose stools
more frequent stools that may be hard to control

What to expect
The excess fat that passes out of your body is not harmful. In fact, you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza. Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams."

"you may recognize it as something that looks like the oil on top of a pizza." Ew! I don`t need that leaking out of my ass, thank you very much. I`ll stick to willpower whenever I need to lose a few pounds, thank you very much!

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Female 262
Btw...does anybody else think, that Devi3000...has to be fat herself....and lazy...and a socialretard...because of her wasting our time by thinking up of these stupid and offensive comments?
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Female 262
"Diet coke and a Pizza please!"

Hahahahaahahaha

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Female 447
*vomits* I would never take these even if I wanted to lose some weight! But I`m happy with my body so I`m safe from the shame.

A teen girl who is happy with her body...it even shocks me. *sarcasm*

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Female 182
ROFLCOPTER
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Male 888
orange river of grease... X-(
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Male 1,016
lmao Devi...
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Female 1,496
So it`s not humiliating enough to be a fat ass? Now you have to smell like poo too. Ah well, most fat asses do.
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Male 521
rofl ewww
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Male 4,012
yewwch. well if it works....
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Male 151
it`s depressing how lazy people are that they have to poop all over themselves to do something that can just simply be DONE.
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Male 492
LMAO!!!! :-D “(I)’ve pooped my pants 3 times today, and sorry to get descriptive but it even leaked onto the couch at one point!” That`s classic!
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Female 113
Very gross. I think what gets me though, is that its another oill for too skinny people to take. Yes, some people might need it, but I still worry...
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Male 1,254
This summer`s greatest sequel.

Anal Leakage! The Return of OLESTRA!!!

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Female 1,134
lol ewwww but funny
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Female 1,397
Nice.
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Male 570
lol, thats funny.
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Male 869
Link: Diet Pill`s Icky Side Effects Keep Users Honest [Rate Link] - Don`t eat that extra piece of cake!
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