Dad Screams like a Little Girl

Submitted by: GummyWurmz 9 years ago Funny

Not such a tough guy on the amusement park ride.
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Male 58
i`d scream 2. i know wat ride that is
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Female 36
If I were some random person on the ride with him, I`d be laughing to hard to scream; but thank goodness he`s not my dad, I`d be totally embarassed.
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Female 96
hmm...this was...uh..interesting?
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Female 239
This guy reminds me of Homer Simpson. Awesome~ It`s hilarious how he screams, stops, screams, and so on.
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Female 182
HAHA, hilarious.
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Female 428
Haha, thank God that like my dad, I refuse to go on those death traps =P
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Female 1,065
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

WHAAA WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Female 103
My dad wouldn`t even -get- on the ride. When we go to Six Flags and stuff he just waits at the exit. So, I technically have no ground to stand.
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Female 299
LOOOOOOLL.. that was funny..im glad he aint my dad...
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Male 341
Thats what she said
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Female 681
haha, i would be laughing my head off if i was on that ride!
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Female 655
haha id be embarrassed if that was my dad :)
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Male 1,244
What ride is that? I keep seeing it on TV...
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Male 129
lol i`d be screaming too >.>
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Female 22
Actually, I think he sounds like a no-longer-a-virgin`s first time. ;)
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Male 4
I agree with BigBonny, little girls do NOT sound like that. That sounds like a MONSTER.
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Male 629
Staged maybe?
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Female 878
Can you say blackmail?
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Male 774
In the dads defense, from what I can tell thats no "amusement park ride" I meanits at cedar point, etc, but thats an extreme ride.
They are both harnesses inside a steel spherical cage. And attached to them are bungee cords. The bungee cords are probably a hundred plus feet from them to the attachment. And they are stretched... and stretched.. and let go. And they hurdle through the air, restrained by only those bungee cords. and they are free flying.

Like a stretchy slingshot that doesnt discharge its ammo.

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Male 577
ahaha
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Male 15
Sounds like my wife during sex.
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Female 601
There`s a reason I don`t go on those rides. I`d be screaming just like him, if not worse. I screamed on a frickin` waterslide, for crying out loud XD

(Well, it was a giant 100-foot-ish waterslide that twisted, looped, went upside down, and all I had was an inner tube to hang onto for dear life >_< not to mention it was completely dark save for small lights that lined the inside...) *sigh* Excuses, excuses.

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Male 74
these things always come on AFV. Pretty good for a laugh
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Female 182
Thursday, July 05, 2007 6:00:13 PM
Thats how I sound when I`m having a big "O"!


Sounding manly isn`t something to brag about.. =P unless you`re a man.

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Female 123
it sounds like sex gone bad..
:|
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Female 224
i never scream on rides i just dont see it as scary but hey if hes scared far be it from someone to tell him not to scream
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Male 245
hey ^whtevr^ I`d like to see the video of that....lol
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Male 1,825
i would be scared too if it was a fair ride. im surprised he dint end up on like the other end of the city
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Female 182
i think dat guy was more embarrased of his dad than scared of the ride
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Female 913
Thats how I sound when I`m having a big "O"!
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Male 425
LMAO The dads sitting there screaming his head off and his son is just sitting there all calm and stuff, lol he almost looks bored.
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Female 511
Considering I`d probably be screaming just as loud, I have complete sympathy for the guy.

And if he`s embarassing, who gives a hoot? Can`t tell me the son didn`t know he screams on coasters/rides.

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Female 175
O.
H.





S.
H.
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T.
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Female 2,084
yea. if that was my dad i would have been a little embarrassed. that`s totally awesome though. are they sure he didn`t have a heart attack.
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Female 1,832
He looked like my Dad. I felt really bad BUT going on a *slingshot* ride should have been the first clue, you either like those rides or you do, no in betweens.
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Male 2,781
I USED TO "SCREAM IN HORROR" JUST TO ANNOY MY FRIENDS...SERIOUSLY! I FOUND IT HILARIOUS...
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Female 38
Ha ha you all are saying you would be so embarassed if that were you dad... I would be laughing my butt off if that were my dad and when we got off the ride my dad would be laughing with me! Enjoy your time with your parents while you can and remember WE ALL AS KIDS embarassed them so they are just paying us back now!
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Male 325
my sister usually screams so i tell her to shut the fu*k up
if my dad did that to me i would of disowned him
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Female 493
Haha XD I thought it was going to be my Dad. One time we were at California Adventure and we were on the one of the little roller coasters, when we got off the ride lady thought it was my friend and I screaming but, it was my Dad.
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Female 1,134
hahaha we should do this again haha omg funny as hell !
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Female 2,552
..he doesn`t sound like a little girl?

/sarcasm

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Male 1,029
This is so f*cking old.
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Male 626
You find this ride in like 3 areas where i live in plymouth... its like a giant ball you sit in and bound up and down. Was not scary when i went on it, but i am the kind of person who walks around on the spinning cages while in motion (got kicked off it once for moving to the place 3 spots over while it was moving)
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Female 1,596
OMG I just remembered! It`s Homer from the Simpsons!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDbbUzb6...

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Male 275
He sounds like this cartoon, slightly:

http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaa...

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Female 679
Sounds like hes moaning :S

Lmao..
`This is friggin awesome. we should do this again.`

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Male 869
Seen it already. At what point do you lean over and slap the dude? *WHACK* "Get a grip!". I like how the kid is all chill just sitting there saying "this is awesome". Complete opposites. One guy`s way over the top and the other is half asleep....brilliant!
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Male 957
so lame he screamed from beginning to end WHAT GIVES!?

i thought i was bad, i used to be. now im a junkie that doesnt go to the theme parks often enough =p

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Female 486
lol, I don`t know of any little girls who scream that much on fair rides. =P
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Female 1,002
He was still screaming even when the ride was over.
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Female 525
WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH lol
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Female 1,007
What little girl sounds like that?
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Female 576
that sounds like me screaming =\
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Female 129
xD that was funny
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Male 4,012
Rofl. Dude sounds very scared. His balls must have dropped on the way up.

But isn`t this an invasion of privacy or summat? I mean, his embarassing cries spread all over the world... Aren`t there any laws defending him?

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Male 625
lawl i never scream on theme park rides im always the guy that wishes everyone would shut the drat up
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Male 1,024
not so much a girl as a pig in a slaughterhouse.
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Male 48
I like turtles
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Female 99
I`ve always wanted to ride that thing, but it looks so dangerous!!

The scream was sooooooo annoying!!

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Male 452
His fear brings me joy ^^
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Male 521
so glad hes not my dad
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Male 2,216
Those rides are in the UK too.

Little girls dont sound like that! Why did he keep screaming? What did he think it achieve?

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Male 970
its a ball on 2 rubber ropes i think
it goes up and down and turns
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Female 125
"Thursday, July 05, 2007 5:22:49 AM
bvhaha, i`ve never been on any of ur american rides but it sure looks fun :P"

It`s not an american ride specifically... i`m sure i`ve seen stuff like that on the beach when the fair`s been down or something..

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Female 274
I sounds like him having sex. Or something.
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Male 159
Lol, how unfortunate to be captured on film like that.
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Male 2,172
Holy crap... and to say that I did a roller coaster 10 times better then that one with my tongue out the whole time just for kicks and giggle.

That guy must have vertigo or something...

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Male 2,005
bvhaha, i`ve never been on any of ur american rides but it sure looks fun :P
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Female 546
Poor old man D:

They can have heart attacks.

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Female 550
They have rides like that at the Six Flags near us. It`s pretty scary the first time you ride it - you don`t know what to expect.
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Male 1,550
so friggin awesome dude
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Male 623
That`s not even an amusement park... that`s a fricken fair ride. How sad...
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Female 86
that was hilarious........
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Male 888
Haha, he doesn`t really stop screaming, he gets exhausted and slows down..
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Male 994
lol
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Male 1,162
lmao I love the way he freaks out. I would be laughing if that was my dad. But that guy looked like he was just embarrassed. "dude no, omg dude dad no yer like embarrassing me in front of mah peeps"
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Male 761
haha the boy is just sat there like "wtf!", i wud be mortifyed if that were my dad
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Female 306
hahahaha i saw this on AFV.
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Female 1,596
He reminds me of some cartoon...
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Male 209
"This..." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAH WAH WAH!" "This is..." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAH!"
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Male 108
OMFG!!!! lol, thnk god it`s not my dad.
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Male 62
I would give him like 20$ when we got off and said "Thanks random stranger for riding the ride with me" xD
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Male 194
Haha I would be ashamed if he were my dad.
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Female 1,412
Link: Dad Screams like a Little Girl [Rate Link] - Not such a tough guy on the amusement park ride.
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