A Dramatic Reading from a Real Breakup Letter

Submitted by: tulip 10 years ago in Funny
http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

I love drama
There are 163 comments:
Female 68
Queen of "grammer"? I wouldn`t worry about that one toots.
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Female 36
I don`t me to be the queen of grammer or anything, but that had very horrible spelling and a MAJOR run on sentence. The guy that was reading it made me laugh alot with the "WORLDDDDDDDDD", "loooooved" and "YOOOOOOOOU" parts. It was freaking hilarious!!!!!
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Male 572
Your such n asswipe n bastert!!!!!
lol that was pretty funny.
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Female 263
ROFL.
Thats the funniest thing i`ve seen on here in a while.
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Female 96
watch it stoned...lolz.
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Male 68
Who wrote this, a 12 yr. old?
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Female 3
Wow... that was one long-ass sentence!
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Female 198
ahahaha, nothing makes something funnier than a dramatic reading xD
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Male 129
lmao...
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Female 1
LOL...this seriously looks like something that my friend Kelsey G. would have wrote to Tyler...ahaha.
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Male 5
Sooooooo old.
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Female 301
I laughed so hard I nearly puked, no foolin.
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Female 681
looks like a little break up letter from a dramatic 5 year old.. :-) I mean, come on, look at all those typos!
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Female 9
Oh my god. This was seriously one of the funniest things I`ve ever seen! I was laughing so hard I could barely hear what he was going to say next!
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Male 693
"You make me touch your hands for the wrong reasons!!" LOL
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Male 17
that guy was a bastert
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Male 128
Best IAB post in a long time
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Male 6
That was funny And Who the hell would go out with a girl so stupid that she spells basturd as bastert?
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Male 170
does that voice remind anyone of that episode of aqua teen with the alien they give a voice ?
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Female 112
well he sure sounds like a bastert.
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Female 221
Lol pipperpaige, thanks for that link. I should dramatically read a not so dramatic letter.
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Male 743
make that 14 and STILL funny
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Male 743
watchin for the 8th time...STILL funny
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Male 2,486
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sounds like it was written by an overweight black chick... from the ghetto... whos too dumb to spell because shes black..."

HAHAHAHAH your not funny, shut the hell up.

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Female 24
lmfao
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Female 4
Wow, ok.. well she needs to learn how to word that right... cuz it just sounded frickin retarded! and the voice.. come on.
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Female 11
Here`s a link to the revised version (yeah I know I can`t spell)

http://patheticattemptsatphysicalintimac...

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Female 14
omg, i couldnt stop laughing at that! but how crap was that gramma?! I know im bad, but not that bad! I think we all know someone who right something like that after a break up, i know I do!
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Female 488
Probably the funniest thing I`ve ever seen on this website, or ever.
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Female 9
that reading was great! :)
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Male 274
grammar grammar grammar
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Female 818
Holy crap I love that guy`s voice XD
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Male 7
Did you guys hear? Some people landed on the moon!
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Female 416
IM CRYING IM LAFFING SO HARD!!!!!
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Male 149
lol, the guy reading it was definitely the guy who got dumped... bitter...
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Female 1,395
hehehe, i loved the way he didnt try to put the punctuation in for her. Too funny.
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Male 8
sounds like it was written by an overweight black chick... from the ghetto... whos too dumb to spell because shes black...
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Female 75
roflmao!!!! wow this was probably one of the funniest things on IAB I have ever seen. This made me laugh so hard!! I love how he pronounced the words how they were spelled XD Funny. bastert..hehehe
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Male 125
So was I the only one who pretended this was being read by Vincent Price?

Yeah, probably....

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Female 285
OMG! Why did I have to read that? My poor brain cells are now lost forever. Seriously, how hard is it to spell and throw in a period once in a while?
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Male 2,567
LoL
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Female 1,596
The guy who was reading, tried so hard not to laugh xD
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Female 87
that sounds so much like that guy from Barats and Bereta...anyone else think so?

:D

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Female 2
LMAO!
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Female 560
wow someones an idiot
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Female 184
SOMEONE needs to go back to GRAMMAR SCHOOL! fricken pathetic!
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Male 510
My face is numb now from laughter, great.
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Female 878
XD
My cheeks hurt now.
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Female 195
hahaha that was funny because thats how most stupid 13 year olds write.
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Female 444
IN THIS GOD DAMN WORRRRLLDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 299
typical..
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Male 2,004
bvahahahaha, was supprised bout the sound. she must have spended a whole night writing that letter (laughs dramatically)
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Female 48
My gosh. Who wrote this? A nine year old? The guy made it fun to read. (WORLD-D-D-D-D-D!)
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Male 115
funniest thing EVER, but the funny thing is it sounds JUST like a "hate" letter this girl sent me, with out all the mistakes
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Male 2,486
"btw, is this the first ytmnd post?"

naw there`s been a few.

Yay YTMND

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Male 145
lol that guy literally pronounced what she said
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Female 1,397
Hahaha CLASSIC.
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Female 601
It should be illegal to be that bad at writing unless the person literally can`t learn to write any better.

Anyway, it called for a plugin to be downloaded, and I almost said "forget it", but I downloaded the mp3, listened, and laughed. Hard. XD

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Female 250
I think I should have posted in my original post... turn your speakers up.
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Male 64
That is really bad grammar, and horrible run-on sentences. I couldn`t read it. :S
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Female 1,134
he should be an actor with the way he was speaking. such a priceless moment.... good job who ever did that!
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Female 1,492
oh my gosh...she apparently can`t spell or communicate using written language at all
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Male 2,616
BASTERT
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Male 404
I watched it the first time without the sound by accident and was like, "WTF, THIS ISNT FUNNY!" Then i read it with the dramatic voice and laughed my ass off!
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Female 348
WTF :-?
the worldddddddd thing was funny though
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Female 159
I would rather date a spider!! HAHA. Oh my, that`s funny, I liked it :).
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Male 374
World-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d!
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Female 30
I was crying with laugher. =P
The part at the end was brilliant.
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Male 11
hahaha. He couldn`t resist from laughing a little bit in some spots. I can`t blame him though. What an idiot... lol
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Female 2,552
Aha, the person that read it was funny.
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Female 132
Proper grammer & correct spelling are the 2 greatest friends you will ever have.
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Female 223
Oh my gosh, my friend, who is incidentally also named Chris posted this break up letter on myspace. I thought it was some girl breaking up with him personally, and it kind of made me sad that he was such a jerk (and that he would date someone with such a lack of grammatical prowress)
But now I realize it most likely wasn`t him, so that`s good.
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Male 3,255
"Stop posting ytmnd links."

No? ytmnd is on the internet isent it? This is a site that collects links to funny things on the internet isent it? You are just being a dork and arent really this retarded arent you?

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Female 273
HAHAHA
that was one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time.
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Female 679
nd lmao..
world-d-d-d-d-d-d-d:P
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Female 679
I was spectin a screemer :D
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Female 2,695
hahahahahahahaha. this made me lol
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Female 203
nvm my computer was on mute so i didnt hear the guy reading it. omg that was so funny. sounds like she`s the dumb ass.
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Female 203
i cant read it. bad grammar and getting off topic dont mix with me
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Female 139
bad enough grammar for ya?
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Female 133
"You accidentally say you hugged me"
Fandratingtastic.
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Female 84
Have we decided that commas don`s exist? Must`ve missed the memo
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Male 3
For more of the same:

http://realww2reading.ytmnd.com/

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Male 1,182
that was drating HILARIOUS
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Male 1,182
BASTERT!
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Male 33
I thought it was pretty funny. I was laughing pretty hard by the end.
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Male 194
The like/hate ratio is on the victim`s favor, I say. I call him a victim only because of the fact he dated that annoying wench in the first place. I havn`t even met her but after seeing that abomination, I wish to destroy her
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Female 46
i was bored when i posted that. im mean realllllllllllllllllllllly bored.
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Female 46
that was hilarious. i sent it to my friends! someone should write more break up letters so that they can make them really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really dramatic. I was bored
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Male 619
Love it! The girl is the idiot, she can`t even spell.
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Female 88
jee-louse. haha loved it.
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Male 55
I at least hope the chick was good-looking, otherwise that dude wasted his time, poor bas"tert".
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Male 1,825
stupid sluts, writing is for smart people
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Male 870
[quote]On 7/1/2007 2:42:10 AM Godzilla27 wrote: ROFL this is the funniest thing i`ve seen on this site, and i`ve seen some pretty funny stuff. btw, is this the first ytmnd post?[/quote]nah
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Female 1
Heartbreak for illiterates! LMAO this was hilarious - loved the reader as well. The author of this note needs to pay more attention to their English teacher.
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Female 1,025
horrible spelling.
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Female 235
so funny XD

noone can be offended by a letter with crap punctuation and spelling...it loses the effect.

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Female 696
That was hilarious!!!
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Female 1,172
No way..Please let this be fake.
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Female 157
I read it on mute first I was like WTF?... But the reader made it HILARIOUS!!
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Female 152
"World-d-d-d-d-d!!!!"
I couldn`t stop laughing when the reader laughed, because this is one of the dumbest letters I`ve ever seen.
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Male 111
i couldnt hear it :( why can i not hear it?! I want to hear it. Reading it is rubbish without the apparently hilarious sound!
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Male 161
friggenawesome. bad grammar and spelling + run on sentences + dramatic voice = win. Honestly, there was liek two periods in that whole thing.
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Female 191
The person who wrote this needs to view "The Impotence of Proofreading."
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Female 57
I ove the way he said the mispellt words.... jeeelowse WORLDuhDuhDuhDuhDuh... Pretty funny. I bet the guy reading it was the reciever of the letter.
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Male 165
And this is an example of why speeling is impotent.
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Male 165
You bastert!
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Female 8
Haha. That was cool. I love drama too.
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Female 102
I hate you more than anything in this world-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh-deh!
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Male 716
That. Was good sh*t.
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Male 67
ROFL sounds like someone needs a hug.. good to see the educational system is excelling.
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Male 835
God`s sake, kill yourself.
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Male 330
That was hilarious.

How can anybody date someone that stupid?

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Male 14
Man she has bad grammar...
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Female 9
yeah! watching this clip 24/7 yo! holla! u make me laugh soooooo muchhhhhh!!!!!
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Male 67
i actually cried from laughing
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Male 1,364
that was funny how he said all the reapeting letters and the bold words.
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Female 913
I had to turn off the voice because it was weirding me out.
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Female 221
Lol, I can`t stop laughing. The world and looooooove. I also enjoyed the guess what, my mom hates you too.
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Female 99
hahahah thats great.. This girls must have been really young or really stupid... the spelling and grammar was horrible!!
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Male 73
haha i loved that. that chick was so stupid.
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Male 95
i literaly lolled
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Female 2,220
Omg that is SO funny.
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Male 521
lmao the way he reads it!!
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Male 97
geez, learn grammar you frikkin idiot
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Female 447
This is one of the funniest things I have seen on the net in a while.

And I`m sick of people saying that things on this website are old or whatever.

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Female 761
Awwww, no!! Now it`s available to the general public. It was an inside joke between my friends and I for a long long time. But it still makes me laugh any time I hear it. I`ve even got it memorized now.
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Male 1,704
HAHAHAHA
YES!
what an escellent voice over..

"I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD D D D D"

genius.

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Male 1,931
SO OLD
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Male 452
Lol! tat was funi! ^-^ I tink shee wad chinse no,
I lik t spel lol ^-¨ I thing I betr speler than thath homeskooled kiddddddddddddddddddddddd!
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Male 610
"worlddddddddddddddddd" LMAO!!
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Male 151
Oh my God it knew my NAME!!!!!! :`(
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Male 250
People like this need to be shot for the betterment of mankind.
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Male 623
Hahaha niiiicceee. I can totally relate.
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Female 239
I burst into giggles at the "world-d-d-d-d-d-d-d" Whoever wrote that thing needs spell/grammar/stupid check.
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Female 1,832
Priceless ...
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Female 190
I know people who type like that.
That was hilarious xDD
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Male 97
i think that good letter that show that girls got the power to step up and that she would not take that from that guy and she is the one he should be ASHAMED for leaveing her that way

Jk.... that was really funny since there wasnt any "." in the paragraph.

Goes to show that you should proof-read everything that you write.

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Male 340
that woulda sucked so much without him reading it.. but he did.. so.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
worduhduhduhduhduhduhduhduh
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Female 97
This made me laugh, which is about a million times more than most of the latest IAB links have done.

CONGRATS!

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Female 148
BAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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Female 221
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Oh goodness, that`s funny stuff! *wipes away tear*
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Male 193
Old, old and old. Stop posting ytmnd links.
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Female 350
I have tears in my eyes from laughing
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Male 321
REPOST TOAST
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Male 4,546
"Wooooorldududududududududududududududududud!!!"
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Female 150
That was awesome, such literary prowess!
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Male 400
Ahaha funny.
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Male 1,550
oh snap
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Male 506
Heh.
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Female 1,832
Priceless ...
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Male 14
ROFL this is the funniest thing i`ve seen on this site, and i`ve seen some pretty funny stuff.

btw, is this the first ytmnd post?

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Male 9
Haha they guy reading it made that amazing LOL
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Male 339
Would have been better without the periodical giggling.
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Male 73
BAHAHAHA. That made me laugh a lot.
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Male 98
This is actually kind of eerie, sounds like what happened with me.
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Male 140
it was fine cept for how he read it
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Male 140
lol....thats funny...alittle gay tho
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Female 2,084
the way he read it it was hilarious. haha. man. whoever wrote that needs to stay in school.
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Female 123
rofl, wow.

the testosterone reading of a junior high breakup letter...

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Male 98
WTF.
I should watch this high.
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Female 362
What horrible spelling...
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Female 250
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