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Date: 07/22/07 02:03 AM

70 Responses to Bird vs. Space Shuttle

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    Link: Bird vs. Space Shuttle - Poor bird. Couldn`t they delay the launch until there weren`t any birds around?
  2. Profile photo of fabricant
    fabricant Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 21, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    It`s either them or us, Buddy!
  3. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:06 am
    Aww, that`s sad. D:
  4. Profile photo of hiltacular
    hiltacular Male 13-17
    161 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:10 am
    coolest way to kill a bird
  5. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Rofl. That was so cool..
  6. Profile photo of Aerfy
    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Mmmm... roasted by the fire to perfection. or charcoal... anyway, would hat to be the one who has to clean it when it splats on the ground.
  7. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:30 am
    Why did like 4 birds kamikaze into the side of it?

    I think those were russian birds.

  8. Profile photo of ShAdOwDrAg0n
    ShAdOwDrAg0n Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:59 am
    At least they had a quick death, except the one who got hit by the shuttle, lol :P
  9. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 3:13 am
    Ah~, they were scattered like the leaves~
  10. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 3:29 am
    I`d like to see a flying human get smashed like that......
  11. Profile photo of PontaFanta
    PontaFanta Female 13-17
    230 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 3:30 am
    Yeah and the rest of them got torched.
  12. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 4:12 am
    i agree with robofish, why is it that most humans feel its `them or us` and that they must kill? what idiot sais `them or us` anyway, im pretty sure a bird cant do jack to hurt us.
  13. Profile photo of redflare
    redflare Male 13-17
    65 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:17 am
    ouchies....
  14. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:31 am
    I smell a conspiracy!
  15. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Most expensive bird hunting device EVER!
  16. Profile photo of D0Ze
    D0Ze Male 18-29
    147 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:48 am
    they killed 2 birds with one space shuttle...
  17. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 6:59 am
    Don`t think they wouldn`t do the same given half the chance, with their bird space technology.
  18. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:08 am
    Stupids birds trying moving out the way its wasnt exactly going record speeds was it and really who cares if 2 birds die i see half a dozen dead flying rats on the way to work!
  19. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:21 am
    I really don`t enjoy seeing things die.
  20. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:43 am
    there really was no way for the birds to know some giant mountainous thing was going to move, and that part of the shuttle is HUGE there was no way it could have moved out of the way unless it knew in advance the shuttle could move...and honestly if anybody thinks the movie The Birds is possibly true then look out for giant gaters (lake placid) giant sharks (deep blue sea, Jaws) and the government stopping the rotation of the earths core (Core)
  21. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:44 am
    They created the rocket to kill birds, there is no other explanation.
  22. Profile photo of RMcT
    RMcT Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 10:27 am
    hahahahaa, he got frazzled!
  23. Profile photo of Scomatose07
    Scomatose07 Male 13-17
    73 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 10:33 am
    ouch, that had to hurt
  24. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:12 am
    aweeee! :[
  25. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Could you please pass the bbq sauce =)
  26. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:59 am
    beanboy how could you have seen like film your like 9 years old B-|
  27. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    ... o.O
  28. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    The shot of the KFC truck collecting the bird was edited out of the film :/
  29. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor bird
  30. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    ohmygod, that is horrible! -sob-
  31. Profile photo of jester_dan
    jester_dan Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    XD hahaha, retarded bird....
  32. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    awww. poor birds.
  33. Profile photo of HippieLover
    HippieLover Female 13-17
    65 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    aww |-(
  34. Profile photo of MrSquishy
    MrSquishy Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    just goes to show ya:
    Some backwoods redneck can splatter 12 birds in half a second with his $12 truck, but NASA needs a rocket to impale one and torch his 4 buddies. wow.
  35. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!........ *poof* (incinerate)
  36. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    Serves him right for crapping on the shuttle.
  37. Profile photo of mise
    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    Oh, sh*t....that`s unlucky.
  38. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    haha toasted!
  39. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    422 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    this is going on my sig...
  40. Profile photo of Hellknight10
    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    FATALITY
    >.<
  41. Profile photo of MrSquishy
    MrSquishy Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    ^ lol i luv MK
  42. Profile photo of MrSquishy
    MrSquishy Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    FINISH HIM!
    *remaining birds get torched*
    NASA wins!
    FATALITY
  43. Profile photo of Zok
    Zok Male 13-17
    16 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    Hehe, birdy getted pwned.
    One time a turkey attacked my sister, Im glad the government is finally fighting back against this bird menace
  44. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    lol no no no your doing it all wrong!

    it`s
    FINISH HIM!
    *bird being torched*
    FLAWLESS VICTORY
    FATALITY
    NASA WINS!

  45. Profile photo of kittyman1995
    kittyman1995 Male 13-17
    84 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    theres all these ppl saying "yay dead birds!!" but think about this, how would YOU like it if you were on a space shuttle and a giant bird crashed into YOU!!!1ONE!!!!1 nah, im just kidding, i was really hopeing that the bird wouuld impale on that sharp spike on the top, then brought into space. it would be "the first bird in space" lawl.
  46. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    TKD_Master
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    5 Posts Sunday, July 22, 2007 4:12:27 AM
    i agree with robofish, why is it that most humans feel its `them or us` and that they must kill? what idiot sais `them or us` anyway, im pretty sure a bird cant do jack to hurt us.
    --------------------
    Obviously you don`t know Hitchcock! Birds are evil. *nods*
  47. Profile photo of timemaster20
    timemaster20 Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 10:42 pm
    wtf , yea they always delay a couple million dollar launch just because a bunch of birds are flying around..yea right
  48. Profile photo of DarkProdigy
    DarkProdigy Male 18-29
    474 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 10:43 pm
    Lol I wonder if that`s what we eat on KFC :-P
  49. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    LOL! thats american dollars at work, launching big rockets to lower the bird population...
  50. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:31 pm
    Wonderful. I think I`m going to go ram my car into some children to even out the human-bird ratio.
  51. Profile photo of DellSucks
    DellSucks Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 1:07 am
    I like birds, but if a bird doesn`t know to get out of the way of a not-that-fast moving object, it`s going to die. That`s called evolution.
  52. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 5:10 am
    Like bugs on the windshield (or windscreen), so are The Birds of Cape Canaveral.
  53. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 5:16 am
    They got burnt at the end. What a waste of a good meal.
  54. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 7:53 am
    "Why did like 4 birds kamikaze into the side of it?

    I think those were russian birds."

    I was laughing till I read your post. Your stupidity makes me sad...

  55. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 7:56 am
    lmfao
    xD got raosted at the end lawl
  56. Profile photo of nescient1
    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 10:08 am
    owned xD
  57. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 11:08 am
    I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they`d never expect it.
  58. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 11:09 am
    if only it got stabbed by the tip of the shuttle and stayed for the whole trip }-)
  59. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    nice quote deaf_woman and this is almost exactly 2 years old

    heres the story ---> http://www.local6.com/technology/4772658...

  60. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    "
    i agree with robofish, why is it that most humans feel its `them or us` and that they must kill? what idiot sais `them or us` anyway, im pretty sure a bird cant do jack to hurt us."

    What the F*CK are you talking about?

    Yes, they launched the shuttle specifically to kill birds..

  61. Profile photo of kentton77
    kentton77 Male 30-39
    149 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    nice. I hope it was a Crackle
  62. Profile photo of iamabored
    iamabored Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    owned!
  63. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    July 23, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    Unfortunate.
  64. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:00 am
    A little Bondo will fixer like new! What you think I`m kidding?
  65. Profile photo of DanOLGB
    DanOLGB Male 30-39
    7 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 12:36 am
    Just keep that thing out of Cheney`s hands. Imagine how many of his hunting buddies he could take out with one of those.
  66. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 1:04 am
    T_T poor things
  67. Profile photo of TheDoc2044
    TheDoc2044 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:16 am
    "Poor bird. Couldn`t they delay the launch until there weren`t any birds around?"

    No. They have specific windows of opportunity to launch due to weather conditions, avoiding mapped space objects, debris, solar activity, etc. A few birds are not taken into account. Personally, I think that the Discovery should have a bird stamped on it, indicating a kill. I wonder how many shuttle pilots are aces?

  68. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
    What a beautiful day!
    I feel so alive!
    I can fly!
    *SPLAT*

    Just goes to show, live every day to the fullest.

  69. Profile photo of tp12
    tp12 Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 7:54 am
    "I like birds, but if a bird doesn`t know to get out of the way of a not-that-fast moving object, it`s going to die. That`s called evolution."

    ... ONLY THE STRONG SHAL SURVIVE!!!


    and
    look mommy its raining fried chicken!!

  70. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    July 26, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    man it got killed and cooked in 5 sec... don`t even have to wait

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