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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 1:53 am
    Link: 10 Best Alcohol Mascots - Seems like about 8 of them are aimed at children.
  2. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:24 am
    I`ve seen Captain Morgan, though he seems gay o.o
  3. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    419 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:24 am
    "him strong!"...haha...so wrong
  4. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:25 am
    i just love how the j. walker icon looks
  5. Profile photo of Raven95
    Raven95 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:26 am
    No Comment.
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    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:30 am
    I don`t think a bat is a kid thing
  7. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:43 am
    Yay for the Bacardi Bat!
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    macedonpimp Male 13-17
    157 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:44 am
    ^^ same here. no1 can beat the bat
  9. Profile photo of browndog1981
    browndog1981 Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:44 am
    Hooray for Guinness
  10. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 3:11 am
    Now this is an interesting article. Too bad there aren`t as many Jägerettes around; unless I`m not hanging out in the right bars.
  11. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Man, I have a Sh|t load of Barcardi merch... It`s so cool XD
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    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:10 am
    I read a book once, well, several times, it`s my favorite, and it talks about Johnny Walker. "When I was a little kid, I used to look at the empty bottles she`d leave on the coffee table. I used to look at the picture of Johnny Walker on the label, this dandy with a monocle marching off somewhere, grinning. I like him, I wondered why he was so happy. The look on his face mad me imagine that he knew some funny secret, some inside joke. Looking at the picture years later, I understood what he thought was so funny. I got the joke, but it wasn`t too funny to me"
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:12 am
    The Bacardi bat and Guiness toucan rock
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    nescient1 Male 18-29
    521 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:13 am
    Raven95
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    4 Posts Monday, July 16, 2007 2:26:03 AM
    No Comment.
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    Then why the F*** did you post?!...Idiot
  15. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:15 am
    Soooo which ones are aimed at kids then ? bedsides the bird with the big nose and the pissed skunk
  16. Profile photo of Taurwen
    Taurwen Female 18-29
    39 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:25 am
    that was pretty interesting.
  17. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:29 am
    Skunk? Shanir, what the hell are you talking about?? )-|

    I just remembered, some of my favourite pubs have those old-fashioned Guiness posters (except for Big Chief Toucan, naturally). Now I understand the one with all the animals on it.

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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 5:38 am
    Well, the earlier you start, the more money they make.
  19. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 6:20 am
    Alcohol is the best.
  20. Profile photo of garr1
    garr1 Male 18-29
    32 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 8:14 am
    Hey, where`s Duffman?
  21. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 9:54 am
    HEY - what about Spuds Mackenzie (Bud Light)? What about the Coors Light Beer Wolf? Damn - those are CLASSIC mascots!!!
  22. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 10:15 am
    garr1.....you stole my thunder....LOL

    Don`t forget Mel Gibson ;)

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    acdc_rocks91 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 10:18 am
    mmm jãgermeister is the coolest one
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 10:59 am
    Jäger and Wild Turkey = death >_<
  25. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
    743 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 11:03 am
    I only saw the bear aimed at childrin but the Guiness toucan was everywhere when I went to Ireland.
  26. Profile photo of Upaut
    Upaut Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 11:37 am
    All I see aimed at children are the bear and the toucan. The other icons can`t possibly have been aimed at children, even to this day.

    Heck, half of those icons were originally aimed at the working man of the time: Striding Man, Girl on the Moon, Capt. Morgan, and Mr. Boston. The idea was to get the working man thinking that if he drank this liquor, he`d be drinking the same thing that some posh rich guy was drinking.

    Oh, and true death is a shot of 151, without a chaser.

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    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    the captain morgan one looked more than evil lolz
  28. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    Christ now i really know am not a drinker, the only one i recognised was the Johnny Walker one.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    I had seen Johnny Walker, Jägermeister and Bacardi, I know what Guinness is, not a clue what the rest is.

    "Miller High Life Beer

    Generations of High Lifers know her well, and they should: she’s been giving them the eye from the neck of The Champagne of Beers for a century."

    ...scuse me? Champagne of beer? Has to be an american writing that article.

  30. Profile photo of flying_ltj
    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    How the St. Paulie Girl, a young blond with over sized breasts holding two big mugs of beer, didnt make the top ten blows my mind.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    there`s alot of them i don`t konw. but i don`t drink so maybe that`s why. i didn`t know there was a guinness toucan even though i`ve seen guinness a million times.
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    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    St. Pauli girl was my favorite as well, flying_ltj. And the slogan, "You never forget your first girl," was positively brilliant.

    I had no idea the Guinness mascot was a toucan. That doesn`t seem to make any sense.

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    Alcippe Female 13-17
    130 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:21 pm
    Tiredofnicks, Miller High Life has been claiming that they are the champange of beers for forever. Probally ever since the beer was invented. If you kept reading the article, im pretty sure the author actually states that they claim to be, and he never stated his opinion on if it is or not.

    And i dont know what kind of kid buddy was, but i could only see 2 of those possibly being aimed at children.

  34. Profile photo of Smithdan
    Smithdan Male 13-17
    28 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    UMMM what about the Rolling Rock Beer Ape? Maybe this will refresh your memory.

    Beer Aper

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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 4:59 pm
    boring.. beer is gross..
  36. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    ^IT`S AN ACQUIRED TASTE...
  37. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    I call bullshi*t The Green fairy isn`t up there.
  38. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    i only knew the guinness toucan,
    captain morgan pirate,
    and bacardi bat.

    anyway, they all suck.
    and alcohol is horrible for you.

  39. Profile photo of one4u2nv
    one4u2nv Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    "...scuse me? Champagne of beer? Has to be an american writing that article."

    Actually that happens to be their slogan. It`s printed on every bottle.

    Take the time to research things before you bash a whole country please.

  40. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    July 17, 2007 at 8:25 pm
    Wild Turkey... ahhh... brings back healthy childhood memories of my alcoholic mother...

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