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Date: 07/19/07 02:07 AM

45 Responses to Cracked.com Adult Film

  1. Profile photo of JonMikulanis
    JonMikulanis Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 19, 2007 at 1:20 am
    Link: Cracked.com Adult Film - His boss wouldn`t allow him to show it, but he is allowed to describe it. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 1:26 am
    If this were a game, then I beat it.

    On HARD.

  3. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Maybe if his voice was just a tad deeper..
  4. Profile photo of jess_izzle
    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 2:33 am
    hahaha "Inches and inches, it just goes on forever."
  5. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Internal combustion engine eh? He`s got quite the imagination.
  6. Profile photo of IceWater
    IceWater Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:00 am
    You don`t have to call it that. You can call it sam`s happy time.
  7. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Lmfao, He`s a tough customer. Don`t you sound Canadian? I think I soaked my panties just watching this XD
  8. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:08 am
    He holds up his credit card, come on man, you can get Limewire.
  9. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:20 am
    "You have a vivid imigination. I hope you have a great orgasm."

    I came once he said boobs.

  10. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:28 am
    good thing i have a vivid imagination, i was only half way done.

    "Maybe if his voice was just a tad deeper.." i know a few guys who would be crushed if a girl said that about them. i think my voice is to deep. win i here recordings of myself it always surprises me.

  11. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:28 am
    I laughed at the end.
  12. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Oh my god, I came my pants, that was so hawt.
  13. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 4:41 am
    Its a good thing they cracked wont allow porn. Porn is everywhere, in every tv show, every movie, every song, and just about every website. Don`t get me wrong, im a big porn fan, but it needs to quit entwining itself into everything else.
  14. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 4:44 am
    The concept was funny but this guy is certainly not going to have a career in play-by-play sports casting...or porn casting.
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 4:45 am
    why would anyone masturbate to a guy there...
  16. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 5:10 am
    Lol inches and inches just goes on and on.
  17. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 5:25 am
    And it`s just darting around like a mayfly
  18. Profile photo of conqdequeso
    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 9:08 am
    to xxminglexx :
    How would you know you can get that off of limewire???????????? tisk tisk, you are not even 18 oh my
  19. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 10:01 am
    lol that was quite funny.... i do hope people are joking though, when they`re talking about getting off to it.
  20. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 11:12 am
    People have meny turn-ons so its not impossible for someone to enjoy themselves to it I guess... Well its hotter then a group cumshot for sure :-P
  21. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    why did i watch this?
  22. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    I probably *can* masturbate seeing him; he`s quite hot and all... but I prefer the real thing.
  23. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    lmao after the credits
  24. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    and its just... its just darting around there... like a mayfly.
  25. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    "i do hope people are joking though, when they`re talking about getting off to it. "

    Nope. My fetish is guys describing porn.

  26. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    Wow, that was actually a little hotter than the sh*t porn I`ve watched. ... And I do not mean sh*t porn literally, btw. If you take it that way, you have a dirty, dirty mind. Bad!
    Anyway, that... was kind of a turn-off. He wasn`t bad-looking or anything, but... yeah, definitely not doing anythig for me. :P
  27. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    "it looks like i don`t get my membership activated until the first of the month" . . . lol.
  28. Profile photo of DBtG
    DBtG Male 18-29
    330 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    That was a lot funnier than I thought it would be.
  29. Profile photo of xRockerx
    xRockerx Female 13-17
    106 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    haha when i think about porn i dont wanna think about a mayfly and combustion...weird haha
  30. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    Ha! That was funny. Time to beat your meat like it owes you money =P
  31. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    I go to search for music videos and porn pops up anyways, conqdequeso.
  32. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    and WHY is this important?
  33. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    pappy`s gone slap-hap-happy!
  34. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    mhm thats just greatt -.-`
  35. Profile photo of lakawaka
    lakawaka Female 13-17
    52 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 11:03 pm
    that was hott
  36. Profile photo of Shadeszilla
    Shadeszilla Male 18-29
    40 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    I lol`d... and came...


    twice...

  37. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 2:48 am
    lol... silly man
  38. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 6:30 am
    I`m still cumming!
  39. Profile photo of tannerwoody
    tannerwoody Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 6:30 am
    this has to be the NEXT BEST THING to porn
  40. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    lmao
  41. Profile photo of bordkid
    bordkid Male 13-17
    51 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 3:12 am
    lol he is hypnotised by porn also is that micheal swain who made blockhead also it a cartoon he made not a porn web site heres his web site name www.theswain.com
  42. Profile photo of Link64bit
    Link64bit Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 7:38 am
    OMG he was weird why would you want someone describing porn when you can just find it on the internet for free
  43. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    wow, that was messed up
    the comments, not the video
  44. Profile photo of endmill
    endmill Male 30-39
    28 posts
    August 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    mmmm he said she looks like Debra Messing from "the starter wife"....hmmm...... i guess i can go google search debra messing photos and wack off to them. O_o
  45. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    October 18, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    He didn`t do to much describing.....that selfish-son-of-a-bitch :-P.
    I suppose he got destracted, haha ^_^

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