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Date: 07/24/07 02:38 AM

65 Responses to Computer Geek`s Tombstone

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:09 am
    Link: Computer Geek`s Tombstone - Yes, he died of a virus.
  2. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:11 am
    Omg bwuahaha. That was hilarious.
  3. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:43 am
    He must have thoughtful friends who knew that he spent his life only on the computer :P
  4. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Sniff.

    This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?

  5. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:52 am
    That sucks to have that on your tombstone. funny though.
  6. Profile photo of Achren_Sylm
    Achren_Sylm Male 13-17
    33 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:56 am
    Is this for real? :-/
  7. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Atomic. Exactly what I was thinking. You stole my wit. I CHALLENGE YOU GOOD SIR! Dang.. 14. Nevermind.
  8. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:09 am
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"

    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!

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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:13 am
    He probably asked his friends to put it on there. I don`t think you would do that unless the person had requested it before they died.
  10. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:31 am
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"

    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!


    ...O no...

    He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

  11. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:31 am
    ^someone better continue this story I want a long one after I get back
  12. Profile photo of Desalato
    Desalato Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:34 am
    Omg lagspike sorry guyz i dead.
  13. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:39 am
    I hate lag @__@ Would a cemetry full of nerds that all died around the same time be a net.split cemetry?
  14. Profile photo of TickleMeBoug
    TickleMeBoug Male 13-17
    3 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:56 am
    0MGZ0XRZ 1337 t0mb5t0n3.

    lol

  15. Profile photo of JeffHatesYou
    JeffHatesYou Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:29 am
    I`m not sure what "Yes, he died of a virus." has to do with a connection problem. Lame comments =/
  16. Profile photo of Tinu96
    Tinu96 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:16 am
    Haha. Pretty good. If that`s real, then that guy died really young...
  17. Profile photo of jester_dan
    jester_dan Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:27 am
    hahaha XD pretty funny
  18. Profile photo of beng_uk
    beng_uk Male 30-39
    41 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:45 am
    Guess we all see the Blue Screen of Death one day
  19. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:49 am
    So he would have seen the dreaded `blue screen` flash before his eyes instead of his life, right?
  20. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:50 am
    ^^^^ dammit beng u beat me 2 it
  21. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 7:55 am
    Need to be in 1337sp3a|< to be more effective.

    And how is connection being reset by a peer - a virus?

  22. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 9:21 am
    "He probably asked his friends to put it on there."
    Dont be so sure he had any
  23. Profile photo of tano
    tano Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:14 am
    I`d say it`s a photoshop or not a real tombstone, but funny none-the-less. If you look at the tombstones in the back, they`re not marked; and what kind of graveyard has gravel over graves? Looks more like a headstone display at a store to me...
  24. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:15 am
    I believe connection reset by peer message comes from irc. Nice sense of humor though
  25. Profile photo of Scomatose07
    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:28 am
    wut?
  26. Profile photo of Nintendohnut
    Nintendohnut Male 18-29
    111 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:31 am
    Clearly...CLEARLY shopped, the lettering looks so fake

    Nice idea though

  27. Profile photo of wolfpac94
    wolfpac94 Male 13-17
    6 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:42 am
    Sort of thing you`d expect on Bill Gates` tombstone!
  28. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:46 am
    ..that`s not funny
  29. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:49 am
    Geez, he was only 28...
    but hey, the incriptin is funny!
  30. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:27 am
    i guess im the first to notice and point out...

    PHOTOSHOPPED!! :D

  31. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:40 am
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!


    ...O no...

    He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

    Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

  32. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!

    ...O no...

    He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

    Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

    Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
    For yes press Esc*

  33. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
    Guess he should have bought good anti-virus software
    see folks thats what happens when you get Norton Anti-Virus >.>
  34. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!
    ...O no...

    He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

    Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

    Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
    For yes press Esc*

    *Carries with him, a can of dust cleaner* Lets see if we can save him YET! :c

  35. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    FATAL ERROR DRIVE B
  36. Profile photo of CLM_Alien
    CLM_Alien Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    BOOT SECTOR `0` NOT FOUND
    DRIVE NOT RECOGNIZED
  37. Profile photo of ElectricLust
    ElectricLust Female 13-17
    77 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    Well that`s nifty
  38. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    I`m sorry but ... SHOPPED
  39. Profile photo of FatAnorexic
    FatAnorexic Female 18-29
    118 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    Reset by peer? Does that mean he was murdered? =o
  40. Profile photo of jerkwad
    jerkwad Male 13-17
    1 post
    July 24, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    do you wish to send a error form to god?
  41. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    ^^"SEND" *click*

    Reboot now?

  42. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    I love that. *scribbles idea down for future reference*
  43. Profile photo of bacaa88
    bacaa88 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!
    ...O no...

    He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

    Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

    Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
    For yes press Esc*

    *Carries with him, a can of dust cleaner* Lets see if we can save him YET! :c

    oh no,its to late the blue screen of death is in his eyes,...DAMN YOU NORTON VIRUS CLEANER!!!

  44. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    I bet he died because his "doctor" was actually in India and he croaked staying on hold. Tech support....errrr....doctors these days =(
  45. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    Connection Reset By Peer is from IRC. It`s not a virus.
  46. Profile photo of rika66
    rika66 Female 13-17
    39 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    he should`ve had DSL...
  47. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:36 pm
    Sad.... you know it wasn`t put there by his wife.
  48. Profile photo of Markoloid
    Markoloid Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    Um yeah thats a pen holder -_-. If you look theres a place for a pen. I know this because I bought one from spencers. Oh and the tomb stone isn`t grainy like most tombstones are when they`re the "carved rock" type.
  49. Profile photo of kikikitkat
    kikikitkat Female 13-17
    152 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    I`m sorry, but that wasn`t funny.
    At all. :-|
  50. Profile photo of mmespinoza
    mmespinoza Male 13-17
    9 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 1:09 am
    Lmfao kikitkat, it was hilarious, deaths not a good thing but who should its a bad thing, kids probably having a blast in a lag-less high HD gfx game where he is now :], if i die would rather have this then a R.I.P. embedded onto it lol
  51. Profile photo of Joey11y
    Joey11y Female 18-29
    500 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 2:14 am
    I totally agree with mmespinoza, if you gotta go might as well have a couple of laughs about it. I`d rather have something that would make people chuckle than R.I.P.
  52. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 4:01 am
    Next person who points out that it`s not a virus can win a free gravestone like this one.
  53. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 6:47 am
    Microsoft has found an illegal operation in your life and will have to close it. Have a nice death.
  54. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 4:03 pm
    hahhahahaha
  55. Profile photo of PhoenixPhata
    PhoenixPhata Male 13-17
    280 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    "This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
    OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
    *System failure*
    Nooooooooooooooooo!
    ...O no...

    He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

    Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

    Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
    For yes press Esc*

    *Carries with him, a can of dust cleaner* Lets see if we can save him YET! :c

    oh no,its to late the blue screen of death is in his eyes,...DAMN YOU NORTON VIRUS CLEANER!!!

    "We`ve lost him... he`s in the big LAN in the sky now T_T."

    (Oh, and it says he died of a virus because it`s an ailment that can happen to both humans and computers. It wasn`t intended to have anything to do with the tombstone`s actual inscription.)

  56. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    Nice ending.^^
  57. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 8:41 pm
    ahha poor guy
  58. Profile photo of hazelofglass
    hazelofglass Female 13-17
    88 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    Send self to recycle bin? Deleting self. Life files are no longer accessible. :]
  59. Profile photo of ephor
    ephor Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 25, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    haha i work with an R. Anderson. And he is way geeky. He would so have this tombstone
  60. Profile photo of tp12
    tp12 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 7:17 am
    clear! *presses on button* REBOOT GODDAMIT!!!!
    time of crash 06.23 do you wish to save a errorlog?

    LOG CONTENTS:
    booting brain bios..... OK
    loading drivers.....
    error loading hartdrive... retry? Y/N
    Y
    loading drivers.....
    fatal error, please contact your hardware distributor.

  61. Profile photo of PrezBrown
    PrezBrown Female 30-39
    13 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 10:52 pm
    The hole to the right of the tombstone is actually a place to put flowers. I`m not saying it`s real mind you, but there is an explanation for that bit.
  62. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
    212 posts
    July 28, 2007 at 7:16 am
    does the "logged" look a bit like "fagged" to anyone else?
  63. Profile photo of Bloomper
    Bloomper Male 13-17
    61 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 9:38 am
    ouch X-(
  64. Profile photo of darkness261
    darkness261 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    August 3, 2007 at 8:16 am
    lol.bloody virueses these days....
  65. Profile photo of smokeymcweed
    smokeymcweed Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 2:31 am
    @ spoon: at first yes ^^
    ot: must be one hell of an internet-freak resting there

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