Dear Miriam,

Submitted by: LaChica 9 years ago in Funny

Miriam gives this woman some good advice.
There are 81 comments:
Female 52
i think there`s more to it because normally she`d say something like `well i hope this solves it` to end it but still funny
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Male 1
Happynoodle:
"She deserves crappy advice, why would she leave her husband for that?"

Why? Because he isn`t a colleague, who you can avoid, or someone sitting next to her on the bus, who you can ignore; he is her husband. They are together for LIFE. Imagine someone who makes you uncomfortable, someone you think you don`t know anymore because he turned out to be something you never thought he could be, someone that warped the image of the man you married, and living with him for all your life. Those are a few of the many reasons why, for example, people tend to leave their partners because they don`t have the same sexual orientation, cheated on them, or turned out to be an unconvicted criminal.

Don`t say that being transvestite is not as signifcant as all the examples listed above, because for some, it certainly is. What man dresses up in women`s clothes because he`s depressed anyway? That says a lot about his personality, so maybe the woman was made uneasy by it.

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Female 576
well that was interesting,
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Female 943
huh.
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Female 8
haha
rofl
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Male 64
lol wow
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Female 13
"NumbuhZero
Friday, July 13, 2007 1:47:52 AM
Doesn`t anyone read over her work before it`s printed?"

Once again IT`S A JOKE!!! Seriously, there are only 3 pages of comments, is it that much to read?

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Female 878
Doesn`t anyone read over her work before it`s printed?
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Male 4,012
R_U_Kidding - Miriam, the writer, missed the point and went talking about cars... generally a male error.

and Snopes has discounted this letter - http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/miri...

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Female 13
"Dang Miriams slow. Did she just choose not to read about the she-male that was her husband? Jeez some people are DUMB!"

I`m sorry, I have to laugh at the irony. Had you "chosen" read through the mere 2 pages of posts you would have seen that the whole thing is a hoax. It`s a joke. It was even on snopes.com.

So, you know, he who skims should not... well you know the rest.

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Female 811
I love Dear Miriam, that`s the only reason I buy the Mirror!
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Male 2
Dang Miriams slow. Did she just choose not to read about the she-male that was her husband? Jeez some people are DUMB! :-/
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Male 888
LOL
xD is miriam a computer or sumthing?
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Female 3
lmao that was too funny
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Female 314
hahahah ...i bet Miriam is really a guy
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Female 182
That BITCH!
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Female 1,397
haha Good advice.
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Female 114
this is ancient and fake. It`s on Snopes
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Female 2,084
she should be fired.
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Female 214
"WHOOOOOOSH...

^Sound of the joke going over most people`s heads...."

Exactly.

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Male 42
Wow, my car has the same problem, im going to go fix it right now! LMAO, for some reason this seems familiar, awesome.. 4 Stars
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Male 24
re:I really dont think Miriam missed the point, I took it as she saw the problem as so bizarre that she just decided to answer the problem of the car. Anyone else get that?
yes
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Male 89
I think Miriam is also a Cross-dresser that could solve everything...
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Male 593
LOL exactly the kind of advice she was expecting... she just wandered off to another unimportant part of the story :P
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Female 153
wow, my name is Miriam, that`s creepy. Too bad I don`t know anything about cars. Do you think she did that on purpose, just to "be funny"?
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Male 869
That was funny =)
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Male 2,781
EXCELENT COUNSEL
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Male 449
ha!
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Female 66
rofls
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Female 58
It seems to me that Miriam didn`t see the cross-dressing as a problem, and preferred to be deliberately obtuse and offer advice on the car problem.
Also, as this seems to be a gag magazine -- possibly a gag?
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Female 24
myahaha :D
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Female 89
I really dont think Miriam missed the point, I took it as she saw the problem as so bizarre that she just decided to answer the problem of the car. Anyone else get that?
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Male 11,740
Fabricant should use the picture for himself. Talk about missing the boat. When they were handing out brains he thought they said trains and he decided he`d rather drive.
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Female 250
that is so hilarius
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Female 2,552
Ahaha.
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Male 623
kongen wow you are an @SShole this has nothing to do with america and you automatically try to turn it into an america bashing post, get a life
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Male 1,364
i expected that to happen but its still funny
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Female 57
haha ieatbunnies! did anyone see that ^^^^
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Female 1,832
I wasn`t expecting that, lol.
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Female 48
WHOOOOOOSH...

^Sound of the joke going over most people`s heads....

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Female 170
I think M was trying to tell her to let him continue this behavior while she looks the other way.

Or she could be door-knob dumb.

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Female 416
that was good advice
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Male 880
I dont get it. Whats wrong with wearing womens clothes. I think it feels empowering.
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Female 26
"HappyNoodle, who would leave their husband because he`s a closet transsexual? Uh...let me think..."

Transvestite and transexual are not the same thing. Just because he feels comfortable in women`s clothes it doesn`t mean he wants to be a woman. Look it up.

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Male 689
oh. its not real.

*cries*


*dies*

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Female 362
HappyNoodle, who would leave their husband because he`s a closet transsexual? Uh...let me think...
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Female 26
She deserves crappy advice, why would she leave her husband for that?
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Female 681
miriam is a d!ppoo. lol
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Male 330
^^^ Yeah, but the joke was in the letter, not the response. So I guess it`s not IDENTICAL.
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Female 63
Nice. XD Anyone else remember the one with the guy that was posted a while ago?
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Male 626
Sid the sexest, two fat slags, Biffa Bacon, Mrs Brady, The modern parents... they are just a few of the viz people in there greatly offensive mag :-D

The humor in it may not be got by alot of people that don`t live in england and if you are not a fan of tolet humr, swaring and nudety then my advise is to avoid it all together...

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Female 1,025
poor lady.
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Male 5,194
Miriam is assuming the car is normally aspirated instead of fuel-injected, but there`s nothing in Mrs B`s message to indicate that. Miraim doesn`t mention a clogged fuel filter or condensation in the gas tank, both of which are a lot more likely than a clogged fuel line or bad pump.
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Male 217
Look up the viz profanisaurus if you want a good laugh. This article is a take-off from a British tabloid called The Mirror which offers advice for its readers.
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Female 447
That`s great.

The funniest bit was how they said the husband tried to cover up for wearing her underwear because he couldn`t find any of his own. Genious.

I`ll have to see more from this Viz place.

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Female 1,894
ooh thank you soooo much mirimam..
you truly helped me.
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Male 8
No it`s not real. Have a look at
http://www.viz.co.uk/
Yarr, it`s not so funny these days.
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Male 134
Yup, from The Viz. For you Americans, The Viz is a rather comical magazine made in Newcastle (my home) England. It`s f-ing class.
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Male 1,072
Is it real though? How stupid can one person be
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Male 1,033
I like the numbers underneath.

Engine misfires and husband addicted to porn - 0898 100 01

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Female 262
It`s taken from viz magazine.
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Male 623
It`s all a metaphor for `Check if your husband has weird fetishes or is just gay`.
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Male 200
lovely :)
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Male 4,246
I have to admit, I`m not sure I`d turn to Miriam for relationship advice. But if I ever have a car that `judders` to a halt, I`ll know what to do.

Pabasa, what the hell are you talking about? )-|

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Female 235
Haha! I think i`ve seen that joke before...
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Female 1,984
Haha... was NOT expecting that! Really a helpful answer to the car part.
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Female 106
Go Miriam! You made yourself look like a total jackass. Atleast you could of read 25% of the letter instead of 6% of it.
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Male 265
What kind of car was it? probably an american heep of junk...
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Male 699
I saw a letter very similar to this except at the end the woman writing the letter asked something like how much she should sell the car for.
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Male 994
It`s like Ed Wood or something
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Female 690
Miriam needs to learn to read the first sentence of every paragraph instead of only the first sentence of every page. That is the essential skill to not reading everything but not ending up looking lazy. Miriam obviously did not go to high school.
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Male 4,012
So, Miriam is now a guy`s name as well?
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Male 779
Perfect! Miriam always seems to have a good answer to everything.
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Male 756
ROFL!
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Male 314
Hahaha, amazing comment :D Go Miriam!
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Male 11
hilarious
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Male 105
haha wow
that`d suck
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Female 1,134
hahaha awesome
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Male 53
Thats what I would have said
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Male 503
Here`s a picture for Miriam.

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Missed the boat = Missed the point

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Female 1,596
Link: Dear Miriam, [Rate Link] - Miriam gives this woman some good advice.
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