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Date: 07/17/07 02:04 AM

92 Responses to Are Your Parents Terrorists?

  1. Profile photo of alik1986
    alik1986 Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    Link: Are Your Parents Terrorists? - Hey kids, do your parents do any of these things?
  2. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:09 am
    ... wow
  3. Profile photo of rattler201
    rattler201 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Parents aren`t, however I may be. Crap.
  4. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:10 am
    great. i wonder how many young-in`s are going to site a war over this... help us all, please...
  5. Profile photo of ParasyT
    ParasyT Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:12 am
    Did this remind anybody else of the "M" word episode of southpark?
  6. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:13 am
    Lol, this is pretty funny.
  7. Profile photo of kingpoopoo
    kingpoopoo Female 13-17
    231 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:13 am
    This wasn`t funny at all...
  8. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Is this a joke?
  9. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Apparently I have a family of terrorists. Detain us now! We might kill someone with our hippie mind-control!
    Only slightly amusing.
  10. Profile photo of X6xKoRnx7X
    X6xKoRnx7X Female 18-29
    111 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:25 am
    i knew it, all these years ive been saying my parents were terrorists, but no one believed me
  11. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Not very funny at all. Fodder for the "bush sux lol" crowd, at best.

  12. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:30 am
    This is some Jesus-freak website. I`m thinking it`s meant as a VERY BAD sarcastic joke.
    Very..very..very bad joke.

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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:34 am
    It`s a sarcasm view of paranoid America, what`s not to get?
  14. Profile photo of hrlhrl2000
    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Very clever and funny. Good quality parody. I can`t believe there are some posts saying `Is this a joke?`. You wouldn`t know irony if you were clubbed to death with it.
  15. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:42 am
    Hate a teacher? This is the site for you :P
  16. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:47 am
    This made my despair just a little deeper and twice as wide.
  17. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:59 am
    What`s especially sickening to me is that the phone numbers on there are real and correct. We really don`t need to be wasting time brainwashing kids with this shizz, when there are real things to be identified.
    Most kids will not get that this is a joke.
    Because it`s NOT a good one...omfg...
  18. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:08 am
    zomg i my parents do number 1 and 2...!!!! o my god...i do 1 and 2 also!!!!! im a terrorist!! kill me some 1 !!!! i reported my family
    zomg
    there here! eek
  19. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:19 am
    I`m guilty of 1-6..

    Wait, why is being friends with a gay guy mark you as a terrorist? At any rate, I`ve turned myself in with the tip line. Sorry, America, I`ve let you down.

  20. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:34 am
    I would have never guessed...
  21. Profile photo of Kaoriel
    Kaoriel Female 13-17
    63 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:34 am
    Nice. XD But, they`ll never catch me! I`m too sneaky.

    The only one no one in my family follows is the praising one. XD

  22. Profile photo of FrcknA
    FrcknA Male 18-29
    151 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:44 am
    Sad thing is, some conservatives and reactionists actually adhere to these beliefs. However, I doubt that any children naive enough to actually go through and report their parents would understand even the language used on the site and not report anything in the first place.
  23. Profile photo of spotted_girl
    spotted_girl Female 13-17
    182 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:50 am
    One word: STUPID!
  24. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:54 am
    1-yes, 2-yess, 3-yesssss, 4-yes! 5-YES 6-YES!
    Oh no my parents are terrorists!
    And I`m a terrorist too! You think someone would have informed me of that before...
  25. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:41 am
    The problem with religious and patriotic zealots is you never know if something like this is a parody or real. There are so many sites of neocons or religious moralists that are just as insane as this one and they are serious.

    Often enough real life surpasses any possible parody :-)

  26. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:09 am
    Not funny in the slightest. Yes, I understand all to well it`s satire, but it`s badly done satire with an overt agenda.

    Next.

  27. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:19 am
    I found this very funny, simply because it`s true: There are people out there who believe this stuff.

    From a response to one of Jesus`s`s`s fan letters:
    "I`m sorry to say that if you don`t repent, you will be tormented for all eternity in Hell.

    Your pal,
    Jesus"

  28. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:47 am
    I hope this is a joke.
    I really do.
  29. Profile photo of blackmind
    blackmind Male 13-17
    695 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:33 am
    Well aparently everyone I know is a terrorist.
  30. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:02 am
    Hilarious, nice satire indeed. Best of all is that more than one will actually believe this is real (after all, "All Articles are edited by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" lol)
  31. Profile photo of pockypowah
    pockypowah Female 18-29
    33 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:57 am
    Wow.. I wonder if I was the only one who caught the 1984 reference?
  32. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:27 am
    This can`t be real. If they think that these things make you a terriorist, than I`m one.
  33. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:46 am
    Anyone look at the rest of the site? A sick joke, obviously.
  34. Profile photo of Bert10099
    Bert10099 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:56 am
    Do your parents have a bathtub in the basement that they use to mix various chemicals? If so, they are probably terrorists.
  35. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:05 am
    I hope it`s a joke.

    Too bad young children (if they stumble upon this site) usually doesn`t understand sarcasm... This might prove to be a bad joke.

  36. Profile photo of Hecathe
    Hecathe Female 30-39
    44 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:25 am
    This gotta be a joke, however there are a lot of loonies out there with distorted minds.....let`s hope no one takes this seriously.
  37. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:39 am
    LMFAO 4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals?
    this is quality
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    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:40 am
    wow theres alot of retards on this site how could you not know it was fake after like the first paragraph
  39. Profile photo of Sprocet
    Sprocet Female 18-29
    6 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:43 am
    If you guys would actually read another page on the site you would miraculously see its a joke. Talking about how we should have guns machines next to ATM machines so were ready for something like virginia tech.
  40. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Yep my mams a terrorist. Also I think that dude/dudette who wrote it is a terrorist. Im not a terrorist, I dont think, I know some gay people, who are also probly terrorists. Imagine a gay terrorist, with gay terrorist friends.
  41. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:51 am
    And YES! WE all know its a joke, quit saying it is when we know that.

    Im so getting my terrorist friends on you.

  42. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:52 am
    oh dear. unfortunatly, there ARE websites like this out there. shi-ty. seriously, america?? wtf is happening???
  43. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Funny, Funny.
    I like the whole 1984 vibe of the list.

    Well, That and it being edited be Jesus.

  44. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    "Did this remind anybody else of the "M" word episode of southpark?"

    yeah it does lol. "ooooooh.... malestered..."

  45. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    Quote from article:
    "Terrorists are capable of anything, including killing their own children for jihad."

    Hysterical AND classy.

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    doesntloveu Female 18-29
    139 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    did n e one read the one about global warming on the same site?
    it was saying its all a hoax from the media lol
    it made me laugh
    of course this is a joke but if kids did see this they probably wouldnt understand the joke part of it and take it seriously
    i wonder what would happen if they actually did call the numbers
  47. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
    155 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    "This is some Jesus-freak website. I`m thinking it`s meant as a VERY BAD sarcastic joke.
    Very..very..very bad joke."

    Yep

  48. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    sum1 shud call the numberand then tell us wut happened
  49. Profile photo of Pen1s
    Pen1s Male 13-17
    97 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    morons. i hate things like this.
  50. Profile photo of danasmana
    danasmana Female 13-17
    66 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    if you click on the home button it says
    "All Articles are edited by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ"

    im a terrorist because im an atheist, and suport gays.

  51. Profile photo of nflfisherman
    nflfisherman Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    There can`t be such a thing as a gay terrorist...they wouldn`t want to blow things UP...only blow things...
  52. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    ^ ZING!
  53. Profile photo of skypirate
    skypirate Male 18-29
    2415 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    haha, love it!
  54. Profile photo of MagicMoose
    MagicMoose Male 13-17
    623 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    wait, who DOESN`T say bad things about Bush?
  55. Profile photo of PercocetBlue
    PercocetBlue Female 30-39
    1 post
    July 17, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    I`m such a terrorist!
  56. Profile photo of famousguitar
    famousguitar Male 18-29
    73 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    this is some F**ked up S**t, holy F**king S**t this scares the hell out of me. the sad thing is there is nothing and nobody to fight against this crap. |-( (we are doomed)
  57. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    I want some ice cream
  58. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    Damn, this means that most terrorists are good people. I now dislike stupid (most) americans.

    j/k, but not about the terrorists being good people.

  59. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    aside from the obvious of being a paranoid US, its similar to Nazi Germany where children reported their parents for things.
  60. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    Lawl.

    I hope no children find this. o.o

  61. Profile photo of 227
    227 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    oh yes, because caring about people and the earth are such deadly traits.

    sarcasm intened

  62. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    LMAO
    If they aren`t terrorists, you get ice cream, that`s funny.
  63. Profile photo of 227
    227 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    hahaha, MagicMoose, you are TOO correct
  64. Profile photo of tayreed
    tayreed Male 13-17
    243 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    this is really dumb. kids won´t be able to tell if this true or not, and pretty soon you´ll have a couple of lawsuits. This is sarcastically annoying.


    ¨SARCASM IS THE REFUGE OF LOSERS!!!¨ -L.M.S.
    lol

  65. Profile photo of yourshoes
    yourshoes Female 13-17
    192 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    Oh no I`m a terrorist
  66. Profile photo of pamplemousse
    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    Stupid.
  67. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I live in a terrorist state (California).
  68. Profile photo of Jujubean3333
    Jujubean3333 Female 13-17
    300 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    wow, wat kid is really gonna report their parents cuz of wat a website said?
  69. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    whats with the website....i think MI6 can handle our country problems, the FBI have no jurisdiction in any country but thier own, get over yourselves.
  70. Profile photo of acdc_rocks91
    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    im a terrorist, IM PLANING TO KILL PRESIDENT BUSH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT FBI??
  71. Profile photo of Kneuronak
    Kneuronak Male 13-17
    16 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    It`s a joke, dumdums.
  72. Profile photo of superbutts
    superbutts Male 13-17
    95 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    i hope to jimbo this is a joke
  73. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    Did a Republican write this???
  74. Profile photo of ten_10
    ten_10 Female 18-29
    607 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    Oh No! I AM A TERRORIST!

    1) Do they seem excessively concerned about the environment? Yes, I am!
    2) Do they say bad things about President Bush, the Iraq War, Republicans, or conservatives? Yes, I do!
    3) Do they seem excessively concerned about poverty or poor people? Yes, I am!
    4) Are they friends with any flamboyant homosexuals? No, but I have one gay friend (he`s not flamboyant)
    5) Have they ever told you that gay people are okay? I would if I had children!
    6) Do they say bad things about Jesus or Christianity? Yes, I do!
    7) Do they praise Mohammed or Islam? No, I don`t, but I don`t *not* praise them!

  75. Profile photo of NeurolRu
    NeurolRu Female 18-29
    74 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    CASHCLEANER: Of course this satire has an overt agenda, that`s what defines a satire. I think they do a brilliant job of it too.
    All of naysayers, just relax, its a joke. In times like these when people are so dense about the reality of our political climate and the dire situation of our social policies and international relations, sometimes extreme satire is what it takes to get people thinking about it. If you`ve ever read "A Modest Proposal" you`d know what I mean.
  76. Profile photo of rubberducki1
    rubberducki1 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    My parents are terrorists, and aparently I am too.
  77. Profile photo of coolpaula92
    coolpaula92 Female 70 & Over
    20 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 10:36 pm
    wow i didnt know my parents were terrorists oh wait im one too maybe ii should turn myself in!!!!
  78. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    "Terrorists are so mean spirited that they could even be your parents."
    Am I THAT bad?
  79. Profile photo of babidee
    babidee Female 18-29
    192 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    ya I have a whole family of terrorists!
  80. Profile photo of mikeyisred
    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 11:18 am
    hehehe.

    let`s hear it for the thought police.

  81. Profile photo of pothefruit
    pothefruit Female 18-29
    22 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 11:25 am
    Hey! I hang out with flamboyant gays!
  82. Profile photo of XxSpeedy
    XxSpeedy Male 13-17
    274 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    i could see this as a top ten on letterman
  83. Profile photo of Lorynne
    Lorynne Female 13-17
    61 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    I checked out the rest of the site, and the funniest part is the emails of people who think this is serious. EVERYONE gets a chance to be an idiot with this site!
  84. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
    188 posts
    July 18, 2007 at 7:17 pm
    I love all the people who think this is serious. Like I love small, stupid animals.
    Also, to all the people saying kids won`t know this is a joke: kids aren`t stupid, give them a little credit for goodness` sake.
  85. Profile photo of 0shivers0
    0shivers0 Female 18-29
    75 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 12:57 am
    Someone please tell me that website is a joke. That`s terrible.
  86. Profile photo of 1500
    1500 Male 13-17
    27 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    did bush write this?
  87. Profile photo of ThksFrThMmrs
    ThksFrThMmrs Female 13-17
    136 posts
    July 19, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    well, i found it humourous.
    all in good fun!
    aha.
  88. Profile photo of blackliner45
    blackliner45 Female 13-17
    116 posts
    July 20, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    Hm. Idk whether this was: A. Stupid, or: B. Dumb. I`ll go with: C. All Of The Above.

    This was mildly amusing, though. I`ll give it that.

  89. Profile photo of liztherocker
    liztherocker Female 13-17
    174 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 12:03 am
    My parents are terrorists. I am a terrorists. Wow.
  90. Profile photo of Wierdo484
    Wierdo484 Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    Who knew it? It appears that I, my family, and most of my friends are terrorists. Yep, awful ain`t it?
  91. Profile photo of Noxus322
    Noxus322 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    August 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    Oh NO!!!! I support gay marriage!!! I`m a terrorist!!! And I`m not christian!!! I Better turn myself in!!!
  92. Profile photo of springawaken
    springawaken Female 13-17
    7 posts
    September 27, 2007 at 7:24 pm
    My entire family is 1-6. We`re all terrorists. Apparently, my great-grandmother is a terrorist.

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