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Date: 06/29/07 02:07 AM

105 Responses to The Butt-Out Tool

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 1:36 am
    Link: The Butt-Out Tool - And here`s why I don`t go hunting.
  2. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:13 am
    ... That`s just disturbing... that makes my own butt hurt!
  3. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:13 am
    GROASSSSS
  4. Profile photo of MitchelHunt
    MitchelHunt Male 13-17
    161 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:14 am
    oops. spelled gross wrong.
  5. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:15 am
    ew
  6. Profile photo of 72tour
    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Don`t suppose you could use that on eaves droppers?
  7. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:17 am
    thats horrible
  8. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:20 am
    I think I just threw up!
  9. Profile photo of kawnbeef
    kawnbeef Female 30-39
    9 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:22 am
    just in case the description wasn`t gross enough. Here`s a video demonstration
  10. Profile photo of kihoshi
    kihoshi Female 18-29
    27 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Ewwww! I don`t want to see a video demonstration! But thanks for seeking out the link for those that want psychiatric help.
  11. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:36 am
    Interesting idea, but I don`t think it`d work. If anything it`d probably rupture the intestines and spill fecal matter into the meat. You`re better off using your knife to cut around the rectum after slicing the belly open. And I really don`t see why people find this stuff so disturbing.
  12. Profile photo of Glitterpaint
    Glitterpaint Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:49 am
    I`ve just got a brilliant idea!
  13. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:53 am
    W ... T ... F ... ?
  14. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:01 am
    Ouch.. Lets hope no one tries that on something that`s alive, lol.
  15. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:06 am
    The product description is TOO detailed.
  16. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:09 am
    I am a trillion steps closer to a vegetarian.
  17. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:10 am
    DEAR LORD, thats just wrong in every way i can think of
  18. Profile photo of readytofall
    readytofall Male 13-17
    424 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:15 am
    im now scarred for life
  19. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Hunting is wrong. But I eat meat :). Yummy pig.
  20. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:27 am
    I wonder if my GF would like that.
  21. Profile photo of IceWater
    IceWater Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Butt-Out removes the anal canal in just three steps.
  22. Profile photo of acidpixi
    acidpixi Female 18-29
    110 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:42 am
    Ha, I was grossed out til I read the comments, now I`m LMAO.
  23. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:51 am
    WTF would suit its description perfectly.
  24. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:54 am
    Kinky
  25. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:27 am
    I should get one to use on these drating punks that live in the apartments where I live. It should be easy enough, the retards always walk around with their drating pants hanging around their knees.
  26. Profile photo of gr8nbed69
    gr8nbed69 Female 18-29
    110 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:48 am
    oh man. i sent the link to my parents.(hunters) maybe i will get a view on if it`s really weird or not from them!
  27. Profile photo of LleetLlama
    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:58 am
    The actual use of it seems legit enough, but the name Butt Out.. that`s what gets me. xD
  28. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:21 am
    But people....WHY?
  29. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:45 am
    Imagine that in Ur butt hole! Whyle alive...That would give an amazing torture! WoW
  30. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:50 am
    sticking that in someone`s butt wouldnt hurt as much as them trying to get it out! bahahahah
  31. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:53 am
    That`s gruesome. The description on how to use it was too much.
  32. Profile photo of starcrosst
    starcrosst Male 30-39
    54 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:34 am
    hmm...*evil idea*

    My ex (who`s still a great friend) currently works in a porn shop....I think i`ll sneak one of these into the "toys" section...

  33. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:38 am
    oh gross!
  34. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:01 am
    For a second I thought that was what they hunted WITH.
  35. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:12 am
    why is it gross?
    You people never saw a cow or a pig getting killed and butchered, did ya?
    And believe me, that`s nothing. And I wouldn`t even consider becoming a veghead over it.
  36. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:54 am
    How lovely.
  37. Profile photo of M1O6D
    M1O6D Male 13-17
    104 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:55 am
    and why do you have to do this?
  38. Profile photo of Smudge09
    Smudge09 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:05 am
    Yummy... ;-/
  39. Profile photo of mystreT
    mystreT Male 30-39
    333 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:06 am
    Butt - Out? Seriously? That`s the best name they could come up with? How about something more catchy, the Eviscerator, we take crap from no deer.
  40. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 8:45 am
    Well I`ve got mine ordered.

    What? It`s something to do with deer hunting?

    Damn.

  41. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 9:36 am
    ohmygod. i think i`m going to cry..
  42. Profile photo of deanmalenko
    deanmalenko Male 18-29
    351 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:17 am
    I think its used to prevent the fecies of the deer or other animal to be released which happens when the rectal muscles relax because of dying.. it would seriously mess up the fur :)that why you have to pull some out, bind it and cut it off.. its like cutting the lifewire ( dont know the exact term) of a fresh born baby... well at least in some way.. what you do with the piece you cut off? well.. you can use it as a kind of rubber band to hold your hair together.. or maybe as a device for sexual exercise... or just throw it away and let some other animals eat it.. remember you might eat that animal who ate it :D
  43. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:20 am
    In the old days, we use to refer to this as "pulling out some pink". My, how times have changed.
  44. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:37 am
    well mines ordered

    i dont see how any of you find this sick,it helps and im glad they had a video demonstration

    i hope it gets here soon...im goin huntin next weekend

  45. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:51 am
    Yay. Something that looks like it HURTS LIKE HELL. :D Is this what hunters REALLY do?? Wtf. lol
  46. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:17 am
    Don`t tell Richard Gere about these; he`ll snap them up by the gross (12 dozen).
  47. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:20 am
    ^Only if they are successful in their hunt.
  48. Profile photo of Trucast
    Trucast Male 18-29
    162 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Can I ask why you need to pull a deers butt out? Seriously, I don`t understand why you need to do that.
  49. Profile photo of BangYourDead
    BangYourDead Female 13-17
    158 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:38 am
    uumm...?
  50. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:44 am
    Sweet Jesus.
  51. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:57 am
    EW! I SAW THE VID! I SAW THE VID! EW EW EW EW OUCH EW!
  52. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    Yup, When ever im hunting things such as wabbit or deer...Gutting the game is alway a hassle.But with the new butt-out tool,You will allways want to go hunting.
  53. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    puh lease i go hunting all the time just cut around the but of the thing i dont want to stick n e thing up a deers but =/
  54. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    when u saw the pic i thought they u shoot it in the butt at first...i wonder if u can use it on alive dogs....hmmm seems plausable...
  55. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    Yup, When ever im hunting things such as wabbit or deer...Gutting the game is alway a hassle.But with the new butt-out tool,You will allways want to go hunting.
  56. Profile photo of scar104
    scar104 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    I can think of so many painful moments with this thing. The pranks you could do... Still nasty as hell.
  57. Profile photo of Clayboy
    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:31 pm
    How come this feature isn`t included in the hunting video games?
  58. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    GaAHhHh!! ewww aahhhh!
  59. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    I can imagine using it on people I hate, but I`m against hunting and think this is sick.
  60. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 1:36 pm
    artfulartist (Friday, June 29, 2007 12:41:57 PM) said,

    GaAHhHh!! ewww aahhhh!

    I made those exact sounds on my wedding night.

  61. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    I can only saw Ewwwwww.
  62. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    Yuck, the description was the worst, if I watch the video I`ll...get a bit more grosses out. I was going to say barf but, it seemed a little extreme.
  63. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    one word... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
  64. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:03 pm
    I should use this on the lady next door`s dog. Such an annoying thing...

    Ok really, I wonder how exactly did they come up with the idea for this thing.

  65. Profile photo of cowgirlc
    cowgirlc Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    that`s. dis.gust.ing. ohhhhmygod.
  66. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    I love outdoors stuff but I think hunting is just one of those activities I will never do, never understand, and never like.
  67. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    I was expecting the video to be a tid bit more gruesome but its intestines just came out with out poo going everything
  68. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    i was eating a snack while reading this......im gonna vomit.............
  69. Profile photo of phobophobic
    phobophobic Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    Um.

    no.

  70. Profile photo of Bert10099
    Bert10099 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    Just make sure the thing is dead first.
  71. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    Proof that only real men go hunting. *cough* The irony. I could choke on the irony.
  72. Profile photo of Almighty77
    Almighty77 Male 13-17
    163 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    Ouchies
  73. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    ugh
  74. Profile photo of RedNine
    RedNine Male 13-17
    99 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    Now there`s an even bigger reason why not to go hunting at Brokeback Mountain.

    But seriously...that`s just...wrong. The name is very fitting for it, but it should use its name for advice and Butt Out. In other words, it shouldn`t exist.

  75. Profile photo of KissDontKill
    KissDontKill Female 13-17
    36 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    aqusixio- so true, so true.
  76. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    Think that is bad...look at this!

    http://www.furisdead.com/feat-dogcatfur....

  77. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    For those who are wondering "Why?", the answer is relatively simple.

    When you kill the deer, you need to take immediate action to preserve the meat. First, and most important, is field dressing, which is removal of the internal organs. The organs are, overly simplified, a big ol` bag of gross stuff, with a hole on either end. You have to seal off those holes, or stuff will, well, leak out. This product offers a very neat, easy, way to tie off one of those holes. If you think *this* is gross, you should see what happens if that part of it goes wrong.

    I`m not a hunter, since my accuracy is much too poor. However, if I hunted, I would absolutely buy this. Helluva product, brilliant advertising.

  78. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    Oh, and for you, Samural77, PETA is an organization of zealous nutjobs. They are neither to be trusted, nor encouraged.
  79. Profile photo of TforTom
    TforTom Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    In reply to Samurai77, yeah i think that is sick, but it is not just China where that happens, and would not happen if there were not demand for what they are supplying. I think that the people of our culture should share the blame for creating a demand for the pelts, and I agree with the fellow in the video.
    Although I do not mind people wearing fur coats, providing they are willing to kill the animal themselves (the animal having led a natural life and being killed mercifully) and realise the value of its life, the same goes to people who eat the flesh of other creatures.
  80. Profile photo of RodneyJason
    RodneyJason Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Am i the only one who has ever helped gut a deer here...? I think it would be useful.. i remember that being the hardest.. and grossest part to do with a knife.
  81. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    eww....
  82. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    To everyone who said it was wrong:

    I know its gross, but the animal is already dead... it doesnt feel a thing...

  83. Profile photo of thewabbit
    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    insert the Butt-Out Tool into the anal canal and twist until it grabs the membrane
    kinky.
  84. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    333 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    hunting isnt wrong if you dont waste the meat.
  85. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 10:49 pm
    wow... i agree w. w/e posted this, thats exactly why i dont go hunting lol. i love deer but i dont want deer crap all over me.
  86. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    ugh nasty
  87. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:08 am
    .........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    indeed the irony

  88. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:00 am
    Hmmmm wonder if this actually is easier than, just gutting the deer. I`ve been harrassed while cleaning and butchering a deer at a campsite, so their reactions to this would probalbly be many times worse. Good idea though just odd if you`ve never had to actually prepare your food from the wild to the table on a camping trip.
  89. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:57 am
    why oh why did I read the product description. Man, thats really gross
  90. Profile photo of Spaz022765
    Spaz022765 Male 13-17
    7 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:59 am
    My ass started throbbing at the sight of that horrid thing... X-(
  91. Profile photo of i_m_louder
    i_m_louder Male 30-39
    71 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:07 am
    i would like to do the same treatment to all hunters out there.
  92. Profile photo of kittiechick
    kittiechick Female 18-29
    57 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 4:10 am
    Gah!

    Awful.

  93. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:47 am
    Chuck Norris could take it, but he would never get himself into that position.
  94. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:54 am
    And as Ted Nugent says, "You can`t grill it `till you kill it."


  95. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 7:10 am
    Ted Nugent Rocks 8-)
  96. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    that`s gotta hurt...
  97. Profile photo of errington07
    errington07 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    o_0 WTF
  98. Profile photo of currybandit
    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    lovely, really lovely.
    so pleasent.
  99. Profile photo of 3622785
    3622785 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    100th!
  100. Profile photo of TaintedMeat
    TaintedMeat Male 18-29
    102 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 10:35 pm
    wtf? i don`t know the whole basics of hunting but why would you want to remove the deers..tube thingy that turns into it`s butthole?
  101. Profile photo of Crap4Brains
    Crap4Brains Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    new form of torture?
  102. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 2:52 am
    THE GOATSE -=(O)=- MATIC 3000!!!

    Your game carrying more "dark meat" than you`d bargain for? Your game got a prostate problem? Do you want to outshine goatse.cx?

    Then this is the tool for you. Try it on your friends if you want the "bum-fun" activities to be clean and pristine, or to have fun with your passed out friend which has to explain to the nurse the following morning exactly what the f(_)ck happened.

    Order now for $19.99, and we`ll toss in a second one free as well as a Goatse Calendar, a Goatse clock, and Goatse wastebasket to decorate your office, home, or dormitory.

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  103. Profile photo of IammeoramI
    IammeoramI Male 13-17
    30 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    Huh? I wonder who came up with this invention...
  104. Profile photo of SillyBella
    SillyBella Female 18-29
    136 posts
    July 3, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    I did not need to see that!!!
  105. Profile photo of Snoogans
    Snoogans Male 30-39
    869 posts
    July 4, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Great stocking stuffer!

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