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Submitted by: JonMikulanis 10 years ago in Funny

His boss wouldn"t allow him to show it, but he is allowed to describe it. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
There are 45 comments:
Male 907
He didn`t do to much describing.....that selfish-son-of-a-bitch :-P.
I suppose he got destracted, haha ^_^
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Male 28
mmmm he said she looks like Debra Messing from "the starter wife"....hmmm...... i guess i can go google search debra messing photos and wack off to them. O_o
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Male 598
wow, that was messed up
the comments, not the video
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Male 11
OMG he was weird why would you want someone describing porn when you can just find it on the internet for free
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Male 51
lol he is hypnotised by porn also is that micheal swain who made blockhead also it a cartoon he made not a porn web site heres his web site name www.theswain.com
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Male 625
lmao
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Male 134
this has to be the NEXT BEST THING to porn
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Male 410
I`m still cumming!
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Female 182
lol... silly man
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Male 40
I lol`d... and came...


twice...

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Female 52
that was hott
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Female 525
mhm thats just greatt -.-`
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Male 756
pappy`s gone slap-hap-happy!
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Female 1,832
and WHY is this important?
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Female 761
I go to search for music videos and porn pops up anyways, conqdequeso.
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Male 869
Ha! That was funny. Time to beat your meat like it owes you money =P
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Female 106
haha when i think about porn i dont wanna think about a mayfly and combustion...weird haha
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Male 330
That was a lot funnier than I thought it would be.
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Female 2,084
"it looks like i don`t get my membership activated until the first of the month" . . . lol.
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Female 670
Wow, that was actually a little hotter than the sh*t porn I`ve watched. ... And I do not mean sh*t porn literally, btw. If you take it that way, you have a dirty, dirty mind. Bad!
Anyway, that... was kind of a turn-off. He wasn`t bad-looking or anything, but... yeah, definitely not doing anythig for me. :P
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Male 880
"i do hope people are joking though, when they`re talking about getting off to it. "

Nope. My fetish is guys describing porn.

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Male 291
and its just... its just darting around there... like a mayfly.
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Male 888
lmao after the credits
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Male 4,012
I probably *can* masturbate seeing him; he`s quite hot and all... but I prefer the real thing.
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Female 1,578
why did i watch this?
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Male 626
People have meny turn-ons so its not impossible for someone to enjoy themselves to it I guess... Well its hotter then a group cumshot for sure :-P
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Female 351
lol that was quite funny.... i do hope people are joking though, when they`re talking about getting off to it.
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Male 132
to xxminglexx :
How would you know you can get that off of limewire???????????? tisk tisk, you are not even 18 oh my
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Male 552
And it`s just darting around like a mayfly
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Female 327
Lol inches and inches just goes on and on.
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Male 521
why would anyone masturbate to a guy there...
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Male 527
The concept was funny but this guy is certainly not going to have a career in play-by-play sports casting...or porn casting.
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Male 3,255
Its a good thing they cracked wont allow porn. Porn is everywhere, in every tv show, every movie, every song, and just about every website. Don`t get me wrong, im a big porn fan, but it needs to quit entwining itself into everything else.
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Male 209
Oh my god, I came my pants, that was so hawt.
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Male 629
I laughed at the end.
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Male 1,142
good thing i have a vivid imagination, i was only half way done.

"Maybe if his voice was just a tad deeper.." i know a few guys who would be crushed if a girl said that about them. i think my voice is to deep. win i here recordings of myself it always surprises me.

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Male 880
"You have a vivid imigination. I hope you have a great orgasm."

I came once he said boobs.

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Female 761
He holds up his credit card, come on man, you can get Limewire.
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Female 761
Lmfao, He`s a tough customer. Don`t you sound Canadian? I think I soaked my panties just watching this XD
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Male 155
You don`t have to call it that. You can call it sam`s happy time.
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Male 270
Internal combustion engine eh? He`s got quite the imagination.
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Female 226
hahaha "Inches and inches, it just goes on forever."
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Female 307
Maybe if his voice was just a tad deeper..
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Male 902
If this were a game, then I beat it.

On HARD.

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Male 1
Link: Cracked.com Adult Film [Rate Link] - His boss wouldn`t allow him to show it, but he is allowed to describe it. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
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