911 Math Call

Submitted by: Wondertea 10 years ago in Funny
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So that"s what 911 is there for.
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Female 381
d`awwwwww
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Male 10,440
Those people would deserve a fine for misusing 911 if they didn`t sound so cute.
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Female 251
Sixteen minus eight equals ONE!? With this boy`s math skills, I`m surprised he could figure out how to dial 911...
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dude... he`s 4 years old
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Female 920
that was really cute!!
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Female 57
no its 8 dumbo
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Male 13
I have one words: WOW. WOW. WOW. WOW. And by the way, sixteen takeaway eight is 12. WHOS THE SMART ONE NOW, OFFICER?
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Male 22
Sixteen minus eight equals ONE!? With this boy`s math skills, I`m surprised he could figure out how to dial 911...
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Female 43
rofl!!
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Male 38
aw! so cute!
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Female 96
hahahahahahaha was that real?
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Female 553
lol, I know dispatchers who would have done that. if it`s a boring night and nothing is going on, they`ll humor people.
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Male 3
hahaha, cool kid
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Female 5
HAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT IS SO CUTE!!
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Female 11
Awwww....so cute.
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Female 1,470
LOL smart kid there
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Female 22
I dunno, one?
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Female 348
LOL
awww cute kid
(do 4 yr olds do math)
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Male 1,079
Awesome =)
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Female 217
Kinda think it was a waste of time and they should have been focusing on actual emergencies, but it was kinda cute and I`m hoping that there was no other calls for him to answer and he just decided to help a little kid. :D

I accidentially dialled 999 when I was about 2 and my parents found themselves being screamed at.

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Male 1,072
Haha "DIDNT MEAN the POLICE" Classic!
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Male 1,072
Haha "DIDNT MEAN the POLICE
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Male 1,289
lol =]
YAY!
that was so cute!
hahaha=]
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Female 63
lmao its amazing how stupid kids can b lol
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Male 203
And the kid just thinks "If you didn`t mean the police why didn`t you say so??" ROFL!!!
Omg... Kids at that age can make you laugh and cry at the same time. =)
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Female 56
haha! wow. and he was actually helping him to!
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Male 1,078
thats great! im going to try that someday.
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Female 681
aww, the little kid sounded so cute!
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Male 129
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Male 1,704
haha that is classic!
fantastic!

why dont the UK get regular showings of Jay Leno?

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Female 4
Hilarious! My co-workers and I were treated to a great laugh today!

"You said when I need help... to call somebody!" Maybe Johnny was supposed to call someone [for help] from the front room, rather than the 911 operator.

Good natured 911 guy who, thankfully, didn`t have a real emergency to deal with. His responses, in addition to Johnny`s dialogue, are what made this video incredibly funny!

Last thought... For a little kid, maybe completing his math homework is classified as an "EMERGENCY" - "I have to do it." HELP! 911 is on the way!

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Male 74
stupid whore.

I`m serious


NOT. Ok yeah that still pissed me off a little. I dunno why.

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Female 6
i did that once only it wasnt about math :-/
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Male 54
Kids who take things literally = win
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Female 37
I wish the po-po around here gave a poo about us like that... lol
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Female 239
That operator is awesome. See, now if everyone on the internet was like that, nobody would fail second grade math. Bless them nice individuals.
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Male 536
Those trucks are only marked for highway travel. It`ll eventually pull into a highway side trucking station, Disconnect some of the trailers and separate trucks will bring them to their individual destinations. It`s obviously a lot cheaper to get 1 rig with 4+ trailers across long distances than it is to get 4 or more the same distance.
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Male 58
It`s gotta be staged, but still funny.
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Female 673
Yeah I thought it was a boy, too.
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Female 696
Oh my god...
Nice policeman though =3.
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Male 298
why is everybody think it is a girl? im pretty sure it is a boy because 1. alot of four/three year olds i know have a high voice like that and also 2. for gods sake the kids name is johnny!
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Female 250
Awesome!!! Gotta love th 911 man!
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Male 1,263
Lmfao thats hilarious.
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Female 1,496
In every other country besides America kids start at 4. That is why Americans write like 6 year olds.
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Male 629
That`s nice. A 4 year old knowing how to use the phone.
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Male 50
yea xD he was a sport about it xD but still took his stand with authority
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Male 432
That girl isn`t very smart at all... When I was 4, I knew my own phone number and I knew damn well not to call 911 unless the house was burning down, there was somebody breaking in, or if somebody was about to die from something medical. It doesn`t take a prodigy.
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Female 330
I`m glad the operator was nice. Hope he didn`t get in trouble or anything. & the kid was adorable.
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Female 426
Um did anyone else notice that everyone is posting that it`s a girl when the mother said "JOHNNY"?
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Male 593
"Let`s try to get a high school student to call the police and say:

"Can you help me with my trigonometry homework? I`m only 17.""

Yeah, I was thinking the same... "can you help me? I can`t make out the integral of 18x²+16e³³/2^n"

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Male 593
^^LOL
I`m another one that was expecting the guy to hang up... but it`s great that he was so nice in the end. And it`s good that he had the time to do it.. because that means there wasn`t anyone being killed calling 911!
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Male 2,781
WOW THAT MADE ME FEEL GOOD. SEE PEOPLE? COPS ARE OUR FRIENDS, ...JUST AS LONG AS YOU DON`T GO SKATEBOARDING...:D
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Male 1,385
cute
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Female 576
i was really expecting him to hang up after he found out what she wanted..
he was great.
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Male 80
one of the best things on IAB in a long time... really funny
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Female 943
not too original.
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Male 1,370
that kids a tard.
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Female 878
That was one really nice guy.
He probably had little kids of his own.
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Female 152
If I had homework at age four, I would be calling the police too. :-D
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Male 17
a royal chewing obviously means a shout/telling off....and I don`t think he should have carried on talking to her, there could be an emergency! Okay it was kind of funny...
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Female 1,134
so effing adorable im happy that the cop operator 911 guy was so nice to him insted of being rude ^-^
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Female 2,084
HAHAHAHAH!!!

my mom would have kicked my ass.

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Female 157
hehe sooo cute :)
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Female 306
i wonder if the operator got in troubble.
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Male 26
You can here the policeman laugh when he says "Listen to the mother..."


That was great.

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Female 7
rofl that was sooo funny. loved it! The kid was so sweet. "what`s 16 - 8?"
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Male 165
That was cute.

Let`s try to get a high school student to call the police and say:

"Can you help me with my trigonometry homework? I`m only 17."

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Male 1,725
lol thats the best
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Male 337
"Ok, what`s the problem?"

Did anyone else find the humor in that line?

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Female 1,677
I don`t think it`s fishy at all. My dad always gave me and my brother math questions to do before starting school. The kid said the mom told her to call `somebody` if she needed help, so the mom probably just gave them to her so she could be a little ahead before starting school.
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Female 1,596
LOLLLLLL CUTE!!
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Male 10
awwww
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Male 36
"I didn`t mean the POLICE!"

Aw Mom cut him some slack... it`s probably the only phone number he knows by heart. but seriously, 16-8 at four years old? They start `em so early these days...

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Male 274
i think the anwser is 8, oh i don`t know ill call the dispatcher
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Female 139
haha! That made my day!
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Male 693
Awesome! :D
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Male 442
what a nice guy, just a shame here in England he would get in trouble for using the phone for non-official biussness (sorry all can`t spell)
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Male 55
thats hilarious....if i did that my butt would have been red for a month....when i was 4 of course lol
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Female 149
of course its good news cos it means thats one of the most important things in the police station. at least nobody was being murdered
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Male 11,739
That was really nice to see. Some 911 operators are total non-nice individuals. It was good that he was willing to help the kid, it was probably a nice distraction for him too.
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Female 57
she wasn`t even talking to a real policeman!!! and IslandLotus .... i entered kindergarten when i was 4 instead of five and we were reading and doing math. shows what you know
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Male 988
lol so much misunderstanding
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Female 136
The 911 operater was really nice but next time the house`s on fire she wont call 911 cuz of the last beating she got when she did that
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Male 1,149
Lol, that was great. The four year old was doing her brothers homework.
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Male 916
No matter the fishiness of it all, I liked it.
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Female 410
Something is fishy here. What 4 year old is doing math homework? I thought you had to be 5 to enter kindergarten. Even if he is in kindergarten already and they are sending out homework, he wouldn`t be subtracting from anything higher than 10. I doubt they have AP classes in kindergarten, and this kid doesn`t sound bright enough to be in one anyway.
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Female 1,784
that is soo freaken cuuute! and what a nice police man :)
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Female 550
SNUFKIN: What you said was hilarious!!
When I first heard the child, I thought it was Prank call Becky.

What a nice 911 operator!

I think maybe this was a prank - who gives a 4 year old MATH homework? Most children don`t start kindergarten until they are 5. Even then, they don`t get homework until they are in 1st grade.

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Male 552
I HAVE TAKE-AWAYS!
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Male 1,364
hahaha i need help with my take aways haha
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Female 1,463
aww bless
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Male 147
"WOTE ORR YEW DEWING ON THE FEWN!!??"

i love that accent, what part of America`s it from? I`m going to move there and listen to people talk like that all day long.

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Male 521
thats class!! haha!
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Male 3,255
"So what`s sixteen take away eight....?"

Denmark.

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Male 4,012
adorable... But who gives a four-year-old math tests?
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Male 458
BWAHAHAHAH XD this is like the funniest thing ive seen this week
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Male 42
lmfao
I can just imagine my neice doing that
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Female 62
Haha, was that for real? The guy on the phone was really nice bless him
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Male 4,246
HHHBBB: A `royal chewing-out` is the term for getting seriously lectured/yelled at. Probably derives from `getting torn a new one.`
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Female 447
Ha ha. That man was nice. So funny.
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Female 86
that was funny...atleast the operator was nice
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Male 67
wtfs a "royal chewing"?
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Male 400
ahahaha adorble kid <3
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Male 567
So what`s sixteen take away eight....?
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Male 125
Of course, the REAL reason the 911 operator lets the kid go on so long is he`s stalling for time while he roots around in his desk for a calculator.
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Male 50
yea xD he was a sport about it xD but still took his stand with authority
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Female 242
hahaha the 911 operator was great.
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Female 496
That was adorable. xD
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Female 182
Oh gosh, this is old... I actually heard this on the news, once... wow, now that I think about it, this actually made it one the news...
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Male 761
aww, the guy on the other side atleast had the decency to take pitty and help :p
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Male 418
it sounded like she was about to get a chewing out from mom...the guy on the other end of the line was super nice....pretty funny stuff
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Female 56
cute as
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Male 4,246
Well, look at it this way, larajunky: It must`ve been a really REALLY slow day at the 911 call center. :-D

Plus, it`s good to see some kids are still being raised to ask police for help (in actual emergencies, I mean, not homework)

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Male 321
hahahaha
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Male 1,550
hahahaha
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Female 1,832
I`m sorry but that little girl (if she`s so damned smart) should have gotten a chewing out. My daughter did almost the same thing and they told her to give the phone to me and whatta ya know, I got a royal chewing out.
"Do you know we can arrest you for tampering with 911? We could send a car out there right now for wasting the time and money you took away from a real emergency, etc etc..."
Even though the Mom in the BG was like "I didn`t say the POLICE" that was actually kinda funny.
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Female 1,065
Four year olds get away with the coolest stuff..
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Female 690
Was that actually real?
Poor kid having math homework at 4 I don`t think I got homework in school until I was 8. I remember being really excited about it, I wasn`t smart enough to know who to call for help though lol.
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Male 506
Bill cosby should come back with "Kids DO the darnest things"
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Female 13
Hahaha. Priceless!!
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Female 228
I wonder if he does organic chemistry? (Hey, we did have to call 911 twice during that class.)
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Male 47
I think it`s great that the policeman actually tried to help the kid and not slam the phone muttering about kids wasting their time.
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Female 57
Mkay then.
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Female 74
haha- this was great :)
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Male 108
Link: 911 Math Call [Rate Link] - So that`s what 911 is there for.
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