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Date: 06/29/07 02:15 AM

98 Responses to Zombie Kids Say The Darndest Things

  1. Profile photo of ieatdirthxc
    ieatdirthxc Male 13-17
    19 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    Link: Zombie Kids Say The Darndest Things - He`s undead, cut him some slack.
  2. Profile photo of cryndigo
    cryndigo Female 30-39
    143 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    I couldn`t understand what he said.
  3. Profile photo of kihoshi
    kihoshi Female 18-29
    27 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:17 am
    I think he said he liked turtles.
  4. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1550 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:18 am
    hahahaha i saw it b4 on YTMND but still funny as hell
  5. Profile photo of DemonGurl
    DemonGurl Female 13-17
    71 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:19 am
    i like turtles too.
  6. Profile photo of Ryu-ko
    Ryu-ko Female 18-29
    37 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Personally, little dude, Raphael`s my favorite.
  7. Profile photo of pinkerbel04
    pinkerbel04 Female 18-29
    7 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:32 am
    LOL. aw what he said was cute, but really random.
  8. Profile photo of IceWater
    IceWater Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:32 am
    News just in! A new face makeup may cause permenent stupidity in kids 10 years of age or younger.
  9. Profile photo of Sporx
    Sporx Female 13-17
    365 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Hmm.. that sounds exactly like something i would say.
  10. Profile photo of 72tour
    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Oh wow. I don`t think I`ll mention my Oregonian pride anymore...
  11. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:44 am
    I like turtles!
  12. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:47 am
    xD
    Best. Zombie. Ever.
  13. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:48 am
    turtles kick a/ss. oh and how random was that?
  14. Profile photo of piratexdave
    piratexdave Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:09 am
    I liked her reaction, but still I probably would have talked more to that kid it would probably be better than anything else they were showing that day.
  15. Profile photo of beanboy
    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:09 am
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=JZb1pRBQw6Y
  16. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I like turtles, too.

    What? It`s true...

  17. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    422 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:18 am
    turtles are the #1 pet for zombies
  18. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:20 am
    That was halarious.
  19. Profile photo of acidpixi
    acidpixi Female 18-29
    110 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:30 am
    My 4 year old says Leonardo is the best!
  20. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:35 am
    The second he said "I loik tortows" I knew he was american to some degree
  21. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:35 am
    The kid likes turtles.

    And acidpixi, your 4 year old is right...Leo is the best.

  22. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Kid got it wrong. It`s BRAINS.

    "I like brains".

  23. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:01 am
    I like monkeys!
  24. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:13 am
    I dratING LOVE MY STATE
  25. Profile photo of eyesore
    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:00 am
    lol I think he got a little confused there.
    Turtles? Brains? What`s the difference...
  26. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:30 am
    that kids badass, or mentally challenged, whos got the guts to say something totally random like that on live news, bet he gets crap for it `til he`s twenty though
  27. Profile photo of tricky13
    tricky13 Female 18-29
    145 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:06 am
    i thought it would be something funnier.....
  28. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:58 am
    Turtles are awesome.
  29. Profile photo of boredrocker
    boredrocker Male 13-17
    51 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:19 am
    i like turtles, specially michaelangelo!! sh*t spellin, but sure..
  30. Profile photo of skullylake
    skullylake Female 13-17
    59 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:40 am
    Photoshopped!
  31. Profile photo of RaginCooCah
    RaginCooCah Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:49 am
    FAKE!

    j/k, AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

    i watched it like 50 times...

    both of their expressions are funny as hell!

  32. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:26 am
    i like turtles 2
    turtles forever!
  33. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:53 am
    This is a meme now.

    I LIKE TURTLES!

  34. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:55 am
    Next time a reporter or news people ask you a question just answer: I LIKE TURTLE!

    =D

  35. Profile photo of marchhare123
    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:55 am
    The best, you could hear the news reporter starting to want to laugh.
  36. Profile photo of Ianislevi
    Ianislevi Male 18-29
    209 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:38 am
    There are some real idiots here, from Oregon, and there are some smart ones. I stay and fight for the OR!

    Oh, right. This kid`s one of the idiots.

  37. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:38 am
    LOL
  38. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:39 am
    Does someone listen to Free Beer and Hot Wings... ;D
  39. Profile photo of LuvGabeDamon
    LuvGabeDamon Female 13-17
    11 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    Psh, I`m way cooler than this kid. I don`t LIKE turtles. I LOVE turtles. Franklin the turtle is my boyfriend.
  40. Profile photo of edron122
    edron122 Male 13-17
    41 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    lol i would say the same except it wouldnt b turtles it would b CoWZ11111
  41. Profile photo of sniugnep
    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    Wow...

    That was... random. But cool...

    Turtle rule!

  42. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    hahahaha, i just love the look on his face, after he says it.
    kindof a look of satisfaction.
    "i wike turtles.... ^-^"
  43. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    i want to give that kid a high five! =)
  44. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    what??
  45. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    I want `I Like Turtles` tattooed across my f*ckin ass now!! : ]]]]]
  46. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    ....to eat or to play turtle ball with.......
  47. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    Haha
  48. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    I love turtles WTF
  49. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    Well zombies have never been known for their conversational abilities.
    I also like turtles.
  50. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    This child reminds me of myself. I was once interviewed by the school newspaper, they asked me what I thought about the theme for homecoming and I said "Koolaid burns when it comes out your nose."

    Rock the f.uck on zombie kid.

  51. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    i went to that carnival...crazy people.
    portland oregon is the greatest city on earth
  52. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL omfglog!!!! that was the best thing ever "I like turtles" lol, he should get an award
  53. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    hahahaha... "i like turtles" :)
  54. Profile photo of kittyperson
    kittyperson Female 13-17
    136 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    apparently the kid likes turtles
  55. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:44 pm
    Hahahahhaahahhahahhaaa.
  56. Profile photo of gmfreak356
    gmfreak356 Male 30-39
    35 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    I think he was mentally retarded, no offense
  57. Profile photo of phobophobic
    phobophobic Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    HOLY RANDOMNESS BATMAN!!!
  58. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    I like tuwtles
  59. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
    713 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    Portland is awesome.
  60. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    That would`ve been funnier to me if there weren`t these kids who come to the library (where i work) and say stupid crap like that almost everyday...
  61. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:36 pm
    lol the face the news lady makes after he says i like turtles is hilarious
  62. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    hahah. News lady = pwned
  63. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    He should have said, "I LIEK MUDKIP".
  64. Profile photo of geetar6262
    geetar6262 Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    i used to live in portland :)
  65. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    Best statement ever! :D Turtles are wonderful!
  66. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    omfg stupid kid...i think he rides the small bus i think every 1 there does
  67. Profile photo of VONLINE
    VONLINE Male 18-29
    578 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    The funniest thing is that he probably waited like 10 minutes to say that. Going over it again and again in his head.
  68. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    Oh he said turtles...I was thinking something totally different...
  69. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    I don`t appreciate that zombie child offending the turtle population the way he just did. I am sueing.

    I am also CAARAZY.

  70. Profile photo of KissDontKill
    KissDontKill Female 13-17
    36 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    i could have sworn he said i like girdles.
  71. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:13 pm
    I, too, like turtles.
  72. Profile photo of TforTom
    TforTom Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    This child is a legend! Somebody give him a television show/religion as I believe is the custom nowadays, rock on turtle child!
  73. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    ROFL. It took me a few plays to understand what the hell he said.
  74. Profile photo of Lompocus
    Lompocus Male 13-17
    296 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:21 pm
    LOLOLOL
    so simple, yet so funny
  75. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:21 pm
    ROFL
    THAT KID IS THE BEST
  76. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:18 pm
    hahahaha
  77. Profile photo of NiBar
    NiBar Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:34 am
    LOL he`s probably making fun out of the stupid reporter for:
    1. Covering this pooty event.
    2. Asking a pooty question.
  78. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:39 am
    was that it?
    turtles?
  79. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:45 am
    haha..I didn`t think it was that funny when I first watched it...but the more I think about it, the more I can`t stop laughing...haha..priceless
  80. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:47 am
    haha...I also how right after he says it, he gives that "what the hell did I just say?" face...
  81. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:50 am
    .....................


    Satan

  82. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:33 am
    WAIT.

    Play the movie backwards in slow motion, if you listen carefully, the kid says "HAIL SATAN AND HITLER WHAT I AM REALLY SAYING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TURTLES MUAHAHAHAHAHAH BURNNNNNNN!"

    I`m serious.

  83. Profile photo of iamcool09889
    iamcool09889 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:39 am
    lol i like turtles to !!!!!!!!!
  84. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 8:17 am
    yea turtles are pretty cool
  85. Profile photo of littlewooll8
    littlewooll8 Male 13-17
    115 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 11:32 am
    the new reporter was like stunned for a second and she couldnt think of what to say... way to go zombie kid

    TURTLES FTW

  86. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    ..? greattt...
  87. Profile photo of danielle1987
    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    hahah seeing that and then reading these comments made me laugh so hard last night.
  88. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:40 pm
    ^^^^

    You`re hot and born the same year I did.
    Plz marry me.

  89. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    That kid rules!

    Oregon Rules!!

    Floater is God!

  90. Profile photo of Isomat
    Isomat Male 30-39
    8 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 12:32 am
    Turtles rock
  91. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 1:05 am
    I like turtles too. Usually sauteed in a nice garlic white wine sauce paired with a kicky beaujoliet. :-P
  92. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 1:46 am
    I don`t know why people are saying the kid`s an idiot, he`s just giving a perfectly valid opinion on what he thinks about turtles - an opinion that I share.
  93. Profile photo of Mikey-EH
    Mikey-EH Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 9:02 am
    im sure he said "i like girdles" lmfao :D
  94. Profile photo of kidatheart88
    kidatheart88 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    Why does he remind me of Bart Simpson?
  95. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
    145 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    turtles lol i think he might want turtle BRAINS instead though...
  96. Profile photo of Twisted048
    Twisted048 Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 3, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    lmao i think that face paint mightve sunk into his brain
  97. Profile photo of lulk
    lulk Male 13-17
    2 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 8:58 am
    who the drat dosnt like turtles
  98. Profile photo of x-person
    x-person Male 13-17
    32 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    heh i like turtles too

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