Why They Tell You Not to Run Down a Bowling Lane

Submitted by: ZukoToph 9 years ago Funny
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That"s right, it"s for your own safety.
There are 94 comments:
Female 88
wow... I`ve known that since i was like 4... dumb dumb girl... <.<
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Female 920
Ouch?
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Female 132
I don`t know which would be worse, the pain of the embarassment!
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Male 170
And there was me thinking the reason for not running down a bowling lane was purely because it`s flagrant cheating ;)
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Female 178
Dumbass.
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Female 576
i`ve always wanted to slide down a bowling lane..
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Female 61
Why did she just stay out there like that and people had to carry her off? That would make it more embarrassing for me. If I`m hurt but not so bad that I can`t laugh at myself like she was, I`d be in a hurry to get up and go off somewhere to be hurt in private!
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Female 38
Shes good ^_^ I can`t bowl like and fall like that. She just got really excited ^_^ I would too
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Female 52
haha her mind must not have enough RAM to remind herself of the extra waxy floors..;-)
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Male 1,072
diceman u think you got some issues you drating weirdo, "she should die and is a wh0re" wtf
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Male 342
hahaha! B*tch learned her lesson... i hope. eh who cares. it would been so much better if she slid to the pins and got her ass stuck in there so people would bowl the balls at her to get her through.
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Female 198
that was kinda annoying
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Male 732
Aaaaaahahaha! I`ve broken my back, but I`m still so happy! Hahahahaha!
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Male 191
hahahaha i wish she flew into the pins, that would be awesome :)
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Male 276
The words `silly cow` spring to mind for some strange reason.
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Female 63
Omg haha
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Male 167
HAHA! stupid woman
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Male 2,567
lol!
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Male 16
Look at that - Foreign chicks are tough.
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Male 242
LMAO!
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Female 2,084
man. that`s gotta hurt.
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Male 689
she fouled. stepped over the line.
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Female 1,398
i ran down the lane once, faster that that, when i was like 8, and nothing happened... i just knocked down all the pins and yelled `STRIKE!`, and my dad started laughing his a** off... lol.
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Female 76
woulda been better if she was topless
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Male 108
what a dumass
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Male 1,704
slippery surface + people running = funniest way to fall over!

agreed.

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Female 690
I did that when I was about 7 only I didn`t fall I made it all the way to the end before a bowling staff came and grabbed me.
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Male 319
what a tard
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Male 907
When she started to slide a little after she fell, I was wondering if she was going to get a double-strike!
Cute how she just kinda twisted her legs all embarressed :-D
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Female 2,552
Lmao, she acted as if she never got a strike before.
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Female 432
I`ve done that with bowling ball in hand.
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Male 277
*sigh* no one ever looks at warning signs. *Irons clothes while wearing them*
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Male 1,141
wow who the hell runs down the lane in celebration of a strike? haha
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Female 359
LMFAO Idiot! You can bowl a strike but you don`t even know not to run down the lane? You deserve to fall!
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Male 1,149
It was a good strike...
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Male 1,228
I wish she was blonde. Then we could make jokes like "She dropped her ball and was running after it!"
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Male 2,486
"^^No life

She should have died, focking snob wh ore."

Yes, because there`s so much to do at 1 AM on a Tuesday.

Sounds like you have anger issues.

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Male 2,781
SHE`S PRETTY HOT!
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Female 1,002
I thought running down bowling alleys was good for your colon.
Oh well.
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Female 306
dear lord.
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Female 49
she deserved what she got
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Female 330
She fell hard. Probably would be sore in the morning...
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Male 115
stupid bitch
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Male 1,484
ha ha haa... ownage
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Female 1,832
Owned ... nuff said.
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Male 1,193
drunk
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Male 1
ok not to be a ass but they put oil on those lanes so the ball will slide, if you walk out on there your practically on ice, so if anyone doesnt believe me go to the lane and put your hand on the lane, if its not all oily and wet then you have a really cheap bowling alley just be careful if you get one foot across the line your chances of falling just there are very high
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Male 315
hahaha, would`ve been funnier if she knocked down them new pins ;)
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Female 2,695
how embarrassing.
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Female 269
lol! why would you do that on purpose?
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Male 1,364
Haw Haw!
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Female 486
Wow, what a total moron.
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Female 173
wow, that was dumb. what a stupid girl.
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Female 351
ahahaha classic
what an idiot
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Female 1,468
Stupic c*nt.
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Female 305
well, now that i think about it. noone tell anyone theres oil. lets all watch their dumb asses bust thier sh*it. anarchy!!!!!
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Female 305
dumb broad. when r ppl gunna learn that theres oil on the lanes? OIL!!! EVERYONE GOT THAT??? OIL ON THE LANES!!! THERES A LINE.....AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LANE......WHICH MEANS "DONT CROSS OR U`LL BUST UR SH*IT ON THE OIL THAT IS ON THE LANE"! although, it is funny seeing ppl wipe out like that. giggles
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Male 8
i work at a bowling centre, if she would of ran down to the end and jumped/fell in she prob would of died, as they dont automatically turn off, she would of been seen as a ball and sweeped into machine!!
and to IkeRay, incorrect there r lots of different oil patterns possible on a lane for example at mine theres oil from the start to about half way, then its dry,but depend where u bowl. but ur right about the oil drying out throught the day,
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Male 988
cos it bloody hurts!
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Female 137
PWN`D


had to say it

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Male 49
Aw, I was waiting for some back-of-head planting action.
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Male 106
Looks like this was in Morocco, based on the tv network.
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Female 274
Bowling bores me. Probably cause i suck at it.
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Male 1,882
Totally owned.
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Male 2,703
with a name like pinman you would think you would know more about bowling....the entire lane, end to end has oil on it. public lanes tend to have dry spots since they only get oiled once a day if even. the balls are supposed to make up for it, if you use an alley ball, as they are so saturated with oil and they tend to make up for the lack of oil on the lane. go to a bowling alley during a busy night when the lanes have been played on all day and then go during the day when nobody is there and there is fresh oil, you will see a difference in the way the people with their own balls play.

and someone else took the words right out of my mouth: "dumbass"

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Male 2,720
Yes, bowling is for brainiacs.
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Male 335
Was that Arabic? Funniest Muslim Home videos. She doesn`t do much to help the cause of women in the muslim world.
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Female 221
stupidity.
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Male 132
PWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED
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Male 95
what a silly billy
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Male 26
hahaha viva la mexico
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Female 1,065
I also thought the same as TJAW.
Would`ve been awesome if she did.
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Female 90
lmao.
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Male 298
lol i was execting some idiot on drugs or some poo runs on the lane just as the bowler lets go and gets hit in the nuts or trips on the ball or something
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Male 567
... why
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Male 185
I went on a bowling trip with my school once, she fell forwrs trying to throw a bowling ball, it always seems that the girls do the falling.
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Female 86
yeah, happened to me....i did not fall quite that hard...lol
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Male 2
People wouldn`t hit the pins. Oil is on only about half of the lane, so the person wouldn`t make it that far.
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Male 460
wow shes smart.
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Male 1,263
Like TJAW it would of been better if she knocked down the new set of pins just by running into it
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Female 242
no slow motion replay??
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Male 25
dumbass....
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Male 23
Thats not embearassing.
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Male 80
^^No life

She should have died, focking snob wh ore.

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Male 2,486
I saw something similar to that.

A 5 year old, or younger, was walking down the lane and her 300 pound mom (or so it looked) decided she would be supermom and run and get her. Well, as it turns out, "superdad" was drunk off his ass and was still bowling seeing all of these events transpire, he was convinced that he could make that last strike with a toddler and a fat wife in the lane, no problem.

He missed his own lane and the ball went into someone else`s, she ate it hard and took the toddler out with her, and they went about halfway down the lane.

I didn`t stop laughing for 10 minutes.

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Female 327
lmao!!
Did anyone else notice how the other woman was pulling on her hair to get her up???? ROTFLMAO!
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Male 2,958
-stupid bitch haha-

put the "haha" first and that`s exactly what I said.

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Male 291
Tjaw What u said i thought she was gonna do that
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Male 336
what an idiot.
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Female 650
haha i ALMOST did that once. i was stopped before i actually ran out. she fell hard though. i was hoping she kept going and knock the pins over like TJAW said.
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Male 610
Would`ve been better if she went all the way and knocked over the new pins being set up.
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Male 213
stupid bitch haha
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Male 79
Been there, done that. Haha, smooth.
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Male 6
Link: Why They Tell You Not to Run Down a Bowling Lane [Rate Link] - That`s right, it`s for your own safety.
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