Zombie Kids Say The Darndest Things

Submitted by: ieatdirthxc 10 years ago in Funny
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He"s undead, cut him some slack.
There are 98 comments:
Male 32
heh i like turtles too
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Male 2
who the drat dosnt like turtles
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Male 10
lmao i think that face paint mightve sunk into his brain
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Male 145
turtles lol i think he might want turtle BRAINS instead though...
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Female 37
Why does he remind me of Bart Simpson?
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Male 27
im sure he said "i like girdles" lmfao :D
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Female 673
I don`t know why people are saying the kid`s an idiot, he`s just giving a perfectly valid opinion on what he thinks about turtles - an opinion that I share.
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Female 533
I like turtles too. Usually sauteed in a nice garlic white wine sauce paired with a kicky beaujoliet. :-P
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Male 8
Turtles rock
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Male 897
That kid rules!

Oregon Rules!!

Floater is God!

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Male 189
^^^^

You`re hot and born the same year I did.
Plz marry me.

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Female 76
hahah seeing that and then reading these comments made me laugh so hard last night.
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Male 1,079
..? greattt...
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Male 115
the new reporter was like stunned for a second and she couldnt think of what to say... way to go zombie kid

TURTLES FTW

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Female 576
yea turtles are pretty cool
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Male 7
lol i like turtles to !!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,486
WAIT.

Play the movie backwards in slow motion, if you listen carefully, the kid says "HAIL SATAN AND HITLER WHAT I AM REALLY SAYING HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TURTLES MUAHAHAHAHAHAH BURNNNNNNN!"

I`m serious.

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Male 528
.....................


Satan

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Male 418
haha...I also how right after he says it, he gives that "what the hell did I just say?" face...
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Male 418
haha..I didn`t think it was that funny when I first watched it...but the more I think about it, the more I can`t stop laughing...haha..priceless
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Female 137
was that it?
turtles?
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Male 4
LOL he`s probably making fun out of the stupid reporter for:
1. Covering this pooty event.
2. Asking a pooty question.
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Male 1,364
hahahaha
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Male 366
ROFL
THAT KID IS THE BEST
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Male 296
LOLOLOL
so simple, yet so funny
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Male 1,149
ROFL. It took me a few plays to understand what the hell he said.
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Male 7
This child is a legend! Somebody give him a television show/religion as I believe is the custom nowadays, rock on turtle child!
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Male 385
I, too, like turtles.
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Female 36
i could have sworn he said i like girdles.
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Female 1,397
I don`t appreciate that zombie child offending the turtle population the way he just did. I am sueing.

I am also CAARAZY.

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Male 437
Oh he said turtles...I was thinking something totally different...
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Male 578
The funniest thing is that he probably waited like 10 minutes to say that. Going over it again and again in his head.
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Female 1,890
omfg stupid kid...i think he rides the small bus i think every 1 there does
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Female 986
Best statement ever! :D Turtles are wonderful!
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Male 9
i used to live in portland :)
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Male 2,486
He should have said, "I LIEK MUDKIP".
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Male 548
hahah. News lady = pwned
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Male 163
lol the face the news lady makes after he says i like turtles is hilarious
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Female 269
That would`ve been funnier to me if there weren`t these kids who come to the library (where i work) and say stupid crap like that almost everyday...
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Male 713
Portland is awesome.
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Male 1,370
I like tuwtles
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Female 45
HOLY RANDOMNESS BATMAN!!!
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Male 35
I think he was mentally retarded, no offense
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Female 2,220
Hahahahhaahahhahahhaaa.
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Female 136
apparently the kid likes turtles
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Female 681
hahahaha... "i like turtles" :)
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Male 108
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL omfglog!!!! that was the best thing ever "I like turtles" lol, he should get an award
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Female 430
i went to that carnival...crazy people.
portland oregon is the greatest city on earth
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Female 158
This child reminds me of myself. I was once interviewed by the school newspaper, they asked me what I thought about the theme for homecoming and I said "Koolaid burns when it comes out your nose."

Rock the f.uck on zombie kid.

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Female 690
Well zombies have never been known for their conversational abilities.
I also like turtles.
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Male 919
I love turtles WTF
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Female 493
Haha
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Male 1,485
....to eat or to play turtle ball with.......
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Female 815
I want `I Like Turtles` tattooed across my f*ckin ass now!! : ]]]]]
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Female 182
what??
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Male 703
i want to give that kid a high five! =)
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Female 145
hahahaha, i just love the look on his face, after he says it.
kindof a look of satisfaction.
"i wike turtles.... ^-^"
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Female 330
Wow...

That was... random. But cool...

Turtle rule!

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Male 41
lol i would say the same except it wouldnt b turtles it would b CoWZ11111
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Female 11
Psh, I`m way cooler than this kid. I don`t LIKE turtles. I LOVE turtles. Franklin the turtle is my boyfriend.
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Female 748
Does someone listen to Free Beer and Hot Wings... ;D
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Female 3,574
LOL
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Male 209
There are some real idiots here, from Oregon, and there are some smart ones. I stay and fight for the OR!

Oh, right. This kid`s one of the idiots.

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Male 547
The best, you could hear the news reporter starting to want to laugh.
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Male 2,172
Next time a reporter or news people ask you a question just answer: I LIKE TURTLE!

=D

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Male 2,172
This is a meme now.

I LIKE TURTLES!

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Male 970
i like turtles 2
turtles forever!
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Male 9
FAKE!

j/k, AHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS HILARIOUS!

i watched it like 50 times...

both of their expressions are funny as hell!

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Female 59
Photoshopped!
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Male 51
i like turtles, specially michaelangelo!! sh*t spellin, but sure..
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Female 428
Turtles are awesome.
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Female 145
i thought it would be something funnier.....
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Male 4,793
that kids badass, or mentally challenged, whos got the guts to say something totally random like that on live news, bet he gets crap for it `til he`s twenty though
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Female 170
lol I think he got a little confused there.
Turtles? Brains? What`s the difference...
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Male 699
I dratING LOVE MY STATE
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Male 410
I like monkeys!
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Male 4,012
Kid got it wrong. It`s BRAINS.

"I like brains".

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Male 569
The kid likes turtles.

And acidpixi, your 4 year old is right...Leo is the best.

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Male 240
The second he said "I loik tortows" I knew he was american to some degree
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Female 110
My 4 year old says Leonardo is the best!
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Male 506
That was halarious.
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Male 422
turtles are the #1 pet for zombies
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Female 673
I like turtles, too.

What? It`s true...

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Male 7
I liked her reaction, but still I probably would have talked more to that kid it would probably be better than anything else they were showing that day.
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Female 1,832
turtles kick a/ss. oh and how random was that?
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Female 496
xD
Best. Zombie. Ever.
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Male 896
I like turtles!
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Male 222
Oh wow. I don`t think I`ll mention my Oregonian pride anymore...
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Female 365
Hmm.. that sounds exactly like something i would say.
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Male 155
News just in! A new face makeup may cause permenent stupidity in kids 10 years of age or younger.
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Female 7
LOL. aw what he said was cute, but really random.
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Female 37
Personally, little dude, Raphael`s my favorite.
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Female 71
i like turtles too.
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Male 1,550
hahahaha i saw it b4 on YTMND but still funny as hell
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Female 27
I think he said he liked turtles.
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Female 143
I couldn`t understand what he said.
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Male 19
Link: Zombie Kids Say The Darndest Things [Rate Link] - He`s undead, cut him some slack.
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