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Date: 06/12/07 02:12 AM

94 Responses to Why They Tell You Not to Run Down a Bowling Lane

  1. Profile photo of ZukoToph
    ZukoToph Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:33 am
    Link: Why They Tell You Not to Run Down a Bowling Lane - That`s right, it`s for your own safety.
  2. Profile photo of rattler201
    rattler201 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Been there, done that. Haha, smooth.
  3. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:19 am
    stupid bitch haha
  4. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:19 am
    Would`ve been better if she went all the way and knocked over the new pins being set up.
  5. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:20 am
    haha i ALMOST did that once. i was stopped before i actually ran out. she fell hard though. i was hoping she kept going and knock the pins over like TJAW said.
  6. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:21 am
    what an idiot.
  7. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Tjaw What u said i thought she was gonna do that
  8. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2007 at 2:30 am
    -stupid bitch haha-

    put the "haha" first and that`s exactly what I said.

  9. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:32 am
    lmao!!
    Did anyone else notice how the other woman was pulling on her hair to get her up???? ROTFLMAO!
  10. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    I saw something similar to that.

    A 5 year old, or younger, was walking down the lane and her 300 pound mom (or so it looked) decided she would be supermom and run and get her. Well, as it turns out, "superdad" was drunk off his ass and was still bowling seeing all of these events transpire, he was convinced that he could make that last strike with a toddler and a fat wife in the lane, no problem.

    He missed his own lane and the ball went into someone else`s, she ate it hard and took the toddler out with her, and they went about halfway down the lane.

    I didn`t stop laughing for 10 minutes.

  11. Profile photo of DiceMan
    DiceMan Male 18-29
    80 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:48 am
    ^^No life

    She should have died, focking snob wh ore.

  12. Profile photo of sinkman
    sinkman Male 13-17
    23 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Thats not embearassing.
  13. Profile photo of sk8erkjvm
    sk8erkjvm Male 13-17
    25 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:14 am
    dumbass....
  14. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:17 am
    no slow motion replay??
  15. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Like TJAW it would of been better if she knocked down the new set of pins just by running into it
  16. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:31 am
    wow shes smart.
  17. Profile photo of pinman42
    pinman42 Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2007 at 3:44 am
    People wouldn`t hit the pins. Oil is on only about half of the lane, so the person wouldn`t make it that far.
  18. Profile photo of nimsay
    nimsay Female 18-29
    86 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:20 am
    yeah, happened to me....i did not fall quite that hard...lol
  19. Profile photo of Rofl_Ryan
    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:57 am
    I went on a bowling trip with my school once, she fell forwrs trying to throw a bowling ball, it always seems that the girls do the falling.
  20. Profile photo of aj101
    aj101 Male 13-17
    567 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:09 am
    ... why
  21. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
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    June 12, 2007 at 5:26 am
    lol i was execting some idiot on drugs or some poo runs on the lane just as the bowler lets go and gets hit in the nuts or trips on the ball or something
  22. Profile photo of missAZNx55
    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:27 am
    lmao.
  23. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    June 12, 2007 at 6:37 am
    I also thought the same as TJAW.
    Would`ve been awesome if she did.
  24. Profile photo of Andrewmak
    Andrewmak Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:47 am
    hahaha viva la mexico
  25. Profile photo of littlezazz
    littlezazz Male 13-17
    95 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:10 am
    what a silly billy
  26. Profile photo of conqdequeso
    conqdequeso Male 18-29
    132 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:00 am
    PWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNED
  27. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:26 am
    stupidity.
  28. Profile photo of mystreT
    mystreT Male 30-39
    332 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:35 am
    Was that Arabic? Funniest Muslim Home videos. She doesn`t do much to help the cause of women in the muslim world.
  29. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:51 am
    Yes, bowling is for brainiacs.
  30. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2007 at 10:04 am
    with a name like pinman you would think you would know more about bowling....the entire lane, end to end has oil on it. public lanes tend to have dry spots since they only get oiled once a day if even. the balls are supposed to make up for it, if you use an alley ball, as they are so saturated with oil and they tend to make up for the lack of oil on the lane. go to a bowling alley during a busy night when the lanes have been played on all day and then go during the day when nobody is there and there is fresh oil, you will see a difference in the way the people with their own balls play.

    and someone else took the words right out of my mouth: "dumbass"

  31. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2007 at 10:04 am
    Totally owned.
  32. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:07 am
    Bowling bores me. Probably cause i suck at it.
  33. Profile photo of cybercow
    cybercow Male 30-39
    106 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:07 am
    Looks like this was in Morocco, based on the tv network.
  34. Profile photo of No-Chancer
    No-Chancer Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:43 am
    Aw, I was waiting for some back-of-head planting action.
  35. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:43 am
    PWN`D


    had to say it

  36. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:57 am
    cos it bloody hurts!
  37. Profile photo of craig9999
    craig9999 Male 18-29
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    June 12, 2007 at 10:58 am
    i work at a bowling centre, if she would of ran down to the end and jumped/fell in she prob would of died, as they dont automatically turn off, she would of been seen as a ball and sweeped into machine!!
    and to IkeRay, incorrect there r lots of different oil patterns possible on a lane for example at mine theres oil from the start to about half way, then its dry,but depend where u bowl. but ur right about the oil drying out throught the day,
  38. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:06 am
    dumb broad. when r ppl gunna learn that theres oil on the lanes? OIL!!! EVERYONE GOT THAT??? OIL ON THE LANES!!! THERES A LINE.....AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LANE......WHICH MEANS "DONT CROSS OR U`LL BUST UR SH*IT ON THE OIL THAT IS ON THE LANE"! although, it is funny seeing ppl wipe out like that. giggles
  39. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:08 am
    well, now that i think about it. noone tell anyone theres oil. lets all watch their dumb asses bust thier sh*it. anarchy!!!!!
  40. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:17 am
    Stupic c*nt.
  41. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
    ahahaha classic
    what an idiot
  42. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:32 am
    wow, that was dumb. what a stupid girl.
  43. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:45 am
    Wow, what a total moron.
  44. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:53 am
    Haw Haw!
  45. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    how embarrassing.
  46. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    lol! why would you do that on purpose?
  47. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    hahaha, would`ve been funnier if she knocked down them new pins ;)
  48. Profile photo of hckyplyr989
    hckyplyr989 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 12, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    ok not to be a ass but they put oil on those lanes so the ball will slide, if you walk out on there your practically on ice, so if anyone doesnt believe me go to the lane and put your hand on the lane, if its not all oily and wet then you have a really cheap bowling alley just be careful if you get one foot across the line your chances of falling just there are very high
  49. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    drunk
  50. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    Owned ... nuff said.
  51. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    ha ha haa... ownage
  52. Profile photo of alfront
    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    stupid bitch
  53. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    She fell hard. Probably would be sore in the morning...
  54. Profile photo of balloon07
    balloon07 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:34 pm
    she deserved what she got
  55. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    dear lord.
  56. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    I thought running down bowling alleys was good for your colon.
    Oh well.
  57. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    SHE`S PRETTY HOT!
  58. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    "^^No life

    She should have died, focking snob wh ore."

    Yes, because there`s so much to do at 1 AM on a Tuesday.

    Sounds like you have anger issues.

  59. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:49 pm
    I wish she was blonde. Then we could make jokes like "She dropped her ball and was running after it!"
  60. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    It was a good strike...
  61. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    LMFAO Idiot! You can bowl a strike but you don`t even know not to run down the lane? You deserve to fall!
  62. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
    1141 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    wow who the hell runs down the lane in celebration of a strike? haha
  63. Profile photo of randomer
    randomer Male 13-17
    277 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    *sigh* no one ever looks at warning signs. *Irons clothes while wearing them*
  64. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    I`ve done that with bowling ball in hand.
  65. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    Lmao, she acted as if she never got a strike before.
  66. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    When she started to slide a little after she fell, I was wondering if she was going to get a double-strike!
    Cute how she just kinda twisted her legs all embarressed :-D
  67. Profile photo of WickedSteak
    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:38 pm
    what a tard
  68. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    I did that when I was about 7 only I didn`t fall I made it all the way to the end before a bowling staff came and grabbed me.
  69. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    slippery surface + people running = funniest way to fall over!

    agreed.

  70. Profile photo of thebeast12
    thebeast12 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    what a dumass
  71. Profile photo of danielle1987
    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    woulda been better if she was topless
  72. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    i ran down the lane once, faster that that, when i was like 8, and nothing happened... i just knocked down all the pins and yelled `STRIKE!`, and my dad started laughing his a** off... lol.
  73. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:21 pm
    she fouled. stepped over the line.
  74. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:42 am
    man. that`s gotta hurt.
  75. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:01 am
    LMAO!
  76. Profile photo of Serphyas
    Serphyas Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:43 am
    Look at that - Foreign chicks are tough.
  77. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:10 am
    lol!
  78. Profile photo of rofl-sockz13
    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    HAHA! stupid woman
  79. Profile photo of Moseberth
    Moseberth Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    Omg haha
  80. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    The words `silly cow` spring to mind for some strange reason.
  81. Profile photo of treli13
    treli13 Male 13-17
    191 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    hahahaha i wish she flew into the pins, that would be awesome :)
  82. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    Aaaaaahahaha! I`ve broken my back, but I`m still so happy! Hahahahaha!
  83. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 2:07 am
    that was kinda annoying
  84. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 2:41 am
    hahaha! B*tch learned her lesson... i hope. eh who cares. it would been so much better if she slid to the pins and got her ass stuck in there so people would bowl the balls at her to get her through.
  85. Profile photo of Shanir
    Shanir Male 30-39
    1074 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 4:41 am
    diceman u think you got some issues you drating weirdo, "she should die and is a wh0re" wtf
  86. Profile photo of marchforth
    marchforth Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    haha her mind must not have enough RAM to remind herself of the extra waxy floors..;-)
  87. Profile photo of None_other
    None_other Female 18-29
    38 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    Shes good ^_^ I can`t bowl like and fall like that. She just got really excited ^_^ I would too
  88. Profile photo of Astaria24
    Astaria24 Female 30-39
    61 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    Why did she just stay out there like that and people had to carry her off? That would make it more embarrassing for me. If I`m hurt but not so bad that I can`t laugh at myself like she was, I`d be in a hurry to get up and go off somewhere to be hurt in private!
  89. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    i`ve always wanted to slide down a bowling lane..
  90. Profile photo of Kraken
    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    Dumbass.
  91. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 19, 2007 at 7:00 pm
    And there was me thinking the reason for not running down a bowling lane was purely because it`s flagrant cheating ;)
  92. Profile photo of tiger__paw
    tiger__paw Female 18-29
    132 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    I don`t know which would be worse, the pain of the embarassment!
  93. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Ouch?
  94. Profile photo of VictoriaIAB
    VictoriaIAB Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 18, 2009 at 3:12 am
    wow... I`ve known that since i was like 4... dumb dumb girl... <.<

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