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Date: 06/20/07 02:12 AM

67 Responses to The Impotence of Proofreading

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    buddy Male 30-39
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    June 19, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    Link: The Impotence of Proofreading - It is impotent.
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    firetiger16 Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 2:16 am
    I proof read everything I type. xD
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    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 2:20 am
    this was a waste of time- half the time I couldn`t even make out the words he was really trying to use- and he just got annoying, Weally Quicklly... oopss... little read linnes... =P
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    zirak Male 13-17
    223 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:23 am
    "A Sale of Two Titties" in front of all his assmates...ok, that kinda made me laugh a little...
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    nerdpickle13 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:24 am
    That guy has some issues with speaking....he should take speach classes or something...and it was sad every one was laughing at him..."meanies" laughing at a guy with a speach impediment!!!
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    funboy52 Male 30-39
    63 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:26 am
    That monolouge would be extremely hard to memorize and speak I would think. Especially pubicly, er publicly... lol.
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    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:28 am
    I don`t think he really had a speach impediment- it seems he was toadally faking it for pubiclity raisins.
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    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:36 am
    lol that was awesome
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    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 3:17 am
    Hilarious "Clit, clit, clit ..." ;)
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 3:18 am
    Lol reminded me of a kid in my class the accidentally wrote "He was pooping the toy on the shelf" instead of putting the toy. It made the class laugh because he had no idea that those mistakes were in there.
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    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 3:20 am
    One of my friends said world wanking instead of world ranking during an oral presentation.
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    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Meh, was ok
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    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 4:37 am
    Man that was hillarious! I liked it!
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    cantab Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Bit out of date given nowadays spell checkers can check grammar and spot commonly confused words. Also a case of pushing one joke a bit far.
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 5:11 am
    George W Bush can do that with one eye shut!
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    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 5:34 am
    i think i pissed myself laughing, that was hilarious!
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    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 5:42 am
    that was great
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    mungiemoo Female 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 5:43 am
    Have you read any high school papers lately cantab? He really wasn`t too far off. That was so funny though...
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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 5:52 am
    there are people here who really think he did this by accident? cant you see the poetry club sign at the back?
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    Park3r Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 6:46 am
    haha, brilliant. "Do yourself a flavour...the red penis your friend"
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    quack_stud Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 6:49 am
    My friend`s dad said "i`m a very impotent person" in a speech by accident once.
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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 7:36 am
    I said "smilies" instead of "similes" in class once and everyone laughed. But that`s not too bad, considering.
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    Capt-Palmsy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 8:06 am
    i got told off in my english gcse exam because i kept reading te word waLking as, well, you know what:-) and there were 2 whole leaflets on how americans were really bad at..walking..but us brits did it every day if not more :-)
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    maples Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 8:48 am
    this guy is spot on.
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    videogamer Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 9:16 am
    Would be funnier in written form, in myopi onion.
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    nalgenejim87 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 9:16 am
    "This guy" you are referring to is Taylor Mali, a slam poet from NYC. Also, the poem is from 2002 or earlier.
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    MissMistress Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 9:21 am
    XD The best verbal typo I have ever heard was in my Physics class. A guest speaker was taking questions about life outside our solar system, and a girl asked, "So waaaaaaaay out in space, there are all of these little... tiny... orgasms... *stop**blush*" The class laughed so hard for like, 10 minutes.

    Anyways, I loved the video. XD He goes with the Physics rapper in the "Marraige" pile. XD

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    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 9:42 am
    Capt-Palmsy... how can you walk more than every day? I mean, I know it fits into your "wanking" joke, but why on EARTH would an English exam assume you could walk more days then there are in a week?
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    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 10:03 am
    I thought it was going to suck at first, but he pulled through at the end. I would watch him again, and I can`t say that for every comic.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 10:20 am
    Nah, its funnier this way, when he says it. Hes got some skill so say it so well, the wrong words I mean. Great post, whoever posted it.
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    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 10:44 am
    i think the crowd thought it was funnier then it actually was.
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    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 10:54 am
    lol anal community colleague.
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    That was hilarious!
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    ukscc Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    Mildly amusing...
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    emkay21 Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    hah that was hilarious! :-)
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    Because I am so bored.....
    This is called `The The Impotence of Proofreading`. Has this ever happened to you? You work very very hord in a paper for english clash and still get a very glow rade on it like a D or even a D= and all because you are the liverworst spoiler in the whale wide word. Yes, proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence. Now this is a problem that effects manly manly studence all over the word. I myself was such a bed spiller (once upon a term) that my english torturer in my sophmoric year, Mrs. Meth, she said I was never going to get into a good colleague. And that`s all I wanted, that`s all any kid wants at that age
    *pumping motion*
    just to get into a good colleague. And not just anal community colleague either because I`m not the kind of guy who would be happy at just anal community colleague. I need to be challenged; Challenged menstrually. I need a place that can offer me intellectual simulation.
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    digitalmaste Male 13-17
    126 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    It wouldve been funnier if we saw it written out
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    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:36 pm
    hey digitmaste, look one post above you.
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    cont.
    So I know this probably makes me sound like a sterio but I really felt that I could get into an ivory legal colleague. So if I did not improvement, then god would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail or Prison. Y`know, in Prison, New Jersey so I got myself a spellchecker and I figured I was on sleezy street but there are several missed aches that a spellchecker can`t can`t catch catch for instant, if you accidently leave out word, your spellchecker won`t put it in you. And god forbilling purposes only you should have cereal problems with tory spelling your spellcheckoff may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using cause I mean, what do ya want it to douche. Y`know, NO IT DOES WHAT YOU TELL IT TO DOUCHE, you`re the one whose sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going "clit, clit, clit". Just goes to show you how embargo one careless little clit of the mouth can be whcih reminds me of this one time during my Juni
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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:48 pm
    Junior Mint, the teacher took the paper that I had written (On the sail of two titties) NO I am cereal, I am cereal! She read it out loud in front of all of my assmates. It was quite possibly one of the most humidifying experiences I have ever had being laughed at like that cubically. So do yourself a flavor and follows these two pisces of advice. One, there is no prostitute for careful editing of your own work; no prostitute whatsoever. And three
    *two fingers*
    when it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend, spank you.

    .....well there are worse things I could have done out of my boredom. At least now I understand a little more of the joke that I didn`t before :-P.

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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    ha ha ha, hillarious
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    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    i seed not wearers!
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    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    farking great
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    This man is funny. I like him :D
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    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    there were a few funny parts but other than that it was kinda dumb
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    Sephrenia Female 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    PayN8tention: did you write hat all out..or did you copy and paste it from you-tube? :p
    "And God for billing purposes only" =D
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    It was alright, it would have been better with a better delivery
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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    Seemed like he was really stretching for words on some parts. Maybe I`m reading into it, but take the part I actually listened to for example (thanks to PayN for the transcript)

    This is called `The The Impotence of Proofreading`. Has this ever happened to you? You work very very hord in a paper for english clash and still get a very glow rade on it like a D or even a D= and all because you are the liverworst spoiler in the whale wide word.

    Why would someone actually write (let alone say) clash, liverworst, spoiler, or whale. Instead of class, worst, speller, or whole.

    Maybe I`m over examining it, but it just didn`t make sense to me.

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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    In my high school yearbook last year I wrote the holiday page article and I wrote unraping your presents instead of unwrapping.
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    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    June 20, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    Oh dear. lol
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    klkl Male 13-17
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    June 20, 2007 at 10:53 pm
    lol clit clit
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    Igmo Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2007 at 12:14 am
    hat wad assome! Hery impotent!

    lol anyway,*flavorites* xD

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    nissanxterra Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2007 at 1:06 am
    Kick Freaking Ass!
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    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2007 at 1:53 am
    He is fckn awesome!! =]so is Shihan. man they are my favorites lol
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    Guimauvaise Female 18-29
    12 posts
    June 21, 2007 at 2:57 am
    Taylor Mali...great slam poet. He came to my school a couple years ago and did an excellent job. One of my favourite poems of his is "Voice of America Voiceover." It`s worth looking up. ;)
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    jd_rOcCa Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 21, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    that guy was pretty talented, it must have been hard to say all that without studdering or hesitating. he probably rehearsed it a billion times. also, my english teacher once wrote on a handout, "The New York Pubic Library"
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    mOBSCENExx Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    lmao. i love it.
    its sad how true this is.
    cause spellcheck/grammar check doesnt work for poot.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
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    June 21, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    Thuferrrin` Thuckotash ...
    *Sylvester the cat*
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    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 21, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    YEAH, THE CROWD WAS FULL OF POETS
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    carissakayb Female 13-17
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    June 21, 2007 at 9:40 pm
    lol You all should go and read the posts on the 2nd page. It has the words typed so you understand it much better
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    that was awesome.
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    nalgenejim87 Male 18-29
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    June 22, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    This poem, along with other Taylor Mali poems, can be read at his website
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    June 23, 2007 at 1:53 am
    lol, i don`t think ANYBODY is that bad of a speller. ANYBODY.
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    SiriusLives Female 18-29
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    June 25, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    Haha, that made me laugh.
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    anime-craze Male 18-29
    107 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 3:47 am
    this was funny i was just about to die laughing the first time i heard it. i have personly seen some of the mistakes that he brought up, like repeating words. also a person in my 8th grade class incorectly spelled civil as cival
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    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
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    June 26, 2007 at 9:04 pm
    XD
    Fantastic.
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    moejurray Female 18-29
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    February 26, 2008 at 10:31 am
    Below is an email I got from my daughter`s softball couch, er, coach telling us when are fist practice is.

    GAME ON !!! well the season is finally here.My name is Todd and along with A. bullinger, we will be your daughters coaches this year .we normally would have preseason team meeting but decided this year to jump right in and get started.are fist practice will be Friday at 4:00 at buckeye field #1 next to the snack bar at that time we will have a short interdiction ,hand packages out ,practice schedules and then get the girls started. also we will need some help with a couple things . scorekeeper for each game we play, someone to be in charge of the team banner, and maybe the uniform orders, also here is a list of equipment your daughter will need ,( helmet with chin strap, glove , bat, cleats, knee pads, and slider shorts, try to get these things by Friday if you can ,because we will be practicing again Saturday morning at 9:30 .

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