50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 10 years ago in Misc
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article2130988.ece

Which one do you think is the worst?
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Male 89
moon unit it`s like g unit but wierd
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Female 2,084
some of those names were cute.
some were stupid.
but eh. not my kid.
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Male 1,029
Yeah, 4Real definately gets a backwards FTW.
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Male 1,029
I think 4Real is the worst.
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Female 761
I know a girl named Chastity. It makes me laugh.
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Male 314
Well... you can`t spell now either.
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Male 26
Ugh i hate the name Satchel, why you ask? cuz at a spelling be I lost on the word "satchel" lol it was a B where the official rules state if you say the wrong letter, you cannot restart and try again. IN preliminary ones as long as you didnt say the word after spelling it, you could change it whenever you wanted, so i was sounding it out and said a letter out loud, but wasn`t saying it WITH the words, and then i spelt it right but they still DQed me. I was spelling long ass words before, and lost on "Satchel." The guy saying the words SUCKED cuz when he said it, it sounded more like "sashel" so i said the 2nd s, but not TO them, just syaing it to think about it and they took it as me saying it. Buttholes.
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Male 211
I can see the name tag when they will be attending the very necessary therapy groups.
"Hello My Name is: Princess Ever Lasting Fountain of Desire a.k.a Traxie the longnamed freak"


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Female 306
seriously, wtf is wrong with these people?
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Female 30
MY LIST OF REALY WEIRD NAMES
1.Audio Science WTF??
2.Camera.
3.Fifi Trixibell
4.Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
5.Lark Song
6.Moon Unit
7.London Emilio
8.Moxie CrimeFighter
9.Sage Moonblood
10.Rufus Tiger

WTF WERE THESE PEOPLE LUKIN UP THERE ARSE FOR THESE NAMES??

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Female 655
Audio Science. AUDIO. Science. woooow....
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Female 701
These are the names there I like:
Boy:
Aurelius (It`s ancient Roman)

Girl
Ireland
Saffron
Willow
Zola

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Male 170
I feel sorry for some of those kids. =\
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Male 15
my name is Satchel!!!
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Female 532
Nobody remembered George Foreman`s kids: ALL named GEORGE JR!! (yes, even his daughter(s?) I know there`s at least one)... Poor kids, all stuck with the reality that their dad is ridiculously arrogant for the rest of their lives... Especially the daughter(s?)...
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Female 59
WTF..."Pilot Inspektor" Who thought that one up?
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Male 374
Celebrities can do what they want.
I`m gonna name my child "Inkpot Cubical", and if they deny, I`ll bring up Moon Unit.
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Female 34
Moxie Crimfighter...Audio Science...Oh goodness. >_>
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Female 25
Alright, most of them were actually pretty fine besides Rocket. >_O
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Female 533
has everyone forgotten Nineteen Hundred? :-D
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Male 1
"lol Audio Science and Moon Unit"

Ditto.
And Ireland, I`m Irish (Living in Ireland) but What the Fk.

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Female 93
lol Audio Science and Moon Unit
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Female 1,652
I like Gaia, Emma Thomson`s daughter.
Like those lil avatars from Gaia online.
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Female 1,984
"Moxie CrimeFighter" --- I know a dog named Moxie!

I`m just glad none of these kids were named Isabella. Too many of them now. X-(

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Female 1,984
I just saw the actual show on wacky baby names a few days ago.

My least favorite is still Fifi Trixibell. *shudders*

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Female 45
I will never for the life of me comprehend why anyone thinks that BROOKLYN is a bizarre name. In terms of being common, that name is right up there with Amanda and Jennifer. Or at least it is where I live.
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Female 112
"Audio Science"?
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Male 1,590
Some of those sound like they could be ¢o¢ktails.

If you really want to see some weird baby names, read the birth announcements in your local newspaper.

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Female 119
Oh, just looked at the link on vladsamaels` post. There are some weirder names there.

Like `depressed cupboard cheesecake` for instance. Who suddenly wakes up and decides `I know, Ill name my kid after a mental illness, somewhere to store my clothes, and my favorite dessert"?

Oh and then theres little Jack Ass who committed suicide and:

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin)

xD Theres some pretty weird names in the world.

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Female 119
Moxie CrimeFighter? Sage Moonblood? What the hell? Do these parents WANT their children to grow up, Kill them, and then kill themselves?

Seriously, Moon Unit? What is that?

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Female 17
I thought a lot of these were cute actually! It`s nice to see unique names...kind of boring to have the same ol same ol all the time. Not everyone wants to be common and that`s a good thing imo. :]
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Female 52
In my experience, people who name their child `Ireland` are generally stupid Irish-Americans who want to blatantly advertise their `roots`. Real Irish people would name their child `Erin`.
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Female 1,832
Fifi Trixibell?
Jermajesty?
Moxie CrimeFighter?

omfg are they serious? what the heck do they think their children are, PETS?

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Female 513
My name is Brooklyn. I like it but I also like the name I`ve chosen for here; Aeladil (Ay-la-dill) but I think I`ll stick with Brooke. ;)
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Male 33
gaia isnt that weird
but others are weird
im glad im not a famous baby
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Female 1,025
Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

i think that`s a beautiful name, really. thats my favorite.

however, the one named "Apple"....wow.

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Female 496
wow...why are these people so retarded? Fifi Trixibell? it sounds like a dog Paris Hilton would have. and who would name their child after superman? and pilot inspektor? what is wrong with these people?
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Female 1,262
`Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence `

I would wake up every morning and punch my mum in the face. I mean in twenty years time all those kids will have those miserable names.

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Female 2,695
Audio Science XD
but yeah, i acctually liked most of those.
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Male 2
And October Mae isn`t bad, I think. May be not common, and even a little bit dissonant, but not bad per se.
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Male 2
Well, take a look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unu...
Also, at work in a call center, I found names like "TurnstotheEast" and commonly "America". Though, yes: some people`s names and countries names are related, in classes of tango there was a woman named Argentina.
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Female 36
i know a girl who wants to name her daughter October Mae. Any thoughts or opinions??
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Female 42
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)


Wth? Why would you name your child Kal-El? Thats just wrong... Even if its Superman`s original birth name..

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Female 4
WOW there are some mental crazy a$$ people in this world who name there kids after friut and countries.strange.


peace<3

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Female 525
haha moon unit
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Male 332
I`m sorry, but Diva Muffin takes the cake, err... muffin.
Moon Unit Zappa will always have a special place in my heart because of Austin Powers.
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Female 145
Meh, I know someone named Liberty.

They missed Alex James` son, Geronimo.

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Male 330
Jazz Domino! YES!

Moxie Crimefighter was pretty good too.

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Female 1,470
...Jesus, man who the hell here would name there kid Camera?
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Male 5,970
And i hate tose links were all the pop-ups come
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Male 5,970
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily
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Female 441
I guess imwierdf cuz i like most of those...yeah sum are retarded but i like wierd names. i think moxiecrimefighter is funny!
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Male 142
Wooo! Zappa!
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Female 120
"Audio Science" & "Pilot Inspektor".... seriously, these parents should be punished for doing that to their babies.
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Female 330
Saffron Sahara could be shortened to just saffron, and saffron isn`t that bad, I`ve heard of quite a few people called saffron.
And some of them were okay (like Satchel, Zola, Suri etc.) They weren`t NORMAL like, katy or amy or anything, but normal names are boring...

And I have a friend called Brooklyn...

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Female 22
I liked Zola. Exotic.
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Female 22
"hello, little boy what`s your name?"
"Aw-dee-yo Sy-ince"
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Female 30
Any name that shouldn`t be a name... like Jason Lee`s kid or Mia Farrow`s. WTF, people? Aren`t celebrity kids going to be scarred enough by their upbringings, at least have the common decency to give them normal names.
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Male 10,440
best ones: audio science, moon unit, Pilot Inspektor, Moxie CrimeFighter, Dweezil
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Male 338
My god, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily?
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Female 913
fodarexiii--you took the words right outta my mouth : )

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Female 688
Jermajesty Jackson - Sound it out, "You`re Majesty"

I think all Jacksons (from that Particular Jackson Family Tree Branch) SHOULD BE BANNED FROM BREEDING. They are no longer in Kansas anymore

What about Cocoa Arquett? I mean why not give that poor little child a stripper pole for christmas.

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Female 75
I wish Stallone was my dad, I`d love a name like Sage Moonblood.
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Female 579
Hmm. How about the names Truth, Purity, Love, and Chaos? I wonder what`d happen if I called my kids that. :D
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Female 76
I`d say Brooklyn is the most stupid. I also find these names having to do with royalty offensive, but I guess you can do worse than engage in crazy wishful thinking.
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Female 65
i like some of them names
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Female 2,220
My name`s Willow!
How dare they say it`s a crazy name!!!!
lol
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Female 2
what the hell is going throught their heads, if i was called something random like that i would chnge my name. i know im gonna call my future child hawk or tree or summat else crap
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Male 810
Rufus Tiger HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Female 345
You may argue about government intervention but many of these are definitaly cases where they should have intervened.

Fifi Trixibell? They just ruined the life of their child.

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Female 81
its better than your child being the 7th michael in their class...
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Female 1,412
Apple? i never did get over that. moon unit is new to me, but ffs who the hell names their kid moon unit?
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Female 364
god.
what in hell inspires parents to give their kids these names?

MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER!

when you get that name, you know your parents hate you.

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Male 779
I like apple. :D

I`ve seen that 4Real one. That made me laugh.

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Female 28
Calico
Like a cat. :]
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Male 521
wtf at some of them names
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Male 1,142
i only looked at the lost to see how Jermajesty was spelled. i feel sorry for that kid. naming a child isnt a popularity game trying to outdo the person befor you your effecting a persons hole life or at least till they get old enuff to ask people to call them something else who know the real name and lie to people they meat.

finding a uncommon name or creating a new name is fine but dont go out of your way for a odd name. thats like saying "please make fun of my child till they develop a tick or go on a shooting spree"

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Male 916
Wow, Audio Science?!?
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Female 59
ok... my mom worked at a hospital, and she was there when a woman tried to name her baby "placenta". and, a woman also tried to name their baby a**hole... but pronounce it "uh-shull-E"
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Female 781
"Fifi Trixibell."

That`s insulting even to a chihuahua.

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Male 270
Audio Science WTF
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Female 152
Moxie CrimeFighter.

Make way for the Moxie CrimeFighter!!! o_O

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Male 73
Diva Muffin............. what a douche.
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Male 623
How about the genius New Zealand couple who wanted...

...4Real

They wanted it exactly like that, 4Real.
It looks like a really cr*ppy screen name.

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Male 695
Wow...those poor babies. If I had a name like Moon Unit I`d have it changed as soon as possible.
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Male 36
Jazz Domino is just about the coolest name I`ve ever heard of.

You should not be able to name your kid Moxie CrimeFighter or Pilot Inspektor.... and Seven just reminds me of Sienfeld

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Female 679
Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

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Female 36
Dear god, Blue Angel...that kid`s totally f*cked when she gets to high school. XD

I do like Ocean, Lennon, and Willow Camille Reign though.

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Female 1,382
I would LOVE to be called Jazz Domino!
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Female 350
Frank zappa was so weird... Lol
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Male 2,216
Moxie CrimeFighter??! FFS that shouldnt be allowed!

Bob Geldof sounds like he wanted drag queens as children.

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Male 121
hey are forgetting blanket Micheal Jacksons kid
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Male 128
I like that Kevin Barnes named his Daughter "Alabee Blonde"
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Female 226
^^ That`s true.
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Female 124
Oh, and "Pilot Inspektor"... what the bajeezus??

Bloodhungry: I actually think Ireland is a pretty name. And what about America, India, Argentina, and Jordan? And actually a lot of countries were named after people, so it works.

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Male 298
lol i would love the name Moon Unit
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Female 226
The worst is any baby named by Frank Zappa. Moon Unit sucks, but what about Dweezil?
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Male 139
There shouldn`t be baby names... the babies who get the horrible names end up being people to. =\
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Male 112
Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)
Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon.
lol funny names
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Female 124
Some of those were tolerable, but "Fifi Trixibell", "Moon Unit", "Moxie CrimeFighter", and "Diva Muffin" get a great big WTF from me.
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Male 193
Satchel or Camera.
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Female 1,596
I think Moxie CrimeFighter is the worst, but I like Blue Angel and Ocean. They`re pretty names.
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Female 12
I like alot of those names, I have definatly heard far worse. But I hate the name Ireland. Who the heck names their kid after a country?
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Male 24
Nothing tops Moon Unit Zappa.
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Female 2,761
Moon Unit? WTF?
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Male 3
Not all of those are so terrible.
Shiloh and Satchel are not all that uncommon.
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Female 2,244
Link: 50 Craziest Celebrity Baby Names [Rate Link] - Which one do you think is the worst?
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