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Date: 06/24/07 02:04 AM

105 Responses to Worst BJ Ever

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:16 am
    Link: Worst BJ Ever - Who knew it could be so unsexy? Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of zerosk8er
    zerosk8er Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Haha Omg that`s terrible.
  3. Profile photo of nerdpickle13
    nerdpickle13 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:10 am
    ow that would hurt...sand paper......like on your weiner
  4. Profile photo of yotimes3
    yotimes3 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:10 am
    lol im gonna my tongue like sandpaper! hahahah!
  5. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
    hahaha "N-no, that`s the opposite of what is good..."
  6. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:28 am
    I watched for 2 seconds, then I pissed my pants in fear. I DARE YOU TO WATCH THE WHOLE OF IT!
  7. Profile photo of Godzilla27
    Godzilla27 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:34 am
    *cringe* I can`t believe i made it through all that.
  8. Profile photo of thebeast12
    thebeast12 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:43 am
    BORING
  9. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Beast, you fail to see the genious in Derrick Comedy. They are completely original and creative. They put a twist on everything that usual comics do. You have no idea. But I don`t care.

    Lol PENIS SLAP! I like it nice and flat. Oh yeah.

  10. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:53 am
    umm.. yeah boring.

    Maybe it`s cause I`m a girl?

  11. Profile photo of Zztoch
    Zztoch Female 18-29
    133 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:56 am
    Boooo-urns!
  12. Profile photo of nimsay
    nimsay Female 18-29
    86 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:57 am
    poor poor guy, he`s gonna need a lot of vaseline after that BJ!
  13. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:05 am
    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA sorry. that was kind of uncomfortable to watch but it was funny
  14. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:14 am
    Lmfao wow. Just...wow lol
  15. Profile photo of UndKeineEier
    UndKeineEier Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:14 am
    XD

    I was starting to hurt just watching that.

  16. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:19 am
    I couldn`t make it all the way through. It was too painfully awkward. X-(
  17. Profile photo of booboo89s
    booboo89s Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:23 am
    oh baby. SO dry. it hurts
  18. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:29 am
    ok, that was stupid…
    …but funny
  19. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:34 am
    what a strange girl
  20. Profile photo of vancouverite
    vancouverite Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:00 am
    should be named how to get out of giving a bj
  21. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:08 am
    Why do we have stupid sh*t like this appear once in a while on I-A-B without an equal amount of merited and educational links displayed with equal frequency? Accept some of my links once in a while, I`ll ensure a nice balance is kept.
  22. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    339 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:18 am
    Idk overman I think that was pretty educational. I had no idea that guys don`t like a little of the "chompy chompy".
  23. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:35 am
    as soon as she started slamming her hands together i had to stop it due to the imaginary sympathy pain...
  24. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:44 am
    I`m pretty open to humor, but this is the worst kind of humor. I thought this was terrrrrrrrible. And I would love tosee some more overmann links.
  25. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:01 am
    That was uncomfortable... o_O And kinda scary...
  26. Profile photo of your_majesty
    your_majesty Male 13-17
    147 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:42 am
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!

    OH MY GAWD!! AS SOON AS SHE STARTED CHOMPING, I JUST CURLED UP AND DIED...I GOT HALF WAY THROUGH, does it get worse? SOOO SCARY!!

  27. Profile photo of wtfstoner55
    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:34 am
    I watched it without sound, and it was still scary. Though I still found her strangely hot.
  28. Profile photo of Sephrenia
    Sephrenia Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:47 am
    Thanks for the tips *takes mental notes*
  29. Profile photo of AtomicAtari
    AtomicAtari Male 13-17
    48 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:58 am
    fake... it was scripted
  30. Profile photo of wtfstoner55
    wtfstoner55 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:05 am
    ^^You don`t say
  31. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:37 am
    Crazy bi_tch!
  32. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:05 am
    She was so ugly! And...that was just creepy and....eurgh.
  33. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:52 am
    She had pretty teeth.
  34. Profile photo of moracca
    moracca Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:29 am
    am I the only one who was slightly aroused by watching that?
  35. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    424 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:41 am
    me too moracca me too...
  36. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    That turned me on for some reason...
  37. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:11 pm
    ... and your crazy Lochness- that chick was hot.
  38. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    I giggled when she described what she was going to do with her hands.

    The rest was just kind of :-|

  39. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    Sandpaper LOL! Lol WTF
  40. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    "Idk overman I think that was pretty educational."

    While this link can be considered informative, by no means is it considered educational. More than anything it`s simple entertainment (just look what category it`s in).

    I`d like to see more legitimate science links. I just did a search and there`s seemingly nothing at all on even Carl Sagan or Michio Kaku or Neil DeGrasse Tyson.

  41. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    What the he/ll did I just watch???
  42. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    hahahaha, ouch
  43. Profile photo of vladisrafel
    vladisrafel Male 18-29
    42 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    ... just see her pulling her pants off and having teeth as well ¬¬
  44. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    I hate that tooth noise.

    Also, I had to watch this s.ex ed video in school, and this total geek was saying how she gave her boyfriend a bj and broke her jaw and the whole school found out..

  45. Profile photo of Holly69
    Holly69 Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    ...well then. X-(
  46. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    all it showed for me was a face...is that it?
  47. Profile photo of rofl-sockz13
    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:18 pm
    what do you expect, shes ginger.
  48. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    I have no idea why but when she spoke like that she kinda seemed nice. The ending was the best part BTW.
  49. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    eww who does ANYTHING with a ginger.
  50. Profile photo of 14u2njoy
    14u2njoy Female 13-17
    76 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    omg, that poor guy!!!
  51. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    all i see is like a chick... there is like no movie *tear*
  52. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    she was freaking me out.
  53. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    "eww who does ANYTHING with a ginger."

    First, that doesn`t seem to be a question.
    Second, ARE YOU dratIN KIDDING?Gingers are like THE SEXIEST girls. Damn. You are all weirdos.

  54. Profile photo of kidatheart88
    kidatheart88 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:03 pm
    "Don`t ever do that to anybody."
  55. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    wtf. hahahaha.
  56. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    Im scared.........especially the teeth part, I dont want any `chomp chomp`...............
  57. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    there`s nothing wrong with gingers
  58. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    ......yeah so,what`s her number?
  59. Profile photo of carldec
    carldec Male 40-49
    140 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    well, anyway...

    I`d hit it.

  60. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    that would so disappoint me!!
  61. Profile photo of Fanaticirony
    Fanaticirony Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    ...<Shudders>..
  62. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:29 pm
    overmann, this is IAB. If you want something educational go watch the Discovery Channel or something.

    Love Derrick Comedy. <3

  63. Profile photo of reyrey619
    reyrey619 Male 13-17
    21 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    Man i got an erection tghen she did the sandspaper thing the i was klike owwwwwww!
  64. Profile photo of heaven23bx
    heaven23bx Female 30-39
    51 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:50 pm
    i thought it was hysterical....all i kept thinking about was the look of horror i know my boyfriend would have on his face if i told him something like that while i was about to give him a BJ!!! classic!!!! lmfao.....
  65. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    AHHHHHHHHHH! Someone sledge hammer her to the face I don`t care if this is scripted I was cringing with projected pain
  66. Profile photo of bombsquad505
    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    "And I`m gonna do this thing with my hands..."

    *SLAP!!!!!*

    I nearly fell out of my chair because I was laughing so hard. It looked like she was going to do this nice caressing motion until WHAM!

  67. Profile photo of Saignement
    Saignement Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    I thought it was cute. She was cute too.
  68. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm
    "overmann, this is IAB. If you want something educational go watch the Discovery Channel or something."

    Obviously I know this is IAB, fool. If you are slyly trying to imply this website doesn`t occasionally bother posting anything of merit or that which is educational, perhaps you should do your research? It should also be apparent that I do not merely wish to watch some quality programming or read some ground-breaking internet articles because I certainly can and do go to other sites. No, I`m pushing for a stronger balance here. Why should you care what I want when for every one scientific article or video you get mounds of other trivial links?

    I`d like to point out that IAB does not boast a cure for boredom, but rather offers a place to vent that boredom. Why not keep people occupied with something they can learn from?

  69. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    and that girl would apear in every guys nightmare biting the dicks of men....they should make a video about the lessons to giving a BJ.
  70. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
    619 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    Guys like BJs in general, you can do fancy stuff to impress them and make the whole thing go faster.
  71. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    lol, I stopped watching as soon as she demonstrated that "thing" She does with her hands. OUCH!!!
  72. Profile photo of ebbitten
    ebbitten Male 13-17
    2 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:14 pm
    Wow, just wow.
  73. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    "all i see is like a chick... there is like no movie *tear*"
    You have to click on the picture to play it. ;)
  74. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    sometimes I flick doritos off of my boyfriends penis into my mouth.
  75. Profile photo of littlewooll8
    littlewooll8 Male 13-17
    115 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:03 am
    ...wait thats not how BJs are supposed to be....i am calling my girlfriend RIGHT now....*indistinct muttering*
  76. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:07 am
    That was horribly un-funny.
  77. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:18 am
    something tells me it was a skit...)-|
  78. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:59 am
    ummm What the hell was that??? ...other that completely lame?
  79. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:15 am
    she looks like my cousin.
    my cousins name is cody.
  80. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:59 am
    "Oh, no, please don`t do that."
    Lahmauw.
  81. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 4:21 am
    she is so ugly. i thought it was funny though.
  82. Profile photo of boisenberry
    boisenberry Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 8:14 am
    Haha that was awesome. I think she`s pretty too. The guy`s awkwardness haha so funny.
  83. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 10:03 am
    That was supposed to be funny? Try again.
  84. Profile photo of MissyRee
    MissyRee Female 18-29
    873 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 11:29 am
    Lol
  85. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    424 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 11:33 am
    cheapnbeefy

    wtf why????

    i didnt want to know that!!

  86. Profile photo of noXwalrus
    noXwalrus Male 13-17
    1 post
    June 25, 2007 at 11:54 am
    "its like a desert in my mouth"
    awesome line.

    this is really funny

  87. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    796 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    ha ha thats the opposite of what is good. heh :]
  88. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    ok >-(
  89. Profile photo of aznsensayshn
    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    yes! nice and flat!
  90. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 8:52 pm
    holy hell that clap made me cringe.
    funny stuff.
    big up derrick comedy
  91. Profile photo of purplelily4c
    purplelily4c Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    funny when she started clapping her hands together, and was like guys love it when it`s like a desert in my mouth or something like that...but who would want it dry.... lol.
  92. Profile photo of Devryl
    Devryl Male 13-17
    82 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    Oh dear god...
  93. Profile photo of phaseout2004
    phaseout2004 Male 18-29
    150 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 12:59 am
    not ugly...liked how she thought the basics were kinky. No biting, no sandpaper, no smashing"i`ve never tried it ...non-gore" she might say.
    I don`t want to know your name,
    i just want BANG BANG BANG.
  94. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 1:38 am
    "sometimes I flick doritos off of my boyfriends penis into my mouth."

    umm...oooooooooook...

  95. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 27, 2007 at 3:44 am
    "How much teeth do you want?"
    "No... no teeth?"

    Hahaha... Poor guy...

  96. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    June 27, 2007 at 8:54 am
    Haha... she was great. I don`t know why I found the way she chomped her (perfect) teeth to be funny, but I did.
  97. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 1:01 am
    lol... wow... just ow....
    Helped by the fact that she was very hot however ^_^
  98. Profile photo of boredrocker
    boredrocker Male 13-17
    51 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 9:15 am
    that`s awful!!!! i feel soooooo disturbed and, and scarred!!! her face is gonna haunt me forever....:-(
  99. Profile photo of Palavalve
    Palavalve Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 28, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    Ahaha,
    That`s scary!
    Flat blow-job.....
    I wonder how this guy is gonna be walking for the rest of his life....
  100. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1843 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 9:27 am
    huh, thats gonna be a new one. how does a va**** all dry? O.o
  101. Profile photo of hoolahawk
    hoolahawk Male 30-39
    205 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:03 am
    OWW!
  102. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    lmfao ><
  103. Profile photo of KuroNekoMi
    KuroNekoMi Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    ....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Girls! this is what u do if some minger wants sex with you!
    xXx
  104. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
    96 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:47 am
    making it flt is the onyl wya to do it!! lolz jpjp!
  105. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    July 16, 2007 at 9:04 am
    she`s ginger!!!

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