Bird vs. Space Shuttle

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Misc
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Poor bird. Couldn"t they delay the launch until there weren"t any birds around?
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Male 703
man it got killed and cooked in 5 sec... don`t even have to wait
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Male 107
"I like birds, but if a bird doesn`t know to get out of the way of a not-that-fast moving object, it`s going to die. That`s called evolution."

... ONLY THE STRONG SHAL SURVIVE!!!


and
look mommy its raining fried chicken!!

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Male 1,024
What a beautiful day!
I feel so alive!
I can fly!
*SPLAT*

Just goes to show, live every day to the fullest.

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Male 107
"Poor bird. Couldn`t they delay the launch until there weren`t any birds around?"

No. They have specific windows of opportunity to launch due to weather conditions, avoiding mapped space objects, debris, solar activity, etc. A few birds are not taken into account. Personally, I think that the Discovery should have a bird stamped on it, indicating a kill. I wonder how many shuttle pilots are aces?

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Male 1,263
T_T poor things
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Male 7
Just keep that thing out of Cheney`s hands. Imagine how many of his hunting buddies he could take out with one of those.
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Male 1,404
A little Bondo will fixer like new! What you think I`m kidding?
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Male 270
Unfortunate.
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Male 10
owned!
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Male 149
nice. I hope it was a Crackle
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Male 2,486
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i agree with robofish, why is it that most humans feel its `them or us` and that they must kill? what idiot sais `them or us` anyway, im pretty sure a bird cant do jack to hurt us."

What the F*CK are you talking about?

Yes, they launched the shuttle specifically to kill birds..

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Male 437
nice quote deaf_woman and this is almost exactly 2 years old

heres the story ---> http://www.local6.com/technology/4772658...

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Male 107
if only it got stabbed by the tip of the shuttle and stayed for the whole trip }-)
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Male 2,720
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they`d never expect it.
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Male 521
owned xD
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Male 888
lmfao
xD got raosted at the end lawl
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Male 220
"Why did like 4 birds kamikaze into the side of it?

I think those were russian birds."

I was laughing till I read your post. Your stupidity makes me sad...

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Female 327
They got burnt at the end. What a waste of a good meal.
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Male 4,246
Like bugs on the windshield (or windscreen), so are The Birds of Cape Canaveral.
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Male 342
I like birds, but if a bird doesn`t know to get out of the way of a not-that-fast moving object, it`s going to die. That`s called evolution.
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Male 731
Wonderful. I think I`m going to go ram my car into some children to even out the human-bird ratio.
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Male 2,199
LOL! thats american dollars at work, launching big rockets to lower the bird population...
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Male 474
Lol I wonder if that`s what we eat on KFC :-P
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Male 88
wtf , yea they always delay a couple million dollar launch just because a bunch of birds are flying around..yea right
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Male 226
TKD_Master
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
5 Posts Sunday, July 22, 2007 4:12:27 AM
i agree with robofish, why is it that most humans feel its `them or us` and that they must kill? what idiot sais `them or us` anyway, im pretty sure a bird cant do jack to hurt us.
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Obviously you don`t know Hitchcock! Birds are evil. *nods*
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Male 84
theres all these ppl saying "yay dead birds!!" but think about this, how would YOU like it if you were on a space shuttle and a giant bird crashed into YOU!!!1ONE!!!!1 nah, im just kidding, i was really hopeing that the bird wouuld impale on that sharp spike on the top, then brought into space. it would be "the first bird in space" lawl.
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Female 1,134
lol no no no your doing it all wrong!

it`s
FINISH HIM!
*bird being torched*
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY
NASA WINS!

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Male 16
Hehe, birdy getted pwned.
One time a turkey attacked my sister, Im glad the government is finally fighting back against this bird menace
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Male 10
FINISH HIM!
*remaining birds get torched*
NASA wins!
FATALITY
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Male 10
^ lol i luv MK
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Male 334
FATALITY
>.<
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Male 422
this is going on my sig...
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Male 175
haha toasted!
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Female 583
Oh, sh*t....that`s unlucky.
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Male 1,590
Serves him right for crapping on the shuttle.
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Male 1,244
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!........ *poof* (incinerate)
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Male 10
just goes to show ya:
Some backwoods redneck can splatter 12 birds in half a second with his $12 truck, but NASA needs a rocket to impale one and torch his 4 buddies. wow.
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Female 65
aww |-(
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Female 2,084
awww. poor birds.
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Male 95
XD hahaha, retarded bird....
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Female 2,695
ohmygod, that is horrible! -sob-
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Male 5,970
poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor bird
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Male 810
The shot of the KFC truck collecting the bird was edited out of the film :/
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Male 567
... o.O
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Male 1,072
beanboy how could you have seen like film your like 9 years old B-|
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Male 869
Could you please pass the bbq sauce =)
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Female 145
aweeee! :[
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Male 73
ouch, that had to hurt
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Male 37
hahahahaa, he got frazzled!
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Male 1,623
They created the rocket to kill birds, there is no other explanation.
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Male 4,793
there really was no way for the birds to know some giant mountainous thing was going to move, and that part of the shuttle is HUGE there was no way it could have moved out of the way unless it knew in advance the shuttle could move...and honestly if anybody thinks the movie The Birds is possibly true then look out for giant gaters (lake placid) giant sharks (deep blue sea, Jaws) and the government stopping the rotation of the earths core (Core)
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Female 274
I really don`t enjoy seeing things die.
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Male 1,072
Stupids birds trying moving out the way its wasnt exactly going record speeds was it and really who cares if 2 birds die i see half a dozen dead flying rats on the way to work!
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Male 1,265
Don`t think they wouldn`t do the same given half the chance, with their bird space technology.
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Male 147
they killed 2 birds with one space shuttle...
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Female 345
Most expensive bird hunting device EVER!
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Male 234
I smell a conspiracy!
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Male 65
ouchies....
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Male 4,793
i agree with robofish, why is it that most humans feel its `them or us` and that they must kill? what idiot sais `them or us` anyway, im pretty sure a bird cant do jack to hurt us.
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Female 230
Yeah and the rest of them got torched.
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Male 506
I`d like to see a flying human get smashed like that......
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Female 344
Ah~, they were scattered like the leaves~
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Male 28
At least they had a quick death, except the one who got hit by the shuttle, lol :P
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Male 2,486
Why did like 4 birds kamikaze into the side of it?

I think those were russian birds.

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Male 232
Mmmm... roasted by the fire to perfection. or charcoal... anyway, would hat to be the one who has to clean it when it splats on the ground.
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Male 549
Rofl. That was so cool..
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Male 161
coolest way to kill a bird
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Female 302
Aww, that`s sad. D:
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Male 503
It`s either them or us, Buddy!
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Male 10,115
Link: Bird vs. Space Shuttle [Rate Link] - Poor bird. Couldn`t they delay the launch until there weren`t any birds around?
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