Computer Geek`s Tombstone

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Yes, he died of a virus.
There are 65 comments:
Male 33
@ spoon: at first yes ^^
ot: must be one hell of an internet-freak resting there
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Male 53
lol.bloody virueses these days....
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Male 61
ouch X-(
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Male 211
does the "logged" look a bit like "fagged" to anyone else?
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Female 13
The hole to the right of the tombstone is actually a place to put flowers. I`m not saying it`s real mind you, but there is an explanation for that bit.
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Male 107
clear! *presses on button* REBOOT GODDAMIT!!!!
time of crash 06.23 do you wish to save a errorlog?

LOG CONTENTS:
booting brain bios..... OK
loading drivers.....
error loading hartdrive... retry? Y/N
Y
loading drivers.....
fatal error, please contact your hardware distributor.

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Male 6
haha i work with an R. Anderson. And he is way geeky. He would so have this tombstone
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Female 88
Send self to recycle bin? Deleting self. Life files are no longer accessible. :]
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Female 363
ahha poor guy
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Female 416
Nice ending.^^
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Male 280
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!
...O no...

He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
For yes press Esc*

*Carries with him, a can of dust cleaner* Lets see if we can save him YET! :c

oh no,its to late the blue screen of death is in his eyes,...DAMN YOU NORTON VIRUS CLEANER!!!

"We`ve lost him... he`s in the big LAN in the sky now T_T."

(Oh, and it says he died of a virus because it`s an ailment that can happen to both humans and computers. It wasn`t intended to have anything to do with the tombstone`s actual inscription.)

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Male 548
hahhahahaha
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Male 4,680
Microsoft has found an illegal operation in your life and will have to close it. Have a nice death.
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Female 331
Next person who points out that it`s not a virus can win a free gravestone like this one.
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Female 500
I totally agree with mmespinoza, if you gotta go might as well have a couple of laughs about it. I`d rather have something that would make people chuckle than R.I.P.
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Male 9
Lmfao kikitkat, it was hilarious, deaths not a good thing but who should its a bad thing, kids probably having a blast in a lag-less high HD gfx game where he is now :], if i die would rather have this then a R.I.P. embedded onto it lol
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Female 152
I`m sorry, but that wasn`t funny.
At all. :-|
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Male 55
Um yeah thats a pen holder -_-. If you look theres a place for a pen. I know this because I bought one from spencers. Oh and the tomb stone isn`t grainy like most tombstones are when they`re the "carved rock" type.
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Male 221
Sad.... you know it wasn`t put there by his wife.
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Female 39
he should`ve had DSL...
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Male 2,216
Connection Reset By Peer is from IRC. It`s not a virus.
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Male 869
I bet he died because his "doctor" was actually in India and he croaked staying on hold. Tech support....errrr....doctors these days =(
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Male 14
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!
...O no...

He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
For yes press Esc*

*Carries with him, a can of dust cleaner* Lets see if we can save him YET! :c

oh no,its to late the blue screen of death is in his eyes,...DAMN YOU NORTON VIRUS CLEANER!!!

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Female 601
I love that. *scribbles idea down for future reference*
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Male 593
^^"SEND" *click*

Reboot now?

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Male 1
do you wish to send a error form to god?
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Female 118
Reset by peer? Does that mean he was murdered? =o
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Female 1,832
I`m sorry but ... SHOPPED
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Female 77
Well that`s nifty
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Male 16
BOOT SECTOR `0` NOT FOUND
DRIVE NOT RECOGNIZED
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Male 1,882
FATAL ERROR DRIVE B
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Male 223
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!
...O no...

He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
For yes press Esc*

*Carries with him, a can of dust cleaner* Lets see if we can save him YET! :c

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Male 334
Guess he should have bought good anti-virus software
see folks thats what happens when you get Norton Anti-Virus >.>
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Female 60
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!

...O no...

He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

Quick! His heart getting fainter! *Error! do you wish to exit?
For yes press Esc*

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Female 60
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"
OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!


...O no...

He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

Oh Gosh... He Just Print Screened All Over Me!

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Male 1,837
i guess im the first to notice and point out...

PHOTOSHOPPED!! :D

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Male 732
Geez, he was only 28...
but hey, the incriptin is funny!
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Female 2,695
..that`s not funny
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Male 6
Sort of thing you`d expect on Bill Gates` tombstone!
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Male 111
Clearly...CLEARLY shopped, the lettering looks so fake

Nice idea though

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Male 73
wut?
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Male 147
I believe connection reset by peer message comes from irc. Nice sense of humor though
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Male 6
I`d say it`s a photoshop or not a real tombstone, but funny none-the-less. If you look at the tombstones in the back, they`re not marked; and what kind of graveyard has gravel over graves? Looks more like a headstone display at a store to me...
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Male 521
"He probably asked his friends to put it on there."
Dont be so sure he had any
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Male 4,012
Need to be in 1337sp3a|< to be more effective.

And how is connection being reset by a peer - a virus?

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Male 422
^^^^ dammit beng u beat me 2 it
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Male 422
So he would have seen the dreaded `blue screen` flash before his eyes instead of his life, right?
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Male 41
Guess we all see the Blue Screen of Death one day
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Male 95
hahaha XD pretty funny
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Male 22
Haha. Pretty good. If that`s real, then that guy died really young...
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Male 205
I`m not sure what "Yes, he died of a virus." has to do with a connection problem. Lame comments =/
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Male 3
0MGZ0XRZ 1337 t0mb5t0n3.

lol

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Female 986
I hate lag @[email protected] Would a cemetry full of nerds that all died around the same time be a net.split cemetry?
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Male 19
Omg lagspike sorry guyz i dead.
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Male 908
^someone better continue this story I want a long one after I get back
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Male 908
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"

OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!


...O no...

He just....control alt deleted all in his pants

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Female 447
He probably asked his friends to put it on there. I don`t think you would do that unless the person had requested it before they died.
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Female 1,596
"This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?"

OMG The virus is getting to the harddrive!!
*System failure*
Nooooooooooooooooo!

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Female 761
Atomic. Exactly what I was thinking. You stole my wit. I CHALLENGE YOU GOOD SIR! Dang.. 14. Nevermind.
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Male 33
Is this for real? :-/
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Male 377
That sucks to have that on your tombstone. funny though.
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Male 699
Sniff.

This heartbeat is not responding. Do you wish to end task?

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Female 1,596
He must have thoughtful friends who knew that he spent his life only on the computer :P
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Female 178
Omg bwuahaha. That was hilarious.
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Male 10,115
Link: Computer Geek`s Tombstone [Rate Link] - Yes, he died of a virus.
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