The Butt-Out Tool

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Misc
http://www.cabelas.com/prod-1/0041414228322a.shtml

And here"s why I don"t go hunting.
There are 105 comments:
Male 869
Great stocking stuffer!
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Female 136
I did not need to see that!!!
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Male 30
Huh? I wonder who came up with this invention...
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Male 425
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Male 648
new form of torture?
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Male 102
wtf? i don`t know the whole basics of hunting but why would you want to remove the deers..tube thingy that turns into it`s butthole?
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Male 144
100th!
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Male 208
lovely, really lovely.
so pleasent.
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Male 18
o_0 WTF
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Male 599
that`s gotta hurt...
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Male 1,455
Ted Nugent Rocks 8-)
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Male 756
And as Ted Nugent says, "You can`t grill it `till you kill it."


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Male 756
Chuck Norris could take it, but he would never get himself into that position.
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Female 57
Gah!

Awful.

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Male 71
i would like to do the same treatment to all hunters out there.
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Male 7
My ass started throbbing at the sight of that horrid thing... X-(
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Male 437
why oh why did I read the product description. Man, thats really gross
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Male 284
Hmmmm wonder if this actually is easier than, just gutting the deer. I`ve been harrassed while cleaning and butchering a deer at a campsite, so their reactions to this would probalbly be many times worse. Good idea though just odd if you`ve never had to actually prepare your food from the wild to the table on a camping trip.
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Female 137
.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

indeed the irony

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Male 1,364
ugh nasty
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Female 675
wow... i agree w. w/e posted this, thats exactly why i dont go hunting lol. i love deer but i dont want deer crap all over me.
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Male 332
hunting isnt wrong if you dont waste the meat.
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Male 366
insert the Butt-Out Tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane
kinky.
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Female 99
To everyone who said it was wrong:

I know its gross, but the animal is already dead... it doesnt feel a thing...

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Male 581
eww....
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Male 170
Am i the only one who has ever helped gut a deer here...? I think it would be useful.. i remember that being the hardest.. and grossest part to do with a knife.
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Male 7
In reply to Samurai77, yeah i think that is sick, but it is not just China where that happens, and would not happen if there were not demand for what they are supplying. I think that the people of our culture should share the blame for creating a demand for the pelts, and I agree with the fellow in the video.
Although I do not mind people wearing fur coats, providing they are willing to kill the animal themselves (the animal having led a natural life and being killed mercifully) and realise the value of its life, the same goes to people who eat the flesh of other creatures.
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Male 385
Oh, and for you, Samural77, PETA is an organization of zealous nutjobs. They are neither to be trusted, nor encouraged.
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Male 385
For those who are wondering "Why?", the answer is relatively simple.

When you kill the deer, you need to take immediate action to preserve the meat. First, and most important, is field dressing, which is removal of the internal organs. The organs are, overly simplified, a big ol` bag of gross stuff, with a hole on either end. You have to seal off those holes, or stuff will, well, leak out. This product offers a very neat, easy, way to tie off one of those holes. If you think *this* is gross, you should see what happens if that part of it goes wrong.

I`m not a hunter, since my accuracy is much too poor. However, if I hunted, I would absolutely buy this. Helluva product, brilliant advertising.

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Male 135
Think that is bad...look at this!

http://www.furisdead.com/feat-dogcatfur....

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Female 36
aqusixio- so true, so true.
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Male 99
Now there`s an even bigger reason why not to go hunting at Brokeback Mountain.

But seriously...that`s just...wrong. The name is very fitting for it, but it should use its name for advice and Butt Out. In other words, it shouldn`t exist.

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Female 2,084
ugh
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Male 163
Ouchies
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Female 1,397

Proof that only real men go hunting. *cough* The irony. I could choke on the irony.
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Male 165
Just make sure the thing is dead first.
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Female 45
Um.

no.

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Male 459
i was eating a snack while reading this......im gonna vomit.............
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Male 908
I was expecting the video to be a tid bit more gruesome but its intestines just came out with out poo going everything
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Female 690
I love outdoors stuff but I think hunting is just one of those activities I will never do, never understand, and never like.
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Female 30
that`s. dis.gust.ing. ohhhhmygod.
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Male 593
I should use this on the lady next door`s dog. Such an annoying thing...

Ok really, I wonder how exactly did they come up with the idea for this thing.

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Male 1,455
one word... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
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Female 493
Yuck, the description was the worst, if I watch the video I`ll...get a bit more grosses out. I was going to say barf but, it seemed a little extreme.
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Male 629
I can only saw Ewwwwww.
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Male 756
artfulartist (Friday, June 29, 2007 12:41:57 PM) said,

GaAHhHh!! ewww aahhhh!

I made those exact sounds on my wedding night.

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Male 276
I can imagine using it on people I hate, but I`m against hunting and think this is sick.
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Female 182
GaAHhHh!! ewww aahhhh!
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Male 650
How come this feature isn`t included in the hunting video games?
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Male 358
I can think of so many painful moments with this thing. The pranks you could do... Still nasty as hell.
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Female 1,890
Yup, When ever im hunting things such as wabbit or deer...Gutting the game is alway a hassle.But with the new butt-out tool,You will allways want to go hunting.
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Female 1,890
when u saw the pic i thought they u shoot it in the butt at first...i wonder if u can use it on alive dogs....hmmm seems plausable...
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Female 1,890
puh lease i go hunting all the time just cut around the but of the thing i dont want to stick n e thing up a deers but =/
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Female 1,890
Yup, When ever im hunting things such as wabbit or deer...Gutting the game is alway a hassle.But with the new butt-out tool,You will allways want to go hunting.
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Female 305
EW! I SAW THE VID! I SAW THE VID! EW EW EW EW OUCH EW!
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Female 748
Sweet Jesus.
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Female 158
uumm...?
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Male 162
Can I ask why you need to pull a deers butt out? Seriously, I don`t understand why you need to do that.
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Male 756
^Only if they are successful in their hunt.
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Male 2,720
Don`t tell Richard Gere about these; he`ll snap them up by the gross (12 dozen).
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Male 693
Yay. Something that looks like it HURTS LIKE HELL. :D Is this what hunters REALLY do?? Wtf. lol
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Male 743
well mines ordered

i dont see how any of you find this sick,it helps and im glad they had a video demonstration

i hope it gets here soon...im goin huntin next weekend

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Male 756
In the old days, we use to refer to this as "pulling out some pink". My, how times have changed.
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Male 350
I think its used to prevent the fecies of the deer or other animal to be released which happens when the rectal muscles relax because of dying.. it would seriously mess up the fur :)that why you have to pull some out, bind it and cut it off.. its like cutting the lifewire ( dont know the exact term) of a fresh born baby... well at least in some way.. what you do with the piece you cut off? well.. you can use it as a kind of rubber band to hold your hair together.. or maybe as a device for sexual exercise... or just throw it away and let some other animals eat it.. remember you might eat that animal who ate it :D
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Female 2,695
ohmygod. i think i`m going to cry..
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Male 2,862
Well I`ve got mine ordered.

What? It`s something to do with deer hunting?

Damn.

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Male 335
Butt - Out? Seriously? That`s the best name they could come up with? How about something more catchy, the Eviscerator, we take crap from no deer.
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Female 82
Yummy... ;-/
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Male 104
and why do you have to do this?
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Female 1,002
How lovely.
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Male 189
why is it gross?
You people never saw a cow or a pig getting killed and butchered, did ya?
And believe me, that`s nothing. And I wouldn`t even consider becoming a veghead over it.
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Female 428
For a second I thought that was what they hunted WITH.
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Female 198
oh gross!
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Male 54
hmm...*evil idea*

My ex (who`s still a great friend) currently works in a porn shop....I think i`ll sneak one of these into the "toys" section...

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Female 239
That`s gruesome. The description on how to use it was too much.
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Female 182
sticking that in someone`s butt wouldnt hurt as much as them trying to get it out! bahahahah
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Male 838
Imagine that in Ur butt hole! Whyle alive...That would give an amazing torture! WoW
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Female 262
But people....WHY?
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Male 358
The actual use of it seems legit enough, but the name Butt Out.. that`s what gets me. xD
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Female 110
oh man. i sent the link to my parents.(hunters) maybe i will get a view on if it`s really weird or not from them!
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Male 3,255
I should get one to use on these drating punks that live in the apartments where I live. It should be easy enough, the retards always walk around with their drating pants hanging around their knees.
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Male 699
Kinky
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Male 4,012
WTF would suit its description perfectly.
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Female 110
Ha, I was grossed out til I read the comments, now I`m LMAO.
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Male 155
Butt-Out removes the anal canal in just three steps.
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Male 643
I wonder if my GF would like that.
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Male 506
Hunting is wrong. But I eat meat :). Yummy pig.
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Male 422
im now scarred for life
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Male 108
DEAR LORD, thats just wrong in every way i can think of
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Male 4,546
I am a trillion steps closer to a vegetarian.
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Female 1,596
The product description is TOO detailed.
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Male 2,486
Ouch.. Lets hope no one tries that on something that`s alive, lol.
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Female 1,832
W ... T ... F ... ?
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Female 4
I`ve just got a brilliant idea!
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Female 496
Interesting idea, but I don`t think it`d work. If anything it`d probably rupture the intestines and spill fecal matter into the meat. You`re better off using your knife to cut around the rectum after slicing the belly open. And I really don`t see why people find this stuff so disturbing.
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Female 27
Ewwww! I don`t want to see a video demonstration! But thanks for seeking out the link for those that want psychiatric help.
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Female 9
just in case the description wasn`t gross enough. Here`s a video demonstration
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Female 3,726
I think I just threw up!
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Male 1,550
thats horrible
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Male 222
Don`t suppose you could use that on eaves droppers?
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Male 418
ew
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Male 161
oops. spelled gross wrong.
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Male 161
GROASSSSS
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Female 359
... That`s just disturbing... that makes my own butt hurt!
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Male 10,115
Link: The Butt-Out Tool [Rate Link] - And here`s why I don`t go hunting.
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