Worst BJ Ever

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1764532
Who knew it could be so unsexy? Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
There are 105 comments:
Male 2,586
she`s ginger!!!
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Female 96
making it flt is the onyl wya to do it!! lolz jpjp!
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Female 18
....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girls! this is what u do if some minger wants sex with you!
xXx
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Female 364
lmfao ><
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Male 205
OWW!
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Male 1,837
huh, thats gonna be a new one. how does a va**** all dry? O.o
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Male 9
Ahaha,
That`s scary!
Flat blow-job.....
I wonder how this guy is gonna be walking for the rest of his life....
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Male 51
that`s awful!!!! i feel soooooo disturbed and, and scarred!!! her face is gonna haunt me forever....:-(
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Male 220
lol... wow... just ow....
Helped by the fact that she was very hot however ^_^
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Female 1,468
Haha... she was great. I don`t know why I found the way she chomped her (perfect) teeth to be funny, but I did.
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Female 781
"How much teeth do you want?"
"No... no teeth?"

Hahaha... Poor guy...

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Male 437
"sometimes I flick doritos off of my boyfriends penis into my mouth."

umm...oooooooooook...

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Male 150
not ugly...liked how she thought the basics were kinky. No biting, no sandpaper, no smashing"i`ve never tried it ...non-gore" she might say.
I don`t want to know your name,
i just want BANG BANG BANG.
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Male 82
Oh dear god...
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Female 5
funny when she started clapping her hands together, and was like guys love it when it`s like a desert in my mouth or something like that...but who would want it dry.... lol.
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Male 1,704
holy hell that clap made me cringe.
funny stuff.
big up derrick comedy
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Male 129
yes! nice and flat!
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Female 182
ok >-(
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Female 795
ha ha thats the opposite of what is good. heh :]
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Male 1
"its like a desert in my mouth"
awesome line.

this is really funny

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Male 422
cheapnbeefy

wtf why????

i didnt want to know that!!

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Female 873
Lol
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Male 11,739
That was supposed to be funny? Try again.
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Female 62
Haha that was awesome. I think she`s pretty too. The guy`s awkwardness haha so funny.
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Male 957
she is so ugly. i thought it was funny though.
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Female 878
"Oh, no, please don`t do that."
Lahmauw.
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Female 198
she looks like my cousin.
my cousins name is cody.
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Female 157
ummm What the hell was that??? ...other that completely lame?
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Male 1,725
something tells me it was a skit...)-|
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Female 876
That was horribly un-funny.
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Male 115
...wait thats not how BJs are supposed to be....i am calling my girlfriend RIGHT now....*indistinct muttering*
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Female 70
sometimes I flick doritos off of my boyfriends penis into my mouth.
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Male 425
"all i see is like a chick... there is like no movie *tear*"
You have to click on the picture to play it. ;)
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Male 2
Wow, just wow.
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Male 425
lol, I stopped watching as soon as she demonstrated that "thing" She does with her hands. OUCH!!!
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Male 619
Guys like BJs in general, you can do fancy stuff to impress them and make the whole thing go faster.
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Female 1,134
and that girl would apear in every guys nightmare biting the dicks of men....they should make a video about the lessons to giving a BJ.
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Male 2,605
"overmann, this is IAB. If you want something educational go watch the Discovery Channel or something."

Obviously I know this is IAB, fool. If you are slyly trying to imply this website doesn`t occasionally bother posting anything of merit or that which is educational, perhaps you should do your research? It should also be apparent that I do not merely wish to watch some quality programming or read some ground-breaking internet articles because I certainly can and do go to other sites. No, I`m pushing for a stronger balance here. Why should you care what I want when for every one scientific article or video you get mounds of other trivial links?

I`d like to point out that IAB does not boast a cure for boredom, but rather offers a place to vent that boredom. Why not keep people occupied with something they can learn from?

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Female 89
I thought it was cute. She was cute too.
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Female 322
"And I`m gonna do this thing with my hands..."

*SLAP!!!!!*

I nearly fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard. It looked like she was going to do this nice caressing motion until WHAM!

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Male 284
AHHHHHHHHHH! Someone sledge hammer her to the face I don`t care if this is scripted I was cringing with projected pain
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Female 51
i thought it was hysterical....all i kept thinking about was the look of horror i know my boyfriend would have on his face if i told him something like that while i was about to give him a BJ!!! classic!!!! lmfao.....
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Male 21
Man i got an erection tghen she did the sandspaper thing the i was klike owwwwwww!
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Female 488
overmann, this is IAB. If you want something educational go watch the Discovery Channel or something.

Love Derrick Comedy. <3

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Male 104
...<Shudders>..
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Male 204
that would so disappoint me!!
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Male 139
well, anyway...

I`d hit it.

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Male 245
......yeah so,what`s her number?
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Male 651
there`s nothing wrong with gingers
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Male 437
Im scared.........especially the teeth part, I dont want any `chomp chomp`...............
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Female 2,084
wtf. hahahaha.
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Female 37
"Don`t ever do that to anybody."
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Male 189
"eww who does ANYTHING with a ginger."

First, that doesn`t seem to be a question.
Second, ARE YOU dratIN KIDDING?Gingers are like THE SEXIEST girls. Damn. You are all weirdos.

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Female 913
she was freaking me out.
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Female 675
all i see is like a chick... there is like no movie *tear*
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Female 76
omg, that poor guy!!!
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Female 1,397
eww who does ANYTHING with a ginger.
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Male 619
I have no idea why but when she spoke like that she kinda seemed nice. The ending was the best part BTW.
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Male 167
what do you expect, shes ginger.
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Male 195
all it showed for me was a face...is that it?
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Female 250
...well then. X-(
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Female 1,412
I hate that tooth noise.

Also, I had to watch this s.ex ed video in school, and this total geek was saying how she gave her boyfriend a bj and broke her jaw and the whole school found out..

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Male 42
... just see her pulling her pants off and having teeth as well ¬¬
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Male 1,364
hahahaha, ouch
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Female 1,832
What the he/ll did I just watch???
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Male 2,605
"Idk overman I think that was pretty educational."

While this link can be considered informative, by no means is it considered educational. More than anything it`s simple entertainment (just look what category it`s in).

I`d like to see more legitimate science links. I just did a search and there`s seemingly nothing at all on even Carl Sagan or Michio Kaku or Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

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Male 452
Sandpaper LOL! Lol WTF
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Female 331
I giggled when she described what she was going to do with her hands.

The rest was just kind of :-|

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Male 522
... and your crazy Lochness- that chick was hot.
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Male 522
That turned me on for some reason...
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Male 422
me too moracca me too...
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Male 43
am I the only one who was slightly aroused by watching that?
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Male 643
She had pretty teeth.
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Female 815
She was so ugly! And...that was just creepy and....eurgh.
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Male 1,404
Crazy bi_tch!
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Male 167
^^You don`t say
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Male 48
fake... it was scripted
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Female 74
Thanks for the tips *takes mental notes*
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Male 167
I watched it without sound, and it was still scary. Though I still found her strangely hot.
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Male 147
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

OH MY GAWD!! AS SOON AS SHE STARTED CHOMPING, I JUST CURLED UP AND DIED...I GOT HALF WAY THROUGH, does it get worse? SOOO SCARY!!

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Female 1,071
That was uncomfortable... o_O And kinda scary...
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Female 553
I`m pretty open to humor, but this is the worst kind of humor. I thought this was terrrrrrrrible. And I would love tosee some more overmann links.
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Male 291
as soon as she started slamming her hands together i had to stop it due to the imaginary sympathy pain...
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Female 338
Idk overman I think that was pretty educational. I had no idea that guys don`t like a little of the "chompy chompy".
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Male 2,605
Why do we have stupid sh*t like this appear once in a while on I-A-B without an equal amount of merited and educational links displayed with equal frequency? Accept some of my links once in a while, I`ll ensure a nice balance is kept.
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Female 250
should be named how to get out of giving a bj
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Female 560
what a strange girl
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Male 970
ok, that was stupid…
…but funny
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Female 26
oh baby. SO dry. it hurts
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Female 239
I couldn`t make it all the way through. It was too painfully awkward. X-(
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Male 89
XD

I was starting to hurt just watching that.

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Male 1,263
Lmfao wow. Just...wow lol
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Female 182
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA sorry. that was kind of uncomfortable to watch but it was funny
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Female 86
poor poor guy, he`s gonna need a lot of vaseline after that BJ!
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Female 133
Boooo-urns!
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Female 1,065
umm.. yeah boring.

Maybe it`s cause I`m a girl?

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Male 98
Beast, you fail to see the genious in Derrick Comedy. They are completely original and creative. They put a twist on everything that usual comics do. You have no idea. But I don`t care.

Lol PENIS SLAP! I like it nice and flat. Oh yeah.

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Male 108
BORING
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Male 14
*cringe* I can`t believe i made it through all that.
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Male 1,623
I watched for 2 seconds, then I pissed my pants in fear. I DARE YOU TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF IT!
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Male 337
hahaha "N-no, that`s the opposite of what is good..."
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Male 181
lol im gonna my tongue like sandpaper! hahahah!
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Male 29
ow that would hurt...sand paper......like on your weiner
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Male 72
Haha Omg that`s terrible.
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Male 10,115
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