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Date: 07/05/07 03:16 AM

85 Responses to Dad Screams like a Little Girl

  1. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:02 am
    Link: Dad Screams like a Little Girl - Not such a tough guy on the amusement park ride.
  2. Profile photo of elroy72
    elroy72 Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:19 am
    Haha I would be ashamed if he were my dad.
  3. Profile photo of sora280
    sora280 Male 13-17
    62 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:21 am
    I would give him like 20$ when we got off and said "Thanks random stranger for riding the ride with me" xD
  4. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:24 am
    OMFG!!!! lol, thnk god it`s not my dad.
  5. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:25 am
    "This..." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH WAAH WAAAH WAH WAH!" "This is..." "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH WAH!"
  6. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    He reminds me of some cartoon...
  7. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:26 am
    hahahaha i saw this on AFV.
  8. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:29 am
    haha the boy is just sat there like "wtf!", i wud be mortifyed if that were my dad
  9. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:37 am
    lmao I love the way he freaks out. I would be laughing if that was my dad. But that guy looked like he was just embarrassed. "dude no, omg dude dad no yer like embarrassing me in front of mah peeps"
  10. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:45 am
    lol
  11. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:50 am
    Haha, he doesn`t really stop screaming, he gets exhausted and slows down..
  12. Profile photo of nimsay
    nimsay Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:55 am
    that was hilarious........
  13. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 4:07 am
    That`s not even an amusement park... that`s a fricken fair ride. How sad...
  14. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 4:16 am
    so friggin awesome dude
  15. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
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    July 5, 2007 at 4:47 am
    They have rides like that at the Six Flags near us. It`s pretty scary the first time you ride it - you don`t know what to expect.
  16. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 4:56 am
    Damn. Even when I was a little kid I never screamed on rides and that guy must be at least in his fifties.
  17. Profile photo of beeyooteeful
    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:19 am
    Poor old man D:

    They can have heart attacks.

  18. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 5:22 am
    bvhaha, i`ve never been on any of ur american rides but it sure looks fun :P
  19. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2007 at 5:53 am
    Holy crap... and to say that I did a roller coaster 10 times better then that one with my tongue out the whole time just for kicks and giggle.

    That guy must have vertigo or something...

  20. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 6:17 am
    Lol, how unfortunate to be captured on film like that.
  21. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 6:42 am
    I sounds like him having sex. Or something.
  22. Profile photo of UKJess86
    UKJess86 Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 7:20 am
    "Thursday, July 05, 2007 5:22:49 AM
    bvhaha, i`ve never been on any of ur american rides but it sure looks fun :P"

    It`s not an american ride specifically... i`m sure i`ve seen stuff like that on the beach when the fair`s been down or something..

  23. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 7:27 am
    its a ball on 2 rubber ropes i think
    it goes up and down and turns
  24. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 7:49 am
    Those rides are in the UK too.

    Little girls dont sound like that! Why did he keep screaming? What did he think it achieve?

  25. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 8:03 am
    so glad hes not my dad
  26. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 8:50 am
    His fear brings me joy ^^
  27. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 9:21 am
    I`ve always wanted to ride that thing, but it looks so dangerous!!

    The scream was sooooooo annoying!!

  28. Profile photo of helion
    helion Male 18-29
    48 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:33 am
    I like turtles
  29. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:59 am
    not so much a girl as a pig in a slaughterhouse.
  30. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 10:05 am
    lawl i never scream on theme park rides im always the guy that wishes everyone would shut the drat up
  31. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 10:06 am
    Rofl. Dude sounds very scared. His balls must have dropped on the way up.

    But isn`t this an invasion of privacy or summat? I mean, his embarassing cries spread all over the world... Aren`t there any laws defending him?

  32. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 10:08 am
    xD that was funny
  33. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 10:33 am
    that sounds like me screaming =\
  34. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 10:47 am
    What little girl sounds like that?
  35. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 11:23 am
    WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH lol
  36. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    He was still screaming even when the ride was over.
  37. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    lol, I don`t know of any little girls who scream that much on fair rides. =P
  38. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    so lame he screamed from beginning to end WHAT GIVES!?

    i thought i was bad, i used to be. now im a junkie that doesnt go to the theme parks often enough =p

  39. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    Seen it already. At what point do you lean over and slap the dude? *WHACK* "Get a grip!". I like how the kid is all chill just sitting there saying "this is awesome". Complete opposites. One guy`s way over the top and the other is half asleep....brilliant!
  40. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    Sounds like hes moaning :S

    Lmao..
    `This is friggin awesome. we should do this again.`

  41. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:18 pm
    He sounds like this cartoon, slightly:

    http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaa...

  42. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    OMG I just remembered! It`s Homer from the Simpsons!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDbbUzb6...

  43. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    You find this ride in like 3 areas where i live in plymouth... its like a giant ball you sit in and bound up and down. Was not scary when i went on it, but i am the kind of person who walks around on the spinning cages while in motion (got kicked off it once for moving to the place 3 spots over while it was moving)
  44. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    This is so f*cking old.
  45. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    ..he doesn`t sound like a little girl?

    /sarcasm

  46. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    hahaha we should do this again haha omg funny as hell !
  47. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    Haha XD I thought it was going to be my Dad. One time we were at California Adventure and we were on the one of the little roller coasters, when we got off the ride lady thought it was my friend and I screaming but, it was my Dad.
  48. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    my sister usually screams so i tell her to shut the fu*k up
    if my dad did that to me i would of disowned him
  49. Profile photo of jdhare77
    jdhare77 Female 18-29
    38 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    Ha ha you all are saying you would be so embarassed if that were you dad... I would be laughing my butt off if that were my dad and when we got off the ride my dad would be laughing with me! Enjoy your time with your parents while you can and remember WE ALL AS KIDS embarassed them so they are just paying us back now!
  50. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    I USED TO "SCREAM IN HORROR" JUST TO ANNOY MY FRIENDS...SERIOUSLY! I FOUND IT HILARIOUS...
  51. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
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    July 5, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    He looked like my Dad. I felt really bad BUT going on a *slingshot* ride should have been the first clue, you either like those rides or you do, no in betweens.
  52. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    yea. if that was my dad i would have been a little embarrassed. that`s totally awesome though. are they sure he didn`t have a heart attack.
  53. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    O.
    H.





    S.
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  54. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    Considering I`d probably be screaming just as loud, I have complete sympathy for the guy.

    And if he`s embarassing, who gives a hoot? Can`t tell me the son didn`t know he screams on coasters/rides.

  55. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    LMAO The dads sitting there screaming his head off and his son is just sitting there all calm and stuff, lol he almost looks bored.
  56. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
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    July 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    Thats how I sound when I`m having a big "O"!
  57. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    i think dat guy was more embarrased of his dad than scared of the ride
  58. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    i would be scared too if it was a fair ride. im surprised he dint end up on like the other end of the city
  59. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
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    July 5, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    hey ^whtevr^ I`d like to see the video of that....lol
  60. Profile photo of denea
    denea Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    i never scream on rides i just dont see it as scary but hey if hes scared far be it from someone to tell him not to scream
  61. Profile photo of rockangel249
    rockangel249 Female 13-17
    123 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    it sounds like sex gone bad..
    :|
  62. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    Thursday, July 05, 2007 6:00:13 PM
    Thats how I sound when I`m having a big "O"!


    Sounding manly isn`t something to brag about.. =P unless you`re a man.

  63. Profile photo of ninmatic
    ninmatic Male 13-17
    74 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    these things always come on AFV. Pretty good for a laugh
  64. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    There`s a reason I don`t go on those rides. I`d be screaming just like him, if not worse. I screamed on a frickin` waterslide, for crying out loud XD

    (Well, it was a giant 100-foot-ish waterslide that twisted, looped, went upside down, and all I had was an inner tube to hang onto for dear life >_< not to mention it was completely dark save for small lights that lined the inside...) *sigh* Excuses, excuses.

  65. Profile photo of plzmarryme
    plzmarryme Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    Sounds like my wife during sex.
  66. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    ahaha
  67. Profile photo of Bucher
    Bucher Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2007 at 12:28 am
    In the dads defense, from what I can tell thats no "amusement park ride" I meanits at cedar point, etc, but thats an extreme ride.
    They are both harnesses inside a steel spherical cage. And attached to them are bungee cords. The bungee cords are probably a hundred plus feet from them to the attachment. And they are stretched... and stretched.. and let go. And they hurdle through the air, restrained by only those bungee cords. and they are free flying.

    Like a stretchy slingshot that doesnt discharge its ammo.

  68. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2007 at 1:17 am
    Can you say blackmail?
  69. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 3:57 am
    Staged maybe?
  70. Profile photo of Renegade222
    Renegade222 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 8:47 am
    I agree with BigBonny, little girls do NOT sound like that. That sounds like a MONSTER.
  71. Profile photo of pothefruit
    pothefruit Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2007 at 11:28 am
    Actually, I think he sounds like a no-longer-a-virgin`s first time. ;)
  72. Profile photo of aznsensayshn
    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 11:43 am
    lol i`d be screaming too >.>
  73. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    What ride is that? I keep seeing it on TV...
  74. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    haha id be embarrassed if that was my dad :)
  75. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    haha, i would be laughing my head off if i was on that ride!
  76. Profile photo of trojanboi
    trojanboi Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    Thats what she said
  77. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    LOOOOOOLL.. that was funny..im glad he aint my dad...
  78. Profile photo of ItMakesToast
    ItMakesToast Female 13-17
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    July 7, 2007 at 12:25 am
    My dad wouldn`t even -get- on the ride. When we go to Six Flags and stuff he just waits at the exit. So, I technically have no ground to stand.
  79. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    July 7, 2007 at 1:50 am
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

    WHAAA WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHA WHA WHAAAAAAAAAAAA

  80. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2007 at 12:21 am
    Haha, thank God that like my dad, I refuse to go on those death traps =P
  81. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
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    July 8, 2007 at 3:43 am
    HAHA, hilarious.
  82. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
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    July 8, 2007 at 4:58 am
    This guy reminds me of Homer Simpson. Awesome~ It`s hilarious how he screams, stops, screams, and so on.
  83. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
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    July 12, 2007 at 1:35 am
    hmm...this was...uh..interesting?
  84. Profile photo of girlygir92
    girlygir92 Female 13-17
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    October 29, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    If I were some random person on the ride with him, I`d be laughing to hard to scream; but thank goodness he`s not my dad, I`d be totally embarassed.
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    beniscool1 Male 13-17
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    December 16, 2007 at 11:12 am
    i`d scream 2. i know wat ride that is

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