Are Your Parents Terrorists?

Submitted by: alik1986 10 years ago in
http://www.centerforrationaldebate.com/KidsCorner.html

Hey kids, do your parents do any of these things?
There are 92 comments:
Female 7
My entire family is 1-6. We`re all terrorists. Apparently, my great-grandmother is a terrorist.
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Male 78
Oh NO!!!! I support gay marriage!!! I`m a terrorist!!! And I`m not christian!!! I Better turn myself in!!!
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Female 98
Who knew it? It appears that I, my family, and most of my friends are terrorists. Yep, awful ain`t it?
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Female 174
My parents are terrorists. I am a terrorists. Wow.
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Female 116
Hm. Idk whether this was: A. Stupid, or: B. Dumb. I`ll go with: C. All Of The Above.

This was mildly amusing, though. I`ll give it that.

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Female 136
well, i found it humourous.
all in good fun!
aha.
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Male 27
did bush write this?
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Female 75
Someone please tell me that website is a joke. That`s terrible.
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Male 188
I love all the people who think this is serious. Like I love small, stupid animals.
Also, to all the people saying kids won`t know this is a joke: kids aren`t stupid, give them a little credit for goodness` sake.
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Female 61
I checked out the rest of the site, and the funniest part is the emails of people who think this is serious. EVERYONE gets a chance to be an idiot with this site!
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Male 274
i could see this as a top ten on letterman
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Female 22
Hey! I hang out with flamboyant gays!
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Female 161
hehehe.

let`s hear it for the thought police.

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Female 192
ya I have a whole family of terrorists!
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Male 593
"Terrorists are so mean spirited that they could even be your parents."
Am I THAT bad?
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Female 20
wow i didnt know my parents were terrorists oh wait im one too maybe ii should turn myself in!!!!
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Female 89
My parents are terrorists, and aparently I am too.
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Female 74
CASHCLEANER: Of course this satire has an overt agenda, that`s what defines a satire. I think they do a brilliant job of it too.
All of naysayers, just relax, its a joke. In times like these when people are so dense about the reality of our political climate and the dire situation of our social policies and international relations, sometimes extreme satire is what it takes to get people thinking about it. If you`ve ever read "A Modest Proposal" you`d know what I mean.
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Female 607
Oh No! I AM A TERRORIST!

1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment? Yes, I am!
2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives? Yes, I do!
3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people? Yes, I am!
4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals? No, but I have one gay friend (he`s not flamboyant)
5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay? I would if I had children!
6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity? Yes, I do!
7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam? No, I don`t, but I don`t *not* praise them!

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Female 913
Did a Republican write this???
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Male 95
i hope to jimbo this is a joke
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Male 16
It`s a joke, dumdums.
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Male 318
im a terrorist, IM PLANING TO KILL PRESIDENT BUSH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT FBI??
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Male 2,510
whats with the website....i think MI6 can handle our country problems, the FBI have no jurisdiction in any country but thier own, get over yourselves.
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Female 299
wow, wat kid is really gonna report their parents cuz of wat a website said?
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Female 1,397
I live in a terrorist state (California).
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Female 299
Stupid.
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Female 192
Oh no I`m a terrorist
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Male 243
this is really dumb. kids won´t be able to tell if this true or not, and pretty soon you´ll have a couple of lawsuits. This is sarcastically annoying.


¨SARCASM IS THE REFUGE OF LOSERS!!!¨ -L.M.S.
lol

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Female 6
hahaha, MagicMoose, you are TOO correct
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Male 629
LMAO
If they aren`t terrorists, you get ice cream, that`s funny.
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Female 6
oh yes, because caring about people and the earth are such deadly traits.

sarcasm intened

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Female 876
Lawl.

I hope no children find this. o.o

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Male 349
aside from the obvious of being a paranoid US, its similar to Nazi Germany where children reported their parents for things.
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Male 1,029
Damn, this means that most terrorists are good people. I now dislike stupid (most) americans.

j/k, but not about the terrorists being good people.

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Male 632
I want some ice cream
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Male 73
this is some F**ked up S**t, holy F**king S**t this scares the hell out of me. the sad thing is there is nothing and nobody to fight against this crap. |-( (we are doomed)
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Female 1
I`m such a terrorist!
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Male 623
wait, who DOESN`T say bad things about Bush?
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2,845
haha, love it!
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Male 888
^ ZING!
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Male 26
There can`t be such a thing as a gay terrorist...they wouldn`t want to blow things UP...only blow things...
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Female 66
if you click on the home button it says
"All Articles are edited by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"

im a terrorist because im an atheist, and suport gays.

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Male 97
morons. i hate things like this.
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Female 441
sum1 shud call the numberand then tell us wut happened
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Male 155
"This is some Jesus-freak website. I`m thinking it`s meant as a VERY BAD sarcastic joke.
Very..very..very bad joke."

Yep

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Female 139
did n e one read the one about global warming on the same site?
it was saying its all a hoax from the media lol
it made me laugh
of course this is a joke but if kids did see this they probably wouldnt understand the joke part of it and take it seriously
i wonder what would happen if they actually did call the numbers
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Male 578
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Male 1,623
"Did this remind anybody else of the "M" word episode of southpark?"

yeah it does lol. "ooooooh.... malestered..."

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Female 57
Funny, Funny.
I like the whole 1984 vibe of the list.

Well, That and it being edited be Jesus.

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Female 305
oh dear. unfortunatly, there ARE websites like this out there. shi-ty. seriously, america?? wtf is happening???
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Female 1,412
And YES! WE all know its a joke, quit saying it is when we know that.

Im so getting my terrorist friends on you.

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Female 1,412
Yep my mams a terrorist. Also I think that dude/dudette who wrote it is a terrorist. Im not a terrorist, I dont think, I know some gay people, who are also probly terrorists. Imagine a gay terrorist, with gay terrorist friends.
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Female 6
If you guys would actually read another page on the site you would miraculously see its a joke. Talking about how we should have guns machines next to ATM machines so were ready for something like virginia tech.
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Male 625
wow theres alot of retards on this site how could you not know it was fake after like the first paragraph
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Male 625
LMFAO 4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
this is quality
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Female 44
This gotta be a joke, however there are a lot of loonies out there with distorted minds.....let`s hope no one takes this seriously.
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Male 4,012
I hope it`s a joke.

Too bad young children (if they stumble upon this site) usually doesn`t understand sarcasm... This might prove to be a bad joke.

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Male 165
Do your parents have a bathtub in the basement that they use to mix various chemicals? If so, they are probably terrorists.
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Male 513
Anyone look at the rest of the site? A sick joke, obviously.
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Male 358
This can`t be real. If they think that these things make you a terriorist, than I`m one.
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Female 33
Wow.. I wonder if I was the only one who caught the 1984 reference?
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Male 995
Hilarious, nice satire indeed. Best of all is that more than one will actually believe this is real (after all, "All Articles are edited by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" lol)
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Male 694
Well aparently everyone I know is a terrorist.
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Female 1,002
I hope this is a joke.
I really do.
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Male 4,246
I found this very funny, simply because it`s true: There are people out there who believe this stuff.

From a response to one of Jesus`s`s`s fan letters:
"I`m sorry to say that if you don`t repent, you will be tormented for all eternity in Hell.

Your pal,
Jesus"

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Male 319
Not funny in the slightest. Yes, I understand all to well it`s satire, but it`s badly done satire with an overt agenda.

Next.

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Female 345
The problem with religious and patriotic zealots is you never know if something like this is a parody or real. There are so many sites of neocons or religious moralists that are just as insane as this one and they are serious.

Often enough real life surpasses any possible parody :-)

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Female 690
1-yes, 2-yess, 3-yesssss, 4-yes! 5-YES 6-YES!
Oh no my parents are terrorists!
And I`m a terrorist too! You think someone would have informed me of that before...
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Female 182
One word: STUPID!
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Male 151
Sad thing is, some conservatives and reactionists actually adhere to these beliefs. However, I doubt that any children naive enough to actually go through and report their parents would understand even the language used on the site and not report anything in the first place.
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Female 63
Nice. XD But, they`ll never catch me! I`m too sneaky.

The only one no one in my family follows is the praising one. XD

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Male 779
I would have never guessed...
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Male 888
I`m guilty of 1-6..

Wait, why is being friends with a gay guy mark you as a terrorist? At any rate, I`ve turned myself in with the tip line. Sorry, America, I`ve let you down.

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Female 1,890
zomg i my parents do number 1 and 2...!!!! o my god...i do 1 and 2 also!!!!! im a terrorist!! kill me some 1 !!!! i reported my family
zomg
there here! eek
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Female 553
What`s especially sickening to me is that the phone numbers on there are real and correct. We really don`t need to be wasting time brainwashing kids with this shizz, when there are real things to be identified.
Most kids will not get that this is a joke.
Because it`s NOT a good one...omfg...
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Male 522
This made my despair just a little deeper and twice as wide.
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Female 1,596
Hate a teacher? This is the site for you :P
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Male 136
Very clever and funny. Good quality parody. I can`t believe there are some posts saying `Is this a joke?`. You wouldn`t know irony if you were clubbed to death with it.
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Male 994
It`s a sarcasm view of paranoid America, what`s not to get?
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Female 553
This is some Jesus-freak website. I`m thinking it`s meant as a VERY BAD sarcastic joke.
Very..very..very bad joke.

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Male 1,882
Not very funny at all. Fodder for the "bush sux lol" crowd, at best.

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Female 111
i knew it, all these years ive been saying my parents were terrorists, but no one believed me
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Female 670
Apparently I have a family of terrorists. Detain us now! We might kill someone with our hippie mind-control!
Only slightly amusing.
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Female 302
Is this a joke?
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Female 231
This wasn`t funny at all...
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Male 994
Lol, this is pretty funny.
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Male 533
Did this remind anybody else of the "M" word episode of southpark?
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Female 1,832
great. i wonder how many young-in`s are going to site a war over this... help us all, please...
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Male 79
Parents aren`t, however I may be. Crap.
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Female 1,578
... wow
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Male 80
Link: Are Your Parents Terrorists? [Rate Link] - Hey kids, do your parents do any of these things?
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