The Impotence of Proofreading

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

It is impotent.
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Female 1
Below is an email I got from my daughter`s softball couch, er, coach telling us when are fist practice is.

GAME ON !!! well the season is finally here.My name is Todd and along with A. bullinger, we will be your daughters coaches this year .we normally would have preseason team meeting but decided this year to jump right in and get started.are fist practice will be Friday at 4:00 at buckeye field #1 next to the snack bar at that time we will have a short interdiction ,hand packages out ,practice schedules and then get the girls started. also we will need some help with a couple things . scorekeeper for each game we play, someone to be in charge of the team banner, and maybe the uniform orders, also here is a list of equipment your daughter will need ,( helmet with chin strap, glove , bat, cleats, knee pads, and slider shorts, try to get these things by Friday if you can ,because we will be practicing again Saturday morning at 9:30 .

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Female 878
XD
Fantastic.
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Male 107
this was funny i was just about to die laughing the first time i heard it. i have personly seen some of the mistakes that he brought up, like repeating words. also a person in my 8th grade class incorectly spelled civil as cival
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Female 428
Haha, that made me laugh.
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Female 1,398
lol, i don`t think ANYBODY is that bad of a speller. ANYBODY.
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Male 2
This poem, along with other Taylor Mali poems, can be read at his website
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Female 2,084
that was awesome.
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Female 130
lol You all should go and read the posts on the 2nd page. It has the words typed so you understand it much better
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Male 598
YEAH, THE CROWD WAS FULL OF POETS
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Female 1,832
Thuferrrin` Thuckotash ...
*Sylvester the cat*
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Female 5
lmao. i love it.
its sad how true this is.
cause spellcheck/grammar check doesnt work for poot.
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Male 98
that guy was pretty talented, it must have been hard to say all that without studdering or hesitating. he probably rehearsed it a billion times. also, my english teacher once wrote on a handout, "The New York Pubic Library"
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Female 12
Taylor Mali...great slam poet. He came to my school a couple years ago and did an excellent job. One of my favourite poems of his is "Voice of America Voiceover." It`s worth looking up. ;)
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Female 90
He is fckn awesome!! =]so is Shihan. man they are my favorites lol
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Male 425
Kick Freaking Ass!
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Male 1,263
hat wad assome! Hery impotent!

lol anyway,*flavorites* xD

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Male 1,725
lol clit clit
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Female 363
Oh dear. lol
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Female 690
In my high school yearbook last year I wrote the holiday page article and I wrote unraping your presents instead of unwrapping.
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Male 2,958
Seemed like he was really stretching for words on some parts. Maybe I`m reading into it, but take the part I actually listened to for example (thanks to PayN for the transcript)

This is called `The The Impotence of Proofreading`. Has this ever happened to you? You work very very hord in a paper for english clash and still get a very glow rade on it like a D or even a D= and all because you are the liverworst spoiler in the whale wide word.

Why would someone actually write (let alone say) clash, liverworst, spoiler, or whale. Instead of class, worst, speller, or whole.

Maybe I`m over examining it, but it just didn`t make sense to me.

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Male 1,866
It was alright, it would have been better with a better delivery
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Female 74
PayN8tention: did you write hat all out..or did you copy and paste it from you-tube? :p
"And God for billing purposes only" =D
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Male 1,364
there were a few funny parts but other than that it was kinda dumb
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Female 1,065
This man is funny. I like him :D
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Male 115
farking great
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Male 1,204
i seed not wearers!
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Male 1,484
ha ha ha, hillarious
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Male 907
Junior Mint, the teacher took the paper that I had written (On the sail of two titties) NO I am cereal, I am cereal! She read it out loud in front of all of my assmates. It was quite possibly one of the most humidifying experiences I have ever had being laughed at like that cubically. So do yourself a flavor and follows these two pisces of advice. One, there is no prostitute for careful editing of your own work; no prostitute whatsoever. And three
*two fingers*
when it comes to proofreading, the red penis your friend, spank you.

.....well there are worse things I could have done out of my boredom. At least now I understand a little more of the joke that I didn`t before :-P.

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Male 907
cont.
So I know this probably makes me sound like a sterio but I really felt that I could get into an ivory legal colleague. So if I did not improvement, then god would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail or Prison. Y`know, in Prison, New Jersey so I got myself a spellchecker and I figured I was on sleezy street but there are several missed aches that a spellchecker can`t can`t catch catch for instant, if you accidently leave out word, your spellchecker won`t put it in you. And god forbilling purposes only you should have cereal problems with tory spelling your spellcheckoff may end up using a word that you had absolutely no detention of using cause I mean, what do ya want it to douche. Y`know, NO IT DOES WHAT YOU TELL IT TO DOUCHE, you`re the one whose sitting in front of the computer scream with your hand on the mouth going "clit, clit, clit". Just goes to show you how embargo one careless little clit of the mouth can be whcih reminds me of this one time during my Juni
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Female 195
hey digitmaste, look one post above you.
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Male 126
It wouldve been funnier if we saw it written out
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Male 907
Because I am so bored.....
This is called `The The Impotence of Proofreading`. Has this ever happened to you? You work very very hord in a paper for english clash and still get a very glow rade on it like a D or even a D= and all because you are the liverworst spoiler in the whale wide word. Yes, proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence. Now this is a problem that effects manly manly studence all over the word. I myself was such a bed spiller (once upon a term) that my english torturer in my sophmoric year, Mrs. Meth, she said I was never going to get into a good colleague. And that`s all I wanted, that`s all any kid wants at that age
*pumping motion*
just to get into a good colleague. And not just anal community colleague either because I`m not the kind of guy who would be happy at just anal community colleague. I need to be challenged; Challenged menstrually. I need a place that can offer me intellectual simulation.
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Female 2
hah that was hilarious! :-)
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Male 83
Mildly amusing...
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Female 1,426
That was hilarious!
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Male 129
lol anal community colleague.
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Male 1,496
i think the crowd thought it was funnier then it actually was.
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Male 10,440
Nah, its funnier this way, when he says it. Hes got some skill so say it so well, the wrong words I mean. Great post, whoever posted it.
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Male 315
I thought it was going to suck at first, but he pulled through at the end. I would watch him again, and I can`t say that for every comic.
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Male 213
Capt-Palmsy... how can you walk more than every day? I mean, I know it fits into your "wanking" joke, but why on EARTH would an English exam assume you could walk more days then there are in a week?
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Female 48
XD The best verbal typo I have ever heard was in my Physics class. A guest speaker was taking questions about life outside our solar system, and a girl asked, "So waaaaaaaay out in space, there are all of these little... tiny... orgasms... *stop**blush*" The class laughed so hard for like, 10 minutes.

Anyways, I loved the video. XD He goes with the Physics rapper in the "Marraige" pile. XD

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Male 2
"This guy" you are referring to is Taylor Mali, a slam poet from NYC. Also, the poem is from 2002 or earlier.
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Male 3,014
Would be funnier in written form, in myopi onion.
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Male 1,217
this guy is spot on.
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Male 151
i got told off in my english gcse exam because i kept reading te word waLking as, well, you know what:-) and there were 2 whole leaflets on how americans were really bad at..walking..but us brits did it every day if not more :-)
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Female 673
I said "smilies" instead of "similes" in class once and everyone laughed. But that`s not too bad, considering.
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Male 438
My friend`s dad said "i`m a very impotent person" in a speech by accident once.
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Male 44
haha, brilliant. "Do yourself a flavour...the red penis your friend"
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Female 718
there are people here who really think he did this by accident? cant you see the poetry club sign at the back?
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Female 26
Have you read any high school papers lately cantab? He really wasn`t too far off. That was so funny though...
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Female 650
that was great
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Male 733
i think i pissed myself laughing, that was hilarious!
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Male 838
George W Bush can do that with one eye shut!
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Male 170
Bit out of date given nowadays spell checkers can check grammar and spot commonly confused words. Also a case of pushing one joke a bit far.
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Male 452
Man that was hillarious! I liked it!
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Male 185
Meh, was ok
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Male 232
One of my friends said world wanking instead of world ranking during an oral presentation.
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Female 1,596
Lol reminded me of a kid in my class the accidentally wrote "He was pooping the toy on the shelf" instead of putting the toy. It made the class laugh because he had no idea that those mistakes were in there.
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Female 345
Hilarious "Clit, clit, clit ..." ;)
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Male 1,111
lol that was awesome
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Female 74
I don`t think he really had a speach impediment- it seems he was toadally faking it for pubiclity raisins.
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Male 68
That monolouge would be extremely hard to memorize and speak I would think. Especially pubicly, er publicly... lol.
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Male 29
That guy has some issues with speaking....he should take speach classes or something...and it was sad every one was laughing at him..."meanies" laughing at a guy with a speach impediment!!!
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Male 223
"A Sale of Two Titties" in front of all his assmates...ok, that kinda made me laugh a little...
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Female 74
this was a waste of time- half the time I couldn`t even make out the words he was really trying to use- and he just got annoying, Weally Quicklly... oopss... little read linnes... =P
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Female 362
I proof read everything I type. xD
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Male 10,115
Link: The Impotence of Proofreading [Rate Link] - It is impotent.
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